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[[File:Kevin Clash and Elmo.jpg|thumb|Elmo knows where you live!]] | [[File:Kevin Clash and Elmo.jpg|thumb|Elmo knows where you live!]] | ||
[[File:Elmokid.gif|thumb|'''E''' is for [[wikipedia:Ephebophilia|ephebophilia]]]] | [[File:Elmokid.gif|thumb|'''E''' is for [[wikipedia:Ephebophilia|ephebophilia]]]] | ||
[[File:MakeItMine.jpg|thumb|[[Some argue]] that it's all an evil plot by Elmo's arch-nemesis, the [[Jewish|greedy]] [[manchild]], [http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Huxley Huxley].]] | [[File:MakeItMine.jpg|thumb|[[Some argue]] that it's all an evil plot by Elmo's arch-nemesis, the [[Jewish|greedy]] [[manchild]], [http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Huxley Huxley].]] | ||
'''Elmo''' was a [[furry]], [[homosexual]] [[Communist|red]] monster on infamous kids TV show Sesame Street. The character was apparently created one day when the show's staff decided it would be fun to give some guy a hideous ball of red fur and zero instructions besides "[[DO IT FAGGOT| | '''Elmo''' was a [[furry]], [[homosexual]] [[Communist|red]] monster on the infamous kids TV show [[Sesame Street]]. The character was apparently created one day when the show's staff decided it would be fun to give some guy a hideous ball of red fur and zero instructions besides "[[DO IT FAGGOT|turn this into something]]". The resultant abomination became "the embodiment of [[rape|love]]" - Elmo. You probably know Elmo best as the advertising powerhouse that Sesame Street uses to make sure the money keeps on rolling in. That ugly little ball of fur has been in over 26 movies and has spawned a countless amount of ungodly merchandise made to separate retards from their [[Jew gold]]. | ||
And so, all was well in the world for the creators of Sesame St. until it turned out that "the embodiment of love" was actually second cousin once removed of everyone's favorite [[pedobear|bear]] and had a real taste for [[shota]]. | And so, all was well in the world for the creators of Sesame St. until it turned out that "the embodiment of love" was actually second cousin once removed of everyone's favorite [[pedobear|bear]] and had a real taste for [[shota]]. | ||
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File:Sheldon Stephens.jpg|"Aspiring model" | File:Sheldon Stephens.jpg|"Aspiring model" | ||
File:Cecil Singleton.jpg|Asking for it | File:Cecil Singleton.jpg|Asking for it | ||
File:Kermit goatse.jpg|An unnamed victim comes forth and shows the anal devastation wrought by Clash | File:Kermit goatse.jpg|An unnamed victim comes forth and shows the [[Goatse|anal devastation]] wrought by Clash | ||
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== Elmo today == | == Elmo today == | ||
While Elmo's attitude towards young boys might be somewhat suspect, it is refreshing and reassuring to know, however, that when it comes to | While Elmo's attitude towards young boys might be [[sick fuck|somewhat suspect]], it is refreshing and reassuring to know, however, that when it comes to [[jews]], he's right on the money. He gained a lot of infamy after harassing [[NYC|Noo Yahkers]] for a few weeks during his stay in the big apple. After being banished from the land, he ended up in [[San Francisco]], where he got in countless fights with the faggots there, which resulted in him being v& and sent to [[Prison]] for an entire year. He was last spotted in [[2015]], somewhere in [[California]]. These filthy fucking jews need to die. Further adding lulz to the story, it was revealed that his name was legit [[Adam Sandler]]. He lived in [[Cambodia]] in the late [[1990s]], where he ran a porn site called '''Welcome to the Rape Camp''', until he was banished from that shitty country. He came back to [[Dumbfuckistan]], where he joined up with the Girl Scouts until getting kicked out for more unusual behavior. | ||
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|<youtube>bVdireUJS1Q</youtube> <br> <center>'''Anti-Semitic Elmo'''</center> | |||
|<youtube>A3NELtWokw</youtube> <br> <center>'''The Saga'''</center> | |||
|<youtube>fNaJnS1wzAo</youtube> <br> <center>'''Elmo is a potential school shooter'''</center> | |||
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== Tickle me gallery == | == Tickle me gallery == | ||
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File:Elmo experiments.jpg|Elmo's first time | File:Elmo experiments.jpg|Elmo's first time | ||
File:No one wants to tickle me.jpg | |||
File:ElmoThudd.jpg|[[Porn|Elmo's night job.]] | |||
File:Saint Elmo.jpg | |||
File:Elmo chair.jpg | |||
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File:Swag Elmo.jpg | |||
File:Tickle me Elmo.jpg|Elmo loved [[loli]]s back then | File:Tickle me Elmo.jpg|Elmo loved [[loli]]s back then | ||
File:Elmo jail.jpg|Elmo's new look come 2013 | File:Elmo jail.jpg|Elmo's new look come 2013 | ||
File:Gangster Elmo.gif | File:Gangster Elmo.gif | ||
</gallery> | File:Elmo fag.jpg|Elmo during his night shift | ||
File:Touch someone who is in bed.jpg | |||
File:Meth - Hell Of A Drug.jpg | |||
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== See Also == | == See Also == | ||
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*[http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/hook-me-elmo Elmo gets hooked up with a bad crowd] | *[http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/hook-me-elmo Elmo gets hooked up with a bad crowd] | ||
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Latest revision as of 14:28, 6 February 2022
Elmo was a furry, homosexual red monster on the infamous kids TV show Sesame Street. The character was apparently created one day when the show's staff decided it would be fun to give some guy a hideous ball of red fur and zero instructions besides "turn this into something". The resultant abomination became "the embodiment of love" - Elmo. You probably know Elmo best as the advertising powerhouse that Sesame Street uses to make sure the money keeps on rolling in. That ugly little ball of fur has been in over 26 movies and has spawned a countless amount of ungodly merchandise made to separate retards from their Jew gold.
And so, all was well in the world for the creators of Sesame St. until it turned out that "the embodiment of love" was actually second cousin once removed of everyone's favorite bear and had a real taste for shota.
The Creepy
In October 2012 some money-seeking faggot accused Elmo's handler Kevin Clash that he [Clash] fucked him in the ass when he was the tender age of 17. Of course the negro himself claims he thought the kid was 18. Since then dozens of butthurt and lonely attention whores have come out of the woodwork claiming they all have been 'tickled' by Elmo.
Considering the Elmo Line of products, it's not too big a leap to make.
- Elmo is the "Embodiment of Love". Love for young folks from a much older man
- Tickle Me Elmo: encourages young boys to touch low on another man's body to "tickle" them
- Elmo Children's Chairs: Sit your son between the smiling Elmo's legs
- Fireman, Policeman, Indian, ect. Elmo: It's the all Elmo Village people! How did anyone miss it?
The "Victims"
Sesame Street is of course, set in a ghetto somewhere in New York, and being a ghetto it comes complete with some dude living in the trash can, fairies spreading around "magic dust", hookers on every corner and seven foot tall birds hallucinating about elephants. Part of this realistic setting was the usual drugs and prostitution. Young "aspiring models" selling their wares proved too much for Elmo, and he succumbed to their wiles. In Kevin Clash's defense, they did say they were 18 and were totally asking for it. In typical nigger behavior, Clash claims The Man's just prosecuting him because he's black.
Here is a sample of Elmo's taste in men:
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Asking for it -
An unnamed victim comes forth and shows the anal devastation wrought by Clash
Elmo back in the day
Elmo today
While Elmo's attitude towards young boys might be somewhat suspect, it is refreshing and reassuring to know, however, that when it comes to jews, he's right on the money. He gained a lot of infamy after harassing Noo Yahkers for a few weeks during his stay in the big apple. After being banished from the land, he ended up in San Francisco, where he got in countless fights with the faggots there, which resulted in him being v& and sent to Prison for an entire year. He was last spotted in 2015, somewhere in California. These filthy fucking jews need to die. Further adding lulz to the story, it was revealed that his name was legit Adam Sandler. He lived in Cambodia in the late 1990s, where he ran a porn site called Welcome to the Rape Camp, until he was banished from that shitty country. He came back to Dumbfuckistan, where he joined up with the Girl Scouts until getting kicked out for more unusual behavior.
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Elmo's new look come 2013 -
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Elmo during his night shift -
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See Also
External Links
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