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[[File:Coldsteel the Hedgehog.jpg|thumb|right|Patron saint of edge]]
[[File:Coldsteel the Hedgehog.jpg|thumb|Patron saint of edge]]
[[File:Now that's what I call edgy.png|thumb|right|The edgelord's album of choice.]]
[[File:Now that's what I call edgy.png|thumb|The edgelord's album of choice.]]
[[File:Stop being edgy, you're scaring the children.jpg|thumb|right|Fuck the children! Literally! With the rotten, severed cock of saint-among-men, [[Jimmy Savile]]!]]
[[File:Stop being edgy, you're scaring the children.jpg|thumb|Fuck the children! Literally! With the rotten, severed cock of saint-among-men, [[Jimmy Savile]]!]]
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{{quote|As far as I can make out, 'edgy' occurs when middlebrow, middle-aged profiteers are looking to suck the energy - not to mention the spending money - out of the 'youth culture'. So they come up with this fake concept of seeming to be dangerous when every move they make is the result of market research and a corporate master plan.|Daria, hitting the twisted, rusty nail on the head. With a 4,000lb sledgehammer smeared with the brains of retarded babies lmao.}}
{{quote|As far as I can make out, 'edgy' occurs when middlebrow, middle-aged profiteers are looking to suck the energy - not to mention the spending money - out of the 'youth culture'. So they come up with this fake concept of seeming to be dangerous when every move they make is the result of market research and a corporate master plan.|Daria, hitting the twisted, rusty nail on the head. With a 4,000lb sledgehammer smeared with the brains of retarded babies.}}
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'''Edgy''' (from the Old English ''ecg'' meaning 'corner, point, sword, dead baby jokes') is a word commonly used [[OTI]] to denote things that are [[lame| shocking]], [[asking for it|provocative]], uncompromising or avant-garde or that are dark, scary and gothic in nature.
'''Edgy''' (from the Old English ''ecg'' meaning 'corner, point, sword, dead baby jokes') is a word commonly used [[OTI]] to denote things that are [[lame| shocking]], [[asking for it|provocative]], uncompromising or avant-garde or that are dark, scary and gothic in nature.


Although, [[90s|once upon a time]] the word may have been used unironically, nowadays '''edgy''' is almost always derogatory in nature, denoting that the edgy person in question (commonly known as '''edgelords''') are sad, attention-seeking and immature losers who are [[trying too hard]].
Although, [[90s|once upon a time]] the word may have been used unironically, nowadays, "edgy" is almost always derogatory in nature, denoting that the edgy person in question (commonly known as '''edgelords''') are sad, attention-seeking and immature fucktards who need to do something productive with their lives.  


Ironically, despite their inconoclastic nature that drives them to love shocking and offending people, most edgelords are incredibly easy to offend and upset themselves, usually simply by pointing out how incredibly childish and stupid they are.
Ironically, despite their inconoclastic nature that drives them to love shocking and offending people, most edgelords are incredibly easy to offend and upset themselves, usually simply by pointing out how incredibly childish and stupid they are.


==Things That Are FUCKING Edgy==
==Things That Are <strong>FUCKING</strong> Edgy==
*[[Sonic the Hedgehog|Shadow the Hedgehog]]
[[File:Edgynormielolcow.jpg|thumb|A [[normie]] tries to be edgy.]]
*[[2001|2001 A Space Odyssey]]
*[[4chan]]
*[[Akame Ga Kill]]
*[[Alt Right]]
*[[Atheism]]
*Being a [[Crusadercat|furry warrior]].
*[[Elliot Rodger|Being a supreme gentleman]]
*[[Bill Hicks]] - and that goes double for all the faggots that quote and misquote him ''constantly''
*[[Cringe|Cringe threads]]
*[[Communism]]
*Contrarianism
*Contrarianism
*Iconoclasm
*[[Self harm|Cutting]]
*Being a [[goth]]
*[[Dead babies|Dead baby jokes]]
*[[Dead babies|Dead baby jokes]]
*[[Rape]]
*[[Fight Club]]
*[[Linkin Park]]
*[[Atheism]]
*[[Satanism]]
*[[School shootings]]
*[[Deadpool]]
*[[Deadpool]]
*Most of the shitty content on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]
*[[Bill Hicks]] - and that goes double for all the faggots that quote and misquote him ''constantly''
*Dennis Leary - who's like Bill Hicks, but for cunts.
*Dennis Leary - who's like Bill Hicks, but for cunts.
*[[Cutting]]
*[[Deviantart]]
*[[Donald Trump]]
*[[Doopie DoOver]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]
*[[Family Guy]]
*[[Fedoras]]
*[[Fight Club]]
*[[liveleak|Fight videos]]
*[[Flag Burners|Flag burning]]
*[[Gamers]], especially "Hardcore" ones
*[[GamerGate]]
*[[GamerGate]]
*[[Horsecock|Garth Ennis]]
*[[Goth]]
*[[Happy Tree Friends]]
*[[Hot Topic]]
*[[Irony]]  Most idiots that try to use this word fuck it up with [[sarcasm]]
*[[Jew|Kabbalah]]  They try to sell it as [[hipster|Jeudism after dark]] but all it is is [[Wicca]] with Menorah and Yamakas.  It's intersting to note that Kabbalah means ''To Receive'' in Hebrew and that's why so many young Jews follow Kabbalah because they're on the receiving end of ass kickings and they think [[Special Snowflake Syndrome|that like rich white kids becoming Satanists]] that it will give them some special insight or relationship with GOD that will make them better or stronger than their tormentors.
*[[Weeaboo|Katanas]]
*[[Kill la Kill]]
*[[Kirby]]. Apparently.
*[[Libertarianism]]
*[[Libertarianism]]
*[[Elliot Rodger|Being a supreme gentleman]]
*[[Linkin Park]]
*[[Metal]] - pretty much 'edgy - the musical genre'.
** Speaking of which, [[nu metal]]. (no duh!)
*Modern day [[Feminism|Feminists]]
*[[Uncharted|Nathan Drake]]... like for real.
**Or modern day [[Tomb Raider|female Nathan Drake]] to all sad lonely virgins out there.
*[[Nazism]]
*[[Nazism]]
*/[[pol]]/
*[[North Korea]]
*[[co/|Garth Ennis]]
*[[abortion|Pro-lifers]]
*[[pol/|/pol/]]
*[[Pokémon]]
*[[Randy Stair]]
*[[Rape]]
*[[Dubai|Dubai Ruler]]
*[[Reddit]]
*[[Rick and Morty]]
*[[Sargon of Akkad]]
*[[Satanism]]
*[[School shootings]]
*[[Social Justice]]
*[[Sonic the Hedgehog|Shadow the Hedgehog]]
*[[Suicide Squad]]
*[[Swearing]]
*[[Y SO SRS?|The Joker]]
*[[The Punisher]]
*[[The Punisher]]
*[[Fedoras]]
*[[The Walking Dead]]
*[[Swearing]]
*[[Vampires]]
*Katanas, especially when dual wielded.
* Wanting [[My Little Pony]] to be M rated.
*[[You]]
* Wanting [[Star vs. the Forces of Evil]] to be M rated.
*[[Warhammer 40,000]]
*[[World of Warcraft]]
*[[Yo Gabba Gabba]]
*<s>[[You]]</s> Disregard that, while [[you]] may try to be edgy, [[you]] fail horribly at it.
 
==Things That Are Not <strong>FUCKING</strong> Edgy==
[[File:Edgy af.jpg|thumb|right|Whoa, look out, we got a badass over here.]]
*[[Kittens]]
*[[My Little Pony]]
*[[You]] (even though you try)
*[[Cheezburger]]
*[[offended|Encyclopedia Dramatica's offended page]]
*[[TheAmazingAtheist]]
*[[s4s]]
*[[8chan]]
*[[Jew|Kabbalah]] It's [[Hipster|Jeudism after dark]].  It teaches magic spells that let you make [[nigger|Golems]] you can control.
*[[NORP]]
*[[Social Media]]
*[[Sonichu]]
*[[Battlefield]]
*[[Call of Duty]]
*[[Counter Strike]]
*[[League of Legends]]
*[[Retards]]
*[[Hellsing]]
*[[Berserk]]


==Edgy FUCKING Gallery==
==Edgy '''FUCKING''' Gallery==
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File:Edgemasterstronghold.jpg|The edgemaster's stronghold. Note the [[Nazi|swastika flag]], not one, but ''two'' [[Y SO SRS?|Joker posters]] and, my personal favorite, [[Masturbation|the roll of toilet paper on the bedside table]].
File:Edgemasterstronghold.jpg|The edgemaster's stronghold. Note the [[Nazi|swastika flag]], not one, but ''two'' [[Y SO SRS?|Joker posters]] and, my personal favorite, [[Masturbation|the roll of toilet paper on the bedside table]].
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File:Edgyonpurpose.jpg|Where edgelords buy all their trenchcoats, [[fedoras]], fingerless gloves and spiked collars.
File:Edgyonpurpose.jpg|Where edgelords buy all their trenchcoats, [[fedoras]], fingerless gloves and spiked collars.
File:The League of Edgy.jpg|The League of Edgy
File:The League of Edgy.jpg|The League of Edgy
File:Edgelords of the Galaxy.jpg|Edgelords of the Galaxy.
File:Edgelords of the Galaxy.jpg|Edgelords of the Galaxy.
File:Nigga that was edgy as fuck.jpg|You've not impressed [[nigger|Darnell]].
File:Brony going over the edge.jpg|[[Bronies]] are frequently edgelords, <s>usually</s> always as a means of compensating for their [[faggotry|gay love of a show for little girls]].
File:Edgypony.png|[[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic|Edgy as fuck]], brah.
File:Edgypony.png|[[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic|Edgy as fuck]], brah.
File:Edgy joker3.jpg|[[Y SO SRS?|The Joker]] is pretty edgy.
File:Edgy joker.jpg|Most edgelords are actually [[sexism|really]] [[nice guys]], though.
File:Edgy joker2.jpg
File:Edgy joker1.jpg
File:EdgyClarence.png|You trying to be '''FUCKING''' edgy.
File:Garth Ennis greets his father.jpg|Garth Ennis greets his father.
File:Garth Ennis greets his father.jpg|Garth Ennis greets his father.
File:Edgier than bismuth.jpg
File:Edgier than bismuth.jpg
File:Edgy_cry.png|Even the edgiest can sometimes [[waaambulance|cry]]
File:PunishmentDay.jpg|It's always Punishment Day in ''The Punisher [[Cyberpunk|2099]]''.
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==Edgy FUCKING Videos==
==Edgy '''FUCKING''' Videos==
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|<youtube>jfm7oVreLIg</youtube> <br> <center>'''[[Hatred]]'''</center>
|<youtube>gFc7SCurpiU</youtube> <br> <center>'''ISIS'''</center>
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|<youtube>G-gQ3aAdhIo</youtube> <br> <center>'''[[Elliot Rodger]] is the embodiment of edgyness'''</center>
|<youtube>jZrHBMqj_9g</youtube> <br> <center>'''Autism jokes are edgy'''</center>
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==Not To Be FUCKING Confused With==
==Edginess as a '''FUCKING''' excuse==
*[[Straight Edge|SxE]] - Although it's entirely possible to be edgy and straightedge all at the same time.
Recently, teenaged angst and edginess have been used to excuse bad behavior, including but not limited to the following:
*[[Zoe Quinn|"A crippling Helldump addiction"]][http://www.crimeandfederalism.com/2015/05/who-is-zoe-quinn-gameragate.html]
*[[Shanley Kane|Being a Nazi]], and providing oral and anal pleasure to [[weev]].[http://www.breitbart.com/london/2015/01/21/yes-i-was-a-racist-and-im-mentally-ill-shanley-kane-in-shocking-social-media-meltdown/]
*[[Sarah Butts|Being a pedophile advocate]].[https://archive.is/0B0lJ]
*[[Ian Miles Cheong|Being a Nazi]].[http://archive.is/PO9ap#selection-26238.0-26238.4]


==See FUCKING Also==
==See '''FUCKING''' Also==
*[[13-year-old boys]]
*[[Being an Edgelord]]
*[[Doopie DoOver]] Fucktardthat thinks she's the edgiest of the edgelords
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]
*[[Epic Ween]]
*[[Epic Ween]]
*[[13-year-old boys]]
*[[EXTREME ADVERTISING]]
*[[EXTREME ADVERTISING]]
*[[I told you I was hardcore]]
*[[I told you I was hardcore]]
*[[Trying too hard]]
*[[Trying too hard]]
*[[xRazorfistx]]
*[[Sootyjared]]
*[[Randy Stair]]
*[[Sarah Jeong]]
 
====Not To Be '''FUCKING''' Confused With====
*[[Straight Edge|SxE]] - Although it's entirely possible to be edgy and straightedge all at the same time.
 


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Latest revision as of 15:48, 18 November 2021

Patron saint of edge
The edgelord's album of choice.
Fuck the children! Literally! With the rotten, severed cock of saint-among-men, Jimmy Savile!
   
“ 		 
As far as I can make out, 'edgy' occurs when middlebrow, middle-aged profiteers are looking to suck the energy - not to mention the spending money - out of the 'youth culture'. So they come up with this fake concept of seeming to be dangerous when every move they make is the result of market research and a corporate master plan.
  		„
  		 

—Daria, hitting the twisted, rusty nail on the head. With a 4,000lb sledgehammer smeared with the brains of retarded babies.

Edgy (from the Old English ecg meaning 'corner, point, sword, dead baby jokes') is a word commonly used OTI to denote things that are shocking, provocative, uncompromising or avant-garde or that are dark, scary and gothic in nature.

Although, once upon a time the word may have been used unironically, nowadays, "edgy" is almost always derogatory in nature, denoting that the edgy person in question (commonly known as edgelords) are sad, attention-seeking and immature fucktards who need to do something productive with their lives.

Ironically, despite their inconoclastic nature that drives them to love shocking and offending people, most edgelords are incredibly easy to offend and upset themselves, usually simply by pointing out how incredibly childish and stupid they are.

Things That Are FUCKING Edgy

A normie tries to be edgy.

Things That Are Not FUCKING Edgy

Whoa, look out, we got a badass over here.

Edgy FUCKING Gallery

Hope You're FUCKING Ready For This, You FUCKERS!! About missing Pics
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Edgy FUCKING Videos


Hatred


ISIS




Elliot Rodger is the embodiment of edgyness


Autism jokes are edgy



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Edginess as a FUCKING excuse

Recently, teenaged angst and edginess have been used to excuse bad behavior, including but not limited to the following:

See FUCKING Also

Not To Be FUCKING Confused With

  • SxE - Although it's entirely possible to be edgy and straightedge all at the same time.


I WILL NOT KILL MY CLASSMATES...
I WILL NOT KILL MY CLASSMATES...
 Edgy is part of a series on
GOTH
[Grow up and quit whiningEmbrace your inner darkness]
I WILL NOT KILL MY CLASSMATES...
I WILL NOT KILL MY CLASSMATES...

Perverts

Don Henrie ♦ Jerry from Doomsday Refreshment Committee ♦ Jonathon The Inhaler ♦ Lustifera ♦ Michelle Belanger ♦ Ryle Garamonde

Pussies

Brittany Holechko ♦ Dimmuborgiress ♦ Ickeriss69 ♦ KurtBatz ♦ Larathen ♦ Matt Crimmins ♦ MissHannahMinx ♦ MsUmlaut ♦ Neil Gaiman ♦ Nickolaus ♦ Paulie Calafiore ♦ Sinn ♦ Sophie Lancaster ♦ Succubbus ♦ Trent Reznor

Psychos

Gothzilla ♦ House Kheperu ♦ Jeff Weise ♦ Jasmine Richardson ♦ Kimveer Gill ♦ Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath ♦ MemoryandDream ♦ Pink Spider ♦ Sephirothslave ♦ Sebastian Bosse ♦ Todd Hoyt

Posers

Dani Filth ♦ Ex-Raye ♦ Fesazukichan ♦ Jack Spicer ♦ Jet ♦ TheeReaper ♦ PaganDeathKnight ♦ TooDamnFilthy ♦ Voodoo devil doll ♦ You ♦ Zeriara

Places

Basements ♦ Columbine ♦ DeadJournal ♦ Goth macros ♦ Hot Topic ♦ Richland Collegiate High School ♦ Vampire Community Message Board ♦ Vampire Freaks ♦ Vampire Posers ♦ Vampire Shitty

Pastimes

Aiding the Dark Lord in Battle ♦ Angst ♦ Being Edgy ♦ Cutting ♦ Drugs ♦ Guro ♦ Homosexuality ♦ Neil Gaiman's Sandman ♦ Necrophilia ♦ Not having friends ♦ Murder ♦ My Immortal ♦ Poetry ♦ Ruining the Internet ♦ School Shooting ♦ Suicide ♦ The Nightmare Before Christmas ♦ Vampirism ♦ Where The Dead Go To Die ♦ Ruby Gloom

Noise

Anal Cunt ♦ The Cure ♦ Doomsday Refreshment Committee ♦ Dr. Steel ♦ Dream Theater ♦ Emilie Autumn ♦ Gothic Rock ♦ Joy Division ♦ Misfits ♦ New Romantic ♦ NIN ♦ The Sisters of Mercy ♦ Siouxsie and The Banshees ♦ Slipknot ♦ Tool

Edgy
is part of a series on
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Pitfalls:

Aspierations • BLANKING IN PROGRESS • Charming Naïveté • Delete fucking everything • DOIN IT RONG • Edginess • Failing it • Internet tough guy • Kids on the internet • Legal action • Liberalism • Mental illness • Mod Sass • Skript kiddies • Sob Stories • Trolls • Unrealistic Expectations • Unwarranted Self-Importance • Waaaambulance

Previous Hiscores:
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