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{{spoilers|text= BoA'S US DEBUT WAS COMPLETE AND UTTER LEGENDARY [[FAIL]]!!11!!111}} | {{spoilers|text= BoA'S US DEBUT WAS COMPLETE AND UTTER LEGENDARY [[FAIL]]!!11!!111}} | ||
[[Image:BoALipstick.jpg|thumb|Practicing her cock-blowing skills so she can continue to suck off those record execs]] | [[Image:BoALipstick.jpg|thumb|Practicing her cock-blowing skills so she can continue to suck off those record execs]] | ||
'''BoA''' or '''Kwon BoA''' or '''BoA Kwon''' or '''Ching Chang Chong''' or whatever those crazy [[azns]] like to call her is a shitty [[J-Pop]] "singer" who makes [[Utada Hikaru]] seem moderately talented. She is often called the Korean [[Britney Spears]], meaning she has no talent and relies on being pedo-bait to sell records (hint: being compared to Britney isn't exactly a good thing). That actually makes no sense seeing as how Britney, as talentless as she is, is a global icon known even in Rural Africa. Go to Africa and ask them about BoA. | '''BoA''' or '''Kwon BoA''' or '''BoA Kwon''' or '''Ching Chang Chong''' or whatever those crazy [[azns]] like to call her is a shitty [[J-Pop]] "singer" who makes [[Utada Hikaru]] seem moderately talented. She is often called the Korean [[Britney Spears]], meaning she has no talent and relies on being pedo-bait to sell records (hint: being compared to Britney [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrA3_jjzfUA isn't exactly a good thing]). That actually makes no sense seeing as how Britney, as talentless as she is, is a global icon known even in Rural Africa. Go to Africa and ask them about BoA. | ||
Because she started out as a [[16-year-old girl]] singing equally shitty K-Pop, she is widely regarded as a traitor by [[butthurt]] Koreans who want her nasty cunt for themselves. | Because she started out as a [[16-year-old girl]] singing equally shitty K-Pop, she is widely regarded as a traitor by [[butthurt]] Koreans who want her nasty bloated cunt for themselves. | ||
She has one of the most ridiculously high-pitched, nasal, fucking annoying "voices" of all time. She has zero musical ability and her "dancing" is ridiculously sub-par. '''Even though she's been spoon-fed training from her label, who went as far as to pay for her lessons.''' And yet, her [[retarded]] and tone-deaf fanbase consisting of either [[azn]] or [[weeaboo]][[16-year-old girls]] and [[13-year-old boys]] still worship the ground she walks on, praising her non- | She has one of the most ridiculously high-pitched, nasal, fucking annoying "voices" of all time. She has zero musical ability and her "dancing" is ridiculously sub-par. '''Even though she's been spoon-fed training from her label, who went as far as to pay for her lessons.''' And yet, her [[retarded]] and tone-deaf fanbase consisting of either [[azn]] or [[weeaboo]][[16-year-old girls]] and [[13-year-old boys]] still worship the ground she walks on, praising her non-existent "skills". Thus she has become the most '''overrated''' [[J-Pop]] "artist" of all time. Even with her lack of talent, she still has enough [[unwarranted self-importance]] to call herself the [[lol wut|"Best" of Asia]]. | ||
Apparently, this is how she got her deal: Her brother was auditioning and she just randomly walked in, she gave the [[pedophiles]] a hard-on and they immediately accepted her, fantasizing about how much sweet young [[loli]] [[pussy]] they could get by making her a star. | Apparently, this is how she got her deal: Her brother was auditioning and she just randomly walked in, she gave the [[pedophiles]] a hard-on and they immediately accepted her, fantasizing about how much sweet young [[loli]] [[pussy]] they could get by making her a star. | ||
She worked sooooo hard. | She [[whore|worked]] sooooo hard. | ||
[[Shit no one cares about|And meanwhile, truly talented musicians bust their asses for years and don't get jack shit]]. | [[Shit no one cares about|And meanwhile, truly talented musicians bust their asses for years and don't get jack shit]]. | ||
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[[Image:boafail.jpg|thumb|left|LOL [[fail]]]] | [[Image:boafail.jpg|thumb|left|LOL [[fail]]]] | ||
[[Image:boaalbumcoverpopmusicun.png|thumb|Bitch you're not black]] | [[Image:boaalbumcoverpopmusicun.png|thumb|Bitch you're not black]] | ||
When her fourth album [[fail]]ed to even go gold, she displayed to the world what massive [[unwarranted self-importance]] she has by trying to take over the US music market and declaring herself the "Best | When her fourth album [[fail]]ed to even go [[jew|gold]], she displayed to the world what massive [[unwarranted self-importance]] she has by trying to take over the US music market and declaring herself the "Best of Asia". Anyone with a modicum of common sense knows this is a [[lie]], and she flopped spectacularly. | ||
== Actual quotes from "intelligent" fans == | == Actual quotes from "intelligent" fans == | ||
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* [[loli]] | * [[loli]] | ||
* [[Inuyasha]]-"sang" some shitty song for the equally shitty anime. | * [[Inuyasha]]-"sang" some shitty song for the equally shitty anime. | ||
* [[Serial Experiments Lain]] - This one too | * [[Serial Experiments Lain]] - <s>This one too</s> Wrong Bôa faggot | ||
* [[Child Abuse]]-Why she's famous | * [[Child Abuse]]-Why she's famous | ||
* [[Pedophile]]-Who the people that "discovered" her at eleven are | * [[Pedophile]]-Who the people that "discovered" her at eleven are | ||
* [[Unwarranted self-importance]] | * [[Unwarranted self-importance]] | ||
* [[Weeaboo]]-If her fans aren't [[azn]] they're [[Wapanese]]. | * [[Weeaboo]]-If her fans aren't [[azn]] they're [[Wapanese]]. | ||
* [[Wigger]]-she's a chigger. | * [[Wigger]]-she's a <s>chigger</s> kimchigger. | ||
{{azn}} | {{azn}} | ||
Latest revision as of 09:01, 1 November 2018
BoA or Kwon BoA or BoA Kwon or Ching Chang Chong or whatever those crazy azns like to call her is a shitty J-Pop "singer" who makes Utada Hikaru seem moderately talented. She is often called the Korean Britney Spears, meaning she has no talent and relies on being pedo-bait to sell records (hint: being compared to Britney isn't exactly a good thing). That actually makes no sense seeing as how Britney, as talentless as she is, is a global icon known even in Rural Africa. Go to Africa and ask them about BoA.
Because she started out as a 16-year-old girl singing equally shitty K-Pop, she is widely regarded as a traitor by butthurt Koreans who want her nasty bloated cunt for themselves.
She has one of the most ridiculously high-pitched, nasal, fucking annoying "voices" of all time. She has zero musical ability and her "dancing" is ridiculously sub-par. Even though she's been spoon-fed training from her label, who went as far as to pay for her lessons. And yet, her retarded and tone-deaf fanbase consisting of either azn or weeaboo16-year-old girls and 13-year-old boys still worship the ground she walks on, praising her non-existent "skills". Thus she has become the most overrated J-Pop "artist" of all time. Even with her lack of talent, she still has enough unwarranted self-importance to call herself the "Best" of Asia.
Apparently, this is how she got her deal: Her brother was auditioning and she just randomly walked in, she gave the pedophiles a hard-on and they immediately accepted her, fantasizing about how much sweet young loli pussy they could get by making her a star.
She worked sooooo hard.
And meanwhile, truly talented musicians bust their asses for years and don't get jack shit.
Plastic Surgery
—allkpop.com | ||
SHE'S COMING OVER HERE GUISE!!11!1
When her fourth album failed to even go gold, she displayed to the world what massive unwarranted self-importance she has by trying to take over the US music market and declaring herself the "Best of Asia". Anyone with a modicum of common sense knows this is a lie, and she flopped spectacularly.
Actual quotes from "intelligent" fans
—Some douche | ||
—She's so not arrogant, that's why she calls herself the "Best" of Asia | ||
—Another typical fan | ||
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See Also
- Utada Hikaru
- 16-year-old girl
- J-Pop
- Whore
- loli
- Inuyasha-"sang" some shitty song for the equally shitty anime.
- Serial Experiments Lain -
This one tooWrong Bôa faggot - Child Abuse-Why she's famous
- Pedophile-Who the people that "discovered" her at eleven are
- Unwarranted self-importance
- Weeaboo-If her fans aren't azn they're Wapanese.
- Wigger-she's a
chiggerkimchigger.
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