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[[Image:Ash1.jpg|thumb| because I'm worth it]]
[[Image:Ash1.jpg|left|thumb|Because I'm worth it.]]'''Ashura''' (online alias of [[Italian|Joe Marconi]]) is a [[emo|whiny, bitchy, emotional]] 20-something year old from [[New Jersey|Guidoland, USA]] who is a living example of an [[pedobear|internet pedophile]]. He has had several short-lived moments of fame for [[lolwut|attempting to hypnotize underaged girls into going nude on webcam]], although he typically fails. Ashura is so [[stalker|obsessed]] with trying to get into [[loli|little girl's panties]], he begs for their forgiveness after [[stick it in her pooper|ass ramming them]] with the constant demand of [[ASL|"CAN I HAVE SEX WITH YOU?!?!!"]] in hopes that they will feel pity for him and change their mind. [[attention whore|Ashura]] has additionally made up stories about going [[an hero]] just to see [[noone cares|if anyone "cares"]]. As a result of being lonely from fapping to [[shitting dick nipples|hentai]] every night, he turns to social networking sites to [[cyber|have serious relationships]] when in reality, he will never get any because of his acne-ridden 2 inch dick. Despite all this, [[lie|he claims that he doesn't care about what people say about him]]; although for some reason, he did get his [[12 year old girl|close friend]] to delete this article once because he was so [[butthurt]] over it. At the time, he even confessed that because of this article, he [[cool story bro|cried over being hated so much]].<br>
 
'''Ashura''' (aka Joe Marconi) is a [[emo|whiny, bitchy, emotional]] 20 year old from [[New Jersey|Guidoland]] who frequently expresses the meaning of [[pedophile]].
He is famous for attempting to hypnotize underaged girls to go nude on webcam, but typically fails.
[[attention whore|Ashura]] even made up stories about going [[an hero]] just to see [[noone cares|if anyone "cares"]]. Ashura is so [[stalker|obsessed]] with trying to get into a [[loli|little girl's panties]], he begs for their forgiveness after [[stick it in her pooper|ass ramming them]] with the constant question of [[ASL|"CAN I HAVE SEX WITH YOU?!?!!"]]. As a result of being lonely from fapping to [[shitting dick nipples]] every night, he turns to Myspace to [[cyber|have serious relationships]] when in reality, he will never get any because of his acne-ridden 2 inch dick. [[lie|He doesn't seem to care about what people write about him]]; after all, he did get his [[12 year old girl|friend]] to delete this article once because he was so [[butthurt]] from it, he even confessed that because of it, he [[cool story bro|cried over being hated so much]].




==I WILL SMASH YOUR HEAD AGAINST THE WALL==
==I WILL SMASH YOUR HEAD AGAINST THE WALL==
[[Image:THISISANASHURA.png|right]]
[[Image:Ash6.jpg|left|thumb|I MEAN IT!!!]]
Other than spending most of his time online hitting on girls at [[Myspace]], he threatens [[13 year old boy|people in random chatrooms]] that he'll [[Internet Tough Guy|beat them up with his bare hands]].
Other than just spending most of his online time hitting on [[Underage|female Myspace users]], he enjoys threating [[13 year old boy|people in random chatrooms]] that he'll [[Internet Tough Guy|beat them up with his bare hands]]. Along with such threats, he tells his [[trolls|victims]] to grow up and stop acting so childish (when it is clear enough to say [[don't feed the trolls|that he is the one being highly immature in this situation]]). He also often includes warnings that he will use his [[hypnotoad|amazing powers of hypnotism]] to steal their girlfriends away from them. [[Over 9000|Many]] girls insist that his hypnotism has actually worked against their own will. However, [[some argue]] that they were merely this [[slut|desperate]] to begin with.
[[Image:Ash6.jpg|left|thumb|I'll smash your head! I MEAN IT!!!]]
{{quote|If I met you [[IRL|in real life]] I would smash your head against the wall.|Ashura}}
{{quote|if I met you [[IRL|in real life]] I would smash your head against the wall|Ashura}}
Afterward, he tells his [[trolls|victims]] to grow up and stop acting so childish (when it is clear enough to say [[don't feed the trolls|he is the one being highly immature]]). [[Over 9000]] girls had spoken to us about his threats and his [[lolwut|amazing powers of hypnotism]].
 


==A Life Of Misery And Abuse==
==A Life Of Misery And Abuse==
Half of what this faggot whines about is how his brother [[incest|beats the shit out of him]] and steals all of his [[lolicon|porn]]. It is a known fact that he is [[raped|buttfucked]] by this brother since he, too, can't [[sex|get any]]. Even Ashura's own [[MILF|stepmom]] wants some of his tiny limp cock. On many occasions he sobs and writes blogs about the "miserable truths" in his family and once even admitted to [[lemon party|sleeping with old men and sucking their cock]].
Half of what this faggot whines about is how his brother [[incest|beats the shit out of him]] and steals all of his [[cp|porn]]. It is a known fact that he is [[raped|buttfucked]] by this brother since he, too, can't [[sex|get any]]. Even Ashura's own [[MILF|stepmom]] wants some of his tiny limp cock. On many occasions he sobs and writes blogs about the "miserable truths" in his family and once even admitted to [[lemon party|sleeping with old men and sucking their cock]]. Even Ashura's [[trolls|friends]] have become sick of his bitching and want him to [[GTFO]], go [[an hero|kill himself]], or want [[murder|someone to do it for him]].
[[Image:Ash5.jpg|left|thumb|why doesn't anyone care about me???]]
[[Image:Ash5.jpg|right|thumb|Why doesn't anyone care about me???]]
{{quote|WHY WON'T ANYONE CARE ABOUT ME? I'M A NICE GUY AND I'M [[fag|SOFT-HEARTED]], THEY TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ME BECAUSE OF THE FACT THAT I'M NICE TO THEM!!!! FORGET THIS I HATE YOU ALL!|Ashura}}
{{quote|WHY WON'T ANYONE CARE ABOUT ME? I'M A NICE GUY AND I'M [[fag|SOFT-HEARTED]], THEY TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ME BECAUSE OF THE FACT THAT I'M NICE TO THEM!!!! FORGET THIS I HATE YOU ALL!|Ashura}}
Even Ashura's [[trolls|friends]] can't stand him and want him to [[GTFO]], go [[an hero|kill himself]], or want [[murder|someone to do it for him]].




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<center>[[Image:Pedofagedit.jpg|Example of pedophilia, as seen on his Myspace]]</center>
<center>[[Image:Myspacepedo.jpg|Example of pedophilia, as seen on his Myspace]]</center>
 
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==Ashura's Latest Fails==
==Ashura's Latest Fails==
Ashura is often hard to locate because [[party van|for some reason, he tends to change screennames and regularly frequented websites]]. The following quotes are from when he was last spoken with...
Ashura has been difficult to locate for the past couple of years because [[party van|for some reason]], he tends to change screennames and regularly frequented websites. He was originally discovered as a regular visitor of a chatroom website for fans of the [[.hack]] anime series. This is most likely due to the fact that [[weeaboo|such]] communities tend to be popular gathering spots for lonely underage b&. He proceeded to spend all his time frequenting this website until it was taken down, possibly due to the admins [[noone cares|just not giving a shit anymore]]. Since then, Ashura began his online fugitive tendencies, fleeing from one social outlet to the next in attempts leave no trace behind of his [[illegal|questionable]] activities. However, his victims and trolls alike remain in contact with one another and enjoy [[lulz|laughing at his expense]], and occasionally somehow even manage come in contact with him again. The most recent firsthand account of an encounter with Ashura was retold in spring of 2011, and involved him possibly having [[prison|no internet access]] after taking over [[Chris Hansen|a loli's]] XBox Live account, likely as part of blackmail for [[sex|compensation]]. The following quotes are from when he was last spoken with...


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==Fun Facts And Words Of [[fail|Wisdom]]==
[[Image:Ashuragamestop.jpg|left|thumb|I'm awesome.]]<br>
{{Morphquote|Blocklandquotes|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;|I'm going to [[prison|college]] for [[buttsecks|Business Administration]]. :/|''Ashura''|[[Gamestop|I have a job AND a life.]]|''Ashura''|I'd own you all with my Ganondorf.|Ashura|There are too many [[dicks|ostriches]]. This is a terrible vacation!|Ashura|I'd whore myself for 25 cents for 10 minutes.|Ashura}}<br>
[[Image:Ashura3.jpg|right|thumb|I didn't do anything!!! I was out christmas shopping, I swear!!!!!!]]
<br>


[[Image:Ashuragamestop.jpg|left|thumb|I'm awesome.]]
* Many of Ashura's [[12 year old girl|young female allies]] have posted on this article to get it taken down, because they are trying to "defend" him. They are hoping the original authors will be [[butthurt]] because of this. They have failed due to lack of wiki markup knowledge, and getting [[banhammer|banned]].
 
{{quote|I'm going to [[prison|college]] for [[buttsecks|Business Administration]]. :/|Ashura}}
 
{{quote|[[Gamestop|I have a job AND a life.]]|Ashura}}
 
{{quote|I'd own you all with my Ganondorf.|Ashura}}
 
==Fun Facts==
* Many of Ashura's [[12 year old girl|young female allies]] have posted on this article to get it taken down, because they are trying to "defend" him. They are hoping we'll be [[butthurt]] because of this. They have failed due to lack of wiki markup knowledge, and getting [[banhammer|banned]].


* Did you know that Ashura considers himself a [[EXTREME|hardcore gamer]]? He insists that he can win in any game he plays against [[you|someone]].
* Did you know that Ashura considers himself a [[EXTREME|hardcore gamer]]? He insists that he can win in any game he plays against [[you|someone]].


[[Image:Ashura3.jpg|right|thumb|i didn't do anything! i was out christmas shopping, i swear!]]
* He insists that he is not a [[pedophilia|pedo]], but not only has he turned down legitimate dating proposals from [[woman|females of his own age]], we have also heard that he recently called a [[12 year old girl]] his [[lolicon|"delicious-looking loli rape toy"]].
 
* He insists that he is not a [[pedophilia|pedo]], but we have recently come to discover that he claimed a [[12 year old girl]] to be a [[cp|"delicious loli-looking rape toy"]].


* Did you also know that he hangs out with [[wiggers]]? One of these wiggers (recently discovered to possess the name "[[Shawn]]") has gotten [[vandalism|involved]] with this article, as Ashura has tried to [[rape|force]] him into deleting it.
* Did you also know that he hangs out with [[wiggers]]? One of these wiggers (recently discovered to possess the name "[[Shawn]]") has gotten [[vandalism|involved]] with this article, as Ashura has tried to [[rape|force]] him into deleting it.


{{quote|I whore myself for 25 cents for 10 minutes.|Ashura}}
* A male user on a website he commonly visited once [[trap|posed as a female user]] in order to extract information about a female friend of his who was in contact with Ashura at the time [[white knight|out of concern]]. Ashura fell for this plan, which leads us to believe that he is attracted to [[shota|males]] as well or possibly is just [[facepalm|even stupider]] than we initially assumed.


==Ways To Possibly Find Ashura On The [[series of tubes|Innanetz]]==
==Ways To Possibly Find Ashura On The [[series of tubes|Innanetz]]==


* <b><u>UPDATE!!!</u></b> Ashura has recently been spotted on [[Failbook|the Book of Faces]]. His [http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1814538333 account] is new and likely active, but unfortunately highly private (likely to conceal his rumored [[Prostitot|underground loli hooker ring]]).
* <b><u>NEW!!!</u></b> A loli who wishes to remain anonymous has recently divulged the information that as of spring 2011, Ashura does indeed use MSN messenger on a regular basis. The email address associated with the active MSN account is as follows: kyo_iori_ex@hotmail.com <i>(Note to those under the age of 18: If you receive an IM from the aforementioned email address, especially the nature of which prompting your participation in cybering and/or hypnosis experiments, please do not respond and contact [[Chris Hansen]] immediately.)</i>


* His AIM account: Nemesis Cypher
* His AIM account: Nemesis Cypher
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* His [[XBox Live|Xbawx LIVE]] account: Nemesis Cypher
* His [[XBox Live|Xbawx LIVE]] account: Nemesis Cypher
* <b><u>GODDAMMIT.</u></b> <s><b><u>UPDATE!!!</u></b> Ashura has recently been spotted on [[Failbook|the Book of Faces]]. His [http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1814538333 account] is new and likely active, but unfortunately highly private (likely to conceal his rumored [[Prostitot|underground loli hooker ring]]).</s>
* [http://www.myspace.com/8232205 Likely the only Myspace that he hasn't closed; seems dead]


* <s>[http://www.myspace.com/realmoftheshadowless Myspace]</s> (Closed)
* <s>[http://www.myspace.com/realmoftheshadowless Myspace]</s> (Closed)


* <s>[http://www.myspace.com/228355571 Another Myspace]</s> (Closed)
* <s>[http://www.myspace.com/228355571 Another Myspace]</s> (Closed)
* [http://www.myspace.com/8232205 Likely the only Myspace that he hasn't closed; seems dead]


==Other Links & Related Articles==
==Other Links & Related Articles==
* [[Forever Alone]]
* [[Gamer]]


* [[Newbie]]
* [[Newbie]]
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* [http://www.megaupload.com/?d=7797CY4Q PROOF OF SRS HYPNOSKILLZ, GET NAKED KIDS!!!]
* [http://www.megaupload.com/?d=7797CY4Q PROOF OF SRS HYPNOSKILLZ, GET NAKED KIDS!!!]
* [http://replay.web.archive.org/20080120094205/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/AshuraRevamped Cache of the original article that was started in Ashura's defense by his loli army and partially sabotaged by us before it was deleted and the b& for these unfunny underage users was placed.]


{{Pedoseries}}
{{Pedoseries}}


[[Category:People]]
[[Category:People]]

Latest revision as of 09:26, 31 October 2011

Accurate summary of this article.
Because I'm worth it.

Ashura (online alias of Joe Marconi) is a whiny, bitchy, emotional 20-something year old from Guidoland, USA who is a living example of an internet pedophile. He has had several short-lived moments of fame for attempting to hypnotize underaged girls into going nude on webcam, although he typically fails. Ashura is so obsessed with trying to get into little girl's panties, he begs for their forgiveness after ass ramming them with the constant demand of "CAN I HAVE SEX WITH YOU?!?!!" in hopes that they will feel pity for him and change their mind. Ashura has additionally made up stories about going an hero just to see if anyone "cares". As a result of being lonely from fapping to hentai every night, he turns to social networking sites to have serious relationships when in reality, he will never get any because of his acne-ridden 2 inch dick. Despite all this, he claims that he doesn't care about what people say about him; although for some reason, he did get his close friend to delete this article once because he was so butthurt over it. At the time, he even confessed that because of this article, he cried over being hated so much.


I WILL SMASH YOUR HEAD AGAINST THE WALL

I MEAN IT!!!

Other than just spending most of his online time hitting on female Myspace users, he enjoys threating people in random chatrooms that he'll beat them up with his bare hands. Along with such threats, he tells his victims to grow up and stop acting so childish (when it is clear enough to say that he is the one being highly immature in this situation). He also often includes warnings that he will use his amazing powers of hypnotism to steal their girlfriends away from them. Many girls insist that his hypnotism has actually worked against their own will. However, some argue that they were merely this desperate to begin with.

   
 
If I met you in real life I would smash your head against the wall.
 

 
 

—Ashura

A Life Of Misery And Abuse

Half of what this faggot whines about is how his brother beats the shit out of him and steals all of his porn. It is a known fact that he is buttfucked by this brother since he, too, can't get any. Even Ashura's own stepmom wants some of his tiny limp cock. On many occasions he sobs and writes blogs about the "miserable truths" in his family and once even admitted to sleeping with old men and sucking their cock. Even Ashura's friends have become sick of his bitching and want him to GTFO, go kill himself, or want someone to do it for him.

Why doesn't anyone care about me???
   
 
WHY WON'T ANYONE CARE ABOUT ME? I'M A NICE GUY AND I'M SOFT-HEARTED, THEY TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ME BECAUSE OF THE FACT THAT I'M NICE TO THEM!!!! FORGET THIS I HATE YOU ALL!
 

 
 

—Ashura


I'D DIE FOR YOU LOLIS

(Kratos = Ashura)
(Mia = Some loli)


~Kratos, Fallen God of War, Destroyer of Gods~ says: I DON"T CARE

~Kratos, Fallen God of War, Destroyer of Gods~ says: I LOVE YOU MORE THAN ANYTHING

~Kratos, Fallen God of War, Destroyer of Gods~ says: MORE THAN MY OWN LIFE

~Kratos, Fallen God of War, Destroyer of Gods~ says: I NEED YOU

~Kratos, Fallen God of War, Destroyer of Gods~ says: YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE FOR ME! >.<

~Kratos, Fallen God of War, Destroyer of Gods~ says: I WILL NOT ABANDON YOU LIKE MID DID

~Kratos, Fallen God of War, Destroyer of Gods~ says: I WILL ALWAYS BE THERE FOR YOU

~Kratos, Fallen God of War, Destroyer of Gods~ says: I SWEAR ON MY LIFE

Mia says: Ash..I..

Mia says: Sorry..

~Kratos, Fallen God of War, Destroyer of Gods~ says: ...Sorry for what...?

~Kratos, Fallen God of War, Destroyer of Gods~ says: Ashley.

~Kratos, Fallen God of War, Destroyer of Gods~ says: ..Theres no reason to be alone.

~Kratos, Fallen God of War, Destroyer of Gods~ says: I will die for you.

~Kratos, Fallen God of War, Destroyer of Gods~ says: I will always be there for you.

~Kratos, Fallen God of War, Destroyer of Gods~ says: I will protect you.

~Kratos, Fallen God of War, Destroyer of Gods~ says: I will take your pain for you.

~Kratos, Fallen God of War, Destroyer of Gods~ says: I will comfort you and love you with all my heart.

~Kratos, Fallen God of War, Destroyer of Gods~ says: ...Just, promise me you'll do the same..

Mia says: ..I cant..

~Kratos, Fallen God of War, Destroyer of Gods~ says: ...Mid?

Mia says: No..

~Kratos, Fallen God of War, Destroyer of Gods~ says: ....Then what?

~Kratos, Fallen God of War, Destroyer of Gods~ says: I'm not gonna do what Mid did to you.

~Kratos, Fallen God of War, Destroyer of Gods~ says: I won't cheat on you either.

~Kratos, Fallen God of War, Destroyer of Gods~ says: Ashley.

~Kratos, Fallen God of War, Destroyer of Gods~ says: ...You've always been the girl of my dreams, the girl I've always wanted...

~Kratos, Fallen God of War, Destroyer of Gods~ says: And I know I'm the one you want.

~Kratos, Fallen God of War, Destroyer of Gods~ says: ...Don't let it slip away...

~Kratos, Fallen God of War, Destroyer of Gods~ says: ...I love you.

~Kratos, Fallen God of War, Destroyer of Gods~ says: I always have..

~Kratos, Fallen God of War, Destroyer of Gods~ says: ..And I always will.

~Kratos, Fallen God of War, Destroyer of Gods~ says: ...Even if you abandon me.

~Kratos, Fallen God of War, Destroyer of Gods~ says: ...I will always love you.

~Kratos, Fallen God of War, Destroyer of Gods~ says: But you're not a horrible person.

~Kratos, Fallen God of War, Destroyer of Gods~ says: You did what was right to get away from Mid.

~Kratos, Fallen God of War, Destroyer of Gods~ says: You're allowed to start anew.

~Kratos, Fallen God of War, Destroyer of Gods~ says: Theres nothing wrong with that...

~Kratos, Fallen God of War, Destroyer of Gods~ says: I don't want anyone else.

~Kratos, Fallen God of War, Destroyer of Gods~ says: Not Nami.

~Kratos, Fallen God of War, Destroyer of Gods~ says: Not Shahua.

~Kratos, Fallen God of War, Destroyer of Gods~ says: Not anyone.

~Kratos, Fallen God of War, Destroyer of Gods~ says: ...Just you.

~Kratos, Fallen God of War, Destroyer of Gods~ says: And thats the honest truth.

Mia says: Why me and not another girl..?

~Kratos, Fallen God of War, Destroyer of Gods~ says: Because you were always there.

~Kratos, Fallen God of War, Destroyer of Gods~ says: You're the one who I feel connected to.

~Kratos, Fallen God of War, Destroyer of Gods~ says: No one else.

~Kratos, Fallen God of War, Destroyer of Gods~ says: You're the one, who I want to spend eternity with.

~Kratos, Fallen God of War, Destroyer of Gods~ says: -shows you a ring- I'll give this to you, when the time is right.

~Kratos, Fallen God of War, Destroyer of Gods~ says: ...But I need the opportunity...




(Meanwhile...)


Example of pedophilia, as seen on his Myspace


Ashura's Latest Fails

Ashura has been difficult to locate for the past couple of years because for some reason, he tends to change screennames and regularly frequented websites. He was originally discovered as a regular visitor of a chatroom website for fans of the .hack anime series. This is most likely due to the fact that such communities tend to be popular gathering spots for lonely underage b&. He proceeded to spend all his time frequenting this website until it was taken down, possibly due to the admins just not giving a shit anymore. Since then, Ashura began his online fugitive tendencies, fleeing from one social outlet to the next in attempts leave no trace behind of his questionable activities. However, his victims and trolls alike remain in contact with one another and enjoy laughing at his expense, and occasionally somehow even manage come in contact with him again. The most recent firsthand account of an encounter with Ashura was retold in spring of 2011, and involved him possibly having no internet access after taking over a loli's XBox Live account, likely as part of blackmail for compensation. The following quotes are from when he was last spoken with...

FalseTrick:
he works on the corner of hollywoodvideo

Ashura/Iori Yagami:
I work at GameStop as an Assistant Manager.

FalseTrick:
OH WOW

Ashura/Iori Yagami:
And I make $12 an hour.

FalseTrick:
IM SO

FalseTrick:
OMG IM SO FUCKING

FalseTrick:
BLOWN AWAY

FalseTrick:
guys hese the manager of a gamestop

Ashura/Iori Yagami:
You need both.

Ashura/Iori Yagami:
Otherwise you amount to jack shit.

Ryosin:
@Ash How's your parents house?

Ashura/Iori Yagami:
I'm awesome.

Ryosin:
Had to be said. Stfu.

Ashura/Iori Yagami:
It's nice.

Ashura/Iori Yagami:
It has a wonderful hot tub that I helped built and use everynight.

Ashura/Iori Yagami:
<3

Tixxy(DarkDevil):
The fuck..

Tixxy(DarkDevil):
Ash..

Tixxy(DarkDevil):
No.

Tixxy(DarkDevil):
No.

FalseTrick:
do you fuck the bubbleholes?

Fun Facts And Words Of Wisdom

I'm awesome.


   
 
I'm going to college for Business Administration. :/
 

 
 

Ashura

   
 
I have a job AND a life.
 

 
 

Ashura

   
 
I'd own you all with my Ganondorf.
 

 
 

—Ashura

   
 
There are too many ostriches. This is a terrible vacation!
 

 
 

—Ashura

   
 
I'd whore myself for 25 cents for 10 minutes.
 

 
 

—Ashura


I didn't do anything!!! I was out christmas shopping, I swear!!!!!!


  • Many of Ashura's young female allies have posted on this article to get it taken down, because they are trying to "defend" him. They are hoping the original authors will be butthurt because of this. They have failed due to lack of wiki markup knowledge, and getting banned.
  • Did you know that Ashura considers himself a hardcore gamer? He insists that he can win in any game he plays against someone.
  • Did you also know that he hangs out with wiggers? One of these wiggers (recently discovered to possess the name "Shawn") has gotten involved with this article, as Ashura has tried to force him into deleting it.
  • A male user on a website he commonly visited once posed as a female user in order to extract information about a female friend of his who was in contact with Ashura at the time out of concern. Ashura fell for this plan, which leads us to believe that he is attracted to males as well or possibly is just even stupider than we initially assumed.

Ways To Possibly Find Ashura On The Innanetz

  • NEW!!! A loli who wishes to remain anonymous has recently divulged the information that as of spring 2011, Ashura does indeed use MSN messenger on a regular basis. The email address associated with the active MSN account is as follows: [email protected] (Note to those under the age of 18: If you receive an IM from the aforementioned email address, especially the nature of which prompting your participation in cybering and/or hypnosis experiments, please do not respond and contact Chris Hansen immediately.)
  • His AIM account: Nemesis Cypher
  • His other AIM account: Vash the Sinful
  • Yet another AIM account: SilentMagicianEX

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