Critica Al Extremo

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Andrés Lazo Cruzatt, The Peruvian Karen

Critica Al Extremo or CAE (powerword: Andrés Tamariz Lazo Cruzatt) is a cocky leftard, self-proclaimed lawyer, owner of a failed youtube channel, uncientific communicator, mythomaniac, faggot, basement dweller, drama whore, social justice warrior, failed attempt of an artist, pathological liar, manipulator, pseudo-skeptic, promoter of hoaxes, a manchild with an internet vigilante complex and anti-reasoning victimizer of Peruvian origin. Currently, Andrés believes he is the embodiment of the truth on the Internet, which is far from being true, unless threatening to sue every single person you see is a legal move.

The adventures of CriticalAutism and his AidSquad

Accurate representation of CAE.

He originally started as a collaborator of nDante's streams, but, after getting some fame on nDante's fandom, he started his own channel. His content (according to him, "science") is based on digging anything moderately "suspicious" about other youtubers or commentators he doesn't likes and dedicate at least 5 videos and 20 daily tweets accusing said person of everything "morally reprehensible" possible, being doxxing and homophobia his favorite accusations.

That's the reason of why most people call him with nicknames such as "Difamador Al Extremo" (Defamer to the Extreme), since most of the accusations he makes against other creators end up being fake.

"Si hay pelito, no hay delito"

On one occasion, Andrés started one of his various autistic crusades, this time against the youtuber "El Mundo de Zowl", having not taken into account that Zowl has a lot bigger channel than his (1 million subscribers against CAE's 6k), after having some irrelevant discussion about the movie Sounds of Freedom, Zowl exposed that Andrés justified the actions of John Kricfalusi, the creator of Ren and Stimpy, by argumenting that what John did to those underage girls was already legal and saying the phrase "Si ya hay pelito, no hay delito (If there is already hair, there is no crime). On another twitter post, Andrés explained himself by saying that "if a 14-years old girl gives you consent on a relationship, it is already legal".

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  "It is already legal"
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  Andrés saying his memorable phrase
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  "If a 14-years old girl gives you consent on a relationship, it is already legal"

Later, Zowl would also expose that CAE unironically defended the Netflix movie Cuties.

Friends

• Pochocloen3D: Bald guy of Uruguayan origin who is dedicated to canceling every person that appears in his streams, is perpetually humiliated on all the debates he insists asking for, but, thanks to his army of rat kids flooding all the forums and social networks where they mention him, his pathological mania with lying and twisting the dramas to benefit him, and that he stated that he does all his autistic shit "in the name of diversity", he carries a level of fear on Twitter.

He thinks that the world revolves around him and he feeds on a delusion of persecution, like when he was criticized for keeping a pedophile and child groomer named Solaris Luna on his discord server, hiding the fact that those who criticized him for this were stalkers too.

• nDante: Old man who likes to makes streams playing to be a scientist while yelling at the computer that some person on youtube is too pseudoscientific, and plans to send his tranny fans to harass that person on twitter while saying that he wants to debate against him.

Despite the fact that he tries to show the image of being a tough guy on his streams, he actually serves as Pochoclo's slave, acting as his white knight on twitter every time the bald does some unforgivable stupidity, for example the time he also tried to justify the Solaris Luna case.

• PlutonicClown: The only """normal""" friend of CAE, and that's saying much, a streamer who plays as a femboy on YouTube, his content is supposed to be about music, but it is the most normal thing in the world to see how he gets into retarded dramas about pedophiles and stalkers most of the time. Thanks to his record of having defended Andrés in his various "cyber-wars", he is semi-obliged to intercede on his behalf every time he harasses a new person on the internet.

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  Pochocloen3D
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  nDante
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  PlutonicClown

How to trigger CAE

• Mention Solaris Luna
• Ask him when he will start his lawsuit against Mexican Pover
• If he's in one of his quests against another youtuber, ask him how many sockpuppets he's going to use this time.

External Links

• Andrés Lazo Cruzatt / Critica Al Extremo / Expón Al Acosador
• Youtube playlist exposing CAE and his friends

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