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'''Kipland Philip Kinkel''' is an autistic crybaby who murdered his parents at home before topping the pre-[[Columbine]] [[High Score|leaderboard]] at Thurston High School in Springfield, Oregon on May 21st, 1998. He successfully killed 2 idiots at school and managed to injure [[Epic fail|25]] others before a bunch of fat kids dog-piled his him before getting [[v&]] | |||
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==Background== | ==Background== | ||
Kip was born | Kip was born on August 30th, 1982. He had a fairly decent childhood but became a troublesome little shithead in his adolescence, often getting into fights, committing minor acts of adolescent juvenalia, like setting fires and property damage. Due to his autistic mannerisms, he was held back in school and put into [[special]] education. He always had a keen interest in guns. Being the [[Irony|great parent]] that he was, Kip's father thought it would be a good idea to give his retarded ([[Fact]]: all autistic people are killers) son firearms- even buying Kip a [[glock]]. | ||
Kip was a generic edgy fag from the 90s, and had a liking for [[Shit|awesome]] bands like [[NIN]], [[Marilyn Manson]], and RATM. He spoke of perpetrating acts of violence, bragging about wanting to join the [[military]] to have a free pass to murder people, brought guns to school and even did a [[school]] report on [[The Anarchist Cookbook|how to build bombs]] [[WTF]] KIP??!?. Despite these obvious red flags, nobody thought it was a good idea to snitch that fag out; probably because it would not even another year until [[Columbine]] happens and schools [[Lie|actually put in some effort]] to monitor these [[Aspergers|types of kids]]. Eventually, the pigs found out that he had a gun ins his locker and Kip got suspended and arrested, due to possessing a stolen pistol, loaded with live rounds. | |||
==Shooting== | |||
{{Quote|'''I just got two felonies on my record. My parents can't take that! It would destroy them. The embarrassment would be too much for them. They couldn't live with themselves. My head just doesn't work right. God damn these VOICES inside my head. ... I have to kill people. I don't know why. ... I have no other choice.'''|Kip in a note before and after spreading [[lulz]].}} | |||
After being suspended, his daddy told him that he would get shipped off to boot camp if he didn't stop his autistic meltdown. Pissed off at having to accept responsibility for his own actions, Kip decided it would be a good idea to take his shitty rifle and [[headshot|shoot his father in the back of the head]] and played [[Hitman]] IRL and dragged the corpse out of sight and in a bathroom, he waited for his mother to come homel told her that he loved her and demonstrated it by firing 6 bullets of love into her, [[WTF]] KIP??! Kip played a buncha violent [[vidya]] and he simply believed he was inside a video game level and that his parents would respawn in a few hours. | |||
As morning approached, Kip played [[GTA]] IRL, hijacked his mom's car and drove to the school. He was equipped with an assault [[trenchcoat]], which concealed an arsenal of five weapons. Only his Glock 19 was any good, yet this faggot didn't even make any good use of it! Total [[retard|amateur]]. He [[zerg rush]]ed his school, firing several shots throughout the school, injuring dozens of kids but only killing 2 idiots because he was using a gay little .22lr. When he was out of ammo, he was quickly tackled by the students, until the [[Pigs|pigs]] showed up and he got [[v&]]. LOL KIP YOU [[NIGGER]]!!!1! | |||
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*'''Primary''': Ruger 10/22 | |||
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*''+50 xp for raping your parents with lead.'' | |||
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*'''Secondary''': Glock 19 | |||
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*'''+5 Damage''' | |||
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*'''Secondary''': Ruger MK II | |||
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*'''+5 Damage''' | |||
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*'''Spell 1''': Schizo | |||
<center>[[file:Schizophrenic.jpg|90px]]</center> | |||
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”''God damn these VOICES in my head.''” | |||
*'''Does X2 Moving Speed<br>X2 Shooting speed<br>+10 damage''' | |||
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*'''Spell 2''': Autism | |||
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*'''Does 2x moving speed,<br>2x shooting speed<br>+10 damage''' | |||
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== Graded Score == | == Graded Score == | ||
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! style="text-align:right;vertical-align:top;" | Accuracy: | ! style="text-align:right;vertical-align:top;" | Accuracy: | ||
| | |7/20 4 killed, 25 injured. | ||
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! style="text-align:right;" | Style: | ! style="text-align:right;" | Style: | ||
| | |20/20 Pwned his parents beforehand | ||
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! style="text-align:right;" | Butthurt: | ! style="text-align:right;" | Butthurt: | ||
|10/20 | |10/20 Muh gun control | ||
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! style="text-align:right;vertical-align:top;" | Bonus: | ! style="text-align:right;vertical-align:top;" | Bonus: | ||
| | |17/20 ''(Technically) Deadliest school shooting before [[Columbine]]'' | ||
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! colspan="2" style="{{roundy|9px}}background-color:orange;box-shadow:0 3px 6px yellow;" | <big>Total score: | ! colspan="2" style="{{roundy|9px}}background-color:orange;box-shadow:0 3px 6px yellow;" | <big>Total score: 62/100 ('''D''')</big> | ||
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<span style="font-size:12pt;">'''Vice Squad'''</span> | <span style="font-size:12pt;">'''Vice Squad'''</span> | ||
</div><br> | </div><br> | ||
</center> | |||
<center>'''God damn these VOICES'''</center> | |||
== Aftermath == | |||
During the police interview, he tried to attack a cop with a hidden knife, but was [[pwned]] by a quick jolt of pepper spray. He explained how he was too much of a pussy to an hero, so he was trying to get the pigs to pwn him instead- a shitty plan that obviously failed. He was sentenced to life in [[prison]], but attempted to repeal his sentence in [[2007]] -- a process that failed hard. His case still holds moderate notoriety, though nothing compared to Columbine or any other high-casualty tragedy. | |||
==Gallery== | |||
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File:KipPepperSpray.jpeg|Kip after being v& and peppar sprayed | |||
File:KipKinkel.jpg | |||
File:KipFatAss.jpeg|<s>HE GOT FAT IN PRISON LOL</s> | |||
File:KipBald.jpeg|nvm | |||
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file:KipHands.jpeg | |||
file:KipHeadDown.jpeg | |||
File:KipFootballTeam.jpeg|We doubt he was good at playing. | |||
File:KipSchoolPhoto.jpeg|[[:D]] | |||
File:KipKinkelBAW.jpeg | |||
File:KipShirtless.jpeg | |||
File:KipSantaHat.jpeg|Merry Kipmas, lol | |||
file:KipChocolateMilk.jpeg | |||
file:KipCockroach.jpeg | |||
</gallery>|}} | |||
===Videos=== | |||
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|<youtube>QqIpSCKddKM</youtube> <br> <center>'''Video Footage'''</center> | |||
|<youtube>HPhAkWGPdCA</youtube> <br> <center>'''News Vid'''</center> | |||
|<youtube>Le7ycdD6w7o</youtube> <br> <center>'''Interviews with survivors'''</center> | |||
|<youtube>J8WXQrOB_D0</youtube> <br> <center>'''Segment on a Crime TV Show'''</center> | |||
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====Police confession==== | |||
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|{{frame|{{videoframe|CONF|background-color: #4286f4;|font-weight: bold; | |||
|<youtube>QARJYLJTmRY</youtube> <br> <center>'''Part I'''</center> | |||
|<youtube>JyaMiL7XeiY</youtube> <br> <center>'''Part II'''</center> | |||
|<youtube>d05JvYgLVjo</youtube> <br> <center>'''Part III'''</center> | |||
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== Quotes == | |||
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|Every single person I know means nothing to me. I hate every person on this earth. I wish they could all go away. You all make me sick. I wish I was dead. | |||
|Kip Kinkel | |||
|The only reason I stay alive is because of hope. Even though I am repulsive and few people know who I am, I still feel that things might, maybe, just a little bit, get better. | |||
|Kip Kinkel, in his pure [[irony]] | |||
|Every time I talk to her, I have a small amount of hope. But then she will tear it right down. It feels like my heart is breaking. But is that possible. I am so consumed with hate all of the time. Could I ever love anyone? I have feelings, but do I have a heart that's not black and full of animosity? | |||
|Kip Kinkel, [[BAWWW|BAWWing]] about a girl that rejects him | |||
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* [[Jaylen Fryberg]] | * [[Jaylen Fryberg]] | ||
* [[Charles Bishop]] | * [[Charles Bishop]] | ||
{{High Scores}} | {{High Scores}} | ||
{{education}} | {{education}} | ||
{{psychopaths}} | {{psychopaths}} | ||
{{Aspies}} | {{Aspies}} | ||
{{gun control}} | {{gun control}} | ||
{{Columbine}} |
Revision as of 18:41, 29 December 2023
This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck. |
Kip Kinkel | |
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Nationality: | Americunt |
Highscore | Killed 4, injured 25 |
Top 50? | No. |
Style | Single player, FPS |
An Hero? | No |
Kipland Philip Kinkel is an autistic crybaby who murdered his parents at home before topping the pre-Columbine leaderboard at Thurston High School in Springfield, Oregon on May 21st, 1998. He successfully killed 2 idiots at school and managed to injure 25 others before a bunch of fat kids dog-piled his him before getting v&
Background
Kip was born on August 30th, 1982. He had a fairly decent childhood but became a troublesome little shithead in his adolescence, often getting into fights, committing minor acts of adolescent juvenalia, like setting fires and property damage. Due to his autistic mannerisms, he was held back in school and put into special education. He always had a keen interest in guns. Being the great parent that he was, Kip's father thought it would be a good idea to give his retarded (Fact: all autistic people are killers) son firearms- even buying Kip a glock.
Kip was a generic edgy fag from the 90s, and had a liking for awesome bands like NIN, Marilyn Manson, and RATM. He spoke of perpetrating acts of violence, bragging about wanting to join the military to have a free pass to murder people, brought guns to school and even did a school report on how to build bombs WTF KIP??!?. Despite these obvious red flags, nobody thought it was a good idea to snitch that fag out; probably because it would not even another year until Columbine happens and schools actually put in some effort to monitor these types of kids. Eventually, the pigs found out that he had a gun ins his locker and Kip got suspended and arrested, due to possessing a stolen pistol, loaded with live rounds.
Shooting
—Kip in a note before and after spreading lulz. |
After being suspended, his daddy told him that he would get shipped off to boot camp if he didn't stop his autistic meltdown. Pissed off at having to accept responsibility for his own actions, Kip decided it would be a good idea to take his shitty rifle and shoot his father in the back of the head and played Hitman IRL and dragged the corpse out of sight and in a bathroom, he waited for his mother to come homel told her that he loved her and demonstrated it by firing 6 bullets of love into her, WTF KIP??! Kip played a buncha violent vidya and he simply believed he was inside a video game level and that his parents would respawn in a few hours.
As morning approached, Kip played GTA IRL, hijacked his mom's car and drove to the school. He was equipped with an assault trenchcoat, which concealed an arsenal of five weapons. Only his Glock 19 was any good, yet this faggot didn't even make any good use of it! Total amateur. He zerg rushed his school, firing several shots throughout the school, injuring dozens of kids but only killing 2 idiots because he was using a gay little .22lr. When he was out of ammo, he was quickly tackled by the students, until the pigs showed up and he got v&. LOL KIP YOU NIGGER!!!1!
Loadout
Graded Score
Graded score | |
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Kill count: | 4/20 |
Accuracy: | 7/20 4 killed, 25 injured. |
Style: | 20/20 Pwned his parents beforehand |
Butthurt: | 10/20 Muh gun control |
Bonus: | 17/20 (Technically) Deadliest school shooting before Columbine |
Total score: 62/100 (D) |
Aftermath
During the police interview, he tried to attack a cop with a hidden knife, but was pwned by a quick jolt of pepper spray. He explained how he was too much of a pussy to an hero, so he was trying to get the pigs to pwn him instead- a shitty plan that obviously failed. He was sentenced to life in prison, but attempted to repeal his sentence in 2007 -- a process that failed hard. His case still holds moderate notoriety, though nothing compared to Columbine or any other high-casualty tragedy.
Gallery
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Kip after being v& and peppar sprayed
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HE GOT FAT IN PRISON LOL -
nvm
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We doubt he was good at playing.
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Merry Kipmas, lol
Videos
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Police confession
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Quotes
Previous Quote | Next Quote |
See also
Spree/One-time Killers: |
Aaron Alexis • Adam Lanza • Alex Hribal • Alyssa Bustamante • Anthony Warner • Audrey Hale • Bruce Jeffrey Pardo • Casey Anthony • Cho Seung-Hui • Devin Patrick Kelley • Dylan Klebold • Dylann Storm Roof • Eric Harris • Gerry McCann • James Holmes • Jared Lee Loughner • Jason Rodriguez • Jeff Weise • Jiverly Voong • Joe Stack • Josef Fritzl • Laaiti Ekenstéen • Mark Essex • Martin Bryant • Matthew de Grood • Matthew Murray • Matti Saari • Maurice Clemmons • Pekka-Eric Auvinen • Raoul Moat • Richard Speck • Robert Hawkins • Stephen Paddock • Tim Kretschmer • Timothy Hendron • TJ Lane • Tyler Peterson • Wade Michael Page • Woo Bum-kon | |
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Career/Serial Killers: |
Academy Maniacs • Adolf Hitler • Charles Manson • Chris Benoit • Dnepropetrovsk Maniacs • Dubya • Jack the Ripper • Jeffrey Dahmer • Mao Zedong • Richard "The Iceman" Kuklinski • Ted Bundy | |
Terrorists: |
Al Qaeda • Anders Behring Breivik • Anderson Lee Aldrich • Anton Lundin Pettersson • Dzhokhar Tsarnaev • Elliot Rodger • George Sodini • Maniacs Murder Cult • Mark Essex • Nidal Malik Hasan • Osama bin Laden • Tamerlan Tsarnaev • Ted Kaczynski | |
See also: |
Antisocial personality disorder • Jews • Murder • Paranoid personality disorder • Pittsburgh Paint Job • Police Brutality • Sick fuck |
Kip Kinkel is part of a series on Aspies. | [Sperg out] |
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Locus in quo: |
Abilene Alleyway Shooting 🔫 Capital Gazette Shooting 🔫 Chris Dorner 🔫 Christchurch mosque attacks 🔫 Colorado Theatre Shooting 🔫 David Long 🔫 Dayton shooting 🔫 El Paso Walmart Shooting 🔫 Elliot Rodger 🔫 Gilroy Garlic Festival Shooting 🔫 Jacksonville Shooting 🔫 Kyle Rittenhouse 🔫 Marjory Stoneman Douglas School Shooting 🔫 Pulse Nightclub Massacre 🔫 Randy Stair 🔫 San Bernardino shooting 🔫 Sandniggers in Paris 🔫 Sandy Hook Elementary Massacre 🔫 Santa Fe High School Shooting 🔫 Shoahdown at the Synagogue of Doom 🔫 Las Vegas shooting 🔫 Texas church shooting 🔫 Umpqua Community College Shooting 🔫 Virginia Beach Shooting 🔫 Washington Navy Yard shooting 🔫 Youtube shooting 🔫 |
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Supporters |
Barack Obama 🔫 Christians 🔫 Concerned Mothers 🔫 Democrats 🔫 Dianne Feinstein 🔫 Government 🔫 The Kennedys 🔫 Kurt Eichenwald 🔫 Faggots 🔫 Liberals 🔫 Michael Bloomberg 🔫 Jews 🔫 SJWs 🔫 Sensitive people 🔫 Tara Strong 🔫 Trayvon Martin 🔫 Quinton Reviews |
Main ideas: |
Assault Rifle 🔫 Gun 🔫 Gun Control 🔫 Murder 🔫 Arson 🔫 Bombs 🔫 Mass Shooting 🔫 School Shooting 🔫 |
Haters gonna hate: | |
Acts of revenge: |
Boston Marathon Bombing 🔫 Sandniggers in Paris 🔫 Ariana Grande Massacre 🔫 London Bridge Attack 2017 🔫 Capital Gazette Shooting |
Objectors: |
Charlton Heston 🔫 James Holmes 🔫 NRA 🔫 Osama Bin Laden 🔫 Republicans 🔫 People planning a massacre 🔫 |
Pre-2012 Gun Massacres |
Columbine 🔫 École Polytechnique 🔫 Dawson College 🔫 Virginia Tech Massacre 🔫 Austin, Texas 🔫 NIU Valentine's Day Massacre 🔫 Hungerford Massacre 🔫 Anders Breivik |
Columbine: |
Columbine • Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold • Super Columbine Massacre RPG • Do you believe in god • Columbine Copycats • Columbine Gallery • Columbiners | |
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Admirers |
Adam Lanza • Alex Hribal • Artyom Kazantsev • Asa Coon • Bob8466 • Brooke Higgins & Sienna Johnson • Cho Seung-Hui • Dillon Cossey • Ichverbot • Jaylen Fryberg • Jeff Weise • Kimveer Gill • Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath • Lynn Ann • Neocities • Nghtmrchld26 • Pekka-Eric Auvinen • Robert Butler Jr. • Robert Hawkins • Robert Steinhäuser • Ryan Schallenberger • Sebastian Bosse • Sol Pais • TheAmazingAtheist • Tim Kretschmer • Vladislav Roslyakov • William Atchison • You | |
Locations: |
Colorado • United States • School • Suburbs | |
Related: |
Doom • Police Brutality • Postal • School Shooting • Mass Shooting • Video games • Trenchcoat • Marilyn Manson • KMFDM • Rammstein • Goth • Concerned Mother • Newgrounds • Ryan Lambourn • School Shooter: North American Tour 2012 • The Matrix • South Park • Michael Moore • Quentin Tarantino • 1990s • Jack Thompson • Gun control |