Greece

Greece is widely known for other countries stealing its history, land, and hairy women. Greeks (especially philosophers) invented many ED concepts you see here today, such as lulz, Greek superiority to "black person", Spartans, your mom, Goat Sex, The Odyssey, leetness, paedophilia, democracy, and moar (yes, they invented that, too).

Flag of Greece

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A Typical Greek Citizen

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Geographic location of Greece

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The whole of Greek history at a glance. Major lulz.

Ancient Greece and Ancient Rome are often mistaken for one another. This is a mistake made by fucktards who don't know shit about history. Dirty dagos copied everything from the Greeks anyway.

Greece & Religion

Ancient Greece had shitloads of gods who indulged in incest, rape, bestiality, pedophilia, and homosexuality. These Gods however fell under teh power of the one true God today worshipped by millions. One of the most famous Greek gods was Pan - the original furry - who would go around merrily raping both man and beast, and introduced masturbation to humanity.

An excellent example of the Greek religion is when the boss nigger god Zeus showed up and golden showered a cunt, getting her pregnant.

Today the Greek Orthodox Church refuses to accept the existence of cows, leading to the Greek belief that everything under the Sun should be made from goat milk.

Greek history

A Greek warrior

Greek politics

At least 100 years ago, ancient Greece was divided into several provinces, much like Canadia. The two main provinces were Athens and Sparta. Athenians are most remembered for having been trolled by Socrates, as well as their love of art, philosophy, and gay sex. Spartans are most remembered for love of warfare and moar gay sex, particularly orgies. Being kickass niggers, the Spartans actually banned every major occupation which was not directly involved in or beneficial to the military, and being paranoid, they spent quite a bit of time sitting on their well-sculpted yet useless asses, worrying about what their mothers would say if they raped the neighbors. Occasionally the Greeks would take time out from pwning little boys' assholes in favor of pwning the Persians and Egyptians. The historical record "300" shows the Greeks pwning the Persians during the war of Ninjas vs. Pirates. This led to much drama and emo tearz from later artists longing to bring back ancient Greece, or at least longing for buttsex.

Greeks may as well have invented furrydom when they decided to dress up as a horse and pwn Troy.

During the medieval times the Greeks established the Byzantine Empire and all of its emperors were named Constantine.

From 1453 until the early 1800s Greece was a slave of the Ottoman Turks. They were erased from the existence and constantly raped by those damn Turks until a few of them used their gangstaness to fight back against those bastards. "Greece even lost their little gay island Cyprus against Turks in the modern history." Fuck this, Greece lost nothing. Cyprus is Greek. HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS FUCK GOATS

Wait, they did lose Constantinople and will never, EVAR get it back.

Greeks are known thieves of culture and have even stolen Turkish Delight and tried to call it cyprus delight, they also stole the famous cheese HELIM and pretended to invent it calling it halloumi they did the same with Cacik which they stole and called tzatki, they all deserve to die and get raped by zeus.

TL;DR: Greeks are getting even with the Turks by stealing their cheese and candy.

Trolling Greeks

A different type of rock hard boner.

1. Tell him that he will never, ever get Thrace or Anatolia back (which was never theirs to begin with), EVAR.
2. Tell him that he probably fucks goats.
3. Tell him he's an Athenian boy-lover.
4. Quote The 300.
5. Ask him if he's a Turk.
6. Ask him if he's a Dago.
7. Ask him if he's an Armenian.
8. Ask him if he's an inbred German racist.
9. Ask him if his mom is like Your Mom
10. Tell him that they stole their culture from Turks
11. Tell him that Hagia Sophia was just a barn before the Turks captured it.
12. Tell him that the Roman Catholic Church is the one true path to God.
13. Tell him that the Fourth Crusade was for their own good.
14. Tell him it's Istanbul, not Constantinople.
15. Ask him if he wears a toga.
16. Ask him why Greece supports Kurdish terrorism.
17. Say ANYTHING positive about Turkey.
18. Say that Alexander the Great was a Macedonian, not a Greek.

Famous Greeks

300 fags

Moar info: 300.

Testimony to the fact Greeks invented homosexuality. Consists of many well-toned, scatily-clad slick men in skirts fighting and hacking at one another. Also, nipples.

Socrates

Moar info: Socrates.

One of the world's first trolls who was forced to become an hero.

Hercules (THE FUCKERS USED TO CALL HIM HERACLES YOU REATRDS)

Moar info: User:Hercules.

Does not live up to the legend.

Homer

Moar info: The Simpsons.

Wrote the Iliad and other Epic poetry, though some argue he never existed.

Justinian

Bankrupted the Empire by fighting for territory which was quickly lost again after his reign. He was so much of a batshit Christfag that he drove Egypt and Syria to Islam.

Fag

Moar info: The Duke of Edinburgh.

Philippos of Greece and Denmark: Inbred. German. Racist. That's about it.

Few Amazons looked anything like this since they were really rabid bulldykes.

Zeus

That bastid! The ruler of all Olympus is an animal cock raping furphile.

George Michael

Gayreek Britfag and Men's Room enthusiast who wants your sex.

Greek Sex

From Conservapedia: Greek is not only a style of wrestling, but also of love.

Greek (noun) Adjective (Gayreek): Creators of everything gay.

Greeks invented homosexuality (including the occassional shota) and sex with animals. Women get to be raped and should be fucking grateful men even pay attention to them when they could have a hot man hole or some knotty dick. When nothing else is available wanking is also an option.

Greek women are basically men who had a sex change, which would explain their vast amounts of body hair and their massive nose. Hell, the men are more feminine anyway which is why they do each other.

Like their homo counterparts, the ancient Amazons were savage Lesbos (not the island but butch dykes) who only kept men long enough for procreation right before killing them. This lack of male guidance explains why their civilization was primitive and doomed to fail like everything run by wimmins.

Androgyny is a staple in Greek culture.

Some argue that had the empire not fallen, the greeks would have invented the internet and the various horrors found on 4chan, furaffinity and R@ygold would have been the norm. Which is already the case for certain people.

Greece today

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What Greeks do in their spare time.

Even though Greece is still located on the same peninsula next to Italy, recent polls show that at least 90% of USAns believe that the Greeks have died out and that the only ones left are Cindy Margolis and Hercules. W believes it is inhabited by Grecians.

It's also no great secret that modern day Greeks can't drive worth a shit and are probably right behind Azns at doing so.

This is what you'd normally see if you go visit Greece.

Or

Notice the amount of lulz surrounding the one that's NOT moving.... see epic fail

Greece: Producing inbred German racists since 1921!*

• Denmark helped!

Greece Wither Soon

Moar info: Riots#Greece 2010.

File:Greek fire.jpg Greece has a long history of violent rioting with the latest over money or something. Apparently, the economy of Greece dropped like a fucking anvil and it may jeopardize the Global Economy itself. SAVE YOURSELVES!!1

See Also

• Cyprus
• Wop
• Europe
• Men
• Roman Empire
• Riots#Greece 2010
• Gay