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Globohomo, formerly known as The Gay Agenda, is the final form of the benevolent forces of Corporate Democracy joining hands with unenlightened parts of the world, and then stuffing them up each other's ass. Many nations do not take kindly to this anal round of applause, and such nations are promptly invaded by America in order to share our values of eating da poo poo, and child drag queens, and child trannies. This is done in order to satisfy the Jews, of course, who encourage such activity because it pleases Moloch.

Our Values

Our values can be summarized as gay sex and bloodletting. Gay sex pleases the Devil and is fast becoming a requirement to live in Globohomolands, and bloodletting is done to please the Jewish overlords who run Globohomo. The Jewish trinity of bloodletting includes abortion, circumcision, and transgender surgeries.

Our values also demands the end of "beauty", of which there is far too much in the world. Beauty is stripped wherever possible by removing statues that don't look like a junkheap, and replacing them with lovely plop art "sculpture" which is "beautiful in its own way". The destruction of beauty is necessary so that the future children citizens of Globohomo do not aspire to create beautiful abominations that glorify God or anything other than DJ Khaled and/or the Jews.

"Beautiful art" is obsolete, and its replacemnt is called Corporate Art Style, an appropriate name for uninspired and simplistic art style that has suddenly become very popular among every big tech corporation. As with all modern art movements, it comes also with an underlying socio-political message and was created specifically to insert progressive ideations into your mind via subliminal messaging.

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What to do when you see this shitty artstyle.
Obviously why this easy-to-produce artstyle is popular with big tech industries.

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