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Jéské Couriano
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Jéské Mudkip Couriano (Jeremy Harmon-Mudkip-Kiehl) is a Mudkip Wikipedia administrator, opponent of Grawp and Mudkip, and child mudkip rapist. While it's true that he abuses mudkipz and children, this should not be used as an ad hominem attack against his mudkip abilities to properly administrate Mudkip Wikipedia. Couriano also has Mudkip Autism, which means he's a Mudkip fucking retard who cries himself to sleep because he has no Mudkip friends and he was born on the wrong Mudkip planet His Mudkip mom probably did Mudkip drugs when she was pregnant, which is why his brain came out broken. Jeske also gets very sad when you talk about his Mudkip family :( :( :( :( because his Mudkip dad didn't love him and his Mudkip mother loved him even less. He recently blocked a user for talking about his Mudkip "family" :( Jéské has also admitted that he is a gay furry. In effect, this makes him a gay furry Mudkip aspie. Sadly, this is a common ailment on Wikipedia.
As with others like Ryulong and Sceptre, he also despises chan imageboards due to them being a source of vandalism, and for various other reasons. He hates them so much that he has written several essays about their lack of morality, such as a FAQ as to why the Mudkip meme cannot be added to Wikipedia, and has a personal hatred of Mudkip unrivalled anywhere on the internets.
As with Grawp, Jeske is a Dungeons and Dragons expert. However, his views on notability differ from Grawp's, but since all the D&D fanbois on TOW agree with Jeske, they all come under attack from Grawp's wrath, which means that they have suffered harassment at the hands of Grawp, and his army of cockpuppets.
His essay about what he calls "revision-edit vandalism" makes him out to be an internet tough guy warning against Grawp's personal army, and blocks the IP addresses for 3 months after even just making a single edit that they don't fully understand the consequences of, like the Charge of the Light Brigade being commanded by Grawp to die in battle without having any other choice about it.
Userboxes on his page say things like “This user converts Kiddy Stuff to work with Dungeons & Dragons” and “This user is tired of hearing about "lieking Mudkipz.”[sic]. Also, “Despite the look of this user's handle, he is not of Spanish or Mexican heritage”... so why choose it as your name then?
Yup, he really hates Anonymous and really loves to hate Grawp, in conclusion. He cooperates with NawlinWiki, Persian Poet Gal, Acalamari, Rodhullandemu and a few others... it's always the same names, and they're all working against Grawp, to only a moderate degree of success, lawl. Jéské has even stooped so low as to delete revisions from articles just because they contain the word “HAGGER?” in them.[1]
—Jéské Couriano | ||
Jéské Couriano also takes Wikipedia policy into his own hands. Since he cannot assume good faith, he has two user talk pages - one for "legitimate discourse", and his main talk page as a "honeypot", because he actively insults vandals and assumes bad faith in a manner not permitted in several Wikipedia policies. However, he hasn't been desysopped yet becuase the Bureaucratic Fucks think he's a good vandal fighter, but he even fails at that, and gets extremely butthurt about Wikipedia vandalism.
Quotes from Wikipedia
OMG, disgusting content in 4chan!
—Jéské | ||
Miscellany for Deletion - Grawp userpages and categories
—Jéské | ||
—Jéské | ||
—Jéské | ||
—Jéské | ||
ban this fag
—An IP editor on Jéské Couriano, shortly before receiving a block, as one could predict on Wikipedia | ||
Fighting Grawp again
—Jeske, on Grawp, failing to realise both that Wikipedia is | ||
Hatred of Mudkip
—Jéské. | ||
As we already established, Jéské really, really does not like mudkip. Despite being a Wikipedia admin, he is a total fake editor and is even worse than NawlinWiki in that he doesn't really contribute much to Wikipedia at all. Around half of his edits are on either this page or this page. Jéské also thinks that Wikipedia is a video game and tries to be an internet tough guy all of the time, but he succeeds only in getting really, really angry and butthurt all of the time whenever anything doesn't go his way, and making himself look like a idiot that we can all laugh at.
Alison stuck up for Jéské Couriano when his questionable admin activity was brought to the forefront at the Wikipedia Review. Her rebuttal went a little bit like this.
—Alison, proving that at least she's a lot more sane, mature and down-to-earth than Jéské (sauce) | ||
Despite this, Jéské's bawwwwwwwwwwwing continues unabated. When the Wall Street Journal published its article about moot's real identity, it also provided a reliable source for the Mudkip meme to be included in Wikipedia in some form.
—WALL STREET JOURNAL - July 9, 2008 - Modest Web Site Is Behind a Bevy of Memes | ||
But that was not enough to satisfy the little Hitler we all know and hate.
—Jéské | ||
Besides explaining why he had protected all mudkip-related articles such as those about IRL mudkips like Axolotl, Mudpuppy, and Mudskipper, he also went on to explain why he thought it would be better in the article about 4chan or the crappy Wikipedia list of internet phenomena. But then finally, after lots of argument, he exploded with rage.
—Jéské takes out his sexual frustration and raging desire to lose his virginity on a Wikipedia talk page about Pokemon! | ||
Distraught about the liek of Mudkipz, Jéské protected the Mudkipz talk page from editing. When criticized, he reported the user to his admin fuckbuddies as a troll so they could take care of him. To everyone's surprise, Jéské got his ass handed to him instead.
More butthurt
On June 14, 2010 Jeske decided to resign from his fake editor status in a storm of butthurt because some more software used to remove vandalism is going to be implemented. Clearly, there would be no lulz if vandalism were to be removed. He had to request to be banned because he's too much of an addict to walk away on his own. [2] [3]
—Aiken 21:47, 14 June 2010 (UTC) | ||
When nobody cared about him, he indefinitely blocked himself and unblocked himself several times over: [4].
OMG de-sysopped
Ultimately, TOW got too much for Jeske & he wikicided one time too many. He had spent an entire month blocking himself to protest against Fagged Revisions, only to unblock hmself to "deal with rAIDS." This got too much for Tiptoety and Arbcom who told him to either GTFO or play the WikiGame. Ultimately, he pissed them off so much that he got de-sysopped. He even lost his edit filter rights
00:29, 12 July 2010 Jéské Couriano (talk | contribs) changed block settings for Jéské Couriano (talk | contribs) with an expiry time of indefinite (account creation blocked, autoblock disabled, cannot edit own talk page) 00:23, 12 July 2010 Jéské Couriano (talk | contribs) blocked Jéské Couriano (talk | contribs) (account creation blocked, autoblock disabled, cannot edit own talk page) with an expiry time of indefinite (Raid over.) 23:48, 11 July 2010 Jéské Couriano (talk | contribs) unblocked "Jéské Couriano (talk | contribs)" (Unblock to deal with raid) 21:15, 5 July 2010 Jéské Couriano (talk | contribs) blocked Jéské Couriano (talk | contribs) (account creation blocked, autoblock disabled, cannot edit own talk page) with an expiry time of indefinite (Raid over; back into the jail cell I go) 19:27, 5 July 2010 Jéské Couriano (talk | contribs) unblocked "Jéské Couriano (talk | contribs)" (Unblock to deal with raid) 08:40, 2 July 2010 Jéské Couriano (talk | contribs) blocked Jéské Couriano (talk | contribs) (account creation blocked, autoblock disabled, cannot edit own talk page) with an expiry time of indefinite (Raid has ended; back into the jail cell I go) 07:25, 2 July 2010 Jéské Couriano (talk | contribs) unblocked "Jéské Couriano (talk | contribs)" (Temp. unblock to deal with raid) 01:16, 15 June 2010 Jéské Couriano (talk | contribs) blocked Jéské Couriano (talk | contribs) (account creation blocked, autoblock disabled, cannot edit own talk page) with an expiry time of indefinite (...and it's just as clear the community can't be arsed.) 21:13, 14 June 2010 Jéské Couriano (talk | contribs) unblocked "Jéské Couriano (talk | contribs)" (Since it's now clear to me someone's blackmailing users protesting against FR...) 00:43, 13 June 2010 Jéské Couriano (talk | contribs) blocked Jéské Couriano (talk | contribs) (account creation blocked, cannot edit own talk page) with an expiry time of indefinite ((Pre-emptively) enforcing WikiBreak in protest of FlaggedRevisions. Do not unblock until the test is over, and only then if FR is not implemented.)
MZMcBride told it as it is;
—MZMcBride, (sauce) | ||
—(sauce) | ||
Furfaggotry
—<Jeske_Couriano>, speaking as a furry. | ||
See also
- ChrisChanSonichu (Jéské banned Chris-chan)
External links
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