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Pizza Tower
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STEP THE FUCK OFF! Pizza Tower looks like shit but it is NOT a {{crapstub}}. It is a work in progress! If you require assistance beefing up this article, then hit up the experts on our IRC.
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Pizza Tower is a 2023 Canadian video game made by a Frenchfag named McPig (Powerword: Geoffroy Lanctôt). This game somehow had a mellow fanbase until its release in 2023, where it got the typical post-2011 fanbase syndrome.
This started out as the creator wanted to make a shitty Wario inspired platformer with awful controls. Seeing how they sucked, he changed them repeatedly until his boner worked his fucking ass out. Somehow this faggot managed to finish making it and release it in January 2023, 5 years in development,
The plot
The plot is about a fucking Italian trying to save his restaurant from a talking pizza who threatens to destroy it by raiding his tower. The rest is shit no one cares about.
The characters
| Name | Description | Picture |
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| Peppino | The game's main protagonist, a wop who defends his restaurant by raiding a tower owned by a giant floating pizza for threatening to blow it restaurant up. |  |
| Gustavo & Brick | Peppino's allies. Gustavo is a midget who ends up helping him out. After that he gets in a fight with a giant rat and then names him Brick. |  |
| Mr. Stick | A wannabe Jew who builds boss doors for you by scamming ever bit of your Jewgold. Disguises himself as a poor man to scam the rest of your money just to do the same thing again. |  |
| Pepperman | *Placeholder text.* |  |
| The Vigilante | *Placeholder text.* |  |
| The Noise | *Placeholder text.* |  |
| Noisette | Noise's | |
| The Doise | Shitty recolor of The Noise, but a nigger wearing a blue costume. Gets killed by a recolor of Peppino after you beat his ass up. |  |
| Fake Peppino | *Placeholder text.* |  |
| Pizzaface | *Placeholder text.* |  |
| Pizzahead | *Placeholder text.* |  |
Development
Given how this shit took 4 years and a couple months to make, McPig decided to stroke his dick by releasing test demos of the game. He originally based it off of Wario movesets and hired another Frenchfag named Mr. Sauceman (Powerword: Ronan de Castel) for making music that was originally fanmade due to him not being hired yet. McPig decided to release the shitty first demo of the game. The demo kept on getting updates, making it show how much potential the game had. Then he fucked it up by removing all the distinct moves for Peppino for Demo 1 (ironically the second demo), adding hitstun for whatever fuck's reason. Given how Sauceman's music was still unfinished, this gave players an odd feeling. Then Demo 2, the third demo came out, being an enhanced combat moveset yet the player movement only got worse.
The fanbase
Considering it released on Steam in 2023, a year far after 2011, somehow, since the COVID-19 quarantine ended, given kids are kids, the fanbase went from tame, to being unfunny sick fucks with the chibi art style of 19 year old SJWs with Asperger's Syndrome, with lots being on Twatter or Tumblr. Many faggots hopped in when they saw people play it. There are many Spergic animations with awful animation and awful voice acting. Keep in mind, these are 19 year olds, and yet they have the personality of Battle for Dream Island and Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss fans, shoehorning it into their favorite media like mentally insane faggots. They bandwagon and even raided Cocoon for winning to the game. The fanbase if it were released in 2010 would've been better at that time and up to 2023, thanks to the newer generation hopping onto their faggotry of the new age of late 2011 onwards. This ended up making this game, the Cuphead of 2023.
Incidents
- Sometime around November, the artist for the mod, Stuffed Crust, was V& for his reveal of child porn. This got the mod raped to death and have its channel deleted.
- There's heavy vandalism of the articles of the FANDOM wiki, so the wiki's only official on Miraheze as the FANDOM is disowned.
- A heavy spam of shitty comments by a bunch of sick fucks on the OG PT Discord server got the server closed and limited to fanart and updates.
Memes
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| THESE ARE FORCED MEMES |
| Pizza Tower memes will be posted by the same unfunny newfag until you like them. |
As always, the fanbase consists of unfunny, gay memes.
- Pizza Tower characters screaming - From the unfunny YouTuber Lyon S.P.D. People found it so annoying they mass reported his channel to take it down. When he got the channel back, he took the video down and refused to upload it due to the unfunny niggers milking the meme to death.
- Pizza Tower abridged/in a nutshell/(*for the ones who haven’t played it yet*) - Self explanatory. More like in the nutsack, full of cringeworthy Chibified characters and humor and insufferable voice acting.
- Pizza Tower humor - Pre-existing memes literally just with Pizza Tower sprites and sound effects placed over them. Unfunny as always.
Gallery
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Peppino's face when cumming to the toppings he collected in SAGE 2019 to builds before April 2021.
See also
- Wop
- Five Nights at Freddy's, an abomination with the same fanbase.
- Undertale, which is the same as above, but are the people who are in Pizza Tower's fanbase.
- Eddsworld - Ditto for Undertale.
- Steven Universe - Ditto for Eddsworld.
- Asperger's Syndrome, a disorder to be in this game you can play's fandom.
- Tumblr - Where most of the Autism in the fanbase comes from.
- Twatter - Another source of the Autism.
- YouTube - Ditto.
- The Amazing Digital Circus, a show with the exact same fanbase.
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