"I would call it a horrible game, but it isn't a game at all"
"Worse than 'Dear Ester'"
"I don't understand how critics gave it a score of 90"
"You need to be too retarded to be able to read a book to be able to enjoy this non-game"
"It isn't good as a game because it isn't a game, and it isn't good as a novel because the story is shit"
"If 'Game Journalist' was a real job everyone who reviewed this would need to be fired"
"I want 10 minutes of my life back and, despite not paying any money for this, I still want my money be back"