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Hillary Clinton

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the various "lolitician" incarnations of "Hilloli" among her lolicon base of supporters.
Hilary has always depended on chastised men to claim some fame
Her husband, Bill Clinton™, the one on the left.
Hillary And Dylann Roof, 2016
Painfully obvious.
Halcyon days.
Hillary Did WTC
Hillary demonstrating her recognition of male sacrifice.
Unstoppable

Hillary Clinton (b. October 26, 1947: Age 78) known in the Banjo-Belt as "Hilldawg" and everywhere else as Crooked Hillary or Hitlery, is former President "Rapin'" Bill Clinton's dominatrix since 1979, outgoing President Barack Obama's bottom bitch, shiksa shabbos goy to George Soros, and a lampshade-looking kike. With a middle name that cannot possibly be any more sexually suggestive, she ran for the first woman president of the United States, but lost to the God emperor of mankind, Donald J. Trump. Hillary cried a lot when she got pwned by Donald in 2016, she also cried after being pwned by Barack Obama in 2008. In full defiance of Section 1 of the Twenty-second amendment to the U.S. Constitution, she tried running again for Obama's third term in office. De-fucking-stroyed...twice.

   
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Hillary Clinton literally lost the "lower class" vote to a man who lives in a golden skyscraper bearing his name.


 

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—an EDiot

   
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If I had a son, his name would be Dylann Storm Roof!


 

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—Hillary Clinton

   
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Find me a man who can look you straight in the eyes and say, "I believe Hillary Rodham Clinton should become President of the United States of America," and I'll show you a man I'd smack and call a pussy.


 

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—Bill Clinton

   
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Hillary Clinton should be put in the firing line and shot for treason.


 

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—Trump Supporter

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Hillary Clinton on the Issues (subject to change for money)

Hillary with/out Devil Trigger.
Hillary's first stint on Batman didn't go over well. She retained some characteristics of her role.

Hillary's platform is composed mainly of positions are subject to change given the right amount of money. She will do anything if the price is right.

  • American principles: MY HUSBAND WAS PRESIDENT, AND I'M WHITE
  • Civil rights: MY HUSBAND WAS PRESIDENT, AND I'M WHITE, I'LL KEEP SCARY NIGRAS OUT OF OFFICE, 2016 Revision: I'M BLACK Y'ALL
  • Disabilities: MY HUSBAND WAS PRESIDENT, AND I'M WHITE
  • 2008 Mortgage Crisis: FUCK YOU HOME BUYERS YOU BORROWED TOO MUCH AND CAN'T PAY, 2016 Revision: I TOLD WALL STREET TO CUT THAT OUT
  • Keystone Pipeline: WE CAN GIVE SPEECHES TO PEOPLE THAT FUND THE PIPELINE FOR MONEY, 2016 Revision: I NEVER TOOK A POSITION ON KEYSTONE
  • Education: MY HUSBAND WAS PRESIDENT, AND I'M WHITE
  • Energy & Environment: I WILL TAKE MONEY FROM OIL COMPANIES, 2016 Revision: I AM SO SICK OF BERNIE SANDERS LIE ABOUT ME TAKING MONEY FROM BIG OIL
  • Coal: COAL IS BAD I WILL GET RID OF IT, 2016 Revision: CLEAN COAL IS GOOD MORE COAL JOBS
  • Ethics: I'M A WOMAN!!!!11oneone
  • Family: MY HUSBAND WAS PRESIDENT, AND I'M WHITE
  • Fiscal: IMA TAKEN ALL YOUR GUNS
  • Gun Control: MY HUSBAND WAS PRESIDENT, AND I'M WHITE
  • Health care: I SUPPORT UNIVERSAL HEALTH CARE, 2016 Revision: UNIVERSAL HEALTHCARE IS NOT POSSIBLE
  • Homeland Security: BENGHAZI
  • Immigration: MY HUSBAND WAS PRESIDENT, AND I'M WHITE
  • Iraq: LETS GO BOMB THE SAND NIGGERS,
  • Political Experience : MY HUSBAND WAS PRESIDENT, AND I'M WHITE
  • Poverty: MY HUSBAND WAS PRESIDENT, AND I'M WHITE
  • Prostitution: MY HUSBAND WAS PRESIDENT, AND I'M WHITE
  • Rural: MY HUSBAND WAS PRESIDENT, AND I'M WHITE
  • Service: MY HUSBAND WAS PRESIDENT, AND I'M WHITE
  • Seniors & Social Security: MY HUSBAND WAS PRESIDENT, AND I'M WHITE
  • Technology: HEY LOOK EVERYBODY I AM HOSTING MY OWN SERVER WITHOUT ANTIVIRUS
  • Veterans: MY HUSBAND WAS PRESIDENT, AND I'M WHITE
  • TPP Trade: TPP IS THE GOLD STANDARD, 2016 Revision: I NEVER SUPPORTED TPP
  • Gay Marriage: NO HOMOS, 2016 Revision: I LOVE YOU HOMOS GIMME MONEY
  • Prison: PUT ALL THEM SUPER PREDATOR NIGGERS IN JAIL, 2016 Revision: WE CAN'T PUT PEOPLE IN JAIL
  • Alignment: I FIGHT FOR PROGRESSIVE VALUES LIBTARDS, 2016 Revision: I AM GUILTY OF BEING MODERATE CENTER
  • Trade with Colombia and Panama: NO THEY KILL PEOPLE, 2016 Revision: THEY GAVE ME MONEY GOOD FOR THE ECONOMY
  • The Donald:THE DONALD IS A COOL GUY HE GAVE ME MONEY TO ATTEND HIS WEDDING, 2016 Revision: DONALD TRUMP IS BAD

Endorsed by

Gravelthroat loves it.

Making her the obvious best choice to be the democratic nominee.

2008 Elections

 

Hillary ran against Barack Obama in the 2008 primaries for the Democratic nomination. Voting for the Iraq War and against gay marriage helped her to lose to Obama, causing great butthurt to her and those who wished she would break through the "glass ceiling" of sexism imposed on all women by the shitlord population of the USA. As a consolation prize, Obama appointed her as Secretary of State. Her incompetence manifested itself in numerous ways, among them was the destabilization of Libya which gave rise to The Islamic State of Iraq and Syria, and the Benghazi disaster which led to an American ambassador being tortured to death. These events proved that she was ready to continue the legacy of Barack Obama and his administration.

2016 Election

 
You said it.
 
Hillary plotting against The Donald, Bernie, and Reddit
 
Awww come on Guys I Dindu Nuffin I dunno how it works, i just wanna be president
 

When Hillary Began her bid for the 2016 presidency she transcended into a lolcowhood when losing more votes in newest polls to a socialist. She began producing lolmilk at the triggering from white privileged reporters who asked her why she deleted 3 months of emails during the time of the Benghazi US embassy attacks in a time of bad decision making leading to 2 dead CIA and 2 dead high level ambassadors. As former Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton explained she doesn't know how it works digitally at all. Then a bunch of mean cis-het shitlord Republican man-boys asked if she wiped the emails from her server. Lulz ensued when she implied they were wiped with a magical cloth that makes scandals disappear.

Typical Hillary supporters

Having lost the primaries in 2008 to a magical negro, Hillary decided to court the "black vote" that was so instrumental to getting Obama elected, and the female demographic desperate to believe that Clinton was competent enough to shatter that glass ceiling constructed by the cishet patriarchy. Fortunately for America, the glass ceiling was installed by men who had witnessed shattered glass and knew the damage that broken glass can cause. She also attempted to get the KKK on her side, but they only contributed $20,000 which was peanuts compared with the multimillion dollars that she raised from despotic governments and Wall Street donors via the corrupt Clinton Foundation.

Clinton overestimated the power of having the old media in her pocket. NEETs and basement dwellers were still waiting for a pro-Hillary argument instead of an anti-Trump argument, so they turned to Breitbart, InfoWars and other alternative media. Of course, this was a perfect time for Wikileaks to drop over 9000 pages of her missing emails and the rest is history (along with her dream of becoming the first woman president).

 
  Newsweek Cover With ‘Madam President' Clinton Has Trumpists Furious, The Huffington Post Canada, November 8th, 2016 9:27 am EST

The Debates

 
Reasons to elect her
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"I Never Took A Position On Keystone Until I Took A Position On Keystone" - Hillary dodging questions as usual.

On October 13, 2015, the first Democratic debate was held. Sadly, Clinton had to deal with standing next to fucking crazy old socialist Larry David. Hillary spent most of her time blaming Republicans, dodging questions, flip-flopping on issues, and of course lying.

Meanwhile during the debate, Donald Trump spent his evening tweeting about how pathetic the debate was, which surprisingly got a lot more attention than the debate itself.

All subsequent "debates" between her and FEEL THE BERN went in a similar fashion. Even Trump stopped watching them.

As is the norm, several debates conducted against the rivaling presidential candidates took place in the months leading up to the election. To save you several hours, we can quickly summarize them:

 

The first debate took place at Hofstra University in New York, pitting Donald Trump against Hillary. The moderator was Lester Holt of NBC, a generic leftist ZOG TV syndicate. TL;DR Trump talks over Hillary, acts like a jackass, literally spewing shit from his mouth. Hillary spazzes out from her medical conditions, whilst trying to remain as calm and polite as possible, whilst also spewing out shit from her mouth. After the debate was concluded, the media rigged the votes in Hillary's favor, whilst retards from /pol/ worked hard to zerg rush and rig votes online.

The Result

 
  The real reason Hillary couldn't do a concession speech.
 
Trumpalo dicking

Clinton's loss resulted in many tears from her followers and from the old media, who thought they were still relevant enough to sway an election in 2016. All of old media's well paid cronies are on suicide watch following The Donald's victory.

Videos


Pepe manifests

Did Hillary Stage An Event?

Hello Young People

Clinton Body Count +5 in Just 6 Weeks

Hillary Clinton, Stop Killing People

DELETE IT

2016 election parody song

Meme Queen 2016

CONFESS!!!

The real truth about Hillary

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#DraftOurDaughters

A successful trolling operation conducted by 4chan's /pol/, to trick the media into believing Hillary wanting to draft females (of age) to the military, presumably for the upcoming WW3 with Russia. Thousands of professional trolls made these excellent decoy images, which tricked dozens:

Hillary in the Media About missing Pics
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See also

 
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