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Nate doing the world a favor.

NateTalksToYou is a troll-wannabe YouTuber who rants about other notable faggots. After posting a rant, he does a follow up video of him and reading the comments of haters and constructed criticism in an overly-dramatic manner. This isn't the only kind of content that Nate creates. He posts videos of him bashing Christians (which are similar to TheAmazingAtheist's style) and of him reacting to a variety of hentai. From all of this, Nate has gained 90,000+ subscribers, pocket change, and hate from fanbois who white knight for other retards on YouTube.

Rants

Nate makes a meme about himself.
And to think he doesn't enjoy going for a walk outside.

Like any other ranter, Nate is a liberal atheist who thinks that his videos are productive and inspiring. The only thing that stops people from falling asleep as he whines in a monotone voice is the occasional lisping that can lasts for several minutes. According to some Wikia nobody cares about, his original videos were shitty and unproductive. This also applies to his recent rants, despite an improvement in video quality, a polished a turd is still a piece of crap.

In addition to going after popular YouTubers, he also attempts to make a name for himself by ranting about trending celebrities. Sounds familiar? Nate is no different than other nobodies such as iMustDestroyAll, PMRants, and JJDiscussions. In hopes of being seen as a nice guy, he attempts to twist the definition of the word rant so it isn't synonymous with bullying.

He recently posted a video to celebrate him reaching the 20,000 subscribers milestone, not realizing these are not genuine fans and instead people who hate him. The remaining subscribers who don't hate him are perverts who wait patiently for hentai-related links in his video descriptions and comments.

Top 10 Kickstarter Fails

The main reason why NateTalksToYou is close to amassing 100,000 subscribers is because of a shitty video Nate posted about 10 kickstarters that failed miserably that nobody cares about. The video received over 2,000,000 video views due to the extreme click-bait from the thumbnail featuring an almost naked vagina. Although not misleading, he decides to use it because he knows that 12-year old boys loves to fap to images. Not surprisingly, the video received over 20,000 dislikes. The video is down below in the "YouTube" section if you want to watch a faggot who uses generic sound effects while talking extremely blandly.

NateTalks2You

NateTalks2You is Nate's second channel which he proclaims that it is his "backup channel", but really it is a dumping ground for any other content he decides to upload. Ranging from mediocre school projects that is completely unnecessary to share, to bloopers and outtakes of videos that looks like a compilation of bloopers anyway. Nobody cares about his second channel (the subs on this channel is a 25th of the subs on the main channel), but that doesn't stop Nate from motivating himself to upload the shit he uploads.

Nate uploads fap material for Pedophiles

This epic failure actually uploaded a picture of him as a child "posing" and wearing a nappy on his Facebook page. Nate thought is was a great idea to post this picture on the internet for everybody to see.

"Apparently I tried some modelling as a kid"
"Apparently I tried some modelling as a kid"

Quotes

   
 
If you don't know who this jerk-dick is, his name is NateTalksToYou.
 

 
 

—TechandVid

   
 
I'm uncomfortable being the same species as you.
 

 
 

—Nate is notable for being completely mature and rational.

   
 
Do you feel the magic Twilight? Do you feel it?
 

 
 

—Nate also likes to role-play.

   
 
Homosexuality isn't a choice, but homophobia is.
 

 
 

—Nate's original look on homosexuality and homophobia.

Notable Videos

Nathan here informing us obvious shit
that a retarded person wouldn't know.

A Vlog of poor, poor Nate here having EEG test.

The video which got Nate 100,000+ subscribers. And guess
what, he doesn't deserve a spec of dust from this garbage

YouTube

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See also

External links

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