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Gun control
Gun control (or "guh control" if you're a nigger) the act of restricting guns to only one type of person, such as in the instance of the Virginia Tech massacre, gun control is used as a scapegoat issue. If you own a gun, it will kill your children, even if you go to church. Keeping guns away from your family will solve all your problems.






Gun control is also the act of being able to hit whatever it is you desire to when using said gun in its intended role, and that intended role has nothing to do with being up your ass.
Crackers on average have the best gun control skills. Azns however are quickly catching up. Niggers, and spics have virtually no gun control skills at all, because they hold the fucking gun sideways. They use the quantity not quality principle, expending copious amounts of ammunition while shooting down everyone but their intended target before finally just beating him to death. Pwning in Halo does not mean you have good gun control skillz, that's a tiny little joystick you're using for the game.
Cause of gun control
After an hero named Adam Lanza released all the RAAAAGGGGEEE he had inside by successfully causing a massacre at Sandy Hook Elementary School and killing 20 puny little first-graders, 7 staff members, his mom and himself, it created a lulz-ticking bomb upon Americunt and made the entire nation BAWWWWW as well as making Black Jesus deciding to try establishing gun control as his butthurt reaction. Apparently, Black Jesus thought that making guns illegal would make crime stop and was too fucking brain-raped to remember the 2nd amendment. Then when many people brought it up he's still trying too hard to establish gun control by making guns only for the Jews.
Scientific Documentary regarding Gun Control
Don't listen to Michael Moore, this the straight dope:
Who supports Gun control?
Who owns guns?
- Rambo
- Puh-leez
- Party van
- Your mom
- The one who will be ejected from your cunt
- Government
- First graders
- Gangstaz
- Ushers
- Sikhs
- Bald people
- GI Joe
- Christians
- Chuck Norris
- Anonymous
- Pissed off azns
- George Washington
- Everyone in the CIA
- Barack Obama
- Survivalists
- Not Jews
- Bloods/Crips
- Los Zetas
- The bodyguards of anti-gun politicians and activists
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