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Pathways

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Pathways is a choose-your-own-adventure visual novel propaganda game made by the Ministry of Truth and was supposed to teach young children about radicalization and racism and extremism and all that stupid jazz online and IRL. The game consists of you reading propaganda and picking dialogue to get the "right ending" which is pretty boring.

Of course, any sane person said, "Fuck that shit," and started violently masturbating to one of the supposed antagonists, a cute anti-immigration e-goth girl named Amelia. This, of course, made Amelia the face of the anti-immigration movement and the right wing, so the UK government broke the game so it would no longer load past Amelia's first sequence, and apparently removed her main scenario entirely before taking game down to try (and fail) curb the shitstorm they caused.

TL;DR the UK government fails for the 500th time. lol.

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