MarioMan7890

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You can help by trolling the shit out of them whenever you see them, then laughing at their lulz-inducing theatrics.

	This nigga is an Aspie Please remind him to breathe deeply from the toilet bowl.
	This 90s retroart, vhs anloag horror is so good!!!

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MarioMan7890 and his Happy Merchant-ass grin.

MarioMan7890 (powerword: Samuel Adam) is soyjak.party's house furry and namefag extraordinaire. He affiliates with the NEVER GOON brigade yet is responsible for turning /qa/ (and later /g/eneral threads) into a gradual cesspool of faggotry by hosting most of the /anthro/ threads. He has a pink-and-orange axolotl OC named Avery that he posts crudely amature doodles of wherever he is stinking up the boards just so you know that particular act of faggotry was his doing. Other than Axolotl pussy, he also likes other retarded shit like Battle for Dream Island, Nintendo, soyjaks and everything else sojak.party obsesses over. Despite liking all the same things that Soyteens like, he is still wildly disliked by Soyjak.party except by the Furry following that he has conjured onto the website.

His OC's

Avery

AVERY = infected with GOTIS

You can help by not giving her any attention.

Avery is MarioMan's main OC, and the only one you should really have to care about. She is an axolotl with a pink, orange and red color scheme. One can only image if Avery is actually MarioMan's true and honest fursona, therefore making MarioMan a tranny. Avery possibly takes her name from the right-wing furry icon, Averi Fiddleafox.

Ceaera

MarioMan's second most used OC which is some yellow and green lizard fuck. I can't think of much more to say about this character so hopefully this gallery section will suffice.

Obviously MarioMan didn't draw this one become his art skillz are too sucky.
MarioMan's 3rd most prominent OC
Alternative art style (still not a good one though!)
Picrew art style?

Since all aspie furfags have HUNDREDS of original characters, there are obviously more of MarioMan's OCs, but who honestly gives a fuck.

His Art

His art style is so simplistic that his OCs could be Cartoon Network characters (see: Cal-Arts), but no matter- Copy-and-Pasted stickfigure rage face slop is still wildly popular on the internet, so maybe his drawings make up for it in its comedic value, but it doesn't. We get it. You're trying to be edgy and disassociate yourself from the greater furry fagdom (which is writhe with coomers and Special Snowflake Syndrome), but his comics and personalized image macros pretty much consist of one of his characters just shouting NIGGER!. No plot line, no catch, no punch line. They are only good for the most meager level of shock value.

Gallery

Gallery About missing Pics

Certified Cock Mongler
Aspie face
Mario Man with his pussy.
What an adorable cat! I wonder what his name is?
MarioMan really does look like this!

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MarioNigga7890 is NUTS!
Do not enlarge. Embedded 'p eminent.
ACKveri's pronouns are officially was/were
Welcome to Hyperfurea!
Avery is a tranny CONFIRMED
Avery supports TOTAL NIGGER DEATH!!!!!
Clearly the author's thinly veiled fetish.
Did you know MarioMan used to admire the Columbine Shooters?
Avery and Fredrick remind you to NEVER GOON.
MarioMan knows about this article now; and to nobodies surprise he actually appreciates it.