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[[Image:Howarddeankillskitten.JPG|240px|right|thumb|Howard Dean, killing an innocent kitten for the [[lulz]].]][[Image:Howard_Dean_300.jpg|thumb|...then we're going to [[300|SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!]]]] | [[Image:Howarddeankillskitten.JPG|240px|right|thumb|Howard Dean, killing an innocent kitten for the [[lulz]].]][[Image:Howard_Dean_300.jpg|thumb|...then we're going to [[300|SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!]]]] | ||
'''Howard Dean''' tried to become president of America in 2004, but lost because he | '''Howard Dean''' is [[batshit insane]] [[Democrat]] who tried to become [[God|president of America]] in 2004, but lost in the primaries because people realized that he's even more of an [[Useless|incompetent]] [[lunatic]] than the man he wanted to run against, the one and only ''George "[[Dubya]]" Bush''. | ||
Dean was one of the first politicians to use the [[internets]] in his campaign. | Dean was one of the first politicians to use the [[internets]] in his campaign. All this achieved, however, was to alert users who weren't cocksucking [[fanboys]] to the fact that he has the IQ, diction and looks of an artificially [[retard|retarded]] rhesus monkey and he promptly [[failed]]. | ||
Scientists have found that the Dean's call can be heard from up to seven miles away, and is speculated to be used to attract mates and frighten rivals. Recent findings, however, suggest the call is used mostly to inform other members of the troop where the Dean is going (usually New Hampshire and Idaho). | Scientists have found that the Dean's call of "''BYEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!''" can be heard from up to seven miles away, and is speculated to be used to attract mates and frighten rivals. Recent findings, however, suggest the call is used mostly to inform other members of the troop where the Dean is going (usually New Hampshire and Idaho). | ||
More recently, Dean has shown off his complete and utter incompetence as a government official by falsely claiming that "''[[Disagree|Hate Speech]]''" is not protected by [[Free Speech|the first amendment]] and by peddling crackpot [[conspiracy theories]] about how the [[Weed|Green Party]]'s ''Jill Stein'' was actually a [[Russian]] agent who was planted by ''[[Vladimir Putin]]'' to help ''[[The Donald]]'' "steal" the [[2016 Election]] victory from [[Scandal|scandal-ridden]] [[Jewgold|Wall Street]] [[whore]], proven election-rigger and all-around unpleasant person ''[[Hillary Clinton]]''. | |||
==The original '''BYAAAAAAAAA'''== | ==The original '''BYAAAAAAAAA'''== | ||
Revision as of 18:45, 28 August 2017
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Howard Dean is batshit insane Democrat who tried to become president of America in 2004, but lost in the primaries because people realized that he's even more of an incompetent lunatic than the man he wanted to run against, the one and only George "Dubya" Bush.
Dean was one of the first politicians to use the internets in his campaign. All this achieved, however, was to alert users who weren't cocksucking fanboys to the fact that he has the IQ, diction and looks of an artificially retarded rhesus monkey and he promptly failed.
Scientists have found that the Dean's call of "BYEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!" can be heard from up to seven miles away, and is speculated to be used to attract mates and frighten rivals. Recent findings, however, suggest the call is used mostly to inform other members of the troop where the Dean is going (usually New Hampshire and Idaho).
More recently, Dean has shown off his complete and utter incompetence as a government official by falsely claiming that "Hate Speech" is not protected by the first amendment and by peddling crackpot conspiracy theories about how the Green Party's Jill Stein was actually a Russian agent who was planted by Vladimir Putin to help The Donald "steal" the 2016 Election victory from scandal-ridden Wall Street whore, proven election-rigger and all-around unpleasant person Hillary Clinton.
The original BYAAAAAAAAA
The White House assault
The aftermath
Dave Chapelle's version
See also
External links
| Howard Dean is part of a series on Politics. |
See also: 2012 Elections • 2016 Presidential Elections • 2020 Presidential Elections • 2024 USA Presidential Elections • Internet Politics • PizzaGate • Political communities • Roe v. Wade |
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