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Byron Sonne, a Toronto based [[White Hat]] had been gloating when [[Weev]] got arrested on bogus charges. In Brian's words: | Byron Sonne, a Toronto based [[White knight|White Hat]] had been gloating when [[Weev]] got arrested on bogus charges. In Brian's words: | ||
{{tinyquote|Oh man, pretty sweet! I've been waiting years to see weev eat a dick, and the time has come at last. Maybe there is a god.}} | {{tinyquote|Oh man, pretty sweet! I've been waiting years to see weev eat a dick, and the time has come at last. Maybe there is a god.}} | ||
Revision as of 01:55, 1 September 2017
The G20 conference in Toronto is a C$1.2 Billion false flag operation by the international zionist bankers to turn the tolerant and harmoneous city of Toronto into a police state full of cameras and jack booted paramiltary staff.
G20 summit means more Jew Gold for the Global elite
Twice a year, leaders of the 20 richest countries meet to try to come up with ways to make their citizens work longer hours and spend moar. June 26-27 it was Canada's turn. Rather than do the sensible thing and hold the summit at a military base, IRL Troll Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper decided to hold it in Canada's biggest busiest city, Toronto. Toronto is a city that never votes for Harper's Government. By holding it in Toronto, Harper not only ensured maximum lulz at the difficulty Torontonians will have getting to work during in the days leading to the summit, he also had the pretext he needed to permanently turn Toronto into a jack booted Nazi statelet.
Integrated Gestapo Unit
A paramilitary unit called in Integrated Security Unit (ISU) was formed in Toronto consisting of people who liek wearing uniforms. These uniformed trolls outnumbered the protesters 50 to 1. Their job is to van anyone looking suspicious. A security fence was erected encompassing far more area than was needed. Cameras were placed all around city streets to keep an eye on you. These cameras and the heightened security will remain in Toronto permanently. False flag operations were enacted by the ISU dressed as rioters where they set fire to police cars and smashed the windows of various banks and businesses in the downtown core. In addition to generating plenty of lulz, these false flag operations generate nice photo ops and gave the ISU the justification it needed to conduct mass arrests and raep.
Lake Waistamahtaxes
In addition to money in the pockets of Harper's cronies, a nice fence in the middle of the city, and cameras to permanently keep watch, the 1.2 Billion also bought Torontonians a $1.2 million dollar fake lake, affectionately referred to by Canadians as Lake Waistamahtaxes. This lake was constructed to give the G20 delegates who couldn't attend the G8 conference in Hunstville, the charm of a Northern Ontario town.
ISU derives lulz by tormenting cripples
In addition to considering underaged lolis a threat and rounding them up for detention and finger banging, the ISU also considers cripple people a threat. Consider the story of one John Pruyn, employee with Revenue Canada whom police tore off his artificial limb and told him to hop:
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Valiant Protesters
The protesters fell into 4 distinct camps:
Whiners: The usual suspects included native indians angry about "stolen" land, residential schools or shitty reserves, conveniently forgetting about the billions of dollars that disappears into the black hole that is the reserve system each year. Other whiners include labour unions lead by Sid Ryan who were going off about evil capitalism, banks and themselves.
Tourists: "Hey duuude, let's go check out all that G20 riotzz, bro!" Perhaps the faggiest of the bunch. These guys wanted to come down and see what all the hubbub was about. They can be seen taking pictures in front of burning cars, gathering around news cameras, holding useless dance parties in front of police and generally being douches.
Anarchists: Not so much anarchists as middle class white kids mostly from Queerbec. They enjoy smashing windows, causing trouble and costing the taxpayers millions of dollars. Above all they want to be seen as real tough guys by dressing in black, having mohawks and smashing the windows of coffee shops. Of course when confronted with actual police and given a chance to show how tough they really are, they run like frightened rabbits. Those slow enough to get caught immediately start screaming about "Police brutality!" and how "WE ARE LIVING IN A POLICE STATE!!!" despite the facts that in a real police state these fags would be shot dead rather than released the next day to go crying on the CBC.
Undercover Police: Act exactly like the anarchists above and in fact, they use the anarchists as their personal army. They are recognizable by the fact that their boots are the exact same brand as the boots worn by the police. They are also recognizable by the high tech equipment they carry on their persons. Occasionally they might even pull out police issue batons.
Torontonomo Bay
The ISU constructed a makeshift prison to house the 9001 people they planned to arrest. They used an abandoned theater building in the theater district which they put in chicken cages and a group outhouse that had the doors removed. They made the hippies shit and piss in front of each other, which for the hippies, was simply a typical Sunday night.
The one positive thing to come out of the G20 in Toronto
Byron Sonne, a Toronto based White Hat had been gloating when Weev got arrested on bogus charges. In Brian's words:
Well, Byron got arrested in connection with the Toronto G20 a week later for the following charges:
- Possession of explosives for an unlawful purpose.
- Possession of dangerous weapons.
- Intimidation of a justice system participant by threat.
- Intimidation of a justice system participant by watch and beset.
- Mischief.
- Attempted mischief.
Weev is out on bail but Byron is still in prison. It turned out that the police were fed up with Byron's shenanigans of probing the security fence.
In other news, Byron's ugly common-law wife also got arrested but her anti-lulz parents bailed her out.[1]
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