Albania

This race needs a serious clean up Somebody should do something about it.

White: Stolen land. Green: Land that will be stolen soon.

Albanians choose the most wise of them for leader every decade.

Typical Albanian couple.

Say wha?

Albania a.k.a. "black person" a.k.a. "New Zwaziland" or "Mexico Of Europe" is sand nigger nation in Balkans. Albanians (in Albanian: Shiptars - referring to the "shit eating retards" custom of the Illyrians, a people the Albanians exterminated long ago) are multitalented people, adept at a multitude of professions: prostitution/sex slavery, drug trafficking, general crime and more prostitution. They often claim descent (since, at least, Hoxha's communist dictatorship) from the Atlanteans and occasionally Illyrians, a gang of Adriatic butt-pirates who lived with the Celts, ancestors of modern alcoholics, until the latter told them to GTFO to the western Balkans (both later got pwnt by the Romans). They are also adept at war through relentless immigration. Albanians are often claimed as the only "people" north of Antarctica not filled with a burning hate for Americans. In fact, they love Americans so much as to borrow their watches as souvenirs.

Albanians are in a few words. THE most ancient Europeans. Any Greek/Serb/ Other Albanian who changes the shit on this page can go suck a dick. Pussy ass Greeks posting shit about Albania and they're too scared to put their named down. my name's on here, come and find me you pussy ass jits.

Culture

Currently Albania is a vigorous supporter of Kosovo's Independence, because countries living on American welfare and having the lowest GDP in Europe, must be best buddies. The only difference between Albanians and Mexicans, is that Mexicans work and smell better.

The only famous Albanian the world can think of is Mother Theresa, who - ironically enough - is the only Christian Albanian since the 15th century, as the rest of them have adopted Islam since they became the Turks' bitches - an event they still take pride in.

However, TOW's list of famous Albanians [1] clearly shows that there are actually 2 of Albanians who are scientists and 4 of them who are doctors. Great!

Famed murderer and rapist Hashim Thaci is Albania's hero. In order to promote such virtues, Albanians have recently signed OJ Simpson as ambassador to Kosovo.

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  Albanians entering Kosovo.
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  Albanians leaving Kosovo.

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  Albania's best of the best coming home from the war in Kosovo.
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  Albanian soldiers are reunited with their families after the Kosovo war.

Albanians borrowing typical Texan farmer's watch.

Nigga know tehnology.

Albanians think they are from Atlantis

See Also

• Europe
• Greece
• Islam
• Kosovo