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Revision as of 18:00, 27 April 2013






Gun control (or "guh control" if you're a nigger) the act of restricting guns to only one type of person, such as in the instance of the Virginia Tech massacre, gun control is used as a scapegoat issue. If you own a gun, it will kill your children, even if you go to church. Keeping guns away from your family will solve all your problems.



Gun control is also the act of being able to hit whatever it is you desire as long as you're Jewish.
Crackers on average have the best gun control skills. Azns however are quickly catching up. Niggers, and spics have virtually no gun control skills at all, because they hold the fucking gun sideways. They use the quantity not quality principle, expending copious amounts of ammunition while shooting down everyone but their intended target before finally just beating him to death. Pwning in Halo does not mean you have good gun control skillz, that's a tiny little joystick you're using for the game.
Cause of Gun Control



After an hero named Adam Lanza released all the RAAAAGGGGEEE he had inside by successfully causing a massacre at Sandy Hook Elementary School and killing 20 puny little first-graders, 7 staff members, his mom and himself, it created a lulz-ticking bomb upon Americunt and made the entire nation BAWWWWW as well as making Black Jesus deciding to try establishing gun control as his butthurt reaction. Apparently, Black Jesus thought that making guns illegal would make crime stop and was too fucking brain-raped to remember the 2nd amendment. Then when many people brought it up he's still trying too hard to establish gun control by making guns only for the Jews.
Who Supports Gun Control?
- Nazis
- Jews (paradoxically)
- Freedom haters
- Leftarded baby killers
- Mothers for dead babies and getting robbed
- Terrorists
- Pinkos
- Bald people
- Britfags
- Communists
- Japan
- Aspies
- Scandinavia
- People who want to save emos from themselves
Who Owns Guns?


- Rambo
- Puh-leez
- FBI
- Your mom
- The one who will be ejected from your cunt
- Government
- First graders
- Gangstaz
- Ushers
- Sikhs
- Bald people
- GI Joe
- Christians
- Chuck Norris
- Anonymous
- Pissed off azns
- George Washington
- Everyone in the CIA
- Barack Obama
- Survivalists
- Not Jews
- Bloods/Crips
- Los Zetas
- The bodyguards of anti-gun politicians and activists
Other Things to Do Than Shooting

- Stabbing
- Playing violent games like GTA and Call of Duty
- Stealing a military tank and attacking the city
- Running people over in a car with really fast driving to the max
- Baseball bat abuse
- Cutting one's nipples off
- Castration
- Move to a different country
- Become a Jew
- Tossing stuff like vehicles at people (unless you're too much of a fuckin' wimp and you can't lift something with really small weight)
- Grenades
BombsAs of April 15th 2013, it won't work due to the Boston TNT Party.- KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!
- Death metal listening
- Deathcore listening
- Over 9,000 more are available, including killing yourself!
Era of Gun Control
| ERA: | GUN CONTROL WAS ONLY FOR: |
|---|---|
| 1790's-1820's | French Revolutionists, britfags, and all armies |
| 1910's | Germans who abused it and pwnt Americunts by fucking up their Lusitania |
| 1920's | |
| 1930's | Rednecks, all crackers, KKK |
| 1940's | Nazis, Japs, Britfags, Americunts, Franklin Roosevelt |
| 1950's | Beatniks, John F. Kennedy, crackers, Freedom Riders |
| 1960's | Hippies, Martin Luther King Junior, niggerz |
| 1970's | Disco, metalfaggots, afrofags, punx |
| 1980's | New Romantics, glamfags, |
| 1990's | Grunge, wiggers, nu metal kids, sand niggers (which caused 9/11) |
| 2000's | The government |
| Since December 14th 2012 | KIKES ONLY!!!! |
Videos
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Gallery Control
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Goth control!!!
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LET HIM BEAR ARMS YOU GOVERNMENT FAGGOTS
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DIE BLACK JESUS! -- Sincerely, Black Judas
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Peter Griffin's view on gun control
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WHO DA KILLA?
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That's why stabbing is legal!
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The best thing!
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ADAM LANZA
See Also
- Sandy Hook Elementary Massacre
- Colorado Theatre Shooting
- Gun
- Conspiracy
- Black Jesus
- Drama
- Bill of Rights
- Murder
- Reaction guy
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