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'''Filthy Frank''' ([[Powerword|Powerword]]:George "Joji" Miller) is an Australian-Japanese YouTuber who goes out of his way to be offensive. He is, for all intents and purposes, all the cancer of /b/ in one | '''Filthy Frank''' ([[Powerword|Powerword]]:George "Joji" Miller) is an Australian-Japanese YouTuber who goes out of his way to be offensive. He is, for all intents and purposes, all the cancer of /b/ in one filthy, vulgar, horrifyingly lulzy channel. | ||
His fans are pretty much all /b/tards and creeps. He absolutely disgusts [[Weeaboos|Weeaboos]] for bastardizing Japanese culture. He knows how fucking filthy his channel is, and admits his channel is full of disgusting shit. | His fans are pretty much all /b/tards and creeps. He absolutely disgusts [[Weeaboos|Weeaboos]] for bastardizing Japanese culture. He knows how fucking filthy his channel is, and admits his channel is full of disgusting shit. | ||
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Fast forward a couple of years and Filthy Frank now aims to be the 'embodiment of everything a person should not be' via offensive opinions, raps about butthurt commenters, screaming at people in public and just plain awfulness. He does all this on his main channel, TVFilthyFrank, where the rage of feminazis and SJW asspies flows freely. | Fast forward a couple of years and Filthy Frank now aims to be the 'embodiment of everything a person should not be' via offensive opinions, raps about butthurt commenters, screaming at people in public and just plain awfulness. He does all this on his main channel, TVFilthyFrank, where the rage of feminazis and SJW asspies flows freely. | ||
He | He speaks fluent Japanese and actually went to college in Japan. He jumps between living there or in Brooklyn, NY. His experience in Japan enrages the Weeaboos who stumble across his channel, as he constantly reminds them they would (still) be considered freaks and losers if they ever moved there. | ||
== Harlem Shake == | == Harlem Shake == | ||
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When Filthy Frank created the Harlem Shake, his rice fields were rustled by an influx of teenagers who subscribed to his already filthy channel. | When Filthy Frank created the Harlem Shake, his rice fields were rustled by an influx of teenagers who subscribed to his already filthy channel. | ||
To cleanse his channel of this cancer, the next video he made contained some fat ghetto booty and featured Santa Claus' retarded [[Satan Claus|brother]]. | To cleanse his channel of this cancer, the next video he made contained some fat ghetto booty and featured Santa Claus' retarded [[Satan Claus|brother]]. | ||
Surprisingly, there was enough distilled autism in this video to cleanse his channel of the pizza faces, returning the filth levels in | Surprisingly, there was enough distilled autism in this video to cleanse his channel of the pizza faces, returning the filth levels in Frank's rice fields back to an acceptable level. | ||
==Characters== | ==Characters== | ||
There are few humans in the Filthy Frank universe, due to the apocalyptic event brought on by Chin-Chin that resulted in most people becoming "Lycras" - people who seemingly have lycra skin. | |||
[[ | [[Cancer|Filthy Frank]]: Also called Papa Franku, he is of course the main character of this filthy freak show. He was a happy kid for a long time until one day the Dark Lord Chin Chin brought about the Chinpocalypse, turning most of Earth's population into freakish, lycra -clad retards. Frank is a half [[Weeaboo|Japanese]] half [[Aborigine|Australian]] acne-ridden "teenager" (despite claiming he is 54 years old). He wears a [[manchild|dirty blue shirt]] in all his videos, and sometimes, no pants. | ||
[[ | [[Retard|Pink Guy]]: One of the most well know characters in the entire series. He speaks in broken English and usually claims he has cancer. He refers to Frank as "b0ss". His rapping ability is second-to-none, although to everyone but himself he seems to be constantly spouting gibberish and convulsing on the floor. He is Frank's most trusted friend, and has been asked to do everything from collect [[Cum|Almond Milk]] from a grocery store to warning civilians of Chin Chin's return. When faced with confrontation, he often breaks into dance, to confuse and frighten his opponents. He is a Lycra with a pink skin. | ||
[[Gay|Salamander Man]]: | [[Gay|Salamander Man]]: Another Lycra, Salamander Man is seemingly a deviant homosexual. He was born from the nipples of Pink Guy. He has a white lycra bodysuit and a "Salamander" hat on. He is almost always rubbing his nipples and screaming "NYESSSS". It is unknown how long he has been doing this, but we can assume he has lost all sensitivity in his nipples from prolonged rubbing. He is also a skilled flute player, playing the flute with his nose. Despite only saying NYESSSSSS and sometimes no, he can still communicate and be understood by all of the characters in the universe. | ||
[[Dragonball Z|Lemon Guy]]: A | [[Dragonball Z|Lemon Guy]]: A mutated Lycra-lemon crossbreed, he is one of the few Lycras that can communicate in English. He rarely talks but when he does, he says shit like "Oh yeah man dats some dank [[Weed|kush]]" and "caaaaann somebody gibe de pusi b0ss?" He has the ability to produce weaponized lemons, however he | ||
[[ | [[Azn|Safari Man]]: The stereotypical Japanese tourist, he is a creepy pervert obsessed with breasts, ass and pubic hair. He has done a few Japanese 101 lessons and features frequently in Frank's videos. Despite being obviously retarded, he does have a unique ability. He can spot spies from Chin Chin's realm. This assists the gang in the video "PINK GUY COOKS TAOYAKI AND RAPS" when he identifies Creepy Guy as Chin Chin in disguise. | ||
[[Friendzone|Dick]]: Santa's brother, he's a lady's man who sings about not getting any pussy, he also suffers from [[AIDS|an unknown disease he got after having sex]] with a[[transvestite|woman.]] | [[Friendzone|Dick]]: Santa's brother, he's a lady's man who sings about not getting any pussy, he also suffers from [[AIDS|an unknown disease he got after having sex]] with a[[transvestite|woman.]] | ||
[[God|Chin Chin]]: Also known as [[Harry Potter|The Dark Lord]], he is a mysterious god that everybody in the series worships. He relies heavily on [[wut|sacrifices of chromosomes]] everyday. He kidnapped Salamander Man when Frank forgot to give him his chromosomes. He screams [[penis|ORE WA OCHINCHIN GA DAISUKI NANDAYO!]] and can only talk that way. His eyes are also sewn shut, so he drew fake eyes over them. [[Pwned|Had his back broken by Prometheus.]] | [[God|Chin Chin]]: Also known as [[Harry Potter|The Dark Lord]], he is a mysterious god that everybody in the series worships. He relies heavily on [[wut|sacrifices of chromosomes]] everyday. He kidnapped Salamander Man when Frank forgot to give him his chromosomes. He screams [[penis|ORE WA OCHINCHIN GA DAISUKI NANDAYO!]] and can only talk that way. His eyes are also sewn shut, so he drew fake eyes over them. [[Pwned|Had his back broken by Prometheus.]] | ||
[[Penis|Red Dick]]: Pink Guy's brother. He is a Japanese creature who speaks very little English and Broken Japanese. He has a habit of eating almost [[kirby|everything]]. Toilet paper, Wasabi, poisonous fruit, you name it and he'll eat it, he [[win|apparently created a god too.]] | [[Penis|Red Dick]]: Pink Guy's brother. He is a Japanese creature who speaks very little English and Broken Japanese. He has a habit of eating almost [[kirby|everything]]. Toilet paper, Wasabi, poisonous fruit, you name it and he'll eat it, he [[win|apparently created a god too.]] | ||
Revision as of 09:48, 26 November 2014
Filthy Frank (Powerword:George "Joji" Miller) is an Australian-Japanese YouTuber who goes out of his way to be offensive. He is, for all intents and purposes, all the cancer of /b/ in one filthy, vulgar, horrifyingly lulzy channel. His fans are pretty much all /b/tards and creeps. He absolutely disgusts Weeaboos for bastardizing Japanese culture. He knows how fucking filthy his channel is, and admits his channel is full of disgusting shit.
Biography
On June 15, 2008, Miller created his channel, 'DizastaMusic' and thus a new cancerous tumor was born. Under the mask of his (we hope) alter ego 'Filthy Frank', he uploaded rants, sketches and raps on a variety of colourful subjects such as 'First day of school' and 'Black People Don't Let Me Freestyle'.
The character 'Filthy Frank' was born out of a video where Miller talks about explosive diarrhea. The video was apparently uploaded out of a bet. If the clip got over 10,000 views, Miller would be able to punch a friend in the nuts as hard as he could. The video did indeed reach over 10,000 views and we can only assume he friend's balls are no more.
Fast forward a couple of years and Filthy Frank now aims to be the 'embodiment of everything a person should not be' via offensive opinions, raps about butthurt commenters, screaming at people in public and just plain awfulness. He does all this on his main channel, TVFilthyFrank, where the rage of feminazis and SJW asspies flows freely.
He speaks fluent Japanese and actually went to college in Japan. He jumps between living there or in Brooklyn, NY. His experience in Japan enrages the Weeaboos who stumble across his channel, as he constantly reminds them they would (still) be considered freaks and losers if they ever moved there.
Harlem Shake
When Filthy Frank created the Harlem Shake, his rice fields were rustled by an influx of teenagers who subscribed to his already filthy channel. To cleanse his channel of this cancer, the next video he made contained some fat ghetto booty and featured Santa Claus' retarded brother. Surprisingly, there was enough distilled autism in this video to cleanse his channel of the pizza faces, returning the filth levels in Frank's rice fields back to an acceptable level.
Characters
There are few humans in the Filthy Frank universe, due to the apocalyptic event brought on by Chin-Chin that resulted in most people becoming "Lycras" - people who seemingly have lycra skin.
Filthy Frank: Also called Papa Franku, he is of course the main character of this filthy freak show. He was a happy kid for a long time until one day the Dark Lord Chin Chin brought about the Chinpocalypse, turning most of Earth's population into freakish, lycra -clad retards. Frank is a half Japanese half Australian acne-ridden "teenager" (despite claiming he is 54 years old). He wears a dirty blue shirt in all his videos, and sometimes, no pants.
Pink Guy: One of the most well know characters in the entire series. He speaks in broken English and usually claims he has cancer. He refers to Frank as "b0ss". His rapping ability is second-to-none, although to everyone but himself he seems to be constantly spouting gibberish and convulsing on the floor. He is Frank's most trusted friend, and has been asked to do everything from collect Almond Milk from a grocery store to warning civilians of Chin Chin's return. When faced with confrontation, he often breaks into dance, to confuse and frighten his opponents. He is a Lycra with a pink skin.
Salamander Man: Another Lycra, Salamander Man is seemingly a deviant homosexual. He was born from the nipples of Pink Guy. He has a white lycra bodysuit and a "Salamander" hat on. He is almost always rubbing his nipples and screaming "NYESSSS". It is unknown how long he has been doing this, but we can assume he has lost all sensitivity in his nipples from prolonged rubbing. He is also a skilled flute player, playing the flute with his nose. Despite only saying NYESSSSSS and sometimes no, he can still communicate and be understood by all of the characters in the universe.
Lemon Guy: A mutated Lycra-lemon crossbreed, he is one of the few Lycras that can communicate in English. He rarely talks but when he does, he says shit like "Oh yeah man dats some dank kush" and "caaaaann somebody gibe de pusi b0ss?" He has the ability to produce weaponized lemons, however he
Safari Man: The stereotypical Japanese tourist, he is a creepy pervert obsessed with breasts, ass and pubic hair. He has done a few Japanese 101 lessons and features frequently in Frank's videos. Despite being obviously retarded, he does have a unique ability. He can spot spies from Chin Chin's realm. This assists the gang in the video "PINK GUY COOKS TAOYAKI AND RAPS" when he identifies Creepy Guy as Chin Chin in disguise.
Dick: Santa's brother, he's a lady's man who sings about not getting any pussy, he also suffers from an unknown disease he got after having sex with awoman.
Chin Chin: Also known as The Dark Lord, he is a mysterious god that everybody in the series worships. He relies heavily on sacrifices of chromosomes everyday. He kidnapped Salamander Man when Frank forgot to give him his chromosomes. He screams ORE WA OCHINCHIN GA DAISUKI NANDAYO! and can only talk that way. His eyes are also sewn shut, so he drew fake eyes over them. Had his back broken by Prometheus.
Red Dick: Pink Guy's brother. He is a Japanese creature who speaks very little English and Broken Japanese. He has a habit of eating almost everything. Toilet paper, Wasabi, poisonous fruit, you name it and he'll eat it, he apparently created a god too.
Prometheus: A god who was created by Red Dick. He is a big huge muscular man in panties and can kill anybody by simply throwing a trash can at them. He's also one of the few white people in the entire series too. He broke the backs of Chin Chin and Pink Guy when Red Dick lost a Rock, Paper, Scissors match with Pink Guy, which followed by Pink Guy summoning Chin Chin.
Mr. Negi: An autistic root who has a tendency of dying and coming back as a new Mr. Negi. He never talks but can beat the shit out somebody with a leek.
Dr. Trill: A therapist who forced Frank out of his apartment when his faggot-ass neighbors whined about noise from his show, also the son of Frank apparently.
Dad: The dad of everybody in the entire series, even Chin Chin. He's an autistic, scrawny, bald man who can't talk and acts like a total asspie everywhere he goes. Loves to vomit up chocolate on people and scream.
Mr. Magic Man: A blind magician who is Frank's biggest enemy and a supposed brother of Chin Chin, he brought the meme epidemic to Frank's apartment one day.
Hurshey's Kiss: A morbidly obese faggot who dresses up like a Hershey's Kiss, he also Has a tinfoil hat on.
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