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STOP RIGHT THERE, FAGGOT! ED does NOT need a huge list of absolute nobodies, nor does it give a shit about the fact you tweet shit with #GamerGate in it 700 times a day or that someone once took a screencap of something you said to Jonathan McIntosh and posted it on r/KotakuInAction because it was "LOL SO FUNNY!!1!11". Rather than shamelessly self-promotion yourself all over to this site in an attempt to become internet famous, how about you read about even bigger faggots like TotalBiscuit and Boogie2988. And while you're at it, how about just killing yourself altogether? |
This is a list of people on the wrong side of history and GamerGate.
The shitstorm that is GamerGate attracted hordes of fat losers (Read: Gamers) to it like flies to shit in a pathetic attempt to become internet famous. This quest comes in the forum of boring videos, poorly written articles and video streams where they all host one another and circlejerk which last 9 fucking hours each and no one with a life would bother watching, which, luckily for them, doesn't include anyone who supports GamerGate.
None of these people are important enough to even have their own Encyclopedia Dramatica article.
Big players
MisterMetokur
James O'Shaughnessy of Forest Lake, Minnesota is the architect behind it all who still lives at home. Under the names Jim81Jim and GamesGoodMeBad he used to make shitty videos about Spax3 and Juggalos before realizing that he was just as balls to the wall retarded as spax and people liking Insane Clown Posse. His channel was thankfully shut down and nothing of value was lost, as nobody even cared to back up his videos, including the retard himself. Jim also has a love for Asian women, but despite their cheapness and Jim's parents wealth he still hasen't fucked any. In fact he hasn't fucked anyone, ever and never will. This would explain his hatred for women and why we can expect this gentleman to be the next supreme one. Used to be a member of METOKUR until being kicked out by John Flanagan, an equally disgusting sperg who went from an edge-master to regular SJW, and became a Youtube commenter under the name AlexAtAlexIsAlex for a few months until coming back to make more horrible videos under the name InternetAristocrat. For a year he made sure to regularly upload unfunny boring videos until GamerGate occurred. After getting doxxed and being made fun of by his only fans over at /pol/, he left the internet again for 5 months until becoming MisterMetokur.
Article written about how he's somehow the luckiest man alive for owning an air conditioner
Also has a large amount of not-yet discovered accounts on Youtube and different websites. Mostly unknown because even he realizes how cringeworthy they are and will not mention them.
- SirJimbo
- MidLifeJim
- AlexAtAlexIsAlex
- AlexIsAlex
- KingAlexander69
- JimJimThe81st
- SteveJobsGhost
- GamingInMinnesota
- TheTerribleLPer
- SuzyScales
- GhostingPuppets
- InternetAutistocrat
- Haberhass
- Double Decade Gamer
- TimeForSomeTism
- TheDinnerDates
- LizTaylorsGhost
- Ghost of Jim81Jim
- AIAlbert
- Mij18Mij
- 8844alexander
- JustJim
- MisterMetokur - His current channel
- XenoJim
- Jim81JimReturns
- Wawawhopsie
- TheInternetCriminal
- James Semaj
- h8g765ro0gjn8
- FurryPandaemonium
- NintendosAdvocate2
- BullshitForums
UPDATE: Jim randomly decided to go back and delete a bunch of these after about 3 years of not using them. The timing of this article and when he deleted them is not suspicious at all.
His idea of a fun friday is making prank calls. What a loser. Here is an episode of his "epic" prank calls with some of his friends.
His next video has been "Going to be ready next monday" for the past 2 months.
He can currently be found steaming audio of his cold-blooded meatpipe slamming into mongoloid sexbot Jay3dfox (Jem Mee Lee) to SEVERAL DOZEN PEOPLE because his parents finally bought him a an Asian girlfriend of his own.
Recently he has left the revolt due to being disappointed that not enough people were bombing anti-GGers' houses or beheading them in public. We shit you not.
—Jim before every video | ||
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Since ragequiting teh youtubez he makes videos with blackfacekermit and marc0. Here is the three of them failing at uno.
Sargon of Akkad
Carl Benjamin is an MRA who hates women with a passion, which why is this British faggot haven't gotten laid. Ever.
Records his shows with a tinfoil hat on and does "research" by looking shit up on Google and then coming to the conclusion that everything is part of a government, feminist conspiracy. Occasionally he invites feminists hoebags to his "show" and has his ass handed to him by them.
When he isn't making videos about how DARPA is out to get him, he makes a weekly video where he reads an internet article and yells at it.
Wants to fuck Christina Hoff Sommers.
When he isn't busy being a loser on YouTube, he actively begs for money for his shitty Kickstarter game Necromancer. A game that will never actually be released as Carl and The Rejects already took the money and abandoned the project, much like the projects abandoned these virgins.
The trio of gay
The game looks like the original Diablo in the lowest resolution and with a staggering 11 frames per second. It is supposed to be some kind of multiplayer tower defense game, where you can compete against a total of one opponent. One would believe that the reason for this is that Carl doesn't have any friends except his mom, but in reality it is because of the crysis3-like graphics that no computer will be able to handle more than two characters.
Mundane Matt
Commentator on the whole. Doesn't have any influence. The most boring person you will ever listen to. Gets butthurt over stupid bullshit every two days and cries about it on youtube which is his meal ticket when he isn't already using food stamps. Every single video is one semi-relevant image with him bitching for 40 minutes.
So poor he records the audio for his shows on a cellphone in his car. Once tried to start a Let's Play channel, but since he is most boring person ever, it did poorly and most videos only have views in the double digits.
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KingofPol
Bryan Dunn is was the typical GamerGate supporter. Ugly, single, overweight, uneducated and a neckbearded perma-virgin still living at home. During a stream this unlovable spic started crying like the little bitch that he is, after hitting on and being rejected by every girl on the GamerGate side (which is sad considering how ugly they all are) and then broke his keyboard. He cried for hours on end how he will never score and why he is still single, and how much he wants to fuck any women, but mostly the Boxxy look-a-like Shoe0nhead, as a dimwitted bimbo is perfect for his level of maturity. That was one stream he didn't upload, but everyone who was there to listen to it still makes fun of him.
He is also a complete conspiracy tard, who believes in anything from reptilians to a faked moon landing to fucking chemtrails. And you wonder why nobody takes GamerGate seriously?
—KoP finally being truthful for once | ||
Recently he solidified himself as king of sperg of GG when, shortly after saying that the Holocaust didn't happen, he said that he got his hands on a screencap post by Nick Denton given to him by Totilo himself where Nick talks about paying people to shill on 8chan and twitter. This was obviously not fucking true and he rushed out the door to post it without bothering to confirm, exposing himself as a giant retard yet again.
—HotWheels, Talking about Bryan | ||
The IA stream where KOP shows how batshit he is
RogueStarGamez
Slade Villena is a former employee at Zynga, known for making the most casual of casual Facebook games, so it would only make sense if someone who used to develop Farmville were to proclaim being the leader of GamerGate. After being fired for spying on people, Slade wrote an angry reddit post. After getting shit-canned Slade decided he was going to make a Kickstarter. He actually managed his target goal of $12,000 for a shitty space shooter, that has oddly enough never won anything. He used his contact at Penny Arcade to promote the game. After successfully begging for money, Slade had the idea of trying again but this opting for a higher goal. This didn't work out as he forgot to talk to his "friends" so they could promote the game for him, so when he asked for a whopping $189,999 all he got was $1,117. So the project has been canceled until he gets famous enough from GamerGate to make people donate.
Lately he was caught telling people to hack Zoe Quinn despite all her shit already being out there, then he tried to get people to e-mail Vox, but nobody cared. Recently he was interviewed by The Escapist but it was quickly taken down, as they realized there was no point in wasting bandwidth on a complete nobody.
In short, he keeps making an ass of himself and everyone in GamerGate wishes he would just go away but he refuses because he hasn't become internet famous yet.
—-Slade | ||
Finally rage-quit GamerGate after getting sick of being called a faggot.
Have fun in obscurity, loser
Christina Hoff Sommers
Christina Hoff Sommers, called CHS by people too lazy to type and "Based Mom" by losers on the internet with a granny/S&M fetish for her, is a men's right activist who infiltrated the feminist movement by pretending to be one of them and then spent years trying to tear them down from the inside. She later joined GamerGate because bingo night at the retirement home was getting boring.
One time, 50 years ago, when she was in her mid-40's, she wrote a mediocre book that nobody cared about and ever since has been living off the royalties and waiting to die of old age.
Minor players
NEET LIFE
Aka. Socks aka. Rinaxas aka Carina Vossos is a fat, depressed land-whale who does nothing but sit on her fat ass all day and tweet about shit. Once and awhile she actually makes a video, when she isn't busy shilling Diablo 3 and rubbing her clit to all the free money she got from retards who donated to her. Her hair has already turned grey from living such a hard life. Is so hideous she had to travel to Texas to find a inbred redneck dumb enough to fuck her. Was told by the Australian government that soliciting money from donations to buy the World of Warcraft expansion was illegal, so she shut down her gofundme campaign, and had to find another way to make money, that didn't involve getting an actual job.
—Rina | ||
Camera Lady
Fat, autistic lesbian and stalker. Only got into GamerGate to sexually harass all the chicks. If you meet her, protect your vagina.
Lo-Ping
Furfag that manages to be everywhere while barely contributing shit. Occasionally appears on streams to spread his furfaggotary and makes YouTube video's that nobody cares about. Chose the avatar of a panda as even if he was the last male on earth no woman would let him inside, even if it meant the survival of the species.
theHat2
Thinks he's important because he mods "Kotaku in Action" on reddit, hosts live streams about GamerGate and makes Tumblr in Action podcasts. Bases his entire internet persona around a hat that he's probably done some pretty questionable things to. This faggot isn't good for anything except feeding his own stupidly large ego when he's not jerking off to Mundane Matt videos.
Shoe0nhead
A boxxy wannabe with even less common sense, a bigger ego and a free-for-all pussy, who occasionally makes uninteresting videos with some of the worst editing you have ever seen. No one likes her or cares about her but they still treat her nice because they feel guilty for fapping to her pictures all the time.
Most people found her to be very attractive until they found out she's a coalburner. That's right, the race traitor herself is getting her anus plowed out by niggers 24/7 when not on cam, and probably a good bit of time on cam when not on youtube. After this people tried to repent for fapping to her by becoming trannies who ironically also got pounded in the ass by black men, in the same room as shoe0nhead by the same nigger (because all niggers are gay.)
RevueMage/Steve Sawyer
Last Thursday Nigra Steve decided to jump the bandwagon that is GamerGate, in order to do like the SJW's these losers are fighting and cash in on some of that delicious nerd money.
When he was done with stealing, like all niglets do, he forced a white ho to stay at her apartment, as he is too fucking stupid to find a place of his own. When the whore didn't want this unbathed slob in her apartment no more, nigger became defensive. They had known each other for a total of 3 days. The woman was also getting worried about all the stereos that this thief brought home. So when she brought home some of her AZN hooker friends, Steve became upset as he couldn't afford the 5 dorrah for them. So he videotaped them and shared that shit, so he could fap to them while crying in the bathroom. And now he is not allowed within 100 yards of the whore he seduced with his rapedrugs.
See Also
Pro-GG faggots with their own article:
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