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Revision as of 22:31, 26 June 2016
Brexit is the righteous, democratic vote of millions of people deciding that they don't want their country being run by libtards and jews in the corrupt (((European Union))). Despite nations leaving the EU being an unprecedented phenomenon, the media lied about that it would ruin Britain and the global economy forever and tried to get everyone to vote Remain, so that the British people can still be controlled by pandering globalists.
History has proven time and time again that Britain can survive on its own, while other countries fester and get taken over by mudslimes. Before joining the EU, British people had many events to be proud of, including being on the winning side of WW2 and showing those pesky krauts who's boss. They colonialised Australia, Africa and many other countries and changing them to not being a complete shithole, climbed the highest mountains, generated much wealth, and possessed history's largest empire.
None of these things could possibly be accomplished with all European peoples collectively squabbling for attention and recognition. The British people were being told time and time again that things like sovereignty and national pride shouldn't matter in 2026 and should instead care about irrelevant subjects like refugees and trannies.
When Britain decided that enough is enough, the non-EU world rejoiced as a once proud and successful country broke the shackles of the EU and began its path of not allowing itself to turn to shit, like Turkey, Romania and Poland. Many other countries such as the Netherlands, France and Italy have also spoken out, saying that the referendum has been a historic day for freedom and democracy, and are slowly getting out of the mindset that they are just a small fish in the big, polluted sea that is the EU.
Even future president Donald Trump congratulated the Brits in their day of independence.
History of Britain before the EU
Britain was a force to be reckoned with before the EU. They were on the winning side of both world wars, colonialized 1/3 of the world and set up Governments in places where poverty was rife. India is now able to govern itself thanks to Britain, and can perform many important roles, like technical assistance phone operators.
After being tricked by Europeans who wanted in on the action, they agreed to join the EU, believing that they would be able to keep valuable assets like nationalism, strength and control. Instead it brought liberalism and multiculturalism to the island, thus allowing millions of people to come to the UK to have free healthcare and live off benefits in mansions.
As time moved on, the will of the people was gradually ground down to dust, and believed that there was no way of controlling things such as borders, the economy and law.
During the EU
Nothing of interest really happened, besides a load of immigrants being allowed to enter Britain and "coincidentally", the crime rate skyrocketed.
The run up to the vote
The British people were drowned in propaganda and advice from people who only care about profits and don't give a shit if the UK goes brown. The polls had said that a Remain vote was certain, and the British people would be controlled once more. Even on the day, the eventual savior of Britain had admitted that the opposition was just too heavy for them to defeat, and expected a Remain vote.
The Day of Independence
After rejecting the advice of globalists and zionist big businesses, the people of Britain decided to take back what they deserved and left the sinking ship of the EU. Ragequitting like a 13 year old, David Cameron announced that he would resign, as he knew that he wouldn't be able to take bribes from big business if he couldn't control the people. As was completely expected, the pound fell in value, opening the doorway to an increase in exports and not having to be held back by EU rules. The economy of the world also fell as well, as the Jews had expected to carry on controlling the Brits, and didn't bother to make a backup plan if this failed.
The old Bait and Switch
Hilariously, almost all of Scotland had voted to leave, showing their complete disregard to its once proud history. Angered that they had voted to stay in the UK, but democracy had happened, they are now threatening the leave the UK, despite the fact that no-one cares anymore.
They haven't realised yet that due to the slow bureaucracy of the EU, it will take them many years to get back in the EU, as currently they are classed as out.
There is also less of a chance of Scotland leaving the UK but staying in the EU, as this would mean that other countries can break away from each other. In other words, Spain will likely veto this as it would give Catalonia a chance of breaking away from Spain.
Northern Ireland had also largely voted remain, with the rest of Ireland thinking it might have a chance to take it over, but this is been ruled out and N. Ireland will stay with the UK.
Additionally, Gibraltar had voted remain (likely due to the fact that most of the people are Spanish), which is surprising because many people had forgotten that it even exists and was part of the UK in the first place. Like Ireland, Spain has made a vain attempt to take over Gibraltar, but will likely back down because no-one wants another Falklands War.
The liberal crybabies
For the first time in their life, many liberals actually experienced something not going their way, and promptly went apeshit. Some shouted that this was a fix, and other shouted that every leave voted was a racist, despite there being many other reasons for leaving the EU. Others have even gone as far to demand a revote, and parliament will have to waste time on this:
https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/131215
If you ever need evidence of liberals being bad losers, here it is.
Fun facts
- On the media, if you support Brexit, you're a xenophobe
- In real life, if you support staying in, you're a cuck
Great British Gallery
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See Also
- European Union
- Cameron, David "Dave"
- Farage, Nigel
- GET OUT
- Great Britain
- Johnson, Boris
- Rapefugees - the propaganda gift from God (not Allah)
- "Scotland", so-called - perhaps not 'so-called' for much longer
- United Kingdom
External Links
#brexit- PostRefRacism - Updates on jubilant Britons IRL trolling minorities who aren't even from the EU
- "This Is What You Have Done, Brexit" - your go-to tumblr for liberal anguish, failing to realise that Brexiters will respond: "Good."
- George Soros ✡ makes billions overnight by betting on a post-Brexit stock market disaster