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'''Shinzo Abe''' (or '''安倍 晋三''' in [[Moonspeak|Moonrunes]]) was the former prime minister of [[Japan]] whose public [[pwn|pwnage]] via homemade pirate gun shocked the nation. The assailant, part of the most populous demographic of Japan, was a 40 year old [[NEET]] [[virgin]] named Tetsuya Yamagami. The former prime minister earned the ire of [[autistic]] [[r9k|kissless and hugless]] [[anime]] watchers across Japan after telling them such things as "get a job instead of jerking off to [[Lucky Star]] characters all day" and "have some goddamn kids to counteract our diminishing birth rate". The [[assassination]] of Shinzo Abe is the most action Japan in politics has seen in 70 years. [[Otoya Yamaguchi]] sliced open some [[leftard]] [[Budd Dwyer|live on TV]] then followed the bushido way by becoming [[an hero]]. | |||
'''Shinzo Abe''' (or '''安倍 晋三''' in [[Moonspeak|Moonrunes]]) was the former prime minister of [[Japan]] whose public [[pwn|pwnage]] via homemade pirate gun shocked the nation. The assailant, part of the most populous demographic of Japan, was a 40 year old [[NEET]] [[virgin]]. The former prime minister earned the ire of [[autistic]] [[r9k|kissless and hugless]] [[anime]] watchers across Japan after telling them such things as "get a job" and "have some goddamn kids to counteract our diminishing birth rate". | |||
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Image:samu haido.png|[[Sam Hyde|Samu Haido (排土寒)]], suspected assailant | |||
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File:shinzo abe NEET Nation.png | |||
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File:8chan knock off.png|Old media demonstrates its superior research skills once again | |||
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Shinzo Abe (or 安倍 晋三 in Moonrunes) was the former prime minister of Japan whose public pwnage via homemade pirate gun shocked the nation. The assailant, part of the most populous demographic of Japan, was a 40 year old NEET virgin named Tetsuya Yamagami. The former prime minister earned the ire of autistic kissless and hugless anime watchers across Japan after telling them such things as "get a job instead of jerking off to Lucky Star characters all day" and "have some goddamn kids to counteract our diminishing birth rate". The assassination of Shinzo Abe is the most action Japan in politics has seen in 70 years. Otoya Yamaguchi sliced open some leftard live on TV then followed the bushido way by becoming an hero.
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Shinzo Abe is related to a series on AZNS. | [Herrow] |
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Shinzo Abe is part of a series on 日本国
Typical Japanese Culture. 日本の人文 2chan • Anime • Animu Archetypes • Big Daikon • Dating sim • Gaiden • Herbivore Men • Japanese Bug Fights • Manga • Shimajiro
Typical Japanese Porn. 日本の猥本 |