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{{spoiler|Nathan view bots his videos, but he tries to cover it up by presenting forged evidence}}
{{spoiler|Nathan view bots his videos, {{ytlink|d5Ab2ZW0XcQ|'''BUT HE TRIES TO COVER IT UP BY PRESENTING FORGED EVIDENCE'''}}}}
[[File: NateTalksToYou.jpg|thumb|right|Nate trying to smile through the pain he gets from criticism.]]
 
'''NateTalksToYou''' -- also known as '''NateTalks2You''', '''NateBitchesAtYou''', or '''NateRantsAboutPointlessShit''' -- is a pseudo-intellectual [[YouTube]] [[Internet Tough Guy|ranter]] that "exposes" [[PewDiePie|some]] [[Tobuscus|notable]] [[RayWilliamJohnson|YouTubers]], then makes follow up videos of Nate and other [[YouTube Nobodies]] over-dramatically reading the criticism that Nate gets on his rant videos.  ''NateTalksToYou'' makes other content too, such as making [[Over 9000|tons]] of reaction videos to [[hentai]] pornography, [[Christian]]-bashing reply videos that are extremely similar to ''[[TheArchfiend]]'' and ''[[Undertakerfreak1127]]'', and butthurt response videos to [[children]] that criticizes himself.  So, what does Nate get out of this?  [[wut|25,000+ subscribers]], kilograms of [[Jew Gold]], and a good chunk of hate from fanboys that he rants on.  And even after all of the money he has accumulated from bashing others, he has yet to get a descent camera, and a better filming location to his shitty rant videos.
[[File:Nate_An_Hero.gif|300px|thumb|right|[[An Hero|Nate doing the world a favor]].]]
 
'''NateTalksToYou''' ([[Powerword|Nathan Drakeley]])is a [[drama whore]] on [[YouTube]] who rants about [[PewDiePie|other]] [[Onision|notable]] [[RayWilliamJohnson|faggots]] for views.
After [[fanboys]] flood his rants with hate comments, he and his [[circlejerk]] of friends will make a "[[The_Ranting_Community#Dramatic_Readings|dramatic reading]]" where they read the comments in [[lie|hilarious]] voices.  He also posts videos of him bashing [[Christian]]s (which are similar to [[TheAmazingAtheist]]'s style), reaction videos to a [[Boku No Pico|variety]] [[My Little Pony|of]] [[hentai]], and [[raging|commenting]] on feministsFrom all of this, Nate has gained 100,000+ subscribers, pocket change, and hate from fanboys who [[white knight]] for other retards on [[YouTube]].


== Rants ==
== Rants ==
Just like all of the other ranters on YouTube, he is a [[liberal]] thinking [[Atheist]] that thinks that his ranting videos are productive and inspiring. But really all they are, are him talking in a monotone voice while [[lisp]]ing for minutes on end. According to [[Wikia|WikiTubia]], Nate's old ranting videos are shitty and unproductive. However, this also applies to his recent rants, despite the videos themselves have better quality (hence the phrase: polish a turd, still a turd). Like mentioned before, all he rants on is other [[YouTubers]], [[Christianity]], and trending celebrities. [[TheAmazingAtheist|Sounds familiar?]] All of his ranting videos are no different from other ranters such as [[Demon|iMustDestroyAll]], [[Fatass|PMRants]], and [[Justin Bieber|JJDiscussions]], rendering him being completely unnecessary in the [[Circle jerk|ranting community]]. He also likes to twist the definition of "rant", trying to devoid it from being synonymous from [[bullying]]. He does this to ironically seem like a [[nice guy]], and/or not looking like a tool.
[[File:NateTalksToYou meme.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Nate makes a meme about himself.]]
[[File:NateTalksToYou outdoors.jpg|200px|thumb|right|And to think he doesn't enjoy going for a walk outside.]]
Like any other ranter, Nate is a [[white]] [[liberal]] [[agnostic]] who thinks that his videos are productive and inspiring. He rambles on in a monotone voice and has an occasional [[lisp]]. The only thing that keeps his viewers from falling asleep is his use of generic sound effects, jumpcuts, and awkward camera zooming.
While his videos have improved in quality, a polished a turd is still a turd.
 
In addition to going after popular YouTubers, he also attempts to make a name for himself by ranting about [[Demi Lovato|trending celebrities]]. [[Undertakerfreak1127|Sounds familiar?]] Nate is no different than other nobodies such as [[Demon|iMustDestroyAll]], [[Fatass|PMRants]], and [[Justin Bieber|JJDiscussions]]. In hopes of being seen as a nice guy, he attempts to twist the definition of the word rant so it isn't synonymous with bullying.
 
He recently posted a video to celebrate him reaching the 20,000 subscribers milestone, not realizing these are not genuine fans and instead people who hate him.
The remaining subscribers who don't hate him are perverts who wait patiently for hentai-related links in his video descriptions and comments.
 
== Feminist Logic Fail ==
In mid 2014, Nate decided to hop on the train of doing videos against [[Feminism]]. Complete with derivative content stolen from [[TheAmazingAtheist]] and [[Shoe0nHead]], Nate soon realised he'd need more than a lisp to set himself apart. Just kidding, Nate didn't do anything to set himself apart. The only notable feature is making his rants on Feminism to be a series where even the easiest of targets are too hard for him to combat evenly.
 
'''Episode One'''
 
Known for Nathan sucking up to the beauty pageant girl who promoted self defence to prevent yourself from getting raped. Filled with cool editing tricks from [[Sony vegas]], failed analogies and a painful struggle of his teeth begging to be out.
 
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[[Nope|Remarkably]], Nate managed to pull in support from the anti-Feminist crowd. Due to his game at playing safe and trying not to offend people.
 
'''Episode Two'''
 
With his new crew of hugbox support he upped his ante up with more forced humour, spazzing out over Feminists and being [[Wut|too fucking retarded to respond to them]] so you have to take them out of context.
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|<youtube>bJX6owYq93k</youtube><br /><center>'''NateTalksToYou's second Feminist Logic Fail.'''</center>
|<youtube>Ay0qthsZZMg&t=242s</youtube><br /><center>'''Getting his ass handed by an [[13-year-old boy|Anarchist]].'''</center>
|<youtube>WgC9mDKEgP8&t=139s</youtube><br /><center>'''Another response made to NateTalksToYou.'''</center>
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Nate saw that he wasn't doing too well when he was able to get refuted easily so he decided to address his critics to...
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'''Episode Three'''
 
To make his third Feminist Logic Fail less liable to criticism, he made half of the video a clip from [[Maddox]] paraphrasing what Nate continues to say in the remainder of his videos. Unlucky for him, he still got hate. Most likely due to relying on someone else say what he wanted to say for him and ignoring the prior feedback.
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'''Episode Four'''
 
After copying clips from Maddox to replace him talking, he went back to his roots from episode two by taking the [[Feminists]] out of context; Showing how seriously pathetic Nate is that he needs to take them out of context to feel comfortable responding to them, on such a simple issue as Manspreading.
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'''Episode Five'''
 
Not that he had any creativity from the get go, this was around the point where Nate starts to lose any that he once had. In his last one he already repeated the tactic of taking clips out of context. In this one he just shows that he's skipping parts of the video, because it's [[Cringe|lulzy]]. This video pretty much parrots the same failed analogies/talk of rape that he used in the original video. So even his fans started to lose interest when he was showing he had nothing left to offer but kept winding himself for more material.
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'''Episode Six'''
 
Stuck for shit for ideas must be hard, so Nate dedicated this Feminist Logic Fail to show how much fat people [[trigger]] him and flexing his knowledge on Gym stuff. This comes with him having 10 pounds of fat in a 5 pound bag for a belly in the past which he's now shaken in favour for the fuckboy Gym membership look. Again, Nate is too scared by said Feminists he's responding to so he has to take them out of context. In short, Nate is no candidate to go against a weak crowd.
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== Blackface ==
[[File:Nathan_Blackface.jpg|200px|thumb|right|In a 3 second clip, Nate ruins his entire career.]]
Recently Nate did a video defending dressing up like a [[nigger]] by covering your face in charcoal and acting as if Jim Crow Laws are still in place to put them in their place. Despite preaching that his video would get negative backlash in the comments, instead the section has been littered with his hugbox of fans preaching about how blackies have a low IQ. With being such a sheltered lad, he's also confessed despite defending minstrell shows they scare the shit out of him.
 
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== Top 10 Kickstarter Fails ==
The only reason why NateTalksToYou amassed 100,000 subscribers is because of a shitty video he posted about 10 kickstarters that failed miserably. The video received over 4,000,000 video views due to the extreme [[clickbait]] from the thumbnail featuring an almost naked [[vagina]].  Although not misleading, he decides to use it because he knows that [[13-year-old boy|12-year old boys]] would click the video expecting something to [[fap]] to.  Not surprisingly, [[Lulz|the video received over 23,000 dislikes]].
 
== NateTalks2You ==
''NateTalks2You'' is Nate's second channel which he uses as a dumping ground for any other content he decides to upload. The channel is comprised of mediocre school projects, bloopers from videos that look like a compilation of bloopers anyway, and iJustine style vlogs of whenever he decides to leave his basement. Even though less than 6 percent of the subs on his main channel are subscribed to his second channel, that doesn't stop Nate from motivating himself to upload the shit he uploads.
 
== Nate Uploads Fap Material For Pedophiles ==
 
For some reason, Nate thought his fans really needed to see a picture of him as a child "posing" in a nappy. This could be a sign that Nate has a [[diaper fetish]]. We'll wait and see what else he posts.


He recently made a video of him reaching 20,000 subscribers, and it seems that he thinks that his fans are genuine fans. Little does he know that his rant videos are atrocious, and the vast majority of his fans are either haters of the YouTube channels he rants about, or are hentai-loving bronies that wait patiently for Nate to upload a new reaction video containing new hentai video links in the description.   
[[File:Nateposesforyou.jpg|center|200px|"Apparently I tried some modelling as a kid"]]
 
== Quotes ==
 
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|If you don't know who this jerk-dick is, his name is NateTalksToYou.|TechandVid
|I'm uncomfortable being the same species as you.|Nate is notable for being completely mature and rational.
|Do you feel the magic [[My Little Pony|Twilight]]?  Do you feel it?|Nate also likes to role-play.
|[[Homosexuality]] isn't a choice, but [[homophobia]] is.|Nate's [[unoriginal|original]] look on homosexuality and homophobia.
}}</center>
 
== Nate is an ED user ==
 
That's right. He actually uses ED. The backstory is, he saw [[Omegalore]] as the featured article for our site. Then, on one of the videos, he posted this comment.
 
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He actually knew about this article, but didn't take any care about it because it was in "Articles that need help."  


== Notable Videos ==
== Notable Videos ==


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;Nathan here informing us obvious shit<br> that a [[retarded]] person wouldn't know.</center>


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;A Vlog of poor, poor Nate here having [[seizure|EEG]] test.</center>


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== YouTube ==
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File:NateTalksToYou.jpg|Beware the pedosmile.
File:NateTalksToYou how to.jpg|Coming from a shitty ranter.
File:NateTalksToYou.gif|Completely genuine reaction.
File:Mitch_x_Frost_x_UTF_x_Nate.png|Rule 34.
File:Nate_x_UTF.jpg|Moar rule 34.
</gallery>|<gallery>
File:NateTalksToYou_Rule_63.jpg|Rule 63.
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== See also ==


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== See Also ==
*[[TheArchfiend]]
*[[TheArchfiend]]
*[[Undertakerfreak1127]]
*[[Undertakerfreak1127]]
*[[Internet Tough Guys]]
*[[MrRepzion]]
*[[TakeShotAction]]
*[[Lisp]]
*[[Lisp]]
*[[YouTube Nobodies]]
== External links ==
* {{facebook|NateTalksToYou}}
*{{twitter|NateTweetsToYou}}
*{{dauser|NathanMD}} - Current account.
*{{dauser|thedigitaldude}} - Dead account.
*{{yt|u|NateTalksToYou}} - His main channel.
*{{yt|u|NateTalks2You}} - His secondary channel.
*{{yt|u|NateMakesVids}} - His third channel
*{{Skype|nate.drake1}}


== External Links ==
{{ytseries}}
*{{ytuser|NateTalksToYou}} - His main channel where he bitches about random subjects.
{{YouTube Ranters}}
*{{ytuser|NateTalks2You}} - Disregarding the shitty pun, this is his second account of basically random videos.
{{YT}}

Latest revision as of 07:04, 13 January 2023

Nate doing the world a favor.

NateTalksToYou (Nathan Drakeley)is a drama whore on YouTube who rants about other notable faggots for views. After fanboys flood his rants with hate comments, he and his circlejerk of friends will make a "dramatic reading" where they read the comments in hilarious voices. He also posts videos of him bashing Christians (which are similar to TheAmazingAtheist's style), reaction videos to a variety of hentai, and commenting on feminists. From all of this, Nate has gained 100,000+ subscribers, pocket change, and hate from fanboys who white knight for other retards on YouTube.

Rants

Nate makes a meme about himself.
And to think he doesn't enjoy going for a walk outside.

Like any other ranter, Nate is a white liberal agnostic who thinks that his videos are productive and inspiring. He rambles on in a monotone voice and has an occasional lisp. The only thing that keeps his viewers from falling asleep is his use of generic sound effects, jumpcuts, and awkward camera zooming. While his videos have improved in quality, a polished a turd is still a turd.

In addition to going after popular YouTubers, he also attempts to make a name for himself by ranting about trending celebrities. Sounds familiar? Nate is no different than other nobodies such as iMustDestroyAll, PMRants, and JJDiscussions. In hopes of being seen as a nice guy, he attempts to twist the definition of the word rant so it isn't synonymous with bullying.

He recently posted a video to celebrate him reaching the 20,000 subscribers milestone, not realizing these are not genuine fans and instead people who hate him. The remaining subscribers who don't hate him are perverts who wait patiently for hentai-related links in his video descriptions and comments.

Feminist Logic Fail

In mid 2014, Nate decided to hop on the train of doing videos against Feminism. Complete with derivative content stolen from TheAmazingAtheist and Shoe0nHead, Nate soon realised he'd need more than a lisp to set himself apart. Just kidding, Nate didn't do anything to set himself apart. The only notable feature is making his rants on Feminism to be a series where even the easiest of targets are too hard for him to combat evenly.

Episode One

Known for Nathan sucking up to the beauty pageant girl who promoted self defence to prevent yourself from getting raped. Filled with cool editing tricks from Sony vegas, failed analogies and a painful struggle of his teeth begging to be out.

Remarkably, Nate managed to pull in support from the anti-Feminist crowd. Due to his game at playing safe and trying not to offend people.

Episode Two

With his new crew of hugbox support he upped his ante up with more forced humour, spazzing out over Feminists and being too fucking retarded to respond to them so you have to take them out of context.


NateTalksToYou's second Feminist Logic Fail.
Provided ID could not be validated.
Getting his ass handed by an Anarchist.
Provided ID could not be validated.
Another response made to NateTalksToYou.

Nate saw that he wasn't doing too well when he was able to get refuted easily so he decided to address his critics to...

Episode Three

To make his third Feminist Logic Fail less liable to criticism, he made half of the video a clip from Maddox paraphrasing what Nate continues to say in the remainder of his videos. Unlucky for him, he still got hate. Most likely due to relying on someone else say what he wanted to say for him and ignoring the prior feedback.

Episode Four

After copying clips from Maddox to replace him talking, he went back to his roots from episode two by taking the Feminists out of context; Showing how seriously pathetic Nate is that he needs to take them out of context to feel comfortable responding to them, on such a simple issue as Manspreading.

Episode Five

Not that he had any creativity from the get go, this was around the point where Nate starts to lose any that he once had. In his last one he already repeated the tactic of taking clips out of context. In this one he just shows that he's skipping parts of the video, because it's lulzy. This video pretty much parrots the same failed analogies/talk of rape that he used in the original video. So even his fans started to lose interest when he was showing he had nothing left to offer but kept winding himself for more material.

Episode Six

Stuck for shit for ideas must be hard, so Nate dedicated this Feminist Logic Fail to show how much fat people trigger him and flexing his knowledge on Gym stuff. This comes with him having 10 pounds of fat in a 5 pound bag for a belly in the past which he's now shaken in favour for the fuckboy Gym membership look. Again, Nate is too scared by said Feminists he's responding to so he has to take them out of context. In short, Nate is no candidate to go against a weak crowd.

Blackface

In a 3 second clip, Nate ruins his entire career.

Recently Nate did a video defending dressing up like a nigger by covering your face in charcoal and acting as if Jim Crow Laws are still in place to put them in their place. Despite preaching that his video would get negative backlash in the comments, instead the section has been littered with his hugbox of fans preaching about how blackies have a low IQ. With being such a sheltered lad, he's also confessed despite defending minstrell shows they scare the shit out of him.

Top 10 Kickstarter Fails

The only reason why NateTalksToYou amassed 100,000 subscribers is because of a shitty video he posted about 10 kickstarters that failed miserably. The video received over 4,000,000 video views due to the extreme clickbait from the thumbnail featuring an almost naked vagina. Although not misleading, he decides to use it because he knows that 12-year old boys would click the video expecting something to fap to. Not surprisingly, the video received over 23,000 dislikes.

NateTalks2You

NateTalks2You is Nate's second channel which he uses as a dumping ground for any other content he decides to upload. The channel is comprised of mediocre school projects, bloopers from videos that look like a compilation of bloopers anyway, and iJustine style vlogs of whenever he decides to leave his basement. Even though less than 6 percent of the subs on his main channel are subscribed to his second channel, that doesn't stop Nate from motivating himself to upload the shit he uploads.

Nate Uploads Fap Material For Pedophiles

For some reason, Nate thought his fans really needed to see a picture of him as a child "posing" in a nappy. This could be a sign that Nate has a diaper fetish. We'll wait and see what else he posts.

"Apparently I tried some modelling as a kid"
"Apparently I tried some modelling as a kid"

Quotes

   
 
If you don't know who this jerk-dick is, his name is NateTalksToYou.
 

 
 

—TechandVid

   
 
I'm uncomfortable being the same species as you.
 

 
 

—Nate is notable for being completely mature and rational.

   
 
Do you feel the magic Twilight? Do you feel it?
 

 
 

—Nate also likes to role-play.

   
 
Homosexuality isn't a choice, but homophobia is.
 

 
 

—Nate's original look on homosexuality and homophobia.

Nate is an ED user

That's right. He actually uses ED. The backstory is, he saw Omegalore as the featured article for our site. Then, on one of the videos, he posted this comment.


He actually knew about this article, but didn't take any care about it because it was in "Articles that need help."

Notable Videos

The video which got Nate 100,000+ subscribers. And guess
what, he doesn't deserve a spec of dust from this garbage

Nathan here informing us obvious shit
that a retarded person wouldn't know.

A Vlog of poor, poor Nate here having EEG test.

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