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{{Spoiler|[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1413070/XXXmidnitegoffXXX TARA IS REALLY A TROLL AND HAS A DICK]}} | {{Spoiler|[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1413070/XXXmidnitegoffXXX <s>TARA</s> ROSE CHRISTO IS REALLY A TROLL AND HAS A DICK]}} | ||
{{Spoiler| [http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/my-immortal-the-worst-fanfiction-ever#author-revealed ROSE CHRISTO WROTE THE STORY AS A TROLL TO FIND HER BROTHER]}} | |||
{{Myimmortal}}[[File:Yaoiharrypotter.jpg|thumb|MyImmortal comes not to break the Potter saga, but to fulfill it.]] | {{Myimmortal}}[[File:Yaoiharrypotter.jpg|thumb|MyImmortal comes not to break the Potter saga, but to fulfill it.]] | ||
[[File:allahkedavra.jpg|thumb|"We ran in with our wands out just as we heard a croon voice say. "Allah Kedavra!" '''Actual Quote''']] | [[File:allahkedavra.jpg|thumb|"We ran in with our wands out just as we heard a croon voice say. "Allah Kedavra!" '''Actual Quote''']] | ||
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*'''Unnecessary/Poorly Written Sex Scenes:''' ''"Draco climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly against a tree. He took of my top and I took of his clothes. I even took of my bra. Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time."'' Even most fanfiction idiots could write a better lemon than that. | *'''Unnecessary/Poorly Written Sex Scenes:''' ''"Draco climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly against a tree. He took of my top and I took of his clothes. I even took of my bra. Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time."'' Even most fanfiction idiots could write a better lemon than that. | ||
*'''Overabundant Pop-Culture References:''' Whereas most fanfic authors work their stupid pop-culture references in subtly, Tara takes the opposite approach and actually ''centers'' her story around her favorite bands and fashion, and occasionally throws in something about the Harry Potter series. | *'''Overabundant Pop-Culture References:''' Whereas most fanfic authors work their stupid pop-culture references in subtly, Tara takes the opposite approach and actually ''centers'' her story around her favorite bands and fashion, and occasionally throws in something about the Harry Potter series. | ||
*'''Unnecessary Series [[Crossovers]]:''' Surprisingly, ''My Immortal'' does a fairly good job of avoiding this problem. That is, until Morty Mcfli shows up with his blak tim machine to save the day. Yes, [[Michael J Fox|Marty Motherfucking McFly]] from ''Back to the Future.'' Apparently, he's also now a goth and gave his Delorean a new black paint job to match the goffik nature of the story. There's also sort of a brief cameo by Tom Bombadil, of [[Lord of the Rings]] fame, except he is now just one of Voldemort's many alternate identities. NOTE: Tom Bombadil was NOT in the LOTR movies. It was a tangential filler arc in the first book. May be evidence Tara is an [[epic]] [[troll]] | *'''Unnecessary Series [[Crossovers]]:''' Surprisingly, ''My Immortal'' does a fairly good job of avoiding this problem. That is, until Morty Mcfli shows up with his "blak tim machine" to save the day. Yes, [[Michael J Fox|Marty Motherfucking McFly]] from ''Back to the Future.'' Apparently, he's also now a goth and gave his Delorean a new black paint job to match the goffik nature of the story. There's also sort of a brief cameo by Tom Bombadil, of [[Lord of the Rings]] fame, except he is now just one of Voldemort's many alternate identities. NOTE: Tom Bombadil was NOT in the LOTR movies. It was a tangential filler arc in the first book. May be evidence Tara is an [[epic]] [[troll]] | ||
*'''Illogical Problem-Solving:''' ''“WE SEEM TO HAVE SOME EXTRA GOFFICK W8! WE NEED TO ALL GO ON GOFFIK ANOREXIA DIETS OR WE WILL SURELY LAND-CRASH!1”'' | *'''Illogical Problem-Solving:''' ''“WE SEEM TO HAVE SOME EXTRA GOFFICK W8! WE NEED TO ALL GO ON GOFFIK ANOREXIA DIETS OR WE WILL SURELY LAND-CRASH!1”'' | ||
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Tara's last name has numerous spellings (Gilesbie/Gilespie/[[Silent Hill|Gillespie]]/etc), since she seems incapable of even spelling that correctly on a consistent basis. She supposedly lives in [[Muslim|Dubai]] or something, but is apparently able to make trips to the [[United States|States]] every week to go shopping at Hot Topic. Tara claims that pop-punk band Good Charlotte has made a huge impact on her life, as their song, ''Hold On'', convinced her not to commit [[suicide]] after hearing it on the radio (if you were looking for a(nother) reason to hate Good Charlotte, there ya go). She was upset at the time, because her [[13-year-old boy|boyfriend]] broke up with her, and her crush didn’t like her. She did date a (imaginary) guy called Justin, [[lie|until she broke up with him and went out with some guy]] named [[wtf|Gareth Vandersleld]]. Tara reportedly has a little sister named Trista, who is also a goffik HP fanfic writer (profile viewable [http://www.fanfiction.net/~xxxbloodykisses666xxx here]). Like her sister, she has had all of her fanfics deleted due to severe suckage. Tara has denied that Trista is her sister, though. In actuality, it's probably just one of the innumerable trolls that have made copycat accounts. Nobody really knows. The notion that Tara lives in Dubai is also up for debate. [[It is a mystery|It's all a huge mystery]]. | Tara's last name has numerous spellings (Gilesbie/Gilespie/[[Silent Hill|Gillespie]]/etc), since she seems incapable of even spelling that correctly on a consistent basis. She supposedly lives in [[Muslim|Dubai]] or something, but is apparently able to make trips to the [[United States|States]] every week to go shopping at Hot Topic. Tara claims that pop-punk band Good Charlotte has made a huge impact on her life, as their song, ''Hold On'', convinced her not to commit [[suicide]] after hearing it on the radio (if you were looking for a(nother) reason to hate Good Charlotte, there ya go). She was upset at the time, because her [[13-year-old boy|boyfriend]] broke up with her, and her crush didn’t like her. She did date a (imaginary) guy called Justin, [[lie|until she broke up with him and went out with some guy]] named [[wtf|Gareth Vandersleld]]. Tara reportedly has a little sister named Trista, who is also a goffik HP fanfic writer (profile viewable [http://www.fanfiction.net/~xxxbloodykisses666xxx here]). Like her sister, she has had all of her fanfics deleted due to severe suckage. Tara has denied that Trista is her sister, though. In actuality, it's probably just one of the innumerable trolls that have made copycat accounts. Nobody really knows. The notion that Tara lives in Dubai is also up for debate. [[It is a mystery|It's all a huge mystery]]. | ||
Tara has a very distinct writing style. She uses many different kinds of experimental liberties with her prose and thus can be compared to contemporary writers such as Haruki Murakami, Bret Easton Ellis, Margaret Atwood, and a chimpanzee with Down Syndrome on [[crack]]. She is also dyslexic (or DYKSELIKIC, [http://www.fanfiction.net/fr/999831/12556/274971/1/ as she puts it]), which would explain why she can't spell anything correctly and writes in a weird short-hand that looks like she's typing [[Txt msg|text messages]] with her feet. Despite hardly being able to write in English, she also claims to have an interest in [[Japan]]ese; because if you're going to be a shitty goth HP fanfic writer, you might as well be a [[weeaboo]], too. Quite interesting is her approach to description of character and setting. She often completely ignores the little things, such as character descriptions other than fashion, where the characters are in location to their environment (wherever the hell they are!), and what certain part of the story is taking place, often times repeating events multiple times. She then go on to expound on her own overwhelming interest in fashion by describing her character's clothing, hair and makeup at great length. Tara's writing style is also characterized by its abundant use of author's notes and her horribly incorrect use of adverbs, with a particular fondness for describing actions as "sexily," "gothically," and "suicidally" (these are all real quotes, [[acronym|btw]]): | Tara has a very distinct writing style. She uses many different kinds of experimental liberties with her prose and thus can be compared to contemporary writers such as [[Cats|Haruki Murakami]], [[Dubs|Bret Easton Ellis]], [[Feminist|Margaret]] [[Big Brother|Atwood]], and a chimpanzee with Down Syndrome on [[crack]]. She is also dyslexic (or DYKSELIKIC, [http://www.fanfiction.net/fr/999831/12556/274971/1/ as she puts it]), which would explain why she can't spell anything correctly and writes in a weird short-hand that looks like she's typing [[Txt msg|text messages]] with her feet. Despite hardly being able to write in English, she also claims to have an interest in [[Japan]]ese; because if you're going to be a shitty goth HP fanfic writer, you might as well be a [[weeaboo]], too. Quite interesting is her approach to description of character and setting. She often completely ignores the little things, such as character descriptions other than fashion, where the characters are in location to their environment (wherever the hell they are!), and what certain part of the story is taking place, often times repeating events multiple times. She then go on to expound on her own overwhelming interest in fashion by describing her character's clothing, hair and makeup at great length. Tara's writing style is also characterized by its abundant use of author's notes and her horribly incorrect use of adverbs, with a particular fondness for describing actions as "sexily," "gothically," and "suicidally" (these are all real quotes, [[acronym|btw]]): | ||
'''''"I asked gothikally."'''''<br/> | '''''"I asked gothikally."'''''<br/> | ||
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==External Links== | ==External Links== | ||
* *{{yt|u|xXblo0dyxkissxX|Tara's and Raven's Youtube}} YA, we're GOTH, GET USED TO IT!!!!!!!!! | |||
* <s>{{deviantart|thdarkmaiden}} OHLEWK a Tara Gilesbie [[deviantArt]] account! And she claims to be a [[Lie|writer]]. And she became a [[weeaboo]]. although this account may be a fake, because of some [[Shit|character profiles]] she has listed.</s> As stated on the front page this is actually a troll account. | |||
* [http://myimmortalrehost2.webs.com/index.htm My Immortal: Complete 44 chapters] FULL VERSION Backup copy of the story (ITS BACK W00T) | * [http://myimmortalrehost2.webs.com/index.htm My Immortal: Complete 44 chapters] FULL VERSION Backup copy of the story (ITS BACK W00T) | ||
* [http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8170735/1/My_Immortal_REPOST_rereupload My Immortal Repost] For your commenting convenience | * [http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8170735/1/My_Immortal_REPOST_rereupload My Immortal Repost] For your commenting convenience | ||
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* [http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/bt/the-sage/fanfic-theatre/15170-ep012a Reading on TGWTG.com] | * [http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/bt/the-sage/fanfic-theatre/15170-ep012a Reading on TGWTG.com] | ||
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFPi_Jm3dOo My Immortal Mondays] Some faggots's video reading | * [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFPi_Jm3dOo My Immortal Mondays] Some faggots's video reading | ||
* [http://www.drunkduck.com/My_Immortal/5168325 My Immortal - The Comic] | * [http://www.drunkduck.com/My_Immortal/5168325 My Immortal - The Comic] | ||
* [http://www.youtube.com/user/myimmortalbyzenia My Immortal - ]Read and illustrated by Zenia Wulfe on YouTube. | * [http://www.youtube.com/user/myimmortalbyzenia My Immortal - ]Read and illustrated by Zenia Wulfe on YouTube. | ||
