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La Pequeña
fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapLa Pequeña is the moniker of a vertically challenged Chilean drag queen, who is the star of what are undoubtedly some of the creepiest viral videos to hit YouTube in recent memory. Proving the truism that history does indeed repeat itself, La Pequeña has unleashed on an unsuspecting web 2.0 the unholy union of the old-timey fun of a 19th Century carnival freak show, with karaoke so bad it would make drunken Japanese salary men blush with shame. P.T. Barnum must be spinning in his grave.
S(he) began to gain notoriety on the internets after a YouTube user who we can only assume to be her pimp began posting a string of bizarre videos of what appeared to be an emaciated midget holocaust survivor impersonating various celebrities and politicians, often while gyrating and grinding on anything and everything as terrible Eurotrash techno blared in the background.
The pint sized Tijuana whore has since exploded across the internet like a bad case of herpes. Being the kind of viral disease that is the gift that keeps on giving, the video was inevitably picked up by the old media, who gurgled at it in retarded laughter for a whole day while they passed it around from station to station like a cheap jug of wine before remembering that they were supposed to be reporting actual news.
Perhaps one of the strangest aspects of La Pequeña, aside from that shameful boner you got while watching his Amy Winehouse video, is the inexplicable appearance in some of his videos of a tall man in a gimp mask simply named "Machine." This masked man appears out of the shadows and proceeds to grind, hump, and face fuck La Pequeña while mugging for the camera.
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External Links
- Youtube Channel (Suspended account)
- Wonkette trying to stay hip and relevant
- It's not news, it's CNN
- Well, you kind of expect it from E!
- EVERYTHING PEQUENA via Dlisted.com
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La Pequeña is part of a series on Visit the Faggotry Portal for complete coverage. |
| La Pequeña is part of a series on Chile [Agrandar]
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| Featured article August 14, 2008 | ||
| Preceded by South Ossetia |
La Pequeña | Succeeded by Church of Fudge |