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Alex Mae Muholland
This article has been cleaned up, and it was a trip to hell and back. Please, don't fuck it up. |
BREAKING NEWS!! The beast has risen once more to preach her love for old man schlong! |
This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck. |
—Alex thinks weeaboos and Otakus are separate people |
AlexLovesTheMonarch, KangLovesMe, or simply Alexandra Mae Muholland is a redneck 14 year old girl who came out the ass-crack of deviantART, and might be a slight reincarnation of everyone's favorite autistic, Chris-Chan.
Arex is someone who draws like shit and uses bases like shit. If someone critiques her once, she flips and unleashes her retard rage. She's been known to go on a blocking spree, blocking people who don't have the same opinion as her. Not to mention, she's into pedophilia, as she LOVES underage characters such as Stewie Griffin, and even ships herself with a 50 year old man. Arex is an ungrateful bitch who whines and cries when things do not go her way, and even in a video that was posted on a seperate YouTube account, she was begging her parents to buy her some shitty anime called Elfen Lied. Lulz was had, as her parents made fun of her stupid fat-ass. Arex also has an undying passion for her hatred for Shrek. Nobody knows why, but she makes such a big fuss about it that fan-groups on deviantFART were made to make fun of her and her weird obsession for the disliking of the great ogre-lord. Arex even loves Mpreg, but doesn't even know the basic fucking concepts of pregnancy.
And one more thing....she also has a Mary-Sue character based off HERSELF. She doesn't deny it either, and my god, it's as fucked up as she is.
Alex X Shrek: True love.
Since the beginning of times, an ogre was meant to be with the Weaboos that have mental problems. Therefore, Shrek was created, to be shipped with anyone that fits in this category. Then there came Alex.
The Shrek thing all started when she uploaded a simple picture on one of her thousands of accounts on DeviantART. The picture shows some shitty base edit with Alex pushing Shrek away. After that was uploaded, people starting shipping Alex with him for teh lulz. This caused the whore to throw a fit like the child she is and blamed everyone else for the "Shralex" shenanigans. Later, she made a journal in which she bawws about how she regrets creating that picture.
Shrek-X-Alex-FC was created because all of this, and it pisses Alex off so much.
Alex's Crushes
Alex is just like any other fucking tartlet on dA, who has a keen obsession with people who don't exist, people who are famous and won't notice their ugly fans, or just plan stupid shit in general. The following is a list of her retarded crushes:
- Kif Kroker from Futurama
- Stewie from Family Guy
- Death the Kid from Soul Eater
- Kang from The Simpsons
- The Warden from Superjail
- Rick from Rick and Morty
- Dogbert from Dilbert
- That fucking yellow thing from Drawn Together.
- The Monarch from the Venture Brothers
- Shin Dong-hyuk
- Duckman from Duckman
I would like to say right now that this is super fucking gross and this child needs serious help
Alex's drama
If one thing can be said, it is that Arex is a attention whore. She not only forces people to draw her requests or commissions, but if they don't do it right away, she gets extremely butthurt and whines about it. Alex will call you all sorts of things, hell, you might be even lucky to get a death threat! Isn't that an honor?
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Dun meak fun of meh, I R special snowflake.
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Beware, the assburgers attack.
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We know you're happy, but calm the fuck down.
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inb4 depressed drama queen, boo hoo hoo such depress. ;(((
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STOP SAYING THAT IM ALEX ~Alex Mae Muholland
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Homophobic much?
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Self explanatory.
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Alex has no sensitivity about the fact that this was a video tribute for a dead child, and all she cared about was what emo music wasn't in it.
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Alex loves that hot 30-year-old North Korean ass Shin got
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Alex even supports rape! Get em' while they're young.
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Alex is a special lil snowflake
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I hope she doesn't have children when she's older.
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SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM
Oh....and my most favorite one!
Alert: Alex actually had the nerve to play the suicide card because the mean cyberbullies won't leave her be.
Alex Wiseau, Master Ranter
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Her Cancer-Giving Artwork
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How it all started... notice how shy she is about it.
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At least is a woman that's pregnant, her hair though.
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IT'S A DILDO FITE!!!!!!!!!111!!1one one!!11!1!
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He's not real, for fucks sake.
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He's not real either, and that base use though, you ponyfag.
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She still denies it... such a shy lover, aww.
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somebody please, kill it with fire.
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The Old Design of her Sue
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New design. A Panty and Stocking re-colour and it still looks like utter shit.
White Knights
The following people do whatever it takes to suck Alex's small, bent E-Peen.
fnaf-foxyfangirlx3(Left due to butthurt) She still supports the Alex x Monarch Shipping but is not on her side due to Alex's behavior. Has a fucking page here.
Kevin2097(Commie who compared Shrek to the Nazis and worshipped Mr. Peabody and Sherman) He would call everyone a Fascist and make youtube accounts and sock puppet accounts just to have members of his groups and have someone to talk too. That's seriously sad man.
sos-dcelli-dl(Deactivated due to butthurt; pretty much a German version of Alex.) This was a quote in her words. "I is Autism and I am good girl very". Also has a page here.
seaofpenguinsAlso uses Autism as a troll repellent/"Get out of trouble" free card. BAWW-leted.
Rants featuring Her
See Also
Accounts
- EricFeebleLover2000 (Inactive)
- AlexLovesDuckman (deactivated)
- Kiffangirl6 (Inactive)
- AlexLovesTheMonarch (deactivated)
- FGStewielover (Possibly inactive)
- Kanglovesme (Inactive)
- kiffangirl6two (Inactive)
- rickfangirl4evr (Possibly inactive too)
- dipsynoodles (Possibly inactive)
- I-Love-Rick-Sanchez (Possibly inactive)
- ILuvThrasher (Inactive sock-puppet account)
- rickxalex (Inactive Deviant Group Account)
- mpreg-stewie-fans (Inactive Deviant Group Account)
- stewiexalex-club (Inactive Deviant Group Account)
- stewiexbrianfc (Inactive Deviant Group Account)
- rick-yes-shrek-no (Possibly Inactive Deviant Group Account)
- rick-fangirls-unite (Inactive Deviant Group Account)
- kang-and-kodos-fc (Inactive Deviant Group Account)
- ask-mpreg-stewie (Special Snowflake girl here make a Ask account on Deviant Art)
- monarch-x-alex-fc (Active)
- wkari4 (Inactive, but her very first account when she was 10 or 11)
- slipknotlover12 (Deactivated)
- AlexMinudakaTheDuckmanLover (Inactive)
- MonarchxAlex (Inactive)
- rickdiculous-sanchez (Inactive)
- mpreg-rick-sanchez (Inactive)
- ask-stewiexalex-mpreg (Inactive)
- Template:Ytchannel (Inactive)
And over 9000 more unaccounted for tumblr sock accounts.
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Featured article February 25 & 26, 2015 | ||
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