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Shrek is Drek.

Shrek (also known as Love and Life™) is the famous Scottish ogre that raped you when you were only 9 years old. He is also the main character from the little-known movie made by DreamWorks in 2001, Shrek. Shrek then became popular in 2013 when some insane fan of Shrek made a fanfiction about how Shrek raped him and how he liked it. It received quite a lot of reception, but it was nothing compared to when the faggots on Tumblr started shitposting it everywhere during late 2013 and 2014. After that, 16-year old girls and pre-teen men go around on numerous websites and IRL screaming "SHREK IS LOVE, SHREK IS LIFE" to try to compensate how fucking unfunny they really are.

Movie

In 2001, DreamWorks decided to release a shitty movie where a secluded, grumpy ass faggot of an ogre named Shrek goes on an adventure with an annoying jackass named Donkey. DreamWorks cut out the sex scenes between Shrek and Donkey to avoid getting a bad reputation. Shrek and Donkey seek out a fugly looking princess named Fiona that is locked up in a castle protected by a dragon. In short, Fiona fucks Shrek because she was desperate. In a shellnut, the film is just a bunch of fairy tale characters who just spew out pop culture references.

Fanfiction

I was only 9 years old I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies
I pray to Shrek every night before bed thanking him for the life I've been given.
Shrek is love I say, Shrek is life
My dad overhears me and calls me a faggot
I knew he was just jealous of my devotion for Shrek
I called him a cunt
He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
I'm crying now, and my face hurts
I lay in bed and its really cold
A warmth is moving towards me.
I feel something touch me
It's Shrek
I am so happy
He whispers in to ear "this is my swamp"
He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me on my hands and knees
I'm ready
I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek
He penetrates my butthole
It hurts so much but I do it for Shrek
I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
I push against his force
I want to please Shrek
He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love My dad walks in
Shrek looks him straight in the eye and says "It's all ogre now"
Shrek leaves through my window
Shrek is love, Shrek is life

Video

The famous video.

Reactions....

Moar reactions by dumb females --- there are scores like this

Some fat asshole shoots his mouf off.

Mashup with TF2, totally predictable.

Even Hitler saw the fucking thing

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SFM/GMOD

The above video is just one of the thousands of unfunny Shrek sfm/gmod animations lying around Youtube. Three follow-up videos were released, in an attempt to suck off the turd-squeeze of traffic to the original. It's also been dubbed in German, Spanish, Puketuguese, Arse-tralian, and fuck knows what other languages. In other videos Shrek is often depicted as a sadistic pervert or a god, able to perform things such as murder and rape with no consequence. Also, Shrek is often put together with other tired-out fandoms, such as FNAF and TF2.

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See Also

• ShrekChan
• DreamWorks
• FanFiction
• Jon Sudano - Fatass obsessed with Smash Mouth's All Star.

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