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Einshine
This faggot waits for the child to make the first move in a sexual situation.
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ShallWeCraftCharlie EinshineShinePhD, also known as Shine Tachibana (real name Charles Lucas Schwingendorf, or Hikaru Takenouchi if you want to pander to his weeaboo-ness) is was a 21 year old German anime YouTuber that makes made videos on anime, politics and how Japan is totally the best country EVAR, despite being German and only moving to Japan to not be seen as a complete weeb. He has been in relationships with multiple underage girls in which he'd indulge them in his fantasies and fetishes and also taking them to sex shops and forcing them to wear chokers to further his delusions of grandeur by making it seem as if he owned them like dogs. After this grooming, he would coerce them into having sex with them (without lube) and literally hold them hostage without telling their parents where they were.
When Einshine originally started YouTube he was, ironically enough, very unoriginal. He made shitty Minecraft song parodies and let's plays (hence his YouTube URL calling him "ShallWeCraftCharlie", he was dumb enough to immortalize it where everyone can see it) pandering to the 14 year olds that he would later rape. He constantly disowns these videos and even left his entire channel due to the shame of being associated with Minecraft videos.
Before leaving, however, he would make videos on a range of topics where he'd just rip off the already established "edgy asshole persona" that has been used to death by much more interesting and funnier people than he(he even admitted that his favourite YouTuber other than himself was Onision, a literal cuck that thinks women are superior to men in every concievable way), but he was primarily an anime channel, even though he denies it despite having all his (non Minecraft) thumbnails being drawn in an anime artstyle, only having "friends" in the Japanese culture side of YouTube such as people like "Sharla in Japan" and "TheAn1meMan", and literally having aspierations of being a mangaka. Not an anime YouTuber though.
"Friends"
Although Kat is Einshine's only real friend, Shine also hangs out with many other anime YouTubers (despite vehemently claiming not to be one himself) while insulting them behind their backs. For example, he'd constantly claim the TheAn1meMan's girlfriend Akidearest was obese (understandable) and that he hated seeing them together, all while he was still roommates with him.
Evidently, it turns out that Charles' friends don't like him either. In the video below, it can be seen that Shine's "friend" was very clearly annoyed at his non-stop faggotry.
In fact, this was so bad that her own fans decided to start unsubcribing from her because not only was Shine incredibly autistic, it was very clear that she was not even having any fun herself, meaning being with Einshine is literally a handicap to your career. Despite her obvious frustration, she chooses to deny it by acting as if she doesn't care with condescending emojis, even going as far as deleting comments that call her out on this.
Kat
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Kat is Einshine's only friend, and is only with him because he conditions her into being with him. She constantly says stuff like "I love Shine" and "Shine is always right" and even "i would die for Shine" due to being in such close corners with his faggotry giving her some deformed version of stockholm syndrome. Some argue that she has been asking for it for a long time, due to how much she charges people for drawings, going as far as asking for $350 for a fullbody MS Paint drawing and $100 for a headshot, while still having the gall to call these prices "reasonable" because she can't get off her lazy ass to draw (fun fact: this is the same reason Shine would berate her, so pointing this out to her absolutely won't hurt her feelings or make her feel bad, try it). Whenever Shine would insult his girlfriends she would always back him up on it and would never think for herself. She is confirmed to change her voice to "le qt loli voice" to get more views from thirsty virgin betas.
Like Shine, she is a lazy faggot that never gets anything done. Despite having an ever increasing number of sockpuppets, she never uploads any videos to any of them, and instead keeps them around to once in a while announce that she is moving to another account to keep up with JewTube's algorithms.
Treatment of fans
Because Einshine is unaware that his favourite YouTuber's edgy personas are only an act that they stop playing when they step away from the screen (with the exception of Onision), he will constantly berate anybody that disagrees with his retarded opinions saying the same copy-paste shit like "kill yourself", "unfollow me then LOL" or anything else that's already been said by 100 twelve year olds before him completely forgetting that these are the only people that for some reason even care about him.
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Fun fact: due to watching too much hentai, Charlie has erectile dysfunction
Pedo stories
Ashley
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- Girl loves Shine
- She tries to get his attention
- Fails
- Post pics of herself
- Gets Shine's attention
- Shine starts talking to her more
- Finds out she's underage
- Tells her he likes lolis
- Invites her over
- Treats her like shit
- She thinks she might have an infection
- Shine doesn't care, continues to treat her like shit
- She tells him that she has actual mental problems
- Shine doesn't care, continues to treat her like shit
- Literally holds her hostage away from her parents
- She develops a UTI due to the infection
- Shine doesn't care, continues to treat her like shit
- Shine gets super pissed at her, yells at her causing her to have a panic attack
- Fucks her off back to her parents
- Blocks her
And this isn't even including Charlie flirting with Kat during the entire time Ashley was with her, or how he isn't able to takee differing opinions to his own, or how he called Ashley's friend "some nigger" despite claiming to only use it jokingly. Just read the full story above or see it on pastebin here(archive).
Lindsay
Another OL gf. This is her story(archive).
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Wendy
Yet another. This is her story(archive).
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Gallery of evidence
Manga
Despite saying that he is working on a manga, it is obvious that Kat draws all the work, which explains why it takes entire decades for any new updates to come out about it. This is arguably a good thing due to all existing concept art and videos looking like a shitty re-skin of Danganronpa, this being because it's his favourite game (which of course gives him full legal rights to rip-off their copyrighted content)
Racism/Xenophobia
Although when used by the right people racism can be lulzy, Einshine goes about it in a very unlulzy way. Despite not even being from Japan he constantly strokes its tiny cock to make sure everyone knows how much he roves it rong time. Even in his video "COUNTRIES THAT EVERYBODY HATES" he doesn't even talk about Japan. Not only this but he also looks down on all other Eastern Asian countries as if anybody can even tell the difference between them and Japan.
If you've read the previous stories documenting Shine's ephebophilia then you will also notice his constant use of nigger when not only describing black people but also random black objects, in his video "BEST WAY TO SPEND VALENTINES ALONE!" at the 3 minute mark he writes nigger onto a piece of paper for no reason other than to offend people and that makes it funny, with this logic, every 12 year old boy on Xbox is a comedic genius, although that would actually explain his edgy sense of humor. Despite claiming that he only uses it jokingly, it's clear that that is a lie and he is just further proof that every German person is a nazi.
See also
- Weeaboo - Is one
- Elliot Rodger - Will become
- An hero - He should become
- Chris Hansen - You should call
External Links
- Business email Be sure to spam it while calling him a weeaboo
- Lolcow
- Pretty Ugly Little Liar
- Einshine
- Template:Ytchannel
- @Einshines
- @ShinePhD
- Old Twitter Only has 10 tweets. 2 of them are saying "hi" to actual internet personalities and another is a tweet saying "shine is the best"
- einshines
- Personal Facebook (No longer accessible)
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