Drawrawr

Drawrawr is the latest shitty deviantArt knock-off site which claims in its own creation it is being rebellious and free. In all reality, it's just full of a variety of self-important elite douchebags, moral fags, ugly loud mouths, grammar nazis, people who shoot up movie theatres when batman rises, closet pedofiles, and Jihadi artists anonymous.

As with the republican party, once a user reaches a certain weight - usually 650lb or more - they automatically gain more power, becoming a moderator on the site, to feed Josh Thomas's fatty fetish.

Drawrawr is a new site, but promises features too crummy to mention, with artwork worse than 4chan's /b/ board.

It was setup by an Elvis impersonator, and self-appointed CEO named Josh Thomas WHO KNOWS EVERYTHING - and if you think differently, boy are you gonna be corrected! And if he doesn't know about something, he will not let it on Drawrawr. HE WATCHES ALL. You cannot join Drawrawr without first passing the Elvis-master's test of ability - unless you're lucky enough to have Elvis, some unimportant goth girl who poses as his girlfriend to cover up past acts of bestiality, or one of their other team-slugs to pay you a visit, forcing their magical propaganda down your throat to force you to join immediately.

Those who do not comply with what Josh Thomas or respect his self-imposed title of 'CEO' after he wrote the entire site in bad PHP that required reworking by four different people will spend eternity in Elvis Master Hell, hearing him whine about how he deserves more respect.

However, follow the site rules, and not only will your computer have a trojan installed on it by their moderators, but you'll also be invited to a similar promised land offered to YouTube users - of course the Drawrawr version is still in beta and another version is being made from scratch. If you don't get the trojan because Ashes doesn't like you...or anybody infact - you get Catherine's big tits instead.

Artwork

Showing the effort of the 'artists' on drawrawr.

Drawrawr claims to be an art site - but one browse around of Elvis Master's account shows you that artwork doesn't have to be yours to post in the first place: BECAUSE THAT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE A TRACE ART OF SCOTT PILGRIM...

Unlike deviantart, drawrawr loves furry art especially anything by Snapesnogger - cuz that's some good shit bro! It has artwork drawn by 14 year olds who base their anatomy on desk-top dolls and store dummies, who think that because they aren't tracing artwork THEY ARE FUCKING GOOD AT ART and ANY attempt to tell them their work isn't good will result not with the usual butthurt, but instead a full-on boycott from drawwar's second reich.

Then of course, you have the artwork from those trapped on drawrawr who cannot leave either because they're fucking stupid, or because when drawrawr told them how fucking good their site was on deviant art, artgrounds, sheezy or wherever, they posted a nice big journal saying OMG I'M LEAVING HERE - I'M ON DRAWRAWR NOW SO THERE! You know - the sort of artist who if trapped on a snow-topped mountain would think: I can't melt snow, so I better drink my own piss.

However, the style of artwork being uploaded to drawrawr puts it's artists in direct competition with PPPProject, which like drawrawr, is also in a beta.

OPERATIONZ ARE GO!

But what of Elvis himself? 10 minutes after coming up with the idea for drawrawr, (which was 5 minutes after spending yet another day of googling 'Josh Thomas' to yield no results) OPERATIONZ WERE GO, and have since been overseen by the Elvis Master himself. He rallied up a bunch of fat loud kids who think they can program - but in reality will fuck up making a cup of coffee - and got to work. The rest is history in the process, as the site isn't making enough money to afford servers for a complete resurrection of the SS in order to take over EVERY FUCKING SITE ON THE INTERWEBZ AND MAKE THEM DRAWRAWR!

When in the building - Elvis ensures:

NOBODY badmouths Drawrawr. Infact, expect this article to be blogged about and requested to be removed...
Advertising is done! This includes going onto other art sites, forcing the notion of how crap that site is, and how the user MUST MOVE TO DRAWRAWR RIGHT NOW, BEFORE ELVIS GETS MAD!
Unoriginal features copied from Sheezyart are implemented ASAP!
The staff - including various fuck-wits from the failed and unoriginally named 'The Art Site Project', (or 'CRAP' for short) are kept as much in line as all great gestapo should.
BANFREE! Which takes the fun out of arguing with moderators...
Moderators whose presence is pointless due to the aforementioned bahn-free browsing, consisting of a crack team of asswhips banned from practically every other website on the internet.
Searching all instances of DR Hate on the internet. When found, all DR staff are notified, in order for them to spam the shite out of the comments/artwork/journals with 'Lol, they're knocking a site which is in beta' even though when complete, it's logo is still going to look like a turd in a toilet bowl, placed on a plate of cold sick.

Hean's Asswhippin'

On drawrawr, trolling is both allowed and rife - yet what the retards who setup this site were too retarded to see, was that if you can't lure people onto your site to troll them, the site is actually completely fucking pointless, because the people who they want to troll aren't likely to go there - because all children know not to walk into to an aligator pit.

In May 2011, this just so happened to include one weeaboo, Chibi Dawnie, who posted her lurkings around the DR faggotry: http://dawnrie.deviantart.com/journal/Mew-News-Thinking-of-joining-DrawRawr-Read-this-218456829 lulling at that trolling that never happened.

Hean was retarded enough to have not realized that you don't flame somebody you want to piss off before they arrive on your ~~artsite~~ trollsite - making him stupider than a weeaboo who posted the point-out journal 100 years before the butthurt response journal.

Once the retard was discovered, Elvis and his girlfriend LVL-5-TONS, quickly purged the jew~retard from their pure, aryan, elitist trolls - and his butthurt has been heard on drawrawr ever since - because what makes this all the more funnier, is that on Drawrawr, nobody gets banned - failers at DR end up interred and sent to concentration camps instead - although it's predicted with the imminent Drawrawr 2.0 that fat-cat-herine, (Elvis's IRL;BNR GF) will turn to vore, thus solving the problem.

His full fuckup can be found here: http://drawrawr.com/viewJournals.php?owner=Hean&id=947

Where is the Nazi gold hidden?

"I'm a complete idiot, and I'd like to invest in a website with the same future as the average Syrian, despite somebody before me asking for a refund!"

Obviously not content with just telling people what to do, Drawrawr is getting it's users to actually pay for using their faggotry. This was an unprecedented move, because it's the first time that a big pile of shit has managed to accumulate some sort of value - which as everybody knows, is impossible.

Most DR users are too fucktarded to ask where the money went - to anybody with half a brain it appears that money wasn't invested in the website itself, because it sucks more balls than a catholic priest.

This leaves the question, where is DR's Nazi Gold hidden?

Users

LOL WE'RE FUCKED

No respective artist - whom is defined as a user with more than 50 watchers - will ever likely use Drawrawr - because anybody who has some article about them in some digital arts magazine with 5,000 followers to whom the latter aspire to - will simply never find drawrawr. And if they did, they wouldn't give a fuck, because it's got more bullshit than a stampede at a rodeo - and that's before the site's logo is taken into account.

So this leaves Drawrawr's entire userbase as a sect of failtrolls who got banned from every artsite - such as Ashes, who now has Lard-butt and Elvis running around on various other artsites saying 'actually ashes is nice!' because they don't understand that being the boss means you get to order other people around to improve your image, rather than doing it all yourself - a prime example of this can be found by clicked 'discussion' at the top of the page for this very article!

That, and given that comic on DA by Emerilla, acts as a good warning to bullshit-avoiders, the rest of the internet, and what's worse for drawrawr, the trolling-fodder.

Drawrawr decided to setup the account holocaustdenier and then ban it, to prove they aren't the fascists they appear to be. We suspect business as usual - namely self-trolling, because genuine users left once they realized the features are about as functional as a chocolate fireguard - and nobody on the interwebz outside of the 6 users on drawrawr know of it's existence. The plan is the continue self-trolling until the annual payment of $1.98 on the server runs out.

Most of it's users are obviously horse fuckers, because they are all butt-ugly bronies, and who else would enjoy living on a website which looks like throw up? And also when the server goes South this message appears.

Since most of the people who left other artsites for DR have now either returned to where they came from, or moved on to tumblr - the site is now wasting up internet space which could be used for a higher calling, to just hosting brony porn.

Features of the site

Poorly executed features, which Josh Thomas came up with whilst smoking the six bags of weed he requires in order to shag his whale once a month, can be found all over drawrawr, none of them in a working order. Of course, whilst Elvis wants you to think that the site is in beta, he's just too retarded to either know how to code anything - including on one occasion when he published a password on github - and also too retarded to identify what a good feature is to begin with.

DR is planning to launch a radio station. It will go down about as well as a cat in a bath filled with cold water.

Interestingly enough, there is no 'watch' feature as commonly found on most art sites, because Elvis Master wanted the best for his Aryan race. So instead of a 'watch' button, in it's place is a 'JIHAD!' button instead - on Josh Thomas's moderator view though, it simply has 'BATMAN GO BATSHIT IN MOVIE THEATRE!'

The site will still look like vomit with a giant big shit streaked all across the top, with two sick-ofant dragon-furries giving that shit a good ol' prod!

Here's a gallery showing some of their ~~features~~ fuckups:

WE AREN'T TASP, GAWD!
Jonny Littman from TASP has joined the draw-war, and has been hard at work!
The most comprehensive external review of the site.
Never heard of Drawrawr? We think he probably won't hear the last of it when DR catch up with him...
Hean kinda answers his own question here...
Why is Hean ex-mod? HE CONTRADICTED DRAWRAWR SITE POLICY! Nobody shall take things seriously on DR! NO EXCEPTIONS!
Isolated Brain getting butthurt because she got lulled at instead of a conversion from this Sheezyart user.
Actually, whilst we're here, look at Catherine's comment... ELVIS WANTS TO BE LONESOME TONIGGGHT!
Where have we seen those four icons before? OH YEAH - They're the entire user base of DR!
Even though we copypasta'd their ToS - WE AREN'T SHEEZY, GAWD!
Coming soon - fat 18 year olds from Texas telling you why Obamacare is a bad thing. Obviously not stolen from Bill O'Reilly...
If the turd-logo isn't enough, the hover-over colour is urine-yellow.
Drawrawr 2: from shit brown to puke green!
DR mod Chinoumi playing pedobear on furry site Nabyn.com
HE SAID SOMETHING BAD ABOUT DRAWRAWR! FLING Z'IM IN DAS CATTLE TRUCK!
DR's faggotry tariff.
At least DR's very own My Little Brony actually has a bullshit-free profile.
Inter's friends list, containing various alt accounts to make it seem like people are using drawrawr.
Wait...OH LawL yet another drawrawr account! They must be properly fucked to create one on their own site...

Marketing

Far from sitting on the internet and waiting for users, the drawrawr gestapo have setup up propaganda profiles all over the interwebz, here is their one on deviantart: [1] Their tactics are simple - find any art site with users, and go on and on and on about how that site has BAD features, that should castrate the owners of the site to Elvis-Master Hell, to get users signed up for a Hitler Youth/Mosque Membership/Drawrawr account.

The site also has a slogan: "Don't just Drawrawr, DRAWWAR!" which is comment-spammed on art sites everywhere, despite not one fuck being given in return.

These include:

http://www.facebook.com/pages/DrawRawrcom/196856303673079 BECAUSE THE WORLD MUST KNOW!
http://drawrawr.sheezyart.com/ IRONY HERE: People who left SA for DR, are now leaving DR for SA again. That or tumblr.
http://pinterest.com/source/drawrawr.com/
~~http://drawrawr.deviantart.com/~~ DAmned for spamming!
http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/drawrawr Just incase they forgot to pay the server bill this month...
https://github.com/Lambdanaut/Drawrawr DR login for members of Anon.
~~What...no twitter? GOOGLE FAIL?~~ Oh it's on page 2: http://twitter.com/#!/drawrawr (Obviously not enough hits...)
http://www.mangabullet.com/DrawRawr/profile
http://drawrawr.artofnine.com/
http://www.tomgeeks.com/phpBB/viewtopic.php?t=5980&start=75&sid=5eb864bda6f895abeb8077e09e6c5126 Example of how to plug forums the right way - the DRAWBAWWW WAY!
http://drawrawr.com/DrawRawr They have one on their own website! They aren't hiring now though - they're posing as German refugees on the Wilhelm Gustloff, with their Nazi Gold.
http://www.alexa.com/siteinfo/drawrawr.com Catherine has been onto Alexia.com and done the obvious. Be sure to pay alexia.com and register your review!
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/drawrawr They got an out-of-steam on steam as well!

DR Promotional video

DR had Jennifer Connelly star in a promotional video, playing the part of a prospective artist's experience on drawrawr, covering everything from initially being bombardied with messages on some other art site - the faggotry part in the middle - followed by realizing it's all bullshit, and smashing the place up before leaving the nightmare.

To distance himself from his sideburns, Josh Thomas is played by David Bowie - instead of Josh Thomas's fugly, sideburn distancing nose.