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Colby James, as he appears IRL.Colby James, as he appears in his twisted fantasy world.The story in a nutshell.
Colby's unhealthy obsession with The Mighty B! has led to him becoming the self-proclaimed writer of the show's "3rd season" and the savior of The Mighty B! fandom. Unfortunately for other fans of the series, however, Colby is an absolute shit-tier excuse for a "writer" and has single-handedly turned a cartoon that was aimed at tweenage girls into a horrific story that features prepubescent children engaging in sexual acts with teenagers, girl scouts being sent to fight and die in World War III, and worst of all – a new self-insert main character who has jack shit to do with the series' original plot.
Even by asspie standards, Colby is an extremely temperamental and violent individual whose numerous and often criminal antics have included death threats, rape threats, bomb threats and stalking. Thus far, it's been confirmed that he's been arrested for stalking a girl while his threats appear to have been written off as harmless spergrage. Colby also seems to have absolutely no understanding of the law and consistently threatens to call the internet police on anyone he doesn't like – Ironic considering that his own hard drive is filled with lolicon, which is considered child porn in New Zealand.
Colby James was born on February 29, 1996, as a direct result of his parents making the extremely ill-informed decision to breed. Around the age of nine—which is coincidentally the age of his current imaginary girlfriend—it finally became clear to Colby's parents that he was autistic as fuck and would likely never grow up to be a high-functioning member of society.
Rather than sending their son to a school for retards, Colby's parents decided that they would send him to a high-school for normal people despite being fully aware of the fact that he was an autistic sociopath who would likely end up raping someone or shooting up the place.
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Colby however left Hagley because of problems with exams their, so they sent him to Hilmorton, however their he joined Drama but unfortunantly later in term 2, he became love struck by a student named Krista Dawson who didn't return his feelings again like Kytten before, he didn't care until the end of term 3 where there he was pleading to go back to Drama, however with his teacher in the Learning Center now gone and replaced, this became a problem, In term 4 however he grew a hatred over Krista and wanted to kill her for getting rid of him in Drama, He wanted to through her off a building and if she grabbed onto his shoes he would use a sharp knife and cut off his shoe where Krista would fall to her death, like in the James Bond Film where Necros falls to his death in a similar manner, however unfortunately never happened because if he did that he would go to prison, he said something rude to Krista saying "You know what I think, Your drama performance sucks," and yield "OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" very similar to Mordecai and Rigby in Regular Show when they do it, Colby told her, "I never want to see your face again," which meant he hated her, however during Hilmorton and his career, he befriended Ethan Johnson, who thought him how to be a bad kid, although however no one liked him but another friend did, and some did, Colby however had to help him, unfortunately Colby wanted to leave because he nearly was going to kill and rape Krista, as revenge for getting him expelled from Drama, so he left never to go back again, this however has been a hard life after an 11 year career in school,
He was put into 10BD with his teacher Mr Budd at Hagley and there he got bullied and they called him names like for example made fun of his middle name, (Thomas) from a train show which made him want to kill a boy by the name of Dillon Morgon. Also there he had a big crush on Kytten a girl whom he was attracted to. she didn`t feel the same way for him and he only liked her because of the singing she did. but he still kept annoying her and made her upset. Colby just couldn`t make a friend with Kytten and still things weren`t quite right at that school so Colby felt cheated one day on a Friday he got mad with her and nearly killed her but he smashed a toilet seat, then had to go to an Office. Colby`s life was miserable. Later one day he apoligised to Kytten but unawear he was being cheated by her. Later before she left to Unlimited High School. All Colby ever wanted was a big hug from Kytten which she gave to him on her last day and in the end he said good by to her.
He also had a hatred over the man Steave Prattley who was very annoying and his main arch nemesis was Dillon Morgan whom later when writing a book called Alpha India 2 his sequel is killed by Dylan Stewart and his ripped torn apart by the soldiers because is a rapist killer. A bad year and a very hard time and return of his show.
Meanwhile Private Arnold "Arnie" Riley is still sad upon the deaths of his best mates, including Chris "Cyborg" Simpson and Jacob "Shepard" Dixon, however one of his closest mates, Private Aaron "Mac" Higgins goes to talk to him, Riley tells him that he couldn't have bared to seen Simpson killed by tree, and Dixon be killed in battle, he says he could have saved Dixon but wasn't close enough, Higgins tells him it wasn't Riley's fault, and however he tells "Mac" Higgins that he is right about Dixon's death, he also says he admired "Cyborg" Simpson that he was a great sniper like "Mac" was, however Riley tells Higgins that in his past once he got involved with a jerk-faced girl, and threatened to kill Krista Dawson, and he threatened to blow up Hillmorton High School and also bulldoze the school and kill her, also rape her body when she is dead, Riley however tells Higgins that he was responsible for his actions and cannot escape his past like as such Riley once however threw Krista into a glass window and used broken glass and left a scar on her face, he also beaten her up once and also pounced her responsible for Riley's actions however Higgins tells him that it's all in the past that Riley should look to the future, but couldn't understand why an evil girl hatted him, however Riley tells him once she was racist to him and picked on him, causing him to attack her, he is afraid of an evil world and like how his friends, Chris and Jacob that have been killed during the previous battle, Higgins promises to take good care and look after Riley with his life, so he cuddles Riley to make shore everything is going to be safe,
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—Colby enjoys writing about raping and murdering his IRL acquaintances
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How did we manage to obtain all of this juicy information on Colby's high school life, you ask? Because he wrote all of this shit on a goddamn public wiki. No, we aren't even kidding, Colby James actually wrote all of his homicidal high school fantasies on a wiki about a cancelled cartoon that was aimed at young girls.
And it isn't just his fellow students that he's threatened – he's also threatened his teacher and has written shit in his fanfics that suggests that he wants to get rid of his parents.
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Then he grew a friendship to Sam Conniebear who befriended him and also Jared who thought him everything however one day he grew a hatred over Mr Budd and called him Mr Mudkip. fortunately for him he is bought to Fast Track and also later he runs off to the city crying and saying he was going to kill that old freak with a knife. But later his mother was not impressed.
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—Colby called his teacher a Mudkip and then threatened to murder him
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Unfortunately when Colby was a toddler at 4 years old in 2000 while Colby was still in kindergarten his parents where both killed in a car crash which it was found that his father drove straight ahead but the drunk driver lost control thus his parents died as a result but the crash saved Colby's life although he caught server brain damage which scared him for life making him a grumpy kid which he did not like to be reminded of the incident with his parents both being killed,
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—Colby, attempting to write his parents away
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The Mighty B!
It's as dumb as it looks, and the second season is even dumber.Ke$ha and her azn friend are complete cunts.Of course Portia would be voiced by this insufferable cunt.Bessie wants to become Chyna so she can die in her mid-forties.This show mocks itself.Amy Poehler, co-creator of The Mighty B! and voice of Bessie.The Mighty TrollThat's not honey.(((The Mighty B!)))
The Mighty B! was an American anime series, co-created by former SNL star Amy Poehler, that originally aired on Nickelodeon between 2008 and 2011. The series followed the adventures of Bessie Higgenbottom, a 9-year-old Honeybee Scout from San Francisco, as she delivers taffy to customers and attempts to EARN ALL THE BADGES.
Young Bessie is seemingly under the impression that earning all of the Girl Scout badges in existence will somehow turn her into a masculine superhero known as The Mighty B – why she believes such complete and utter bullshit is never even explained throughout the show's two seasons.
Bessie is often accompanied on her adventures by her dog/KGB agent, her annoying cunt of a little brother, her morbidly obeseJewishBFF and the other members of her Honeybee Troop. Also everyone in San Francisco is apparently Jewish.
Portia's hot jailbait cousin who only appears in about 2 episodes. She's actually one of the most popular characters in the show since all of the regulars are completely unrapeable.
Cherry
The leader of The Dragonflies scout troop and yet another popular character despite only appearing in two fucking episodes.
Kappus TL;DRioThe birth of an abomination.Kappus and his band, Anal Cunt.The original Twisted SisterDee Snider, Kappus' namesake.This explains everything.Only in Colby's mind is Kappus a Mary Sue.A true master of MS Paint.
Kappus Michael Dee Snider Lovell Dario is Colby's shitty self-insert OC and the main focus of Colby's "Season 3 Books" despite having absolutely nothing to do with the actual show's plot. Kappus is a 15-year-old New Zealandese boy scout who moves to San Francisco or some shit and has a gripping and tragic backstory that would make THE GODDAMN BATMAN jealous.
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In the Year 1996 Michael Lovell James gets born, but his Mother names him Kappus
One day Kappus was at his Scouts, but trouble came his Mother Karen James caught Throat cancer and had to go to hospital, the nurses were unable to save his mum from Throat Cancer, his mother said to Kappus "take care of you father, for me," his mum suddenly died, Kappus began to cry, both he and his Friends and his Scouts and Mr Havelock and their Parents and other People participated in his Karen's funeral, Kappus said to her grave that, "I Was not able to save you Mum, good by mum you are in are hearts forever," after his mums death Kappus and his friends decided to do a rockband for his Mother, sins she was a founder of rockbands,
Because we here at Encyclopædia Dramatica care about you, we have actually taken the time to read the græt wall of text that is the rest of Kappus' backstory – it's the worst thing that we've ever fucking read, but we'll sum it up to save you from having to deal with it.
After Kappus' mum dies, Kappus' dad decides that, instead of sending Kappus to School, he'll send Kappus to the boy scouts as a sacrificial offering. A bunch of crazy shit happens, Kappus ends up earning a bunch of badges, fights a bunch of "graverobers" in Colorado, then a motherfucking earthquake destroys New Zealand and Kappus is forced to move to San Francisco.
Immediately after arriving in San Francisco, Kappus and his friends bump into Twisted Sister at the airport and are then crowned by Dee Snider himself as the new Twisted Sisters. Why? Because Mary Sue logic demands it.
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Dee Snider, their leader, told them you will be new members of the Twisted Sisters, Kappus was given the nickname, "Dee Snider." after the leader, Nicholas, Kappus`s Best friend was also given the nickname "Eddie Ojeda." after one of the band members, and also William was given the nickname "Mark Mendoza." after another Twisted Sister, band member, Don, was given the nickname "Jay Jay French," after one of Dee Snider`s band members, and also Joseph was given the nickname, "A.J. Pero." after one of the band members, the other two were not nicknamed, ,Dee Snider. told Kappus, good luck being the new Twisted Sister band leader, and a good luck to all of you, Kappus told Dee, that why do you need new band members, Dee, said to Kappus, because we are getting older, Kappus soon became the new Twisted Sister band leader,
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—Kappus becomes the new king of transvestite faggots
Kappus and his teenage friends—now infused with Dee Snider's power of faggotry—finally end up crossing into The Mighty B! universe and begin to meet a bunch of 8-year-old girls that they all feel immediate sexual attraction towards. Yes, Kappus and his friends have just become the first ever rapefugees to come to America from New Zealand.
Proof that Kappus is based on Colby
Colby insists that Kappus is an original character and not a shitty self-insert, but the following facts disprove this assertion:
They were both born on the same day.
They were both born in Christchurch New Zealand.
They're both retarded.
They're both paedophiles.
Their friends have the same fucking names.
Kappus' mum is dead.
Colby's mum is dead inside because of her son's shitty behaviour.
Millie Millerson, the object of Colby's lust.This way! I shall show you shitty fan fiction!Millie, dressed like a faggot.
Millie Millerson is a side-character from The Mighty B! who easily ranks in the double digits in terms of total screen time. Colby somehow ended up "falling in love" with the Mildebeest despite the fact that she's just a shitty background character with a fucking weird-shaped head.
Millie is an 8-year-old Honeybee Scout who sounds like a dying Jew with braces and appears to suffer from a mild form of mental retardation. The only other real fact about her that the series itself ever actually reveals is that she owns a turtle named Chester Turtleton. Yep, this is some top quality waifu material!
Because Millie loves Kappus and always kisses him on the lips and also hugs him she only likes him because he is a nice nerd with a pritty face, Kappus says to Millie that she is pritty and sexy and hot,
Colby's IRL friend, Dicholas Beaver, with his middle name replaced by the guitarist from Twisted Sister. Looks like a typical pothead and is paired with Gwen Wu in Colby's fanfics.
A spoiled, rich, drug-addict with a pickle for a nose. Is paired with Portia.
Isaac "Bryon" Miriam
A shitty recolour of Kappus who has a coonskin cap grafted to his head. His girlfriend is "Marie G. Malarkey", a nameless background honeybee that Colby decided to turn into a shipping prop.
After The Mighty B! was finally canned by Nickelodeon after two whole seasons, Colby James decided that he would do the world a service by writing the show's 3rd season himself. Colby quickly determined that The Mighty B!'s target audience had no interest in a female main character and began the long and hard journey to replace Bessie with a far more relatable protagonist!
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Dude to tell you I am the book writer of Season 3 for the future because the last episode in Season 2 was a shit ending, and Bessie didn't come close to being the Mighty B!, Thus Mrs Gibbons was hard on Bessie which I don't like, I am makeing it a better story,
We also need images of Season 1 n 2 episodes for gallerys, please, help us, also I do not like them making their own episodes up of Season 3 n 4, it never happened, Also I am the book writer for Season 3, they do not ask primision without asking me first, I am chairmen to this site, and I am gonna have to delete made up episodes sorry, but leave my ones, also you cannot just delete my images of my fan characters, they are for the future of the show to show how they will look like, also you can't just delete anything, ask me first,
I do respect you but still, trust me please, I am using them for the future, and also Introducing Kappus Michael Dee Snider Lovell Dario as second main character to replace Happy, Happy who is Bessie's dog will still be on the show, but Kappus mostly takes up,
my regaurds Colby James, Writer for the Mighty B! Season 3.
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—Colby James, self-proclaimed "writer"
One would think that a smart young lad like Colby would be aware of the fact that he has no rights to The Mighty B! IP and that his stories are, in fact, fan fiction – that, however, was not the case.
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Hey Guys to the Mighty B! Wiki, and to everyone this is Colby James, now I know some of you might think this is made up but this carcter was for my new books that i`m writeing as part of my project,
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—Colby "Haters will say it's Photoshop" James
As one would expect, the fan-made third season of The Mighty B! was greeted with rave review – and by that, we mean that the reviewer was obviously attending a rave when he wrote this shit.
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I know who the person is making up the stories. His name is Colby James. He's a New Zealander. He's a real talented writer. He's also a big Mighty B fan. He's written several new Mighty B stories. He's also created some new Mighty B characters. Two of them are Kappus James and Nick Weaver. They make up a band called the new Twisted Sisters. Kappus bears a slight resemblance to the taffy factory manager from Something's Wrong With This Taffy. Nick bears a slight resemblance to Integritone 2. In one huge Mighty B story thay Colby writes, the Honeybees fight World War 3. Their enemy is none other than the Dragonflies. Sadly, some of the Honeybees are killed fighting World War 3. Gladly, it's no one from Troop 828, although one is seriously injured and is sent home. No one from Troop 787, Sissy's troop, dies either. That's another good thing. Anyways, I'm rooting for Colby. As a big fan, I do want to see another season of the Mighty B.
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—jegolas1973, thinking that Colby is a "real talented writer"
The Mighty B: World at War
War, war never changes.The dastardly villains who start World War III.You will die in this shit if you aren't a major characterThe Mighty B! Season 3 IRL.8-year-old girl scouts fighting in World War III because why not?Susanna T. RosettiOne of the many poorly-drawn casualties of World War III.The Battle of Turkey involved much copypasta.
Now that it was decided that Kappus Something Something Dee Snider Something Something Diarrheahole would officially replace Bessie Higgenbottom as the show's main character, it was time for Colby to begin "writing" a gripping tale for the third season of The Mighty B! As a professional writer, Colby knew exactly what 8-year-old girls who watch Nickelodeon would want to see – WORLD WAR III, MOTHERFUCKERZ!!111
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Hey guys I just want to tell all of you, well you see my name I wrote, well tell me what you think about it and solve this problem, because I am a single, and lonely, but you are my friends of this wiki, right, well I need friends other's though, you know how I feel, and I am a real sad boy, but you can help my edits and rewrite the gramma spellings can anyone of you help,
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—Colby, stating the obvious
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With the dead Honeybee Paratroopers that perished in World War III Kappus told his Honeybees and the People they will not be forgotten and they partook in the burring of their dead bodys! all the Honeybee Paratroopers where present at their funeral of the burrieing of their bodys into coffins,
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—Colby James, on "burring" the corpses of 8-year-old girls
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Just before they arrived and Kappus gave the orders to 1st Lieutenant Joseph Brethren along with 3 Honeybee Paratrooper went to attack the town only two made it right before the battle begain in the town of Eskisehir. When she and Susanna T. Rosetti went the wrong way that led to the siloes where it led to a Dragonflie Sniper, However she and Rosetti took cover behind a fallen Dragonflie Army Truck, However Rosetti was killed by the sniper and after the death of Rosetti, but this made Kirshenbaum kill the Dragonflie Sniper with her rifle, Susanne was upset of Rosetti`s death and began to cry after that,
And that's the resin why... ever since I tried to kill Eminem and his gang, and ever since I tried to ask someone... I was shy and scared and nervous about it, I never went back to Kentucky again, and instead I was so frightened and autisticly scared to kiss people, that well... I am shy and embarrassed, we left Kentucky because of Eminem and his gang that I nearly tried to kill one of his men, we moved to San Francisco and when people look at me like gang's they try to follow me... And that is why I need a nice man to look after me not a nasty gang member or Eminem or Rap players or African-American's like Rocky Rhoads either, That is why I needed someone like me to protect me.. when I came here to start a new life as a Honeybee in San Francisco it's never been the same since Kentucky, I try to leave this behind me but whenever like when Bessie pushed me at the fun fair and became the henchwoman to the Mr Evil Pants... I was Gasslie Graff I feel enraged by this, but I felt sorry to have framed Bessie. and I feel like I need a nice man, I care about Bessie because she is nicer than Portia and Gwen that tease me and use me as pouching bags as their target, so does Matilda, I want to in life be a nice girl to people I play nicely ever since I was a little girl, it bothers me passing days,
That night when it was midnight Kappus and Millie began to do Oral sex that night, Millie found it to be touchful, Kappus was whereing a condom so that it could protect him from peeing sperm into her vagina, Millie liked what Kappus did that night,
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—PEEING SPERM INTO HER VAGINA
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Millie told Kappus that she actually liked Playboy stuff, Kappus liked what Millie said, he and Millie kissed each other on the lip,
Millie told Bessie about Kappus that he is a nice man and that he is very kind and he always where`s a condom when having sex, Bessie was amazed of this, Kappus hugged his girlfriend and kissed her, she kissed him on the lips, later on at night Mary told Kappus about his day, he enjoyed his day,
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—Millie confides in Bessie about being sexually abused by Kappus
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Millie is Kappus`s girlfriend and also he is in love with her, he and her have a cruch on eachother, however Millie likes Kappus and always hangs out with him, Millie likes to have sex with Kappus which Kappus always wants to do only for her, she and him want to get married in the futher and always want to have kids, Millie will always say that he is handsome and hot, Millie can do anything she wants for Kappus like she will give him a kiss on the lips or she will give him a massarge or a hug, Millie is in love with Kappus and she will always be with him,
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—Colby
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Mary was very upset with Kappus she clamed that Kappus had sex with Millie, Kappus told her he didn`t, she keeped telling him he did because Gaby told him, then not long Mary was soon said with Kappus, Kappus told Mary the truth, he was a prostichute and made sex for money, Mary understood Kappus and told him you don`t have to do this you are not a prostichute, and he wasn`t one of them, Kappus began to cry and began in tears, Millie hugged Kappus to tell him it is allright,
That night the two even eat Pizza and and play video games, Kappus and Millie play a game and the two even go to Kappus's room and even strip nude, Millie however giggles because the two are playing streaking around the house, Millie even hugs Kappus as they are both naked, (Not mentioned in the story) Kappus and Millie acctuley had sex that night and didn't wear any condoms, as they had sex, Millie even said, "Oh Kappus, it feels wonderful," and she giggles, Kappus was glad to have a girlfriend who didn't swear, the two gladly cuddled each other, and then slepped nude,
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—You just mentioned it in the story, dipshit
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As Kappus went to her house Kappus was looking after her by himself, Kappus and Millie began to have fun all night long, Kappus then touched her by the sholders then they both went on the bed and made out, Millie took her clothes off but only showed her underwear, Millie told Kappus to lick her boobs, Kappus licked Millie`s boobs she found this to be touchfull, he laided on her and kissed her body, but Kappus told her we can`t have sex until we are 18, she understood him, she asked Kappus to take a picture of her nude, Kappus took a picture of her nude and once she came to look at Kappus`s phone she liked the image of her nude, and she told Kappus will you marry me in the future, Kappus told her yes i`ll marry you, Millie and Kappus kissed eachother, she and Kappus then watched a movie and had popcorn. Kappus and Millie then Kissed and hugged eachother as they were watching T,V. Later on Mr and Mrs Gibbons went back to Millie`s house, then they asked Kappus how was your night, Kappus told her it was good, just before Kappus went home, Millie kissed Kappus and then she hugged him and she told him i`ll see you tomorrow.
As Kappus went to her house Kappus was looking after her by himself, Kappus and Millie began to have fun all night long, Kappus and Millie then played with each other inside the house, Kappus and Millie then Kissed each other then she told him to touch her boobs, Millie took her clothes off but only showing her underwear, Millie told Kappus how do I look, Kappus told her you look hot, Millie loved that, Millie told Kappus to lick her nipples and her boobs, she liked that, And Millie then found this to be touchful and she loved what Kappus was doing, Millie then kissed Kappus, Millie asked to take a Picture of her nude, he used his phone and took a picture of her nude, Kappus then saw the picture and liked that, Millie then kissed him, Millie then touched Kappus`s penis and sucked on it she loved his penis, then she had sex with Kappus, she humped him harder and Kappus did the same, Millie told Kappus that we must not tell anyone this, he humped her until Kappus put his penis out and squrted sperm out on Millie`s face, Millie liked Kappus`s sperm, then Millie put her clothes back on and Millie then kissed her even more, Kappus then touched her by the sholders then they both went on the bed and kissed eachother, she told Kappus will you marry me in the future, Kappus told her yes i`ll marry you, Millie and Kappus kissed eachother, she and Kappus then watched T,V they had popcorn, Kappus and Millie then Kissed and hugged eachother as they were watching T,V she then asked him to touch her by the boobs, he touched them she liked that, Later on Mr and Mrs Gibbons went back to Millie`s house, then they asked Kappus how was your night, Kappus told her it was good, just before Kappus went home, Millie kissed Kappus and then she hugged him and she told him i`ll see you tomorrow.
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—Colby added this shit to a wiki about a cartoon that's aimed at young girls
Colby vs. ColbyJames2
Let the trolling begin!
ColbyJames2 was the incredibly creative name that was used by Colby's first major troll. ColbyJamees2 decided to take advantage of the fact that ColbyJames1 had been writing all of his crappy fan fiction on a fucking wiki and began making some edits to the already ridiculously long Kappus page.
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Kappas had sex with Millie!, His penis was really big, and hurt her. So mile, mad, and punched him, abut he bought her donuts, and Millie said "Kappus, your hot I love you" but she lied, so Kappus called Valentines day stupid liers f*** day lossers.
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—ColbyJames2
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One day Kappus and Millie divorced, and Kappus went to a strip club, and Girls were hot, and Kappus saw a girl get nude, But then he got really horny, and then he kissed her, And she pulled off his pants, and rubbed his penis, and they both got nude and went down. Kappus sucked her hots sexy bitch tits breasts, but the girl liked it, and kissed his neck, He put his mouth on her vagina, And he sucked it, and her juices flew out and he drank it.
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—ColbyJames2
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Not funny man, NOT FUNNY, So stop messing about with my page, it's not funny and that's not what happened with Kappus and Millie so shut up, they never broke up, leave me alone and his page, it gives them the idea of the future,
Kappus isn't a nasty man, nither is Millie, but they love each other, not horrid, please don't do this,
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—Colby James
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Why do you have my pofile name, what's this all about, and what is your real name,
I won't tell my real name, but I took your profile becase I really like your stories, and wanted to add to them,
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—ColbyJames2
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Please I want you to report a spamer, ColbyJames2 has spamed and destroyed the site, tell the manager of Wiki to ban this FUCKER of I will contact the Police and you need to help me, don't listen to ColbyJames2 he's useing you help me rewrite the page Kappus Michael Dee Snider Lovell Dario. and kill that Fucking bitch ColbyJames2, NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
...Where do I begin... First off, calm down. Take a chill pill or some shit. Second, ColbyJames2 is just a troll. Not a spamer Third, I highly doubt that the police would do anything about this troll. Fourth, You could just go to history, and edit back the Kappus page to the way it was. Fifth, ColbyJames2 isn't spamming the site. He's only trolling YOU and YOU alone. ColbyJames2 isn't after anyone else. Just YOU. And Sixth, sorry Colby, but I will not be involved in murder.
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—TheNick4Guy
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Sorry man but it's not suitble in front of childern. so stop that,
I never meant harm. I just thought Kappus was a dumb idea, so I trolled it. But Colby took it way too far and threatened to call the cops, and that got me mad. I have made a list of stupid Colby James things:
He's a hypocrite. He said I can't put sex but he did that, and even had Kappus blowing semen onto Millie's face.
He has an IQ of like 10.
He said he'll call the cops and kill me because I troll, but I already told him how to fix it??!??!??!?!??
He thinks Nickelodeon will care what I do and that 7 year olds having sex and going into World War 3 IN SEASON 3 is appropriate but me making some sex stuff to TROLL is not...
YOu made the soldiers wear pure green. NOt even OD green, pure, forest green. WTF. I've been studying military tactics for a long time. I know what reticles most militaries use in scopes, what camo, tanks, guns, etc. NO ONE WEARS PURE GREEN AS STANDARD UNIFORM. THey wear camouflage. THe U.S. uses MultiCAm/UCP (being replaced with OCP). New Zealand also uses a variant of woodland. I know that U want to join the army, I understand your patriotism, but making green uniforms is something a 5 year old would do, not an adult.
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—ColbyJames2
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Look please stop man, I am not a man who writes Sex anymore, I am a man who is protecting children sites, I only wrote that once because a friend of mine and my childish ways when I was 15 were not as useful, I wouldn't but please you lowlife, STOP! I give up, ImNotaBee cares for me, she loves me, but she hates you, You are not Colby, you never will be, your Dillon Morgan, the man who tried framing me, your mince meat ColbyJames2, because I lost CPIT you low-life, I was kicked out because I missed Stacey, you came, ruiened my life, I have caught stress, I would Kill my Self and get rid of you, I warned Amazing World of Gumball, about this, and they know all about you, your a pedo who troll's sites to childern, you care nothing for the trouble of others, I shall break that neck of yours in a duel, you you, you SPAM to SITES! YOUR MINCE MEAT! HAAAHAAAAHAAAAAA! MOOOHAAAHAAAHAAA!
In 2013, Colby joined The Amazing World of Gumball wiki and began filling it with his autistic fanon crap and OCs. Realizing that Kappus wouldn't fit in the Gumball universe, Colby created a brand new OC named Malcolm Hagman. Malcolm is a 12-year-old "Moleman" who looks exactly the same as Kappus but is armed with a gun and in a relationship with Teri the paper bear instead of Millie.
As expected, the members and bureaucrats of the Gumball Wikia did not enjoy reading Colby's self-centered tripe and soon gave him an ultimatum to either stop posting fan shit or fuck off.
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Hy guys, I'm real sorry for that day when you blocked me, well their isn't an easy way to say this, but I was drunk when I did a stupity, oh please like my new picture of a train of my profile, anyway I like The Amazing World of Gumball because it makes me laugh, also one day I would star in the show, as one of the characters, Malcolm Hagman, (Please know, this is only once but I won't do it again, promise) he is a mole I disided to change, this character however is dressed like Daniel Hagman in the Sharpe Series, and simliar to him, he wears 95th rifles uniform, (I'm sorry if I said that and I know it is fannon, but just once) he befriends Gumball, Darwin, Rob, and Lesile, also nearly everyone exept Sussie and William, and Tina Rex and Jamie, he also later starts to have a crush on Teri, who returns his feelings, (before you delete this guys of girls of this wiki, would you make an website that can help us plan for future characters, in future, and I know what you feel of this site, and I'm real sorry 4 months ago, I was drunk, also did you know I now nearly have a girlfriend named Stacey, which like Gumball I am hidding, I like you guys and I still think you are cool, not so dumb, like others, I am a nice guy who dosen't swear nor says dirty words, so could you make me a site that in future where we could plan for future characters of this show, I know you might say no, but could you) that is all I have to say, C.T James.
Look I feel upset at the moment, why do you guys hate me, what have I done wrong, is it because you hate me for other things I did in the past, Look I cannot help my life, I had a unlucky year last year, and I lost CPIT because of an Incompetent Tutor named Debby who wouldn't make me go full time, I almost threatened her with a chair and I kicked a table and refused to pick it up, I still have nightmares because of this, and on November 16th last year I lost my Rowley Ave course because of a mean old lady found out I was looking at youtube poops like WTLnetwork and others, that said sexual stuff like sick words you are not supposed to go into, I was banned from going, I said, that 'I think maybe she's right maybe I shouldn't go back, because of what I had done, but maybe it's for the better,' yes last year was hard, guys you need to feel sorry for me, and I know I don't talk about Fannon on this site, I tried to contact the director on Twitter and send him my fanon character but no replies, how do I get to the director you can tell me how?
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—Colby whines after the Gumball wiki gets tired of his OC bullshit
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IMO I think he meant he made a mistake, but he can't come to terms with it.
He's in so much denial that has has to say he was "drunk".
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—Klonoamiyumi
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No fanon,don't you get it!?
Stop contradicting yourself and just accept it.
You can't exactly tell a police officer "Okay,one more murder then I'll stop" so why do something like that here?
What Yhwach wants you to believe.Kappus did nothing wrong.What Yhwach looks like in Colby's fucked up mind.What Yhwach looks like IRL.My name is Yhwach.
The Almighty Yhwach (pronounced: jew-ha-bach) is the final antagonist of the Bleach manga and leader of the Wandenreich, he is also an internet troll who decided that it would be funny to make ridiculous edits to The Mighty B Fanon Wiki in an attempt to bait Colby into going full sperg.
Yhwach's first act of trolling, which took place in March, 2015, was rewriting the fanon to break up Millie and Kappus and instead place Millie in a lesbian relationship with Portia Gibbons, a character that Colby hates.
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You do know that Millie isn't a girl that likes lesbian neither as mentioned in my fake Mighty B! Season 3, I understand you made a great idea, but why tell she is lesbian, Portia is her enemy,
I am feeling a bit scared at the moment, a new editor called The Almighty Yhwach is really acting strange, he is writing things that frighten people on that site, I am feeling frightened, help me if you can.
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—Colby goes crying to ImNotaBee, the only other non-troll on the wiki
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After getting Colby's attention, Yhwach then began mass-vandalizing the wiki with retarded references to Berserk, Shin Megami Tensei and other assorted weeaboo bullshit that was almost as autistic as Colby's own writing. Colby's reaction to all of this was, of course, to begin an epic sperg-rant on The Mighty B Wiki where he speculated that Yhwach must be a member of ISIS and then demanded that someone contact "the cyber police".
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I was a buddy of TheAlmightyYhwach but because he vandalized my Kappus and Millie pics which doesn't make séance, we need to call in the Cyber Police and the Wiki Police and the administrator who runs The Mighty B! Fanon site, he ruined by best work on Kappus all hard time I took in making it,
I am cross and betrayed by The Almighty Yhwach because he has vandalized and learnt out our every move we make, and turned it into a porn site, we need help send in backup now we must do something to stop this Isis bitch,
And I think Yhwach is an Isis Militant Solider, because he thinks he belives god, he was with ColbyJames2 as well, we need all of your help and administrators to help in stopping and arresting Yhwach and James2 as well,
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—Colby never makes any séance
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They has been a mad man named The Almighty Yhwach that took over The Mighty B! Fanon site, we need help because he has vandalized that site he needs to go away or we call in the cyber police, see what happened what he did to a lovely children site, http://mightybfanon.wikia.com/wiki/Mighty_B_Fanon_Wiki
It was started by ColbyJames2 and The Almighty Yhwach, ColbyJames2 is a paedophile while Yhwach is known to love to burry children alive and kill them and stuff, he is really an Isis soldier who was trying to disgrace a lovely children site, it is about time we call in the cyber police and the administrator to stop The Almighty Yhwach on their.
I fucking hate ColbyJames2 he is a pedophile and must be eliminated so get rid of that fucking piece of shit and kill him.
He has possibly been spamming the site,
The Almighty Yhwach possibly made an image called http://mightybfanon.wikia.com/wiki/File:Sexykappy.png see that that in words saying "Millie, I am too sexy for my shirt destroyer of your vagina" is disgusting so you will have to tell Yhwach to delete them, and I am sorry but it has to go because of this he caused attention to spam my page that isn't his, you will have to block him for 1000000000000000000 years for life until he dies, ColbyJames2 is a pedophile and must be stopped, get his account deleted for life,
LMFAOOOOOOOOO U think yhwach is part of ISIS LMFAO
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—ColbyJames2, laughing at ColbyJames1
ImNotaGirl
ImNotAnAutist
ImNotaBee a.k.a. TheNick4Girl is an extremely sensitive young woman from Jew York who is The Mighty B Fanon Wiki's only non-troll contributor. ImNotaBee has been known to encourage Colby's autism and has a tendency to flip out whenever anyone refers to her with the wrong pronouns. ImNotaBee apparently possesses a penis and believes that that makes her less of a woman – an extremely cissexist point of view that helps contribute to rape culture and shit like that.
ImNotaBoy also possesses a YouTube channel where she posts shitty YouTube poop videos.
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Colby, I read the stuff you put on my talk page and incase you didn't see my profile... I AM A FUCKING GUY! MY FUCKING PROFILE SAYS THAT I'M A FUCKING GUY! IT'S PRETTY OVBIOUS THAT I'M A GUY! But, incase if the "she"s in your message was just another one of your typos, than sorry for yelling.
Also, ColbyJames2, I already told Colby James this but you also seemed to make this retarded mistake I'm a Guy! I've always Been a Guy! My profiles says that I'm a Guy! End-of-story! Guy! NotaBee but I am a guy!
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—ImAGirl, flipping her shit again
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First off, I'm quite positive that Yhwach and ColbyJames2 aren't part of Isis. Why would they be messing around with some dude's fanon on the wiki of a simple kids' cartoon if they were part of Isis? They wouldn't. Also, Yhwach brought up a good point. You used to draw porn of Kappus and Millie and used to make everything super serious with that stupid World War III crap (seriously, why would a bunch of 9-year-old girls join the military?) yet your accusing Yhwach of doing the same thing and wanting him to stop. I get that you changed but I'm sure that Yhwach is just a troll. So is ColbyJames2. The only that Yhwach and ColbyJames2 are here doing the things they do is because you used to do the things that they did.
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—TheNick4Girl, the voice of reason on a seriously fucked up wiki
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Why do you hate me now. What did I do wrong. I know I ruined this in the past but I changed from bad now. You know I have had an very unlucky year this year. I got suspended from CPIT as well. My girlfriend moved full time. I just well care about being a movie star for the future of Kappus Dario him. why does ColbyJames2 hate me so much. I don't want to be disgusting anymore. I just want you to help redo the Kappus page but remove all sex parts in it. I am sorry TheNick4Guy I didn't know at that time. but could you help do this. another thing is why I wrote the war thing was because I hatted Cherry. I wasn't trying to kill any of the Honeybees off. I was trying to kill Cherry because I am not please with that nuttier head woman's behavior and that. It's because I have a obsession to War stuff. I am afraid that World War III could start and I want to be a soldier however because of my autism I am unshore if they can let me go into the military. But as I was saying you can you help please.
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—Colby, blabbering on like he always does
Colby's Dannish Love Quest
Danish MillieThe only Danish girlfriend that Colby will ever have.
Millie's dannish [sic] dance.
A proper Danish pussy dance.
Colby James, MS Paint Wizard
Colby knows fine art when he sees it.Colby has promising artistic talent...... is what we might have said if we weren't aware of the fact that the previous image was traced from Cartoon Reality.Tracing is the only thing that Colby seems to have a talent for.8yearolds fartinmyfaceHow to properly deal with a shitty self-insert.I want to piss on you.No life.
Despite possessing the artistic prowess of Helen Keller, Colby was determined to pursue his dream of becoming a professional Hollywood drawfag. In pursuit of this goal, Colby fired up MS Paint and began mercilessly raping his collection of The Mighty B! screencaps to create a series of shitty nude edits that are so horrifically awful that they made the fine folks over at Paheal cringe.
Colby began to shift from making shitty nude edits to mass-producing shitty traces and even shittier original artwork that he would then bombard Paheal with. Colby's "art" was considered to be complete shit even by Paheal's low standards, and his dialog choices, comments and tagging skillz were even shittier (i.e. he tagged most of his uploads with "hot buttered sex" and other completely nonsensical tags).
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I'll rape that bitch and cum allover her with semen and I will keep fucking her all night until she crashes, >:D
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—Colby James, wanting to rape Stephanie from LazyTown
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FUCK THAT DIRTY HOT SLUT!!!
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—One of Colby's typical comments on Paheal
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ohnnnn i wanna cum her pussy :-(
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—More
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I love Millie's pussy. its so cute. I would like to fuck her vagina. but unfortantly I don't think we will find a vagina that size. do you.
Do one when Millie is being fucked by a random person, but a white man, and Millie blushing too much.
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—Whites only
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Do more Millie in Comic book form of when she blowjobs a guy, and cums on her face, kindly, but big seeman's all over her, by saying, "Oh Kappus" please, I would like to laugh my head off. XD
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—Seeman's
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Hey could you please soon do more Millie Millerson, naked, I want to laugh, please I want you also to do sex picture of her, please look into The Mighty B! Wiki site on Kappus Michael Dee Snider Lovell Dario, she is with him, so can you soon because I am a Mighty B! porn fan,
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—Colby
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BANG THAT FAT COCK IN PORTIA'S CUNT! HARDER! FUCK HER TILL SHE IS A TEEN PREGNAT BITCH!! >:D
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—Colby
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Eventually, the Paheal staff learned that Colby was tracing other images—a mortal sin on loli, gore and scat-infested Paheal—and Colby was added to the artist blacklist. As one would expect, it didn't take long for Colby to begin whining, sperging and spewing death threats against users who had absolutely nothing to do with his ban. Within only a few hours of being added to the artist blacklist, Colby also found himself added to the banlist.
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I have left rule34 because of that Dencaster is horrid and no longer should allow me back, I am with Inkbunny and Pixiv but problems are I still wish I could give up pornography easy, now why I might have said these things I wanted your help, I still need your help we just need to forget about it, but come help me on fanon with ideas,
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—Colby claims that he left Paheal, but he was actually b&
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Not much has happened but Colby is trying to recover since Rule 34 staff have found he was copyrighting peoples' artwork, Colby is however feeling stressed on that, he suggests that it was wrong to do, but plans to try and not do it in future when he learns not ok to do so, feeling bad on Rule34 for what has happened he wants to reupload them but is afraid he will have them deleted again,
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—Colby
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Immediately after Colby's ban, a new user joined Paheal under the lovely name of "Smegmasaurus" and posted "fan art" of a negro urinating in Kappus' mouth and the timeless phrase "Once you go black, you won't want Millie back." Because Paheal is a respectable site that doesn't distribute porn that consists solely of OCs, the image was swiftly deleted – after which, Smegmasaurus promptly altered the image and reuploaded it with R. Kelly now included.
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Stop obsessing over Paheal, it's a site full of shitty cartoon porn. Smegmasaurus proved that when he actually drew that abomination with R. Kelly. That was without a doubt the best five bucks that I've ever spent on Fiverr.
Stacey Hoolahan, Colby's stalking victim.He wonders why Stacey wasn't attracted to such a beta male.Christopher Fairclough, supreme gentleman and brony.Stacey and her new boy toy.Stacey and one of her friends.Stacey Hoolahan in shitty DevianTARTlet form.
Stacey Hoolahan is one of Colby's former classmates and one of the few people that Colby actually seems to have any semblance of respect for. While Colby has a habit of referring to Stacey as his "girlfriend", it's worth noting that there's no real evidence that she ever had anything to do with him – there's a very real possibility that Colby's "relationship" with Stacey was never actually real and that it was merely a product of Colby's fucked up mind.
Regardless of whether Colby and Stacey were ever actually an item, we do know that Colby is still a fucking virgin and Stacey is now dating a Brony named Chris Fairclough. Yes, Stacey actually chose to be with a fucking brony rather than be with the autistic wankstain that is Colby James.
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As you might not know, Stacey Hoolahan wore Braces and has a similar slow talk just like Millie, but only a British Accent, you know if you are even on Facebook, you could look into her, and you know who she looks like, she wears Glasses just like me, also is a very nice girl, at the moment with us, we are having hard timing trying to get as boyfriend and girlfriend, I am doing the right thing for relationships, but I feel like I like her, and she feels unshore about me dating her, she does like me, but is unshore if she will date, she is a shy girl like Millie,
as I will say about Millie, I am the book writer for Mighty B! Season 3, I am writing the stories more to attract fans, cus the last episode of Season 2 was shit, and I got shocked, Millie's boyfriend is Kappus Dario, try looking up Kappus Michael Dee Snider Lovell Dario A.K.A James on Mighty B! Wiki site, he just like her has a slow talk, so Kappus is as well to be main character, but second, cus Bessie is only allowed to be first, Millie will be moved upto Supportting character cuz she is with Kappus mostly, also the Honeybees, fall in love with the Bunny Scouts, of Kappus's, Bessie falls in love with Donald or Don not to confuse the mail man, also Portia falls in love with Tobias, while Gwen with Kappus's long life friend, Nicholas Weaver, Penny as well with Joseph an Australian, or Ozzy we call, so I hope in future you will love it,
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—Colby
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you see Venge Ace why I love girls like that is because I always wanted to have one like it, though I have never had a real girl in real lif
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—Colby
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I have a big huge crush on Stacey Hoolahan, however she liked me but when ever I came enoying she grew cross when I creaked the floor at CPIT, Stacey forgives and likes me, I also plan to marry her in the future, if I ever see her, she was my tilight sparkle, of my life, the angle in my cake, and my one true love, she likes it when I talk, also has a like to me, but has to make shore she trusts me, I miss her and CPIT after my opsession to her, missing her and Debby's Incompitance ruined my chances, made me angry with Debby forced me to leave, I wish I could kill Debby back and free Joshua Smithy my BFF for life, and my other friends, like Antony and Stacey, but I don't think Debby will let me back, I still love Stacey and I plan to marry her, she is the only resin I can go to freedom, like what happened with Mandark and Dee Dee in dexters labrotory, what happens to me happened to Mandark, I once said, "I love Stacey, she is the spark of my dreams, she looks nice, but I am right I am a horrible person, I am a Pocher who kills Rabbits, I think Stacey is hot without her glasses on her! i also think she is the dream of my life" she is a lovely girl,
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—Colby James, making Chris-Chan look normal
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later however it was found out that Colby has learned that Stacey Hoolahan is now dating Chris Fairclough and now realizes that he is no longer in a relationship now with Stacey, also while around 2015 he is reunited with his CPIT friend John Smithies for the second time in many years but explained why in the past he was angry over at his tutor,
After Colby's ban from Paheal, a man claiming to be "Drew Pickles from Nickelodeon" joined The Mighty B Fanon Wiki to make an important business inquiry.
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From the way he talked, I think he honestly believed that at some point, someone connected with the show or the network would contact him and tell him that they wanted to do a third season based on his ideas. I never once saw him speak about his 'Season 3' as if it were mere fan-fiction. In his mind, it was canon.
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—traffik, giving the trolls a brilliant idea
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OK, so which one of you is trolling him as 'DrewP' over on the wikia?
C'mon, do you really need to keep this going? Give the guy false hope that his dream is coming true? That's not funny, it's just cruel.
I'm assuming it has to be someone from here, because 1) the account was made within the last 24 hours, since all this went down, and 2) they're doing exactly what I said above that Trooper was hoping for-- they're pretending to be an executive from Nickelodeon, contacting him and offering him a job for Season 3. Colby is, of course, taking this at face value.
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—traffik
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I repeat, this is not funny. It was one thing when Colby was here, making a nuisance of himself (albeit unintentionally). But to follow him to another site for the express purpose of trolling him, and to do it by preying on his life's dream? It's going too far.
My name is Drew Pickles and I am from Nickelodeon. We had been looking into the possibility of starting production on a 3rd season of The Mighty B! when we happened upon this wiki and the ideas that you have for the show.
I must say that we are all very impressed by your work, and we would like to ask you whether you'd be interested in accepting a position as director of the show's 3rd season. We believe that you could take the show in a whole new direction and that's exactly the sort of talent that is needed in a Nickelodeon director.
Would you by any chance be interested in this offer?
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—Drew Pickles from Nickelodeon
Anyone who isn't a complete fucking retard would have realized that Drew Pickles is a character from Rugrats and not a senior Nickelodeon executive – Colby, on the other hand, fell for it hook, line, and sinker. Not only did Colby believe such an obvious troll, he also doxed himself on a publically accessible wiki.
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I would love to be director, and voice actor for Kappus, but however you need to know where I live first, I live in Christchurch New Zealand, far away from the USA, in the South Island, On a street called 77 Voss Road, but my family is having to sell the house and all, I would love to be a director to replace Eric that worse man who never did well, I can do it, it is my dream, but you have to know that not all my books are yet ready, I am soon to plan a 31st and that is on hold at the moment until I find an Idea but I will start on it shortly,
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—Colby "Dumbarse" James
Yes, Colby is so fucking naïve that he posted his address and suggested that he'd have to sell his house so he could move to Hollywood. Drew then informed Colby that, thanks to science, directing cartoons can now be done over the internets via Bitstrips.
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Hello again, Mr. James.
We are Nickelodeon, we already know where you live. Your location will not be a problem, these days it is possible for directing to be done over the internet.
I take it that you still want the job? If so, then we will go ahead and get our internet team to set up a brand new website for The Mighty B! Season 3 immediately.
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—Drew Pickles from Nickelodeon
The Misadventures of Black Kappus
Want to troll a racist autist? Turn their self-insert OC into a nigger!Then turn their literal self-insert into a nigger!Turn his imaginary girlfriend into a negress!Smurftastic.
Following the Drew Pickles incident, Yhwach decided to fire up Photoshop and make The Mighty B! into a more diverse and culturally enriched series by turning all of the characters' images into racially sensitive depictions of minorities.Naturally, Colby was not pleased with the fact that his self-insert was now a negro and quickly began yet another round of whining.
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What have you done to this site? why is Kappus black he is not, stopp!
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—Colby inquires about Kappus becoming a nigger
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I am sorry I betrayed you I just wanted that to stop why are you doing this to me I am sorry, please get rid of those Kappus black images fucking please I am so so so sorry.
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—Colby James hates black people
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You won't get away with this site I have had enough of you you can stop now or I call in the police this is war you cunt piece of shit, you aided ColbyJames2 all along traitor of this site I will kill you!
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—Colby James, making terrorist threats
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Kappus needs to be black, otherwise there's no way that the show will attract a big enough audience. The show needs to appeal to minorities, like the Blacks and the Mexicans and the Blaxicans, and the easiest way to do that is to make Kappus black.
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—The Almighty Yhwach, appealing to Blaxicans
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I hope you get locked with James2 behind bars, you are a sick pedophile! a SICK PEDO THAT LIKES RAPPING CHILDERN AND BURRYING THEM FOR DEAD YOUR DREW PICKLES YOU DICK!
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—Colby, finally realizing that Yhwach is probably Drew Pickles
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Considering the fact that Yhwach was most likely responsible for drawing an image of R. Kelly urinating in Kappus' mouth, none of this should have been seen as surprising. The following are some of the images that were uploaded during Yhwach's shooping spree – just in case you weren't already convinced that Yhwach has no life and no friends.
The full image shows teenage Kappus fucking an 8-year-old girl. Even we have our limits.How does he find people who will actually draw this shit?
Following his ban from Paheal, Colby joined the loli-infested Japanese shithole that is Pixiv. After joining Pixiv, Colby began spamming artists with requests for porn featuring his shitty OCs – While most artists were intelligent enough to just ignore the sperglord who was harassing them, a surprisingly talented loli artist named venge_ace actually decided to take some of Colby's requests.
Lulz soon ensued when venge_ace "accidentally" made an image of Kappus cheating on Millie with Gwen Wu.
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Shut up, just admit it, I requested really for Nic to be with Gwen, I think the artist who made it got the mistake it isn't correct, no, because Nic dates Gwen, not Kappus, it was a mistake in the making of the image how they where doing it, Kappus dates and never cheats on Millie no he doesn't he stays with her always and always,
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—Colby James
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What the hell are you on about, Kappus does not date Gwen, incorrect, Kappus dates Millie please change it back to Millie please, don't edit that he is dating Gwen, Nic dates Gwen, it was an error in the picture on Pixiv please stop it,
Gwen and Kappus seem far more compatible to me, also Gwen is Azn so she instantly gains an additional 100 points over Millie. You should embrace the fact that your fan character has become so popular that people have begun shipping him with canon characters like Gwen and R. Kelly.
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—Yhwach
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Please change it to Nic, on the fanon site Almighty Yhwach is making fun of Kappus and Gwen please change it please to Nic,
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—Colby
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why would I commission a pro, I never commission because I never nor do credit card, I ask requests, and I have you to help as well.
Like most autists, Colby is an unrepentant railfan.
Little is known about the events that transpired on the now-dead Thomas The Tank Engine Community Wiki, but we do know that Colby got totally buttmad over it. From what we can piece together, Colby harassed and insulted the wiki's actual contributors and then someone named Boygenius98 discovered Colby's hideous porn art and began rightfully mocking him over it.
Colby then went on DeviantART and began whining about how he was being trolled – which led to one of the TTTE community members calling Colby out for being both a harasser and a hypocritical piece of shit.
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"Kind hearted man" my ass. You made a page about me, literally telling lies about me. You say it wasn't a personal attack, but it was. You name drop so fucking much man, all of the people don't even fucking know you! You think that all the people you listed on that wiki are "your friends". If your actually friends with WNW, then he would tell you to shut the fuck up about Tornado. No one on that wiki will never be "your friend" as they have never heard about you. Do this one more fucking time, and I will fuck you up. PS: No one was working with Skarloey Rheneas (now known as SkarloeyFanatic808) to mess up the wiki page about you. (Which lets be honest, you were sucking your own cock dry)
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—Nerfherder219, calling out Colby's bullshit
Quotes
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Now I people will tell you about my life,
I never had a girlfriend,
I never got educated,
I never got a job,
I stalked two girls,
I can't interact with any girl,
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—Colby James
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He's been saying my character is with someone else he does not have permission to edit someones character without authorisation and I would like you to block Specialstar please, he's been violating the wikia,
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—Colby, believing that edits to the Millie Millerson article are a violation of his copyright
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I am sorry Almighty Yhwach but you forced me to contact staff, they're going to be dealing with you very soon, I have contacted them and they will be calling the police of all your evidence I have sown them what you have done to our site and they will be calling the police and be dealing with your crimes, I am sorry but you forced me to do this, [email protected]
He has been vandalizing works by uploading rude images he's done vandalism to the wikia by trolling and ruining my wikia, I want The Almighty Yhwach deleted and tracked down to prison, this has happened last year and I need The Almighty Yhwach arrested for his crimes of cyber bulling a childrens place not for porn, he has violated rules on this wikia by breaking them ruining a good childrens site,
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—Colby, demanding that Yhwach be arrested for trolling
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No Pork Sausages. No-Pork-Sausages! NO PORK SAUSAGEZ! AHHHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAA! HAAAHAAHAAHAAHAAA! COME-HEAR-RAILBOY! I'M GOING TO MAKE YOURL-NEW-DOOMHOLE! HAAHAAHAAHAAAHHHHHH! AHHHAHAHHHAHHHAHAHHH! DIE!
Dillon "Swag" Morgan, another target of Colby's unhinged rage.
Happy Higgenbottom, Bessie's dog and a literal KGB agent. Srsly.
Ben Higgenbottom✡, Bessie's retarded brother.
Portia Gibbons✡, the main antagonist of the series.
Gwen Wu, Portia's lesbian fuckbuddy.
Another view of Chelsea.
Hippie is a regular character on the show.
Another picture of Hippie.
The series is known for generating bottom-of-the-barrel Rule 34.
We're really scraping it now.
Portia's mum.
More of Portia's mum.
Rocky Rhodes
Bessie strives to earn all the badges and become The Mighty B!
Noone will understand this.
Unicorns that fart rainbows are a recurring theme throughout the series.
QUALITY animation.
The Mighty DATE!
A typical fan of The Mighty B!
The Dragonflies
Yes, this is porn.
Five Nights at Fatty's
Moar Portia.
Bessie Did WTC
The dumbest couple ever.
Colby's art has actually improved over time.
Are those square fucking trees in the background?
Chester Turtleton, Millie's pet turtle.
Kappus' pet turtle is a Vietnamese whore.
Maximum autism reached.
Nicholas Weaver in the comics.
Colby draws his IRL friend fucking an 8-year-old girl.
Gwen suffers from severe varicose veins.
Another pic of Ronald McDonald.
He actually knows how to make circles in MS Paint!
All of these characters need to die.
Denald "Denal" Robertson
Kano "Zitface" Wiremu, a blatant trace of Denal.
Kano fucking a morbidly obese landwhale.
William "Mark Mendoza" Daniel
Tobias Ipswich
Angus, as he appears in Colby's trashfiction.
Another image of Angus.
Joseph Brethren
You probably thought this couldn't get any worse.
Henry McKovski
Isaac "Bryon" Miriam, proof that Colby even traces his own art.
Isaac, impregnating one of the Honeybees.
Boomhour "Boomer" Ratliff
Lewis "Longshot" Barker
![Millie's dannish [sic] dance.](/File:DannishDance.jpg)
MAKE ME YOUR TEEN PREGNANT BITCH!!111
I really need to suck you Penis.
squrt pisss
More of Kappus snorting Millie's farts.
Earning the blowjob badge.
LOL ROFLE
Why the fuck is she naked?
Kappus can't even streak properly.
What a moderately talented artist is capable of.
What a spastic retard with a colouring book is capable of.
The same spastic retard attempts to draw what he sees.
Art by Mii-kami from DeviantART.
Mii-kami confirmed that no permission was given for this shitty edit.
Before Colby.
After Colby.
Birthday Party Van
Moar liek cartoonist porn autist amirite?
Da Vinci would be so proud.
Childhood ruined.
Kappus fucks Millie in the shower.
Kappus suddenly doubles in size for unknown reasons.
Please leave X-Ray porn to the professionals.
Millie is a whore.
The stupid turtles are making out in the background.
The fuck...
kappus get out im piss
Literally shit.
Colby fucks Eurotrash.
The gene pool is in need of cleansing.
Colby fucking Trinket from Pepper Ann.
Colby and Trinket... again...
This is my original character, Kappas Dario. Do not steal.
Yhwach even turned the black girl into a white girl.
Too easy.
The man in the pickle suit strikes again!
Colby flipped out because this was posted on a wiki aimed at children.
Gay.
Kappus as a ghost.
Morly Crasher Roobler
Millie only fellates niggers.
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