Dellor

This person has Assburgers Syndrome,
so you can't say anything bad! :-(

Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.

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dellor
Nationality	Americunt
Born	1988
Residence	Cedar falls, iowa

Dellor (Powerword: Matt Vaughn) is one of the many millions who tried to reach stardom by playing video games live on Twitch. Being an autistic white americunt with hardly any charm coupled with disregard for his hygiene or trying to look even slightly presentable, you’ll be surprised to hear that he was slightly successful, for a time, until the evil corporate overlords at Twitch banned him due to his status as a minority.

While Twitch clearly had no ground for doing this other than their hatred of the gamers, some conspiracy theorists think his constant sexist remarks at women in Apex Legends, including his history of screaming nigger at teammates in Overwatch, might have influenced their decision in some way.

With a small stream audience that becomes more tired of their host with each passing day, Dellor has moved to YouTube where he now tries to copy the latest trends, both in the games he plays, and how he acts on camera, feigning energy and forcing screams as long as it brings in the cash.

The Overwatch Incident

	“	I'm not p-okay, alright, ooookay...OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH WOOOOOW, YOU'RE ACTUALLY GONNA SAY THAT!?	„
	—Dellor, preparing to go Super Saiyan

In 2017, Dellor had slowly built up a sizeable audience on his Twitch streams and had created a reputation for being a master assassin on the virtual battlefield. He was in the top 250 of Overwatch players back when the game was still popular with children and man-children alike, and so the game was a usual sight on his stream at this time. On the 23rd of April, during a tense game which had all 12 anime characters fighting for their cartoon lives, another professional Overwatch player by the name of Jumpshot, blew Dellor's pixel brains out all over the screen. As Dellor was respawning, his teammates screamed into their headpieces that Dellor was an idiot because they thought he was standing still.

Instead of denying these accusations calmly, or giving a sarcastic response that he hadn't thought to move, Dellor instead, hyped up with adrenaline, sweat, and just the right amount of autism, started screaming at all of them, calling them "niggers" 61 times and "big black niggers" 4 times, all whilst still streaming. It should come as no surprise that Dellor was quickly banned from Torronto eSports, the team that had sponsored his gaming career. While Dellor was quick to head to Twitter and apologize, it would seem he did not learn his lesson, something his viewers would see two years later.

The Twitch Ban

Not contempt with being seen as just a racist, Dellor decided being seen as a sexist would make him seem even cooler to the edgy children of Twitch. Just 2 years (and 7 days) after his ban from competitive esports for his nigger tirade, on the 30th of April 2019, Dellor started screaming at a female teammate in Apex Legends, telling her to "Go cook a fucking sandwich, you fucking bitch!". Twitch had enough of his shit, and banned him for 30 days from streaming or appearing on another stream. In the Twitch world, this is basically career suicide, as the most successful streamers are the ones who stream the longest. The attention span of a potential stream fan is very short, and their standards are low, so as long as a streamer can be seen as online at all times, viewers will pour in by the thousands. Dellor's month ban essentially killed any momentum he had built up.

By the time his ban had run out, Dellor was shocked to find out they had kicked him out of their partnered program, which meant this greedy piggy's career on stream was well and truly fucked. Dellor and his fans petitioned and begged for his partnership account to restored, and initially Twitch said if he was inoffensive for 6 months they'd reinstate it, but this retard fucked up this second redemption by smashing his keyboard over his head in a fit of rage, which Twitch felt was offensive as it could be seen as self-harm. Years later after therapy and crying on camera, Dellor's twitch was restored but he'd already moved on to YouTube at this point.