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Featured Article - Fishtank Fishtank, also called Fishtank Live was an interwebz-hosted "reality show"/"game show" founded in 2023 by Americunt comedy hack (and notorious terrorist) Sam Hyde, er, "Jason Goldstriker". The basis of the show was the dream of every OG-style internet troll and lolcow enthusiast: Get a bunch of autists together IRL in a house, remove their phones, and force them to compete in depraved challenges for "money", while people online watch the lulz ensue. The initial prize offered to the unlucky "winner" was a mere $10,000.00 of 'Murican money which isn't really that much - but it was eventually upped to $30K USD. This shitshow lasted for just a bit under two months in 2023 before ending its first season. (( SEASON TWO OF FISHTANK IN WINTER 2023/24 ))

Welcome People enjoy watching pure concentrated shit. Since the invention of shit, people have needed to make the shit appear before them without the pesky odor. Various media formats were created over time, but the greatest deliverer of shit to the largest number of people was though television (until the invention of internets, of course).

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