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2007, Microsoft's patch for the faulty 2006, has been proven to be just as buggy as the last year.

Some end users were tazed. Some gained sexual attractions Ebon Lupus, children, and even cartoon mice. Some flew off the handle and killed themselves. Many even died from bullet related injuries.

Yes, this glitchy release has caused vans to explode off of their frames, monolithic meeting places to disappear, and all the beautiful women either died or were given worse fates.

Leading scientists have traced these errors to an optional feature known to cause unpleasant side effects.

2007 has proved itself to be as terrible as the old 06 model. Luckily, we are quite certain that life will be improved drastically as soon as 2008 comes out, hopefully in time for Christmas.

Musical Version

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Warner Music Group Version

A list of teh events of 2007:

January

Andrew Erickson
Possibly the least popular book in the successful children's series.
DMCA Sent. Article taken down. Committed Perjury. Fails at frivolous litigation; article rises from the dead like some
kinda...OMGZ!!!...it's Jesus...get in the car!!!
Got raped a bunch and drew some shitty shit.
Hey it's preteens threatening suicide on the internet I wonder if they actually did it??
Who fucking cares really?
He also punched some kid using google image search.
Before you jump on them, remember that the CNN Fact Checker is a small dog.
lol, knuffy.
Lulz ensued.
You're the dog now, man!
Concerning Meth and Girlvinyl
President Demeter starts to wear a mask as he tries to escape from renetto's debt collectors

February

It was Renzo, lol.
Tears carve tracks down cheeto-dust encrusted faces.
Internet shits itself with joy.
She wanted to be with her son. In the ground.
  • Audreynoland
I'm not a crazy, that's what's so insane about this. Also my family hates me.
The name may have been a hint.
Drama over a wiki full of faggy theories about the show where nothing happens. Primarily Wattage involved.
It sure is as sweet as the dickens.
Defectors include Violetkitty411, Argent009 and CircaRigel. Renetto calls them all traitors.
Is nominated for many academy awards, including Best Use of Clothing Descriptions, and Best Rape of Copyrighted Character.
Not an actual realm, just some fag.
Don't help me, I'm not worth it ._.
Because bringing that site down is super hard.
CircaRigel gets pwned. Irish282 gets pwned later.

March

Ray Jones, one of the lulziest articles you'll see
EPIC.WIN. that.is.all.
Andrea Robinette Hostage Drama
Batteries Included.
claims not to be retarded, but rather resmarted.
People lying about their qualifications on Wikipedia? Who would have thought!?
This was a fruitful use of time and effort.
THE END TIMES ARE NEAR.
She can't go outside guys because of a bad photoshop on some slap-fight of a blog. We need a code of conduct. To not blog ever again.
  • Kenneth Eng writes a racist column about niggers, is pwnt by everyone.
By logic dragons sho- DRAGONS DRAGONS.
Weev and drugs- The Winning Combination
Bloggers, heh.
I don't know how posting pictures of you blowing your dog on the internet could backfire, but it did.
In our hearts, don't we all just want to bang a tiny anthropomorphic mouse?
You're a fucking racist if you laugh at this.
Suicide by arrows, death in style. Also furfag drama.

April

Chocolate Rain society comes crashing through your veins

.

  • Ben Vodden
Billy No Mates becomes an hero. The little dickhead.
Some stay dry and others kill the meme. Tay Zonday left trying to recapture his glory days after briefly being King of the Internet.
Buddy meme of Virginia Tech after a nigra decides he can take down a major website after taking a college course.
Who knew morbid obesity could be so hot?
Faggoty freeloading furry,
YOU'RE GOING TO HELL BUDDY YOU CAN BANK ON THAT!
He crossed the line when he drew mudkip like that.
Even Family Gay gets in on it.
Oh dear lawd plagarism on the internet!]
High Score in pwnage

May

ED died this month, so pretty much the only thing worthwhile was watching pigslop get ruined.
Disgusting perverts think they have power and rights on the internet. PROTIP: They don't.
the least funny month in an otherwise hilarious year
The cinematic event of the century.
THE DEATH OF PIGSLOP WAS AN INSIDE JOB

June

Tyler Dumstorf bags a couple
  • 7chan is shut down for a very long time (read: forever) due to party van.
The internet may never recover from this terrible loss.
Just click the fucking link you don't need a summary.
Guys stop saying that he didn't do roids nobody in wrestling does roids.
If only it could be lost again.
Your fate.
:D
Spoilers: He's an idiot.
My heart goes out to the family, and I hope the body is found soon. Also the parents did it.
Republicans are never gay ever. They are family men with good Christian values. So shut up, you fucking communist.
  • Shadowfox118
NEUGH BLUEHG GHUG SONIC AND FURRIES AND PEOPLE WITH NO SOCIAL LIVES IT'S ALL SHIT JUST SHIT SHIT SHIT.
Ultimadum Deceleration. Furries rally around this illiterate spokesman.
Prodigous pie consumption. The additional drama should be pretty much implied by now.
Loud fatass with a shitty beard and hair on the internet does not like religion. Nobody saw this coming.
We all are mistakes, Tyler was just a big and worse one.

July

They're hackers on steroids, almost like an internet hate machine...
FACEPAWS
Casts a hex on Encyclopedia Dramatica
Tipped off by Alex Wuori, depicted Anonymous as a gang of domestic terrorists on a news broadcast, spawning countless new memes.
Kan speel gud.
Bigger. Longer. 9001% moar drama
Last book comes out, spoiled for everyone weeks in advance.
Inflation furry art. Nuff said.
Furries producing something vaguely funny, clearly we have entered the twilight zone.
Exercises all her clothes off as the internet watches.
  • Revmischa
Fucks a fatty.
BARBARIC!!!
RAINBOWS EVERYWHERE
RAINBOWS EVERYWHERE
RAINBOWS EVERYWHERE
RAINBOWS EVERYWHERE
RAINBOWS EVERYWHERE
RAINBOWS EVERYWHERE
RAINBOWS EVERYWHERE
BAAAWWWWWWWWWWWW.
Gets taken down for hosting 7chan's b section with rumored child porn.
Her defense of the emo movement becomes one of the biggest lulz storms.

August

Oh come on everyone on the internets lol'd at this one.
2007's Funnelgirl
Tranny sends DMCA, DMCA challenged, lulz restored.
Hillbilly ghostbuster turns out to be internet tough guy.
Gets shut down
When he feels like masturbating it all goes out the window.
The mega-weeaboo gets e-raped.
Gets pwned by ED..again
Insane pedo cloud fangirl.
NBC sends a bimbo cunt undercover to DEFCON 2007, and winds up being a TOTAL FAIL!
Bridge collapse phobia sweeps America! 13 people die nevar 4get this horrible tragedy.
Failed suicide attempt.
is crazy.
Defies stereotypes and institutional racism and becomes a creepy and awkward as her white peers.
A YOUNG BOY MY FATHER TOOK ME INTO THE CITY TO SEE A MARCHING BAND

September

KCFireplug on Colbert Report
Inadvertently launches career of Chris Crocker, an attention-whore trap.
OW OW OW OW OW OW OW
For once cries of gay rape in the locker room turn out to be true. Hahaha, fags.
Turns out some fat guy is a dick in relationships. The twist? He's gay.
Arguably the high point of the event was when ajt relayed Mori's message of "It's zippocat bitches" to the people of lulzcon.
  • Trey Burba threatens to blow up school on September 11th.
Pictures of bomb accompanied by identifying EXIF data. Way to go hoss.
Chick from High School Homosexual appears naked in pics. Internet wanks.

October

[email protected] says: andsleep together every night
serious says: if we sleep that is ;)
[email protected] says: true
[email protected] says: cause we would have sex every night
  • Asa Coon enters a school and shoots 4 people
No one died so he became An Hero. Wai 2 Go!
Butthurt teenage emo bitch thinks she is hotter and thinner than she is.
4chan steps out for soup. Comes back. Like Jesus but with more CP.
Pedophilia, eh?
Autism once again succeeds in providing us with lulz.
Furries possibly used because Popular Hackers on Steroids have so much furry porn on their sites.
BUMPER PEDO CROP THIS MONTH
  • Dumbledore's gay
Dumb Christian parents now over 50% more concerned.
Wants you in the Ernest Peters army!
Furry drama who fucking cares fuck them.
Causes some stupid fucking shit.
Fuck these fucking tiny bitch-ass faggots in their goddamn shitting asses. FUCK. haha i am so witty get it they dont like cussing.
The year's greatest invention. Need to rub one out at work but can't alt tab fast enough? This one's for you!
If you are going to commit hella crimes at least learn to use photoshop you kiddy-fiddling fuck.
Fortunately does not become Yiri Schiavo.

November

Megan Meier's parents daydreaming about bulls and rabbits.
Surprisingly there are fat single mothers on the internet who draw bad porn and have easily hurt feelings.
Squeak Squeak Yiff!
Gamestop raid.
Alternate Title: "How Gaiafags Learned to Troll"
Evel Knievel, Hawthorne Heights, Sean Taylor, Quiet Riot.
It's nevar lupus. Except that one time.
Fired from Gamespot for giving a bad review to a shitty game, internets come together to mourn their loss. NEVER FORGET 8.8
Drug explodes all over old media after a sheriff's department ripped off our article.
was quite rude.
Story breaks. Josh Evans a Joseph Evers pseudonym? Also, the world is reminded once more that bulling is rabbit.
dies, OldDirtyBtard emos :(
The Finnisher ends up with a better kill ratio than The Blzn Azn.
You must be faggin if yo pants be saggin'.
OH GOD KNITTING ;____________;

December

Dr4g0nK1d has suffered 456 viruses because of you fucking morons, over the past 5 years.
Was hacked for the very lulz of it, and /b/tards flocked to every other chan for safe haven. Anonymous banded together to expose the h1j4x0rs if only so they could finally say: "gbt4chanfgt!"
Angry /b/tard sticks it to the black man by stealing a bust of Martin Luthor King from the library.
ED's Benevolent Dictator for Life, ajt, gives EDiots their very own imageboard. You know you rimestoppers.
Former Paki Prime Minister that was assassinated last thursday (literally).
  • Dr4g0nK1d
Basically a video on basically rants.
celebrates its third birthday. Whoulda thunk TOW would come in useful for anything.
'The "financial dominatrix" 'top' becomes a a 'bottom' after Anonymous gives her 40 lashes...and then some.
Google changes motto from "Don't be evil" to "Don't be lulzy".
FUCK YOU IM A LYCAN
Britney's pure, virginal, self-righteous teen sister has an immaculate conception.
Aussie /b/tard gets v& for "creating false beliefs". Whatchoo talkin bout Willis?
Like ashi_moto's omghai2furries journal when it got ripped off by some furry saying omghai2trolls, but somehow even more fail.
Keywords: Female. Furry. Liar.
Makes several Ted Haggard fanbois assume the missionary position.
"PS. HE DIDN'T EAT THAT FUCKIN SANDWICH OR THE TOIELET THING EITHER!"
Claims victory over ED and /b/, subsequently b& from teh jewtubes.lol.
Chin-chan's albino twin? Massive amounts of usi detected Captain! Græt Justice was served.
In Soviet Russia, LiveJournal updates you!
Eats Carlos Sousa Jr to death for Christmas.

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