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The Current Year

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2024 is the current year; and it already fucking sucks. It has been foretold to be just as boring, if not MORE boring than 2023. However, we can only wait and see. For no matter how corrupted the material is that we are given, it must be brought to the table.

If you need a recap of that other one, click here.

January

  • 3rd - 102 people are blown up while mourning the death of Iranian general Qasem Soleimani at Kerman, Iran.
  • 4th
    • Another transgender shooter, Dylan Butler, shoots up an Iowa school.
    • Yet another terrible Star Wars film is announced, this time directed by a feminist, as if the franchise hasn't been on life support for the past decade now.
  • 9th - MatPat announces his retirement. Thank God.
  • 15th
    • Feeling the drought of anything remotely interesting happening in this month, many commentary YouTubers decided to jump Chris Hansen and Batman wannabe MamaMax.
    • Due to having blind confidence in leaks, over 1 million Chinese Genshin Impact fans would mass unfollow the game's official accounts due to not getting any free skins.
  • 21st - Random Nigger Romeo Nance decides to shoot his family instead of a Basketball for once, pwns 8 noobs.
  • 29th - YouTuber Doktor Skipper would an hero his own career by uploading a video essentially shitting on nearly every Godzilla film with your average fandom tard rage damaging his reputation.

February

March

  • 1st - Akira Toriyama, creator of Dragon Ball Z has died at the ripe old age of 68 from a blood clot, 1 month before he turned 69.
  • 2nd - Backyardigans creator, Janice Burgess, dies at the age of 72.
  • 6th - Rooster Teeth begins a month-long process of shutting down. Ensue the tears of weeaboos and oldfags subhuman meat calculators alike.
  • 11th - The Noise Campaign in Pizza Tower is released. Fucking hit Peppino 100 times quickly or beat the fucking game to get him.
  • 12th
    • Alex Kister is revealed to have been a pedophile and gets his ass canceled.
    • StoneToss is doxed and exposed as a Jew.
  • 13th - Ricky Berwick gets involved in Twitter drama after offending troons as well as supporting Israel.
  • 22nd - ISIL blows up a Russian stadium, killing 145 and injuring 551. The perpetrators later get v& and tortured by the Federal Security Service.
  • 26th - Azns go Pearl Harbor on the Francis Scott Key bridge in Baltimore.
  • 28th - 45 people die in South Africa when a bus acquired a mind of it's own and drove off of a bridge.
  • 30th - Controversy goes on Twatter about if trans men can date lesbians. No, they fucking can't.

April

May

June

July

August

  • 8th - Ukraine invades Russia again! (Fuck Donbas, we must invade Kursk!)
  • 9th - Susan Wojcicki dies of cancer at the age of 56. (You can't blame her because she's dead!)
  • 12th - Soyjak.party gets temporarily suspended by Namecheap.
  • 16th
    • Valve decides to end TF2's wokeness by removing the pride flags from the Desk Engineer.
    • Ukrainian forces destroy a bridge over the Seim River in Kursk Oblast.
    • Some retard decided to fuck up Encyclopedia Dramatica by creating yet another shitty attack article called "Icewillow9", with the braindead admins refusing to baleet the article, completely destroying what was left of ED's reputation. ((the preceding comment was brought to you by icewillow9) ED doesn't negotiate with terrorists)
  • 18th
    • EWU releases bodycam footage of Chris-chan, revealing that the police somehow didn't know about him beforehand.
    • A second bridge is destroyed by Ukraine in Kursk Oblast.
  • 20th
    • Ukraine accomplishes their goal of destroying every bridge in Kursk Oblast.
    • FurAffinity gets hacked. All links to the site now redirect to Kiwi Farms.
  • 21st - Nimbus the dog dies from a coyote attack because he was left outside.
  • 22nd - .gay goes down for two days before being revived as edramatica.com.
  • 23rd - Sony's biggest flop, and probably the biggest flop in vidya history, Concord, releases.
  • 26th - Telegram founder Pavel Durov gets v& in France.
  • 28th - Jewgle and Tel Aviv University release an AI that simulates Doom.
  • 30th - Fatman Scoop dies at the age of 53.

September

October

  • 1st - Nintendo shuts down Ryujinx. No more Switch emulators.
  • 4th
    • Joker 2 flops, can't even walk down the staircase.
    • The encyclopediadramatica.win domain gets seized by Cloudflare, and peace between the staff of .win and edramatica.com is (mostly) established.
  • 7th - 1-year anniversary of the Gaza War. Looks like kikes still can't find other kikes.
  • 8th - Brazil unbans Twitter.
  • 9th
  • 10th - The Internet Archive suffers a massive data breach.
  • 13th - Another massive data breach, this time directed at Game Freak.
  • 16th
    • Twitter lets people you've blocked see your posts.
    • Liam Payne dies.
  • 17th - Israel kills Yahya Sinwar.
  • 18th - A 14-year-old boy frags 3 people at his school before becoming an hero at his school in Brazil.

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2023
2024 Succeeded by
2025