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GameStop Short Squeeze

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The GameStop Short Squeeze was an epic event where redditors on r/wallstreetbets supervised a plan to mass buy over 9000 stocks of GameStop and other dying companies to help grow their stocks while the cheap greedy jews released their stocks for jew gold, and to stop Wall Street's plans of manipulating the system for the rich greedy jews to win the system, while all the dying companies loose their jew gold. With Robinhood, the chads were able to successfully troll Wall Street, and make millions of other billions and rich jews butthurt. Because of the ridiculous loads of money the redditors spent, they forgot about how much money they would lose. The redactors lost a shit-load of money from only focusing on the stocks and forgetting about trying make enough money to not end up living on the street with no food and shelter.

To appeal to the greedy libtards, Robinhood decided to ban short selling of GameStop and other securities. This lead to them rightfully getting blasted for their market manipulation, with even there leaders the libtards that they dicksucked calling them out. Because of this they have been faced with dozens of lawsuits from the United States Government, with an meeting with the CIA.

The stocks have continued to go up after the squeeze, and people are still continuing to by stocks. The stocks have went up and down and the fight continues.

Concepts

How do a bunch of madlads win over a system ran by rich overpayed jews, who never give money to their starving employees while they overwork them until they die. Just to make a bunch of jew-gold to be spent on nothing? Well we have to get into some concepts first, to understand to the stock market. The return of the borrowed shares leads to lender and profit with the difference.

Short Selling

Short Selling is a practice done by poor people and lazy wealthy people which an investor (aka the short seller) buys shares and then immediately sells them, hoping to buy them back later. This leads making some jew-gold from the contrast. Because theres no limit of the height of a stock price, it carries an risk of unlimited loses.

Short Squeezing

Short Squeeze is when when you sell a stock, and buy back the stock they sold to themselves from loosing jew gold. This leads to a raise in stock price, and to short the investors to hold on to their stock. This can lead to an insane jump in shared price.

Cause

Basically GameStop and a bunch of other falling companies have been loosing jew-gold for many years now, because of everyone has fucked off from these companies by now. Then the COVID-19 pandemic came around their amount jew-golds started to go straight down. A bunch of investors didn't give a shit about those companies as they didn't make money, so they released there stocks, In January 2021 GameStop's stocks had dropped by 140%. By then Wall Street had already completely lost hope in any of the companies and was almost read to pwn them for good.

r/wallstreetbets comes to save the day

After Cintron Research reported that GameStop's stocks value of the stocks are going to massively decrease. Redditors decided to actually be productive for once and do something for the good, by planning to mass buy stocks for it and other companies so Wall Street can't fuck over any corporations for their greedy finical gain.

On January, 25 2021 the redditors were able to successfully save GameStop and other companies, and owning WallStreet. They traded more than 175 stocks in a day, the second largest total in a day. On 27th the stock increased up to 1,700%

Wall Streets shitty attack article

Geogory Zuckerberg in real life is your average neckbeard fratboy.
Geoffrey Geogow face isn't even fully visible, and it's still hideous.

Of course like with anything aimed at the greedy jews at the money hungry corperations, the corporations will loose their shit and get butthurt. Wall Street decided to make a butthurt and shitty attack article aimed at the r/wallstreetbets written by two insanely butthurt greedy jews and rednecked losers Gregory Zuckerberg and Geoffrey Geogow. We won't link to it for the chance of giving Wall Street money just to see the article. Besides it's better for you to not waste your time and see the retardation Wall Street.

The entire article is basically just them whining about how r/wallstreetbets ruined their chances killing operations for their pathetic finical gain. While they mass fund shitty companies they have hope for to make them viable, to create more jew gold for themselves. They call short sellers "short skinned" despite being ones, showing their hypocrisy. They get all pussy over well deserved comments aimed at them by calling them "nasty insults", which is way to dismiss anything against them to prove there sad ego. They say short squeeze was "threat" despite the fact they were a threat to GameStop, and that they deserve it anyways.

If your interested they have created some shitty books no cares about about trade and other stuff, so you can more of there autistic views on there.

Response

With the short squeeze, many people showed their support of r/wallstreetbets. One of them is was the one and only Elon Musk, who is one of the richest people on the planet. He was smart enough to see through Wall Street's greed. He posted this to get more redditors buying stocks.


But just like anything good that happens. The libtards, and greedy jews will loose their shit in a situation that won't affect them in any way. They try act like it's damaging to stocks, when really they are the ones stealing zillions of jew gold off people by cheating the system all for themselves, therefore they're the ones actually damaging the stocks. You can see the butthurt from old people here.

The only funny thing he's ever said, and it's not intentionally funny.

Robinhood

Moar info: Robinhood.

Robinhood was the home of for mass buying stocks, however their greedy jew overlords didn't like this. Robinhood decided to simp for the big corperations and banned all short selling. Pretty much everyone, including the libtards and greedy jews they were sucking up to universally panned them. Because of this, people rightfully decided to destroy their scam of a company into the ground. Robinhood was review bombed on Google Play and went as low 1.0, the lowest score on the entire store.

To save there dying company, they decided to say the restrictions are a result of cleaning house trades. Nobody bought there half assed reasoning, and continued to plum Robinhood down the stock market.

Multiple lawsuits have been filled against them, including from the US Government. They had a meeting with the CIA for their actions, which hasen't created any financial harm for Robinhood.

As of right now Robinhood still hasn't changed back and probably never will.

Since the Squeeze

Of course the battle against Wall Street still isn't over. While Wall Street just expected them to fuck off and forget about their damage to GameStop and other companies, so they can do manipulate the market while every isn't paying attention. The redditors were still playing their cards. The stocks are still going up, and when GameStop starts to plummet down. The redditors will do ninja attack, and the stocks rise up again.

Because Hollywood would make a movie out of anything. Multiple movies have been made based on the event, as everyone asked for it. Netflix likes to pick up literally anything to increase the amount of content on their streaming service for jew gold. They have announced a movie based on the events featuring Noah Centineo, which means it will be shit (even though it obviously will anyways, and a limited run series as even they realize their no potential with a full series based on redditors MCM are making movie based on The Antisocial Network will elements of the short squeeze shoehorned into it. The founder of r/wallstreetbets sold his life story to RatPac Entertainment. XTR Entertainment created a Kickstarter for shitty documentary that is likely to fail. HBO is also making an overproduced documentary based on the event.

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