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Kimveer Singh Gill
Nationality: Canadian  
Highscore Killed 1, injured 19
Top 25? Not even close.
Style Single player
An Hero? Yes.



Kimveer Singh Gill was a 25 year old goth basement dweller from Canada, who attempted to reenact Columbine IRL on September 13th, 2006. After amassing a shitty arsenal consisting of a Glock, Beretta Carbine, and Chinese shotgun, he embarked on a journey with one goal in mind - get the high score. After injuring 19 people, he managed to frag only one person before getting swarmed by the pigs in suits and forcibly becoming an hero. Despite being obsessed with 9/11 and Columbine, nobody was wise enough to snitch him out and take his guns away; not that it mattered, as Kim only pwn'd one noob.

Background

Kim was cast into this world in 1981, to two Indians immigrants living in Canada. Like almost every other School Shooter, he was a quiet, angsty, creepy outcast with few friends who spent too much time on the internet.

Kim tried to join the Military, but didn't last long before getting discharged, probably for being a creepy sadistic fucktard. Despite being a living warning sign, he was able to get into a gun club, where he spent much of his time refining his skill. Obviously, this was a wasted effort as he only managed to kill one person out of 20 he shot. Eventually, he went quiet. For the last few months of his life, Kim cut off contact with all his friends. Nobody thought to reach out to him, probably because he was a creepy fucker with a dumb haircut.

Kim on the Net

The media's reaction to the shooting

Kimveer Gill was very active on the internet, mostly frequenting sites like Vampirefreaks as Fatality666. He posted a shitload of generic goth bullshit, posting a few dozen pics of him posing with his gun, made references to Columbine and 9/11, and yet somehow no one ever thought anything wrong about it. He also posted a tl;dr of his favorite media (movies, music, vidya gaem, etc) that few are patient to read. Since he was a spoiled, privileged retarded fag, he naturally fit in very well.

Quotes from Kim

   
 
His name is Kimveer. You will come to know him as Trench. He is male. He is 25 years of age. He lives in Quebec. He finds that it is an O.K place to live. He is not a people person. He has met a handfull of people in his life who are decent. But he finds the vast majority to be worthless, no good, kniving, betraying, lieing, deceptive, motherfuckers.

Work sucks..........School sucks..........Life sucks..........What else can I say

Metal and Goth kick ass

Life is like a video game, you gotta die sometime.


 


 
 

—Bio from Kim's blog.

   
 
I’m so sick of hearing about jocks and preps making life hard for the goths and others who look different, or are different.

The other day on T.V. they were talking about this 15-year-old kid that was killed by the cops, cuz’ he took a fake gun to school. Then they said he was emotionally disturbed and suicidal. Aaaaa, Duh!! If people were making your life a living hell wouldn’t you be hurt emotionally. How come no one ever talkes about those MOTHER FUCKING JOCKS AND PREPS who’s fault it is. Oh no. Heaven forbid. We couldn’t possibly say that. Why does society applaude jocks? I don’t understand.
 


 
 

—Kim's rant on bullies

   
 
They are the worse kind of people on earth. And the preps are no better, they think they’re better than others… but they’re not.

And all of society applaudes the jocks and preps. As if we are all supposed to be like them. Newsflash motherfuckers: We will never be like them. NEVER.


 


 
 

—part 2

   
 
Stop Bullying

It’s not only the bully’s fault you know!! It’s the teachers and principals fault for turning a blind eye, just cuz it’s not their job. You fuckers are pathetic. It’s the police’s fault for not doing anything when people complain (oops, my mistake, the cops are corrupt sons of whores, so it’s not like they can do anything about it.)


 


 
 

—Part 3

   
 
FUCK THE POLICE

It’s society’s fault for acting like it’s normal for people to be assholes to each other. Society disgusts me. It’s everyone’s fault for being so apathetic towards fucking everything that doesn’t affect them personally. FUCK YOU SOCIETY.


 


 
 

—Part 4.

The Attack

Kim's primary weapon

After Kim stopped being a pussy and grew a pair, he decided to finally go postal after 25 years of "suffering" a privileged suburban life. Unfortunately, he decided to attempt the High Score with a gay ass 9mm rifle. He did have a Glock and Shotgun, but he never used them because he's a fucktard. After contemplating a list of potential targets, he settled on Dawson College, where he would unleash a quarter-century of suppressed Gothic rage.

He drove up to the college, pulled out his carbine, and started aiming and shooting at some noobs. He took some fag hostage, forcing him to bring Kim's bag filled with his other guns and his ammo, but the fag ran off and threw away Kim's backup guns. Kim fell to plan 'B' (which he should've done in the first fucking place) and stormed the school its self. He arrived at the cafeteria, hid in the corner, loaded up his pistols and like a retard, shot randomly at the floor. Two morons in front of him were shot point blank. Why these idiots didn't run and hide is up to speculation, but many scientists believe it is due to the fact that Canadians, being the liberals they are, take pride in being brainless victims.

Kim forced all the other students there to get on the floor (instead of just shooting them) and started shooting randomly until 2 cops showed up. Dozens more piggies showed up and surrounded the school. Kim took some kids hostage, but didn't align himself properly and thus got shot in the arm. Like other pussies, he immediately committed suicide, thus becoming an hero to goth fuckers worldwide. The cops, being Canadian, immediately apologized and tried to heal Kim, but to no avail.

Kim only managed to kill one person besides himself, out of 20 shot. He even shot some fag twice in the head but couldn't finish the job. At least Alex Hribal attempted the high score on a "Knives only" match.

Graded Score

Graded score
Kill count: 1/20
Accuracy: 5/20
Style: 15/20 copycatted columbine
Butthurt: 8/20 Only 1 victim, but she was white
Bonus: 15/20
Having the guts to troll IRL
Total score: 44/100 (F)
Be more original next time, buddy.

Videos


Kim Documentary


A shitty video project


Old video made by fan.


Another one.


more shit


Murderer's mom speaks out


Kim in the News


Kim caught on tape!


More news footage


Gallery of Gayness

See Also

Jeff Weise - a goth who actually racked up some kills.

TJ Lane - another loser with a low kill count

Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath - she couldn't even manage to hurt anyone!



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