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Theft King
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ATTENTION! You can help by trolling the shit out of them whenever you see them, then laughing at their lulz-inducing theatrics.
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—Theft King smiting Kane to the firey pits of Hell. | ||
 Yes, he's a furry. | |
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| theft king | |
| Occupation | YouTube ranter, "news reporter" and reviewer |
| Born | 1989 |
| Race | White |
| Nationality |  Americunt
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| YouTube | JewTube channel |
| Gender | Male |
| Years Active | 2014-present |
| Location | New York, U.S. |
Theft King is a 31 year-old chronically online, delusional, narcissistic and lowlife manchild who has mental breakdowns over Twitch donations and is what happens when you never mature past the age of 15. His content primarily consists of Five Nights at Freddy's drama nobody cares about as well as other games such as Bendy and the Ink Machine and Poppy Playtime that are well past his age demographic. Unlike the other retarded manchildren that one would think of an average Five Nights at Freddy's fan, even this guy is milked for lulz in his own community too which is quite an accomplishment.
YouTube Beginnings
Despite creating his channel as early as 2014, Theft wouldn't upload any videos until September 4, 2018 when he uploaded a clip of him playing La Mulana 2. His first FNAF related video would be uploaded on January 1, 2022 titled "What Went Wrong? (FNAF Security Breach)" where he would be yet another YouTuber bitching about Security Breach as well as sounding like a heroin addict. He would then proceed to milk Security Breach for the next six videos as well as dickride MatPat in two of those six videos. After briefly realizing that he was beating a dead horse, he would go after another easy target in the form of Poppy Playtime while acting like it's a unique and controversial opinion.
Realizing that the FNAF fandom is full of either 13-year-old girls, furries or manchildren, he would proceed to talk about FNAF mods but the first notable video from this period would be the release of the video "What happened to Scott Cawthon? (FNAF Security Breach)" on March 23, 2022 when he would briefly cover the drama of when the series creator Scott Cawthon was cancelled on Twitter by faggots, trannies and twitards for supporting Donald Trump. (yes, this actually happened) In said video, he would act like FNAF dying without Scott would be a bad thing as well as begin to cover major drama in the FNAF community.
Theft trying to act like Keemstar
He would then tackle the topic of the Fazbear Fanverse Initiative and how it could potentially become defunct by that point, also trying to become the most bland and stale Keemstar ripoff. For context, the Initiative was established on August 21, 2020 with the goal of allowing fans develop their own FNAF fangames that would be published by Scott himself. If this were any other fandom, perhaps this could've genuinely catch the interest in people that weren't delusional sick fucks but since we're talking about the FNAF Fandom, you know how this would go south one way or another. By the time Theft published his first video, the only released game of the Initiative (Five Nights at Flumpty's 3) had its main developer be outed as a pedophile and another developer known as Phisnom would publish a long, angry and butthurt tirade about the state of the official series and the release of Security Breach, acting as if the series hasn't gone to an absolute dumpster fire since the release of FNAF 4 and somehow not getting fired for being a major attention whore.
AftonBuilt
Theft would get into his first major schism on April 18, 2022 when he published the video "Aftonbuilt: The Fall of a FNAF Fangame". While the actual content is nothing to write home about, the backdoor drama is certainly worthy enough of being written here. The developer of Aftonbuilt who was known as JelliLiam would DM Theft about his concerns with the video's release date and how he could potentially put its employees at risk due to possible NDA violations. Being the true sociopath that he is, Theft didn't give a single fuck as he stated that Scott wouldn't do shit against them. He then tried to bribe Jeff with his video's revenue but Liam declined.
Theft King vs. EnchantedMOB
Interview with Ekrcoaster
After a few more videos about FNAF that aren't lulzworthy enough to document, Theft would upload two videos about the sudden rise of Poppy Playtime and the controversy behind the developers of the game, specifically EnchantedMOB. (Powerwords: Zach and Seth Belancher) There's too many lulz to summarize in one section but a quick summary of the whole drama without giving Theft any revenue is that the main developers of the game bullied a smaller animator known as Ekrcoaster (Powerword: Ethan) to the point where he had to check himself into a mental hospital due to Zach sending his army of 12-year-old boys to attack Ethan. A noteworthy point was that they had allegedly stole Ethan's shitty game known as Venge despite the fact that both Poppy Playtime and Venge were ripoffs of Bendy and the Ink Machine (which isn't even a good game in the first place). Notice how Theft keeps referring to Ethan as a "they" in the video despite the fact that he's a dude? This is Theft's attempt to try and not get cancelled but boy, oh boy did he still fuck it up.
Interview with EnchantedMOB
On May 3, 2022, EnchantedMOB released a public apology to the whole drama by the psychopath himself: Zach Belanger! In order to milk his newfound fame, Theft would release "Everything Wrong With the Poppy Playtime Apology" a whole TWO days later. (Couldn't even wait a week?) Notice how critical Theft is towards EnchantedMOB? Clearly he didn't as in his 17-minute long "interview" that didn't even contain the actual interview, he was noticably a lot more forgiving and understanding towards EnchantedMOB in general than in his previous video. This led to people speculating that Theft was a sellout and his own comment section turned on him briefly which earned some lolz from Theft but this would fade out for the next few videos.
More drama in the Fazbear Fanverse Initiative
After revealing his face in the video "Poppy has TOO MUCH CRAP (face reveal)", he uploaded "FNAF Fangames Were Attacked" on June 12, 2022 to cover how a group of developers of the initiative known as "The Pear" whose main members consisted of Mechlus, Ultranite and Ramenov. They began leaking unreleased information of other games of the project, ensuing many lulz from the community as usual to the point where one of Theft's friends actually had panic attacks, headaches and stomachaches over something that she wasn't even the focus on. They especially went after the developer of POPGOES (Powerword: Kane Carter) since the members of the group had a massive hate-boner for him. This led to Kane snitching on Ultranite which got his own project known as "Chomper's" taken down and losing any potential to dickride Scott. Theft still spends way too much fucking time actually getting to the point and keeps bringing up clique drama nobody cares about. Notably, this was another scenario where people criticized Theft and this time, it was over talking about something that was "too personal". Despite Theft being a major critic about others, he couldn't actually take criticism himself as he would go on a livestream and go on a pathetic tantrum about one tweet by a smaller channel known as "JohnnyBlox" instead of just ignoring it and claims that he "would never attack JohnnyBlox"... despite putting Johnny on full blast in his livestream and insult him. This is what your English professor calls "the calm before the storm" because this is only the beginning.
Kane Carter's Intervention
Theft would double dip in the Fazbear Fanverse Initiative and with the release the video "The END of the Fazbear Fanverse Initiative?" where he was proclaiming that the Fanverse was to be baleeted by Scott himself due to the tomfoolery by The Pear. Now excluding that the majority of people simply don't care about Discord clique drama, this was Theft clearly attempting to milk a topic to gain more viewers. This video would lay the blueprints for the advent of Kane Carter as he only had a problem Theft's title and thumbnail (and only his title and thumbnail) and would attempt at damage control despite the constant doomposting at the time. Theft then began his transition into becoming a lolcow by sending Kane an essay on Discord on June 25. In the essay, Theft claims that he was "harassed by Kane's fans" despite providing no evidence to his claims and more likely that he was butthurt over genuine criticism. Despite Kane clarifying his only complaints about Theft and asking Theft about who was supposedly harassing him, Theft never responded to Kane nor gave any examples to the "harassment". The next major event occurred on July 19 when another YouTuber known as "Sheeprampage" uploaded a video originally titled "Why the Fazbear Fanverse Initiative FAILED... (Five Night's at Freddy's)" riled up Kane into posting an unfunny Tupac post about the video.
Despite the post being about Sheeprampage, Theft inserted himself into the situation for no reason other than either starting more lulz with the fandom or being too retarded to realize that it simply wasn't about him. Between you and me though, I think it's the latter. Theft then sent ANOTHER Shakespearean essay on Discord about the "harassment and threats" which this time begged Kane to clarify (again) that the post was about Sheeprampage and not Theft. In the same post , he also says that Kane is "pissing other content creators off by attcking anyone who dares something that could portray the Fanverse in a negative light." despite that Kane wasn't even attacking people who criticized the Fanverse but the clickbait culture surrounding the recent drama. This was the time that people began seeing Theft as a crybaby as whenever he is faced with a confrontation, he resorts to playing the victim and get his fans to attack Kane and pressure him to address something that Kane wasn't even responsible for. This wouldn't be the first time Theft would pressure people into giving into his demands as he had previously done this with other smaller content creators and nobody has backed up his story.
Theft would continue this by making a video titled "An Open Letter to Kane Carter; Fazbear Fanverse Developer" where he attempts to play the victim as well as missing the entire point of Kane's criticisms of Theft as he could've simply done the simple task of changing the thumbnail and title to be less of a clickbait mess but according to Theft King, that is an impossible task. As a response to the video, Kane posted a Rick Roll that his buttbuddy Phisnom had made to troll which some of his fans unironically state that this was the main cause of instigating drama in the FNAF Community. The main event that solidified Theft as a lolcow was when he made a now-privated and mostly lost five hour live-stream of him shit-talking Kane. Thankfully to the pleasure of everybody besides Theft, a bit of it was archived.
Theft Crying in Stream
The first noteworthy thing about the stream was Theft tearing up about Kane ignoring him on Twitter despite his request to discuss the state of the Initiative and Theft making this out to be a bigger deal than it really was. Matters were made worse was when Kane leaked a screenshot showing that they resolved this three months ago and notified Theft about this via a donation message on his stream. This was ultimately the final straw as Theft would go on a mental breakdown over that one post which culminated in him ending the stream. He then made another stream which has been lost besides a few recordings where he would whine and bitch about "harassment", attempt to guilt-trip his audience by mentioning his mother because she actually cried over this whole drama, spew more classic delusional lolcow nonsense and cast Kane to the pits of Hell. The next day, Theft made a Twitlonger "apologizing" for what he has done but like every public apology on social media, he only apologized because of his image and not because he was genuinely guilty for what he did. Of course, Kane didn't accept his shitty apology and thankfully, most people haven't as well.
Damage Control and Impact
To attempt further damage control, Theft uploaded another shitty and cliche YouTuber apology video originally titled "My apology" (later to "Taking the L"). In the video, he would only address the controversy with Kane and his clickbait and nothing else in this very article. Of course, given its yet another apology video that was only made to save face rather than actually feel sorry for all the stupid shit he's pulled. You know shit the fan when Theft would upload an entire video titled "I Lost 20,000 Subscribers." on October 15, 2022 to manipulate his audience into throwing another pity party.
The New Year and Stolen Content
The next notable video under Theft's catalog was titled "Another Channel STOLE My Video" on January 8, 2023 when a channel formerly known as "StealthKing" (currently called ExtraStealthy) pretty much re-narrated his entire video. This generated some brief lulz from Theft as he wanted to make sure he didn't get clowned on Twitter again so his pinned comment made sure he was a totally changed guy! Surely, Theft wouldn't get involved in drama in the behalf of others only to ruin career again! Ironically he kept doomposting on his Twitter about how nobody accepted his "redemption". Notice how Theft also inserted Kane in the video's thumbnail despite the fact that he wasn't even mentioned in the video? That's what I like to call clickbait
Theft Defends a Pedophile
On March 1, 2023, one of the official artists of the FNAF novels known as LadyFiszi was fired from her job after she was caught writing and drawing child porn along with other clique drama nobody cares about. Now Theft could've easily avoided this situation by simply learning how to shut the fuck up but Theft clearly wanted to sabatoge his career again despite the fact that he has actually recovered his views and subscribers! He would proceed to actually defend a literal pedophile and despite realizing he fucked up and deleted his Tweet about it, it was all too late. You know you've fucked up when even your own editors are talking shit behind your back as after another furry known as SleepLIVE made a video on Theft which got him so butthurt to the point where you aren't even allowed to say his name in his Discord server. Incase you need a recap on how delusional Theft is, he pulls a WingsofRedemption and unironically thinks that the entire world is out to get him in a grand conspiracy!
Theft vs. Uhyeah
As if he needed even further unnecessary drama that would give Dillin Thomas a run for his decreasing income, Theft would start drama over another YouTuber known as UhYeah over users on his Discord server insulting him. Ever wonder how Theft has over 300k yet acts about as insecure as Boogie2988 when it comes to people mocking him in the slightest? Once again, people clowned on Theft because frankly, many people including you and I have better things to do than to pamper a manchild.
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Despite the dicksucking in the second half, he has a point. -
Keep in mind this is over someone criticizing his milking of Security Breach. -
HE ACTUALLY THOUGHT HE WON LMAO -
Someone watched a little too much TheAmazingAtheist. -
If this isn't the definition of being chronically online, I don't know what is. -
No joke, I was laughing at just how shit the thumbnail was. -
Theft. How do you look at something like this and say to yourself this is a good PR move. -
Well that would explain why his voice was so raspy in his earlier videos.
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Kane and Theft literally addressed this months before the first wave of drama came out. Seriously Theft? -
Why. Just why. -
Honestly, THE perfect image to summarize Theft in general. -
Why not throw in a little lolcow crossover to finish this dumpsterfire of a gallery.
The Many Videos Exposing Theft for the Cow he is
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How to troll Theft
- Mention his Kane Carter quote
- Raid his Discord server
- Call him a pedophile
- Reply to his posts on Twitter with Phisnom's Rick Roll video
- Bring up his hatred of religious people
- Call Theft out on his cycle of manipulation and lies
- Tell him that he should grow up and get an actual job
- Remind him that he is currently the biggest punching bag within the FNAF community
- Also remind him that he should be playing games for his age demographic instead of games aimed at 12 year olds
- Call him a heroin addict and encourage him to go back to that.
See Also
- Dillin Thomas, Theft King's distant cousin only more open to racism, homophobia and is a Sonicfag
- Five Nights at Freddy's
External links
| Theft King is part of a series on Dying Alone
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