LeafyIsHere

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I have a head shaped like a tit

LeafyIsHere (Real name: Calvin Vail/Marquez) aka titface / Chin-chan's illegitimate brother is a 13-year-old Chipmunk lookalike who pretends to be 28. He has no chin; which makes him look like Dr. Seuss characters. This explains why he has the voice of a toddler being fucked by Kevin Smith. Leafy is so fucking autistic that he started out by doing shitty Minecraft videos, before he was literally kicked off the servers for being too much of a retard and edging on how much he wanted to fuck everyone's mom. And in order not to scare away the spergs watching his shitty videos, he has moved on to CS:GO where he plays missions that require zero human interaction. Recently he finally lost his virginity, when Whitney Wisconsin let him inside her, if he promised to bark and not wear a condom.

Videos

My Name Is Cringe

Remember Retsupurae? Titface is just like the latter years of that, meaning that he is in fact more cringy than the cringe he presents. So despite scraping the bottom of the barrel for autism, the people Leafy talks about always ends up being cooler than him, since they are not him, and probably know how to shower. The titles are so click-bait that it puts Buzzfeed to shame. THE CRINGIEST KID TO EVER LIVE IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE, THE CRINGIEST KID ON THE ENTIRE INTERNET, THE CRINGIEST KID TO EVER LIVE ON THE ENTIRE PLANET EARTH, THE CRINGIEST KID TO EVER LIVE IN THIS WORLD, and so on and so on. He also uses boobs and bulges to attract more peeps, and he is such a faggot that Pyrocynical of all people was able to take his format and slightly improve it. He spends his days covering YouTube drama while CS:GO surfing hoping that one day god will mercifully kill him with memes.

Fanbase

Titface's fanbase is composed almost entirely of edgetard faggots and 10 year old kids who will defend their sugar daddy Leafy to the death. These fags will always revert to using "KYS" (Keep Yourself Safe) as a response to most negative comments, and will proceed to throw a temper tantrum in public like the mental midgets they are. Another reason those fags tell people to KYS is because their parents killed themselves because of how much of a disappointment their child is.

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LeafyIsQueer Versus H3H3Productions

After going after an autistic fat fuck who started crying, as this is the only target that Calvin could have any chance of defeating he started getting some flack by H3H3 productions, who called out this chin and ball-less motherfucker. This single video ignited quite a shitstorm between H3H3Productions and LeafyIsHere, dividing YouTube and creating vast amount of lulz. Unfortunately the video that made Tommync2010 cry was taken down by its creator, and an apology video took its place.

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A spastic circle-jerk ensues. The autist video Previous Video | Next Video

Leafy VS. Evalion

Leafy got triggered and butthurt when the YouTube user Evalion made various lulzy and /pol/-esque true videos about evil Jews and loving the great Heil Hitler. He responded to her by making a typical leftist crybaby attack video against her, calling upon his 3 million 12yo fanboys to mass-report her until she got b&. His autistic attack was successful, and she was terminated (twice) after a two day insurgency conducted by these cocksuckers.

Unstirred, Evalion responded to Leafy on Twitter with a video "exposing" him for being a Nazi

Leafy VS. Idubbbz

Leafy got triggered and butthurted when Idubbbz made a content cop on him. Idubbbz is now hilariously the top video when you search for "leafy" on YouTube and the hashtag #nochin was trending on twitter the day the video was released. After the video he started losing thousands of subscribers and his 12yo fanboys started to mass-spam his twitter until he made a response. He eventually did the but it was very weak, much like his chin. After realizing how dumb he looked he even started deleting comments saying that his response was very weak and debunking points he made in the video.

De-fucking-stroyed by iDubbbzTV His response The follow up Previous Video | Next Video

The domain of leafyishere.com even linked to idubbbz' video, but now it is just a desolate wasteland of not interesting.

The Fall Of A Tyrant

It's DramaAlert all over again!

Last Saturday, a video uploaded by some guy named Nick calls Leafy out for being a complete sack of shit for using him and several other Jewtubers to gain fame for himself.

LeafyIsExposed Got Destroyed On Baited Previous Video | Next Video

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The Most Retarded Titface Wants My Autism

Videos

You need to work on the voice, not annoying enough. Imagine being destroyed by Onision Accurate representation of his fans Previous Video | Next Video

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See also

• Tit-face
• chin-chan (his illegitimate sister?)
• I am 12 and what is this
• Counter-Strike
• Faggot - what he is.
• MrRepzion - another faggot
• Evalion - b& by his faggot fans.
• Generation Z
• Clickbait
• Unfunny
• Whitney Wisconsin
• Misha Silenosti

External links

• LeafyIsHere - avoid
•  LeafyIsHere - tell him to kys
• lanes777lol - His Skype.
• Leafy - troll his Facebook
•  Calvin Marquez - his personal Facebook - (archive)
• His twitch
• His personal Google Plus - For fun search Vail.
• His personal Info
• SWATTED
• Watch as he loses subcribers in real time.
• Leafy's Porn Hub channel

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