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[[powerword|'''Kieran Watkins''']] is a young [[autistic]] British [[Skid|hacker]] who spends his time on his favorite game, [[Garry's Mod|Garry's Mod]] cheating and propkilling everyone he can. Don't be fooled, this [[Skid|hacker]] is [[Owned|<s>untouchable</s>]] and cannot be harmed! Encountering this individual may include empty threats of [[Swat|swatting]], [[dox|doxing]], and [[hack|general hackery]]. He may also excessively use his newly favorited buzzword 'harmless'. This individual will persist to attempt to make fun of you and everyone that you know for up to weeks at a time, and will vow to ruin you with his profound [[stupid|intelligence]]. | [[powerword|'''Kieran Watkins''']] is a young [[autistic]] British [[Skid|hacker]] who spends his time on his favorite game, [[Garry's Mod|Garry's Mod]], cheating and propkilling everyone he can. He also makes videos cheating other games [[nobody cares]] about, more specifically Counter-Strike: Global Offensive. Don't be fooled, this [[Skid|hacker]] is [[Owned|<s>untouchable</s>]] and cannot be harmed! Encountering this individual may include empty threats of [[Swat|swatting]], [[dox|doxing]], and [[hack|general hackery]]. He may also excessively use his newly favorited buzzword, 'harmless'. This individual will persist to attempt to make fun of you and everyone that you know for up to weeks at a time just because script kiddies can't handle when somebody has better counter-arguments than them, and will vow to ruin you with his profound [[stupid|intelligence]]. | ||
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This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck. |
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Kieran Watkins is a young autistic British hacker who spends his time on his favorite game, Garry's Mod, cheating and propkilling everyone he can. He also makes videos cheating other games nobody cares about, more specifically Counter-Strike: Global Offensive. Don't be fooled, this hacker is untouchable and cannot be harmed! Encountering this individual may include empty threats of swatting, doxing, and general hackery. He may also excessively use his newly favorited buzzword, 'harmless'. This individual will persist to attempt to make fun of you and everyone that you know for up to weeks at a time just because script kiddies can't handle when somebody has better counter-arguments than them, and will vow to ruin you with his profound intelligence.
Autism
For the few that think this may be questionable, the god himself confirmed that he is in fact autistic.
Destruction
Even the most skilled hackers on the planet fail, 2cash is no exception. Some boys down by the way ended up putting a stop to his foolishness by doing the following:
- Locking his fresh and shiny 12 year steam account, forcing him to move back to his old one
- Defacing his old steam account twice and deleting his games off of his account
- Stealing his prized steam groups that represented his team of skids
- Doxing him
- Sending him countless pizzas for him to
deal withindulge upon.
His Embarrassment
Seems 2cash / Senat0r is a little embarrassed he has his own amazing page dedicated to his life.
Vine
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Warning! 2cash beats up people he meets on the internets |
Before 2cash decided to dedicate his internet career to Youtube, he was also an extremely famous and well known Vine star. He was featured on High-Functioning Autism Daily for his efforts made to Vine.
YouTube
Other than propkilling, 2cash's other hobbies include making response videos on his shitty YouTube channel as a form of damage control.
Gallery
Wouldn't be complete without a gallery to admire the god.
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2cash and his thicc ass sister. -
2cash and his only friend, again. -
Even his dog hates him. -
2cash's ugly ass dad, wishing he would've pulled out. -
2cash's twitter, where he proclaims his l337 skills. -
2cash's steam account, looking good as usual. -
2cash's shiny 12 year account, forever locked. -
2cash and his overweight family.
 2cash is part of a series on Security Faggots |
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Try-Hards
2cash • AnonOps • Brian Salcedo • Fearnor • Fry Guy • Gadi Evron • g00ns • Hack This Site • Hacking Team • hann • Joanna Rutkowska • John Field • Joseph Camp • Lizard Squad • LulzSec • Mark Zuckerberg • MarshviperX • Masters of Deception • Michael Lynn • Krashed • Raven • r000t • Ryan • Steve Gibson • th3j35t3r • The Regime • Sabu • Zeekill
Related Shit
Avira • Ciscogate • Cloudflare • Conficker • CyberDefender • Defcon • The Gibson • The Great Em/b/assy Security Leak of 2007 • Heartbleed • I GOT NORTON! • Is Your Son a Computer Hacker? • Operation Sundevil • PIFTS.exe • Social engineering • Stylometry • SubSeven • Zone-H |
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