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I keep waiting for the punchline on this because as being someone who claims to have been trained in the styles of the [[Pimp|masters]] like Van Gogh, [[Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles|Michelangelo]], Rembrandt, Dali and Picasso - Doopie's style looks vaguely similar to something that would be used on a [[Japanese]] sugar packet. | I keep waiting for the punchline on this because as being someone who claims to have been trained in the styles of the [[Pimp|masters]] like Van Gogh, [[Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles|Michelangelo]], Rembrandt, Dali and Picasso - Doopie's style looks vaguely similar to something that would be used on a [[Japanese]] sugar packet. | ||
===Doopie The [[Weaboo]]=== | |||
Doopie actually believes that being called a [[Weaboo]] is a compliment. | |||
This word, weaboo, is supposed to represent the same thing as going up to the biggest, dumbest, ugliest, angriest and murderiest [[Nazi|Aryan, White Power member]] and calling them a [[nigger]] lover. | |||
Our little lady boy sees it as a word that describes someone as [[obsessive|loving]] Japanese Culture. | |||
His levels of weaboo are so strong that Doopie can not own a dog unless it originates from Japan and owns a Shiba Ainu. | |||
Also, being [[gay]], [[tranny|a ladyboy]] and a weaboo he's above getting drunk on beer and only drinks Saki. | |||
The irony, as I have discussed before, about these mental midgets is that they are relegating themselves to a nitch art style that all ready has a billion and a half [[asian|slant]] eyes that do it better because it is and will always be a part of their life through advertisements and product design. The grow up seeing these characters on their milk, selling them their first car or hideaway motel for a quickie to the crematorium they'll use when they die. | |||
Growing up oblivious to this life style, there is no way to compete so they are either really [[stupid|delusional]] and think they'll succeed or they're [[realistic|and embracing it for an excuse when they fail]]. | |||
==Doopie and Chris Chan== | ==Doopie and Chris Chan== | ||
Revision as of 10:27, 26 April 2017
Doopie DoOver is a Sailor Moon wannabee, furfag of a Thai ladyboy that still maintains his male identity because he desires respect but has adopted a female alternate gender because like all young gays, he needs constant attention.
Males, by definition need to have talent to gain respect and attention, lacking it, is probably the origin of the female persona. Simple math, GOTIS = attention.
His art - no surprise here, isn't really worthy of notice or even of being called good unless it was drawn by a pair of tits. So again, this is why we have the creation of the female persona.
What he breaks down to is just another basement dwelling, mamas boy with no skills at communication or much of anything else that believes that Animu is the end all style when it comes to art and has no real style of his own if you're not counting people he is imitating.
One can sum up his art with a simple metaphor of a used diaper. It's not something you want to keep around for a long period of time. People can easily identify you psychologicaly if you have too many laying around and its not something you buy without needing it to fullfil a purpose, I don't know. Maybe you really do think Doopie will suck your dick if you buy that shitty drawing she did of him/her fucking a dog for $400.
Worse yet, is his voice as he/she fancies themselves a voice over artist, volunteering for Planet Dolan on Youtube because, seriously, who is going to pay you when your voice is best described as a pre-pubescent male screech with hints of the aftereffect of a firecracker going off in a cat's ass.
Given a choice between this one and Tara Strong, I'd recomend Tara Strong because you won't have the Sheriff's Department showing up outside your house and accusing you of being Michael Vick and demanding to see what's going on in your basement.
Doopie's Art
Doopie's art can be best summed up as him drawing himself as girls in different outfits and with different body types and hair colours or as female furries because the majority of his ebegging revenue comes from dirty old men who are into the spirit animal thing.
Doopie, like most artists on the internet make a living by ebegging and by doing requests.
There are some rumors about a secret code that can be sent to Doopie DoOver to request all kinds of porn, including that really nasty stuff you just got done looking at. To br fair these rumors started to appear after Chris Chan went into full melt down after he found out Doopie DoOver was a ladyboy and hitting on him made Chris full blown gay. As I've said before, Doopie DoOver is an ebeeger and like all whores whatever happens will be dependant on what you ask for, what they're willing to do and how much you offer. If you really have to have a picture of Doopie DoOver eating an ear of corn the wrong way, just remember the words of Our god emperor President King, everything is up for negotiation.
All in all, the best way to sum up Doopie's art is to quote the cop on Investigative Discovery right now, "There's nothing to see here. Move along"
Doopie The Classically Trained Artist
I keep waiting for the punchline on this because as being someone who claims to have been trained in the styles of the masters like Van Gogh, Michelangelo, Rembrandt, Dali and Picasso - Doopie's style looks vaguely similar to something that would be used on a Japanese sugar packet.
Doopie The Weaboo
Doopie actually believes that being called a Weaboo is a compliment. This word, weaboo, is supposed to represent the same thing as going up to the biggest, dumbest, ugliest, angriest and murderiest Aryan, White Power member and calling them a nigger lover. Our little lady boy sees it as a word that describes someone as loving Japanese Culture. His levels of weaboo are so strong that Doopie can not own a dog unless it originates from Japan and owns a Shiba Ainu. Also, being gay, a ladyboy and a weaboo he's above getting drunk on beer and only drinks Saki. The irony, as I have discussed before, about these mental midgets is that they are relegating themselves to a nitch art style that all ready has a billion and a half slant eyes that do it better because it is and will always be a part of their life through advertisements and product design. The grow up seeing these characters on their milk, selling them their first car or hideaway motel for a quickie to the crematorium they'll use when they die. Growing up oblivious to this life style, there is no way to compete so they are either really delusional and think they'll succeed or they're and embracing it for an excuse when they fail.
Doopie and Chris Chan
—The only intelligent words to ever come out of Doopie's mouth | ||
Unlike most normal sane people who have come in contact with Chris Chan and are deserving of some sympathy, Doopie DoOver deserves no such thing.
For two years, when Doopie was having a good old time being Chris' object of affection and Love goal, he, Doopie, ignored people's outright warnings and threats about what Chris is capable of, going so far as setting out to personally antogonize people by saying that Chris is a decent person and not deserving of anyone's ridicule.
It wasn't until current events started to echo The Megan Affair that Doopie DoOver started worrying about his tight o-ring and started heading advice from others because he/she didn't want to see a flood of childish porn being posted on the internet titled "Doopie Came For CWC".
It started like every Girl Quest fuck up in Chris History. Chris got over protective and jealous, letting his disguise of being a decent person drop and let everyone see, again, what a fucktard of a cocksucker he is.
Chris didn't like some game doopie was playing with his/her boyfriend on twitter. Chris argued that any insult aimed at Doopie DoOver challanged the honor of his precious ladyboy and he told Doopie's boyfriend, sugar daddy, what he thought. Chris started by saying that Doopie was a delicate flower and didn't deserve such treatment at the hands of someone who claimed to love her and if Doopie was his, Chris would treat him/her like the princess that she is.
This had heen coming for awhile. Earlier Chris had already started to monopolize Doopie's time when He/she was online wanting Doopie to only talk to him. According to Doopie, the whole of Chris conversations were about porn, My Little Pony porn, Sailor Moon porn, Evangelion porn, Power Puff Girls porn, drawing porn, buying porn, renting porn, watching porn and hentai.
Finally seeing Chris for the piece of shit, asstard overgrown manchild threat to humanity and the gene pool that he is, Doopie DoOver decided to confirm the rumors that he is in fact a thai lady boy - crushing Chris' oversized, conjested heart because Chris has a near phobic obsession and rationalizations when it comes to being gay. Dress up in your mother's panties and take hormones to grow tits, perfectly straight to Chris. Hit on a guy dressed up as a girl that probably has a dick bigger than you, totally gay.
Since this revelation, chris has avoided the internet but like all of Chris' past love failures he will bounce back and quickly start claiming that Doopie DoOver was just another pawn designed by the evil Jews to make him look silly and ruin his chances of ever becoming a publishing megahouse because his words are the cure for Jews and niggers.
So, it's safe to say, Jews 3 million, Chris 0.
If Chris Chan is right and a cabal of Jews have it in for him, are The Jews really such bad guys?
Things That Came and Bit Doopie in the Ass
People View You By The Company You Keep
Chemistry has a saying, like disolves like and it works when it comes to Human nature because you are more likely to surround yourself with people who have the same views as you do.
Doopie made the mistake that working in media this rule is a law and she/he actually openly argued with people saying that Chris could be a Jew Hating, nigger killing monster that has almost raped hundreds of girls and it had nothing to do with him/her because it was all in the past and as Doopie said, even if Chris was like that it had no relevance because Doopie was more open minded and balanced out the universe. Having a residence in Europe Doopie probably also spent some time with the fun police after making the comment in support of Chris that Reinhard Heydrich had some good ideas.
Words have weight
Doopie tried to argue the old adage of sticks and stones and words are just words until Chris start peddling rumors that he was tapping that sweet ladyboy ass. Once that happened, like a good liberal, doopie threw away his/her beliefs and went on the offensive because when they're talking about you, all of a sudden, people start worrying about what people say.
White Knights
People are more likely to white knight a soft in the head assberger degenerate over a furfag Thai Ladyboy who uses intellectual insults, calling people dumb, because most people who suffer from liberal sensabilities have been taught that the second is the bad one and the retard is weak and in need of protecting. If you always want someone to come to your rescue, just be a retard because the White Knight will think by protecting you, they are doing the word of god.
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