Ashura

because I'm worth it

Ashura (aka Joe Marconi) is a whiny, bitchy, emotional 20 year old from Guidoland who frequently expresses the meaning of pedophile. He is famous for attempting to hypnotize underaged girls to go nude on webcam, but typically fails. Ashura even made up stories about going an hero just to see if anyone "cares". Ashura is so obsessed with trying to get into a little girl's panties, he begs for their forgiveness after ass ramming them with the constant question of "CAN I HAVE SEX WITH YOU?!?!!". As a result of being lonely from fapping to shitting dick nipples every night, he turns to Myspace to have serious relationships when in reality, he will never get any because of his acne-ridden 2 inch dick. He doesn't seem to care about what people write about him; after all, he did get his friend to delete this article once because he was so butthurt from it, he even confessed that because of it, he cried over being hated so much.

I WILL SMASH YOUR HEAD AGAINST THE WALL

Other than just spending most of his online time hitting on female Myspace users, he enjoys threating people in random chatrooms that he'll beat them up with his bare hands.

I MEAN IT!!!

	“	If I met you in real life I would smash your head against the wall.	„
	—Ashura

Along with such threats, he tells his victims to grow up and stop acting so childish (when it is clear enough to say that he is the one being highly immature in this situation). He also often includes warnings that he will use his amazing powers of hypnotism to steal their girlfriends away from them. Many girls insist that his hypnotism has actually worked against their own will. However, some argue that they were merely this desperate to begin with.

A Life Of Misery And Abuse

Half of what this faggot whines about is how his brother beats the shit out of him and steals all of his porn. It is a known fact that he is buttfucked by this brother since he, too, can't get any. Even Ashura's own stepmom wants some of his tiny limp cock. On many occasions he sobs and writes blogs about the "miserable truths" in his family and once even admitted to sleeping with old men and sucking their cock.

why doesn't anyone care about me???

	“	WHY WON'T ANYONE CARE ABOUT ME? I'M A NICE GUY AND I'M SOFT-HEARTED, THEY TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ME BECAUSE OF THE FACT THAT I'M NICE TO THEM!!!! FORGET THIS I HATE YOU ALL!	„
	—Ashura

Even Ashura's friends can't stand him and want him to GTFO, go kill himself, or want someone to do it for him.

I'D DIE FOR YOU LOLIS

(Kratos = Ashura)
(Mia = Some loli)

~Kratos, Fallen God of War, Destroyer of Gods~ says: I DON"T CARE

~Kratos, Fallen God of War, Destroyer of Gods~ says: I LOVE YOU MORE THAN ANYTHING

~Kratos, Fallen God of War, Destroyer of Gods~ says: MORE THAN MY OWN LIFE

~Kratos, Fallen God of War, Destroyer of Gods~ says: I NEED YOU

~Kratos, Fallen God of War, Destroyer of Gods~ says: YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE FOR ME! >.<

~Kratos, Fallen God of War, Destroyer of Gods~ says: I WILL NOT ABANDON YOU LIKE MID DID

~Kratos, Fallen God of War, Destroyer of Gods~ says: I WILL ALWAYS BE THERE FOR YOU

~Kratos, Fallen God of War, Destroyer of Gods~ says: I SWEAR ON MY LIFE

Mia says: Ash..I..

Mia says: Sorry..

~Kratos, Fallen God of War, Destroyer of Gods~ says: ...Sorry for what...?

~Kratos, Fallen God of War, Destroyer of Gods~ says: Ashley.

~Kratos, Fallen God of War, Destroyer of Gods~ says: ..Theres no reason to be alone.

~Kratos, Fallen God of War, Destroyer of Gods~ says: I will die for you.

~Kratos, Fallen God of War, Destroyer of Gods~ says: I will always be there for you.

~Kratos, Fallen God of War, Destroyer of Gods~ says: I will protect you.

~Kratos, Fallen God of War, Destroyer of Gods~ says: I will take your pain for you.

~Kratos, Fallen God of War, Destroyer of Gods~ says: I will comfort you and love you with all my heart.

~Kratos, Fallen God of War, Destroyer of Gods~ says: ...Just, promise me you'll do the same..

Mia says: ..I cant..

~Kratos, Fallen God of War, Destroyer of Gods~ says: ...Mid?

Mia says: No..

~Kratos, Fallen God of War, Destroyer of Gods~ says: ....Then what?

~Kratos, Fallen God of War, Destroyer of Gods~ says: I'm not gonna do what Mid did to you.

~Kratos, Fallen God of War, Destroyer of Gods~ says: I won't cheat on you either.

~Kratos, Fallen God of War, Destroyer of Gods~ says: Ashley.

~Kratos, Fallen God of War, Destroyer of Gods~ says: ...You've always been the girl of my dreams, the girl I've always wanted...

~Kratos, Fallen God of War, Destroyer of Gods~ says: And I know I'm the one you want.

~Kratos, Fallen God of War, Destroyer of Gods~ says: ...Don't let it slip away...

~Kratos, Fallen God of War, Destroyer of Gods~ says: ...I love you.

~Kratos, Fallen God of War, Destroyer of Gods~ says: I always have..

~Kratos, Fallen God of War, Destroyer of Gods~ says: ..And I always will.

~Kratos, Fallen God of War, Destroyer of Gods~ says: ...Even if you abandon me.

~Kratos, Fallen God of War, Destroyer of Gods~ says: ...I will always love you.

~Kratos, Fallen God of War, Destroyer of Gods~ says: But you're not a horrible person.

~Kratos, Fallen God of War, Destroyer of Gods~ says: You did what was right to get away from Mid.

~Kratos, Fallen God of War, Destroyer of Gods~ says: You're allowed to start anew.

~Kratos, Fallen God of War, Destroyer of Gods~ says: Theres nothing wrong with that...

~Kratos, Fallen God of War, Destroyer of Gods~ says: I don't want anyone else.

~Kratos, Fallen God of War, Destroyer of Gods~ says: Not Nami.

~Kratos, Fallen God of War, Destroyer of Gods~ says: Not Shahua.

~Kratos, Fallen God of War, Destroyer of Gods~ says: Not anyone.

~Kratos, Fallen God of War, Destroyer of Gods~ says: ...Just you.

~Kratos, Fallen God of War, Destroyer of Gods~ says: And thats the honest truth.

Mia says: Why me and not another girl..?

~Kratos, Fallen God of War, Destroyer of Gods~ says: Because you were always there.

~Kratos, Fallen God of War, Destroyer of Gods~ says: You're the one who I feel connected to.

~Kratos, Fallen God of War, Destroyer of Gods~ says: No one else.

~Kratos, Fallen God of War, Destroyer of Gods~ says: You're the one, who I want to spend eternity with.

~Kratos, Fallen God of War, Destroyer of Gods~ says: -shows you a ring- I'll give this to you, when the time is right.

~Kratos, Fallen God of War, Destroyer of Gods~ says: ...But I need the opportunity...

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(Meanwhile...)

Example of pedophilia, as seen on his Myspace

Ashura's Latest Fails

Ashura is often hard to locate because for some reason, he tends to change screennames and regularly frequented websites. The following quotes are from when he was last spoken with...

FalseTrick:
he works on the corner of hollywoodvideo

Ashura/Iori Yagami:
I work at GameStop as an Assistant Manager.

FalseTrick:
OH WOW

Ashura/Iori Yagami:
And I make $12 an hour.

FalseTrick:
IM SO

FalseTrick:
OMG IM SO FUCKING

FalseTrick:
BLOWN AWAY

FalseTrick:
guys hese the manager of a gamestop

Ashura/Iori Yagami:
You need both.

Ashura/Iori Yagami:
Otherwise you amount to jack shit.

Ryosin:
@Ash How's your parents house?

Ashura/Iori Yagami:
I'm awesome.

Ryosin:
Had to be said. Stfu.

Ashura/Iori Yagami:
It's nice.

Ashura/Iori Yagami:
It has a wonderful hot tub that I helped built and use everynight.

Ashura/Iori Yagami:
<3

Tixxy(DarkDevil):
The fuck..

Tixxy(DarkDevil):
Ash..

Tixxy(DarkDevil):
No.

Tixxy(DarkDevil):
No.

FalseTrick:
do you fuck the bubbleholes?

I'm awesome.

	“	I'm going to college for Business Administration. :/	„
	—Ashura

	“	I have a job AND a life.	„
	—Ashura

	“	I'd own you all with my Ganondorf.	„
	—Ashura

Fun Facts

• Many of Ashura's young female allies have posted on this article to get it taken down, because they are trying to "defend" him. They are hoping we'll be butthurt because of this. They have failed due to lack of wiki markup knowledge, and getting banned.

• Did you know that Ashura considers himself a hardcore gamer? He insists that he can win in any game he plays against someone.

i didn't do anything! i was out christmas shopping, i swear!

• He insists that he is not a pedo, but we have recently come to discover that he claimed a 12 year old girl to be a "delicious loli-looking rape toy".

• Did you also know that he hangs out with wiggers? One of these wiggers (recently discovered to possess the name "Shawn") has gotten involved with this article, as Ashura has tried to force him into deleting it.

	“	I whore myself for 25 cents for 10 minutes.	„
	—Ashura

Ways To Possibly Find Ashura On The Innanetz

• UPDATE!!! Ashura has recently been spotted on the Book of Faces. His account is new and likely active, but unfortunately highly private (likely to conceal his rumored underground loli hooker ring).

• His AIM account: Nemesis Cypher

• His other AIM account: Vash the Sinful

• Yet another AIM account: SilentMagicianEX

• His Xbawx LIVE account: Nemesis Cypher

• Myspace (Closed)

• Another Myspace (Closed)

• Likely the only Myspace that he hasn't closed; seems dead

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