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Drawrawr is the latest shitty deviantArt knock-off site which claims in its own creation it is being rebellious and free. In all reality, it's just full of a variety of self-important elite douchebags, moral fags, ugly loud mouths, grammar nazis, people who shoot up movie theatres when batman rises, closet pedofiles, and Jihadi artists anonymous.
As with the republican party, once a user reaches a certain weight - usually 650lb or more - they automatically gain more power, becoming a moderator on the site, to feed Josh Thomas's fatty fetish.
Drawrawr is a new site, but promises features too crummy to mention, with artwork worse than 4chan's /b/ board.
It was setup by an Elvis impersonator, and self-appointed CEO named Josh Thomas WHO KNOWS EVERYTHING - and if you think differently, boy are you gonna be corrected! And if he doesn't know about something, he will not let it on Drawrawr. HE WATCHES ALL. You cannot join Drawrawr without first passing the Elvis-master's test of ability - unless you're lucky enough to have Elvis, some unimportant goth girl who poses as his girlfriend to cover up past acts of bestiality, or one of their other team-slugs to pay you a visit, forcing their magical propaganda down your throat to force you to join immediately.
Those who do not comply with what Josh Thomas or respect his self-imposed title of 'CEO' after he wrote the entire site in bad PHP that required reworking by four different people will spend eternity in Elvis Master Hell, hearing him whine about how he deserves more respect.
However, follow the site rules, and not only will your computer have a trojan installed on it by their moderators, but you'll also be invited to a similar promised land offered to YouTube users - of course the Drawrawr version is still in beta and another version is being made from scratch. If you don't get the trojan because Ashes doesn't like you...or anybody infact - you get Catherine's big tits instead.
Artwork
Drawrawr claims to be an art site - but one browse around of Elvis Master's account shows you that artwork doesn't have to be yours to post in the first place: BECAUSE THAT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE A TRACE ART OF SCOTT PILGRIM...
Unlike deviantart, drawrawr loves furry art especially anything by Snapesnogger - cuz that's some good shit bro! It has artwork drawn by 14 year olds who base their anatomy on desk-top dolls and store dummies, who think that because they aren't tracing artwork THEY ARE FUCKING GOOD AT ART and ANY attempt to tell them their work isn't good will result not with the usual butthurt, but instead a full-on boycott from drawwar's second reich.
Then of course, you have the artwork from those trapped on drawrawr who cannot leave either because they're fucking stupid, or because when drawrawr told them how fucking good their site was on deviant art, artgrounds, sheezy or wherever, they posted a nice big journal saying OMG I'M LEAVING HERE - I'M ON DRAWRAWR NOW SO THERE! You know - the sort of artist who if trapped on a snow-topped mountain would think: I can't melt snow, so I better drink my own piss.
However, the style of artwork being uploaded to drawrawr puts it's artists in direct competition with PPPProject, which like drawrawr, is also in a beta.
OPERATIONZ ARE GO!
But what of Elvis himself? 10 minutes after coming up with the idea for drawrawr, (which was 5 minutes after spending yet another day of googling 'Josh Thomas' to yield no results) OPERATIONZ WERE GO, and have since been overseen by the Elvis Master himself. He rallied up a bunch of fat loud kids who think they can program - but in reality will fuck up making a cup of coffee - and got to work. The rest is history in the process, as the site isn't making enough money to afford servers for a complete resurrection of the SS in order to take over EVERY FUCKING SITE ON THE INTERWEBZ AND MAKE THEM DRAWRAWR!
When in the building - Elvis ensures:
- NOBODY badmouths Drawrawr. Infact, expect this article to be blogged about and requested to be removed...
- Advertising is done! This includes going onto other art sites, forcing the notion of how crap that site is, and how the user MUST MOVE TO DRAWRAWR RIGHT NOW, BEFORE ELVIS GETS MAD!
- Unoriginal features copied from Sheezyart are implemented ASAP!
- The staff - including various fuck-wits from the failed and unoriginally named 'The Art Site Project', (or 'CRAP' for short) are kept as much in line as all great gestapo should.
- BANFREE! Which takes the fun out of arguing with moderators...
- Moderators whose presence is pointless due to the aforementioned bahn-free browsing, consisting of a crack team of asswhips banned from practically every other website on the internet.
- Searching all instances of DR Hate on the internet. When found, all DR staff are notified, in order for them to spam the shite out of the comments/artwork/journals with 'Lol, they're knocking a site which is in beta' even though when complete, it's logo is still going to look like a turd in a toilet bowl, placed on a plate of cold sick.
Hean's Asswhippin'
On drawrawr, trolling is both allowed and rife - yet what the retards who setup this site were too retarded to see, was that if you can't lure people onto your site to troll them, the site is actually completely fucking pointless, because the people who they want to troll aren't likely to go there - because all children know not to walk into to an aligator pit.
In May 2011, this just so happened to include one weeaboo, Chibi Dawnie, who posted her lurkings around the DR faggotry: http://dawnrie.deviantart.com/journal/Mew-News-Thinking-of-joining-DrawRawr-Read-this-218456829 lulling at that trolling that never happened.
Hean was retarded enough to have not realized that you don't flame somebody you want to piss off before they arrive on your artsite trollsite - making him stupider than a weeaboo who posted the point-out journal 100 years before the butthurt response journal.
Once the retard was discovered, Elvis and his girlfriend LVL-5-TONS, quickly purged the jew~retard from their pure, aryan, elitist trolls - and his butthurt has been heard on drawrawr ever since - because what makes this all the more funnier, is that on Drawrawr, nobody gets banned - failers at DR end up interred and sent to concentration camps instead - although it's predicted with the imminent Drawrawr 2.0 that fat-cat-herine, (Elvis's IRL;BNR GF) will turn to vore, thus solving the problem.
His full fuckup can be found here: http://drawrawr.com/viewJournals.php?owner=Hean&id=947
Obviously not content with just telling people what to do, Drawrawr is getting it's users to actually pay for using their faggotry. This was an unprecedented move, because it's the first time that a big pile of shit has managed to accumulate some sort of value - which as everybody knows, is impossible.
Most DR users are too fucktarded to ask where the money went - to anybody with half a brain it appears that money wasn't invested in the website itself, because it sucks more balls than a catholic priest.
This leaves the question, where is DR's Nazi Gold hidden?
Users
No respective artist - whom is defined as a user with more than 50 watchers - will ever likely use Drawrawr - because anybody who has some article about them in some digital arts magazine with 5,000 followers to whom the latter aspire to - will simply never find drawrawr. And if they did, they wouldn't give a fuck, because it's got more bullshit than a stampede at a rodeo - and that's before the site's logo is taken into account.
So this leaves Drawrawr's entire userbase as a sect of failtrolls who got banned from every artsite - such as Ashes, who now has Lard-butt and Elvis running around on various other artsites saying 'actually ashes is nice!' because they don't understand that being the boss means you get to order other people around to improve your image, rather than doing it all yourself - a prime example of this can be found by clicked 'discussion' at the top of the page for this very article!
That, and given that comic on DA by Emerilla, acts as a good warning to bullshit-avoiders, the rest of the internet, and what's worse for drawrawr, the trolling-fodder.
Drawrawr decided to setup the account holocaustdenier and then ban it, to prove they aren't the fascists they appear to be. We suspect business as usual - namely self-trolling, because genuine users left once they realized the features are about as functional as a chocolate fireguard - and nobody on the interwebz outside of the 6 users on drawrawr know of it's existence. The plan is the continue self-trolling until the annual payment of $1.98 on the server runs out.
Most of it's users are obviously horse fuckers, because they are all butt-ugly bronies, and who else would enjoy living on a website which looks like throw up? And also when the server goes South this message appears.
Since most of the people who left other artsites for DR have now either returned to where they came from, or moved on to tumblr - the site is now wasting up internet space which could be used for a higher calling, to just hosting brony porn.
OH NOES INTERNET!
Despite the Special ED school Drawrawr is they realised that people were taking the piss out of them. This provoked one giant lollercoaster, complete with a hydro-propulsion instead of a pull hill - just like on Space Mountain at Disnee world. The Drawrawr team - like any half decent Jihadists, Nazis or members of Westboro, or any other religious-nut group - do what they do best - DENY EVERYTHING!
Hean:
Despite acting - and looking - like Eric Cartman - tried to laugh off the laughing at, but he sorta missed the bus with this response in his fuckup journal - responding to it around six months after the page was setup. Really - it took him that long to come up with a response effectively saying: "YOU WILL RESPECT MY AUTHORATARRR!" but actually crying into his my little pony collection.
Elvis himself: Josh did what he does best - drone on for a little longer about his self-importance - before again doing what he does best - dropping the whole thing and moving on. Oh wait, no that was the guy with common sense - this is Josh Thomas we're talking about here!
Josh decided the best thing to do was slip into his blue-suede keyboard and try to tell the authors of this article how to do their job - despite fucking up at his own job of running drawrawr - here's a wee clipette for those of you too lazy to click on 'discussion' at the top of the page:
Furthermore, he is also part of the team that made the website called 'The Gig Bureau' - by 'program' of course we mean that he spent 30 minutes putting it together in Wix, because it's well documented that when Elvis codes there's more security holes than the child-protection agency working alongside Jimmy Savile. Be sure to visit the staff page on 'the gig bureau' where he 'works' - if such a term can be applied to the adult-baby dumber than chris-chan, and see if you can work out which shitty instagram photo is supposed to be a of him on here
GOD BLESS HER, AND ALL WHO SAIL IN HER!
Catherine initially reacted to the ED article with 'Oh ED? Lol that place used to be good' - so nothing unusual about that behavior - but then she simply vanished from all her usual haunts on the more public parts of the internet. As anybody with even a basic grasp of physics understands, you can't hide an object that's 900ft look for too long without somebody finding it. Sources close to her say that she's helping McDonald's in North Carolina to get through the recession. The only time she trolls anybody now is when she whistles the McDonald's theme to bulls and cows in the fields she passes.
Even the 13 year olds she got banned for troll/pedo/vore baiting are getting savvy to her really, really crappy insults - so perhaps Catherine will be making her final voyage to the breakers yard - otherwise known to Drawrawrians/North Carolinaian Nazis as: "that beach in India where all the dead ships get washed up on'.
What happened to the jew/sers? After realising there probably was no Nazi gold in the first place, they stuck around for as long as it took them to realise how crap DR was - which was pretty much once everybody got sick of feeling that unnecessary desire to defend Drawrawr by responding with 'DR IS IN BETA YOU N00B!' to anybody who dared question their once beloved trollsite - possibly because they realised that people were only saying 'DRAWRAWR SUCKS ASS!' to provoke that lollercoaster flame reaction. Obviously being a retard is somewhat curable...
The other users who had half a braincell and were just there because they'd been told it was better than Nabyn, Sheezyart, ConceptArt...actually I'm going to stop typing because I'm going to end up with quite a long list here - the artists with even a nominal amount of talent went to tumblr, leaving the DR Mods to wallow in the unpleasant shit hole now known as 'DenialRawr'.
Today's Drawrawr is now emptier than Artgrounds - infact it's emptier than Hean's address book. Not even Josh Thomas's Google Adsense account can save him now. All we have left to look forward to now is the YOU DUN GOOFED! video from drama queen Josh Thomas when his employers at Gig Bureau find this page.
Elvis has left the building! THANKAVERRAMUCH!
On Friday the 23rd Drawrawr closed it doors - and the following message appears:
Perhaps Catherine tripped up on a half-eaten cupcake and flattened the 'server'? Perhaps somebody emailed Josh's employers at the Gig Bureau pointing out just how good he is at programming? If so and they've done some more enhanced background check than browse his CV, then they've possibly told him "WE'RE SERIOUS BUSINESS BOI, NOW GET THIS PRE-PUBE SHIT OFF THE INTERNET - IT'S GIVING OUR SERIOUS BUSINESS A BAAAAAAD NAME!!!!" which is the most common responses for somebody who runs an actual business, as opposed to bullying and trolling 13 year olds who didn't know any better, posting forced memes on 4chan, hosting brony fan-art, and make piss poor jokes nobody finds funny - such as his haircut.
The most likely of hypothesis is that nobody went onto the crappy site for the past few months except the 18 year old republicans from Tex-arse who were - until recently - moderators there on their wee ego trip. Google ads obviously did what it does best in these cases and told Josh Thomas that because the same people were logging in constantly that he was trying to generate page views this way, and as such they were going to stop paying him the $6.99c per quarter he had been receiving ever since the site set itself up.
This being his only income since all the 'donations' became 'refunds'.
It might say 'Game over' on Josh Thomas's screen right now - but the question is, will he select 'play again'?
If he gets fired, yes. If he stays and DR2 never sees the light of day, then clearly the good people at the gig bureau misread the part of his CV, confusing the term 'site programmer' with 'shite programmer'.
Features of the site
Poorly executed features, which Josh Thomas came up with whilst smoking the six bags of weed he requires in order to make Catherine look good enough to shag once a month, can be found all over drawrawr, none of them in a working order. Of course, whilst Elvis wants you to think that the site is in beta, he's just too retarded to either know how to code anything - including on one occasion when he published a password on github - and also too retarded to identify what a good feature is to begin with.
DR is planning to launch a radio station. It will go down about as well as a cat in a bath filled with cold water.
Interestingly enough, there is no 'watch' feature as commonly found on most art sites, because Elvis Master wanted the best for his Aryan race. So instead of a 'watch' button, in it's place is a 'JIHAD!' button instead - on Josh Thomas's moderator view though, it simply has 'BATMAN GO BATSHIT IN MOVIE THEATRE!'
The site will still look like vomit with a giant big shit streaked all across the top, with two sick-ofant dragon-furries giving that shit a good ol' prod!
Here's a gallery showing some of their features fuckups:
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WE AREN'T TASP, GAWD! -
Jonny Littman from TASP has joined the draw-war, and has been hard at work! -
The most comprehensive external review of the site. -
Never heard of Drawrawr? We think he probably won't hear the last of it when DR catch up with him... -
Hean kinda answers his own question here... -
Why is Hean ex-mod? HE CONTRADICTED DRAWRAWR SITE POLICY! Nobody shall take things seriously on DR! NO EXCEPTIONS! -
Isolated Brain getting butthurt because she got lulled at instead of a conversion from this Sheezyart user. -
Actually, whilst we're here, look at Catherine's comment... ELVIS WANTS TO BE LONESOME TONIGGGHT!
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Where have we seen those four icons before? OH YEAH - They're the entire user base of DR! -
Even though we copypasta'd their ToS - WE AREN'T SHEEZY, GAWD! -
Coming soon - fat 18 year olds from Texas telling you why Obamacare is a bad thing. Obviously not stolen from Bill O'Reilly... -
If the turd-logo isn't enough, the hover-over colour is urine-yellow. -
Drawrawr 2: from shit brown to puke green! -
DR mod Chinoumi playing pedobear on furry site Nabyn.com -
HE SAID SOMETHING BAD ABOUT DRAWRAWR! FLING Z'IM IN DAS CATTLE TRUCK! -
DR's faggotry tariff. -
At least DR's very own My Little Brony actually has a bullshit-free profile. -
Inter's friends list, containing various alt accounts to make it seem like people are using drawrawr. -
Wait...OH LawL yet another drawrawr account! They must be properly fucked to create one on their own site...
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Only the hentai-bullet tramp is friends with them - and we suspect that's for the lullz.
Marketing
Far from sitting on the internet and waiting for users, the drawrawr gestapo have setup up propaganda profiles all over the interwebz, here is their one on deviantart: [1] Their tactics are simple - find any art site with users, and go on and on and on about how that site has BAD features, that should castrate the owners of the site to Elvis-Master Hell, to get users signed up for a Hitler Youth/Mosque Membership/Drawrawr account.
The site also has a slogan: "Don't just Drawrawr, DRAWWAR!" which is comment-spammed on art sites everywhere, despite not one fuck being given in return.
These include:
- http://www.facebook.com/pages/DrawRawrcom/196856303673079 BECAUSE THE WORLD MUST KNOW!
- http://drawrawr.sheezyart.com/ IRONY HERE: People who left SA for DR, are now leaving DR for SA again. That or tumblr.
- http://pinterest.com/source/drawrawr.com/ Full of furry-scrat pr0n.
- http://pinterest.com/lambdanaut/drawrawr/ The adult-baby setup yet another pinterest!
http://drawrawr.deviantart.com/DAmned for spamming!- http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/drawrawr Just incase they forgot to pay the server bill this month...
- https://github.com/Lambdanaut/Drawrawr DR login for members of Anon.
What...no twitter? GOOGLE FAIL?Oh it's on page 2: http://twitter.com/#!/drawrawr (Obviously not enough hits...)- http://www.mangabullet.com/DrawRawr/profile
- http://drawrawr.artofnine.com/
- http://www.tomgeeks.com/phpBB/viewtopic.php?t=5980&start=75&sid=5eb864bda6f895abeb8077e09e6c5126 Example of how to plug forums the right way - the DRAWBAWWW WAY!
- http://drawrawr.com/DrawRawr They have one on their own website! They aren't hiring now though - they're posing as German refugees on the Wilhelm Gustloff, with their Nazi Gold.
- http://www.alexa.com/siteinfo/drawrawr.com Catherine has been onto Alexia.com and done the obvious. Be sure to pay alexia.com a visit and register your review!
- http://steamcommunity.com/groups/drawrawr They got an out-of-steam on steam as well!
- https://www.projectwonderful.com/viewprofile.php?id=60401 You have to hand it to DR - they're plugging their site in places nobody will see their plug. INGENIOUS!
DR Promotional video
DR had Jennifer Connelly star in a promotional video, playing the part of a prospective artist's experience on drawrawr, covering everything from initially being bombardied with messages on some other art site - the faggotry part in the middle - followed by realizing it's all bullshit, and smashing the place up before leaving the nightmare.
To distance himself from his sideburns, Josh Thomas is played by David Bowie - instead of Josh Thomas's fugly, sideburn distancing nose.
Famous Users
See also
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| Drawrawr is part of a series on Dying Alone
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