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===The Rats in the Walls===
===The Rats in the Walls===
An English man acquires an ancient mansion with large amounts of suspicions of occultism surrounding it. He starts hearing lots of scuffling in the walls and calls for an investigation party. They discover an ancient tunnel leading to an enormously massive cave decorated with cyclopean architecture and subhuman skeletons littered everywhere. It is not long before the pieces are put together and the main character finds out he is the decedent of eons of primordial inbred niggermonkeys and then get mauled to death by rats. [[a cat is fine too|H.P. Lovecraft also inserted his cat into this story.]]
An English man acquires an ancient mansion with large amounts of suspicions of occultism surrounding it. He starts hearing lots of scuffling in the walls and calls for an investigation party. They discover an ancient tunnel leading to an enormously massive cave decorated with cyclopean architecture and subhuman skeletons littered everywhere. It is not long before the pieces are put together and the main character finds out he is the decedent of eons of primordial inbred niggermonkeys and then get mauled to death by rats. H.P. Lovecraft also [[self-insert|inserted his cat]] into this story.


===The Shadow Out of Time===
===The Shadow Out of Time===

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H.P. Lovecraft is the author of various science fiction-horror novels and tales which's genera he dubbed "cosmic horror". At a young age, both of Lovecraft's parents were awarded to an insanity asylum, where they lived the rest of their life and died, which would explain the constant themes of unfathomable insanity consistent in his writings. Aside from giving you an insight into a madman's rambling, H.P. Lovecraft's books often express the idea that we are alone and insignificant in this world. This is clearly reminiscent of his social life because he had very few friends apart from his publishing network and his cat.

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Not all of H.P. Lovecraft's stories are in this list. If you notice that your favorite weird tale is missing, please take the courtesy to write about it yourself.

Dagon

Some dude goes sailing to get away from it all but ends up finding some sort of anthropoidal fish-man preying to Cthulhu. Unable to comprehend what he just saw, gets drunk afterward and commits suicide.

Necronomicon

Basically the Bible but it's about Lovecraftian lore and the Cthulhu Mythos.

The Call of Cthulhu

Cthulhu starts mind fucking people with subliminal messages in hopes that someday somebody will open up his tomb. A newspaper journalist investigates this mindfuckery and discovers a super unknown cult known as the Cult of Cthulhu. The boring stuff happens and all of a sudden we're raming into Cthulhu while he excretes tons of green ooz.

The Dunwich Horror

An age-fluid sorcerer uses dark magic to transform himself into his wacky eldritch fursona. One night while continuing his search for forbidden knowledge at his university's library, he is caught and "killed by a guard dog". His twin brother in a fit of rage went postal, killing two families and several cops before being burned at the stake by a lynch mob.

The Rats in the Walls

An English man acquires an ancient mansion with large amounts of suspicions of occultism surrounding it. He starts hearing lots of scuffling in the walls and calls for an investigation party. They discover an ancient tunnel leading to an enormously massive cave decorated with cyclopean architecture and subhuman skeletons littered everywhere. It is not long before the pieces are put together and the main character finds out he is the decedent of eons of primordial inbred niggermonkeys and then get mauled to death by rats. H.P. Lovecraft also inserted his cat into this story.

The Shadow Out of Time

A university teacher falls into a coma to find his consciousness inhabiting an alien body. While living among this master race of aliens, he learns all of their alien knowledge (Pro tip: The alien master race mind-swap their consciousnesses with consciousnesses from the future. They do this to learn about all knowledge that has and will be known to Earth, in hopes it will help them escape the rapture). The teacher guy finally wakes up and has to find out if it was all real, so gathers an exploratory crew and travels to Aboriginal County, Australia. When he discovers the ancient cyclopean tunnels, he is able to subconsciously navigate the halls and crack combinations because of his prior leanings. Finally, he finds a vault of ancient books, and opens one up to find that it is written in his handwriting, but doesn't have time to read it because he is shortly chased out by an ancient invisible wind.

The Shadow Over Innsmouth

A man explores an obscure New England town called Innsmouth to investigate the strange origins of their culture and art, which is like no other known to man. He quickly finds himself appalled by the people of Insmouth because they look like inbred half-niggers and they're smelly. He sticks around for a little while however to investigate and gets some drunk to tell him more than he'd wish to know and then gets chased by lynch mobs of anthropoid fish-men.

H.P. Lovecraft's Cat

Perhaps just as famed as H.P. Lovecraft himself, is his eldest and most beloved cat fittingly named Nigger Man has the most awesome name for a pet ever.

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