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File:Reviewpuppet.png|Jerry's OC, The Review (sock)Puppet.
File:Reviewpuppet.png|Jerry's OC, The Review (sock)Puppet.
File:Jewypeet.jpg| Even [[Ben Garrison]] joins in the fun!
File:Jewypeet.jpg| Even [[Ben Garrison]] joined in the fun!
File:Jerryreactstoben.jpg|..Too bad Jerry didn't [[liberalism|appreciate it.]]
File:Jerryreactstoben.jpg|..Too bad Jerry didn't [[liberalism|appreciate it.]]
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File:Taracalliefake.png| Peter Coffin should teach you some lessons on how to make women up.
File:Fredrick exposed by jerry.jpg|Jerry drops the [[lie|truth]] about [[8chan|8chans]] midget owner.
File:Fredrick exposed by jerry.jpg|Jerry drops the [[lie|truth]] about [[8chan|8chans]] midget owner.
File:Jerrypatreon.png|Jerries other [[jewgold]] scheme failed miserably.
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Revision as of 17:03, 16 August 2015

This person is a sick fuck!

They should never be trusted by anyone!

Possible side-effects will include at least one of these:

  1. HIV/AIDS
  2. Bestiality
  3. Cuckoldry

Anyone up for a round of the crying game?

Jerry Peet is actually a tranny.

     Enjoy your cock!   8====D (_(__)


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You can help by reminding him that he is not relevant.


The man, the tran, the legend.


What do you get when you take Moviebob, Peter Coffin and Brianna Wu, combine their DNA, put it into a test tube, and let the abomination grow? Well, the end result is none other then Jerry Peet/Bhaalspawn/Helrazr/Tara Callie (Jerry William Leo Peet), "known" for his "In a minute" and "Glass of water" videos. What he's lesser known for, however, is a history of lulz that span back many years.

Buckle up, children. This is gonna get messy.


In the beginning: RVI

Around 2008, Jerry first appeared on the internet with his "Rather Vocalized Illusion" series, which was essentially a ripoff of Zero Punctuation. However, instead of talking about video games, Jerry would instead discuss topics like feminism, or incest. His most popular work at this time was a video on the Lavender Town suicides, as well as his videos on bronies.


Jerry, the Biodrone

After Bioware managed to fuck up twice with both Mass effect 3 and Dragon Age, Jerry sought to come to the rescue. While it was already known that Jerry was an EA fanboy, these controversies in particular caused Peet to make a video about gaming controversy, which, aside from white knighting Jennifer Hepler, suggested "if you complain about anything, you're entitled". He also managed to get himself banned from The Escapist for suggesting that EA should follow in the steps of George Lucas and "start jabbing them with the poker just to drink the delicious tears".


Tara Callie

Around this time, in an effort to prove he wasn't dying alone, Jerry created Tara Callie. Tara was a pedophile who was in a relationship with her young sister, and eventually ran away from her abusive parents to move in near to Jerry over in Canada. The "sister", however, died in the snow along the way.

Jerries own dad called bullshit on Taras existence, as despite living very close to Jerry he had never seen her in his life. Jerry and Tara both claimed it was a result of camera-shyness, and that he was being a conspiracy theorist.

In an act of epic win, Jerry's father vandalized his son's Wikia pages about his web series.

Around the time that the allegations escalated, Tara Callie also mysteriously died in mid-2013, came back to life a day later and then eventually disappeared when she was V& in 2014 for possession of child pornography.

The male stripping incident

Jerry was once upon a time friends with Bombasticblake. Blake admitted to Jerry that he secretly wants to be gay with him. Around this time, Jerry was also having issues on what to do next in regards of how to get money. Tara was supposedly being a camwhore, and Jerry for whatever reason decided to follow in her footsteps in order to steal Blakes shekels. In case you're wondering: yes, he did actually attempt to strip in front of Blake.

The TemplarGamer debate

In July 2013, Jerry had a debate with a /v/ user known as Templargamer. Whilst this "debate" eventually became a waste of time for everyone involved, something else had occurred behind the scenes. Ethan, one of Jerries few friends, was originally meant to be hosting the debate on skype. However, his Grandfather was slowly succumbing to dementia. This forced Ethan to refuse hosting the debate at the last second. Rather than accepting the unfortunate circumstances, Jerry had removed any references to him working in Jerry's group "Valky'r studios" and blocked him on facebook.

Down With Molestia and the Derpibooru incident

When Down With Molestia started, Jerry decided to hop onboard the bandwagon. However, the anti-feminist Jerry of old was replaced by a pro feminist Jerry, whom would constantly sing the praises of Anita Sarkeesian. This eventually lead to heated discussion about feminism, and one ask in particular that would forever render Jerry as a laughing stock to the My little pony community.

The ask in particular was a claim that there was no good feminist in the brony community, to which Jerry responded with an image of Lauren Faust. This response would be insignificant to most people, but apparently Jerry thought it was so good he had to upload it to derpibooru, starting a flamewar on the pages comments section in the process. There was a notable amount of people defending Jerry, including none other than Tara Callie. Surprising nobody, it turned out that Jerry had been a samefag.


"Harassment, cyberbullying, and stalking"

In may 2014, Jerry decided to tackle head on some of the many people that were against Pinkiepony and Feminist Frequency in an incredibly misinformed video. In it, Jerry accuses Tenaflyviper (a woman), Thunderf00t Internetaristocrat and Instig8vejournalism of trying to "slander" both of these oppressed womyn into suicide, as well as profiteering in the process. To the contrary of Jerrys claim, not all of the above people monetize their works — Jerry himself, however, does. In the video, he also encourages people to file privacy complaints if people use images of them or their content without permission, whilst doing exactly that with a picture of templargamer. He eventually deleted the video.

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We're so used to being lit on fire, that we're confused when someone objects to being lit on fire
 

 
 

Jerry Peet - displaying his intelligence by comparing criticizing pinkiepony to being the same as setting her on fire


The Stockholm saga

Months passed without any particular lulz, but that all changed when people became aware of one of Jerries other projects, known as Stockholm. Stockholm was a series of pornographic my little pony fanfictions. While initially believed to be nothing more than mere furfaggotry, there was a notable difference: many of the characters from the show are written be sexual deviants. In particular, the first "stockholm" revolves around Rainbow Dashes sexual fetish for young teenage girls. Also she has a penis for some reason. For someone who claims to be heavily anti pedophile, Jerry sure has a thing for writing 14 year old girls having sex with people from their early 30's to late 40's in heavy detail, especially in a country where doing that is illegal. When it eventually spread around, Jerry announced the cancellation of the entire series, and deleted the stories from his fimfiction account in the process. The fanfictions wikia, which contained lore and worldbuilding (which you think wouldn't be on the priority list for pornographic fanfiction), also had references to criticism over child sexualisation conveniently removed. His NSFW blog was also eventually password locked, and his twitter was set to private. Jerry has also encouraged his readers and fans to change their settings so it doesn't show that they follow him

This effort was all for nothing though, as he ended up giving copies of the fanfictions away to whomever requested them.


Jerry comes out

While this could be argued as TITS, Jerry came out as a transsexual in late july of 2015. However, Captain Obvious knew this prior: Jerry had previously admitted he wished he was a woman, the purchase of several accessories from his OC and also has a rather agressive policy on drawing his oc as a male.

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