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After Kim stopped being a pussy and grew a pair, he decided to finally go postal after 25 years of "suffering" a privileged suburban life. Unfortunately, he decided to attempt the [[High Score]] with a gay ass 9mm rifle. He did have a Glock and Shotgun, but he never used them because he's a fucktard. After contemplating a list of potential targets, he settled on Dawson College, where he would unleash a quarter-century of suppressed Gothic rage. | |||
He drove up to the college, pulled out his carbine, and started aiming and shooting at some noobs. He took some fag hostage, forcing him to bring Kim's bag filled with his other guns and his ammo, but the fag ran off and threw away Kim's backup guns. Kim fell to plan 'B' (which he should've done in the first fucking place) and stormed the school its self. He arrived at the cafeteria, hid in the corner, loaded up his pistols and like a retard, shot randomly at the floor. Two morons in front of him were shot point blank. Why these idiots didn't run and hide is up to speculation, but many scientists believe it is due to the fact that [[Canadians]], being the [[liberal|liberals]] they are, take pride in being brainless victims. | |||
Kim forced all the other students there to get on the floor (instead of just shooting them) and started shooting randomly until 2 cops showed up. Dozens more piggies showed up and surrounded the school. Kim took some kids hostage, but didn't align himself properly and thus got shot in the arm. Like other [[Jeff Weise|pussies]], he immediately committed suicide, thus becoming [[an hero]] to goth fuckers worldwide. The cops, being Canadian, immediately apologized and tried to heal Kim, but to no avail. | |||
Kim only managed to kill one person besides himself, out of 20 shot. He even shot some fag twice in the head but couldn't finish the job. At least [[Alex Hribal]] attempted the high score on a "Knives only" match. | |||
==Graded Score== | ==Graded Score== | ||
Revision as of 21:21, 25 September 2015
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| Nationality: | Canadian 
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| Highscore | Killed 1, injured 19 |
| Top 25? | Not even close. |
| Style | Single player |
| An Hero? | Yes. |
Kimveer Singh Gill was a 25 year old goth basement dweller from Canada, who attempted to reenact Columbine IRL on September 13th, 2006. After amassing a shitty arsenal consisting of a Glock, Beretta Carbine, and Chinese shotgun, he embarked on a journey with one goal in mind - get the high score. After injuring 19 people, he managed to frag only one person before getting swarmed by the pigs in suits and forcibly becoming an hero. Despite being obsessed with 9/11 and Columbine, nobody was wise enough to snitch him out and take his guns away; not that it mattered, as Kim only pwn'd one noob.
Background
Kim was cast into this world in 1981, to two Indians immigrants living in Canada. Like almost every other School Shooter, he was a quiet, angsty, creepy outcast with few friends who spent too much time on the internet.
Kim tried to join the Military, but didn't last long before getting discharged, probably for being a creepy sadistic fucktard. Despite being a living warning sign, he was able to get into a gun club, where he spent much of his time refining his skill. Obviously, this was a wasted effort as he only managed to kill one person out of 20 he shot. Eventually, he went quiet. For the last few months of his life, Kim cut off contact with all his friends. Nobody thought to reach out to him, probably because he was a creepy fucker with a dumb haircut.
Kim on the Net
Kimveer Gill was very active on the internet, mostly frequenting sites like Vampirefreaks and Youtube. He posted a shitload of generic goth bullshit, posting a few dozen pics of him posing with his gun, made references to Columbine and 9/11, and yet somehow no one ever thought anything wrong about it. He also posted a tl;dr of his favorite media (movies, music, vidya gaem, etc) that few are patient to read.
Quotes from Kim
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The Attack
After Kim stopped being a pussy and grew a pair, he decided to finally go postal after 25 years of "suffering" a privileged suburban life. Unfortunately, he decided to attempt the High Score with a gay ass 9mm rifle. He did have a Glock and Shotgun, but he never used them because he's a fucktard. After contemplating a list of potential targets, he settled on Dawson College, where he would unleash a quarter-century of suppressed Gothic rage.
He drove up to the college, pulled out his carbine, and started aiming and shooting at some noobs. He took some fag hostage, forcing him to bring Kim's bag filled with his other guns and his ammo, but the fag ran off and threw away Kim's backup guns. Kim fell to plan 'B' (which he should've done in the first fucking place) and stormed the school its self. He arrived at the cafeteria, hid in the corner, loaded up his pistols and like a retard, shot randomly at the floor. Two morons in front of him were shot point blank. Why these idiots didn't run and hide is up to speculation, but many scientists believe it is due to the fact that Canadians, being the liberals they are, take pride in being brainless victims.
Kim forced all the other students there to get on the floor (instead of just shooting them) and started shooting randomly until 2 cops showed up. Dozens more piggies showed up and surrounded the school. Kim took some kids hostage, but didn't align himself properly and thus got shot in the arm. Like other pussies, he immediately committed suicide, thus becoming an hero to goth fuckers worldwide. The cops, being Canadian, immediately apologized and tried to heal Kim, but to no avail.
Kim only managed to kill one person besides himself, out of 20 shot. He even shot some fag twice in the head but couldn't finish the job. At least Alex Hribal attempted the high score on a "Knives only" match.
Graded Score
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| Kill count: | 1/20 |
| Accuracy: | 5/20 |
| Style: | 15/20 copycatted columbine |
| Butthurt: | 8/20 Only 1 victim, but she was white |
| Bonus: | 15/20 Having the guts to troll IRL |
| Total score: 44/100 (F) | |
Videos
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Gallery of Gayness
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Trenchcoat Mafia 2.0 -
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Presenting his Piece -
Edgy as fuck -
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Autistic Kim -
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Kim is Disappoint. -
Kim'll Kill ya -
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Meth-Kim -
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Attempt at Poetry -
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Aiming at ya. -
More aimin' -
Satanic Emblem -
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heil satan! -
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Ugly haircut -
shitty mask -
Neo Kim -
Kim's ride -
Sad Kim :(
See Also
Jeff Weise - a goth who actually racked up some kills.
TJ Lane - another loser with a low kill count
- Kim's entry in Murderpedia
- News Article on Kim. Worth the read!
- Angel of Death yet only 1 kill. Noob!
- More warning signs.
- Kim's sorry :(
- Kim on the Net.
- Archive of his Vampirefreaks page.
- His youtube. Send him some fanmail!
- Kimveer Gill Official Fanclub!
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Spree/One-time Killers: |
Aaron Alexis • Adam Lanza • Alex Hribal • Alyssa Bustamante • Anthony Warner • Audrey Hale • Bruce Jeffrey Pardo • Casey Anthony • Cho Seung-Hui • Devin Patrick Kelley • Dylan Klebold • Dylann Storm Roof • Eric Harris • Gerry McCann • James Holmes • Jared Lee Loughner • Jason Rodriguez • Jeff Weise • Jiverly Voong • Joe Stack • Josef Fritzl • Laaiti Ekenstéen • Mark Essex • Martin Bryant • Matthew de Grood • Matthew Murray • Matti Saari • Maurice Clemmons • Pekka-Eric Auvinen • Raoul Moat • Richard Speck • Robert Hawkins • Stephen Paddock • Tim Kretschmer • Timothy Hendron • TJ Lane • Tyler Peterson • Wade Michael Page • Woo Bum-kon |
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| Career/Serial Killers: |
Academy Maniacs • Adolf Hitler • Charles Manson • Chris Benoit • Dnepropetrovsk Maniacs • Dubya • Jack the Ripper • Jeffrey Dahmer • Mao Zedong • Richard "The Iceman" Kuklinski • Ted Bundy | |
| Terrorists: |
Al Qaeda • Anders Behring Breivik • Anderson Lee Aldrich • Anton Lundin Pettersson • Dzhokhar Tsarnaev • Elliot Rodger • George Sodini • Maniacs Murder Cult • Mark Essex • Nidal Malik Hasan • Osama bin Laden • Tamerlan Tsarnaev • Ted Kaczynski | |
| See also: |
Antisocial personality disorder • Jews • Murder • Paranoid personality disorder • Pittsburgh Paint Job • Police Brutality • Sick fuck |
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