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This faggot waits for the child to make the first move in a sexual situation.
You can help by contacting Federal Authorities and alerting Chris Hansen. |
Harrison Digfoot (John Harrison King irl) is a bumbling NAMBLA member and Tamias the Chipmunk impersonator from Georgia who once had high hopes of being a country singer. When poor Harrison couldn't find that one venue that would skyrocket him to country music fame (on account of being batshit insane and looking like Homer Simpson on meth), he retreated to the armpit of online gaming that is Second Life where he hoped he could somehow salvage his failure of a music career. Harrison of course got more than he bargained for. Have a seat right over there now, dear reader, and bear witness the next guest star of Hansen vs Predator.
The Failed Musician turned Pedophile
Harrison initially came to Second Life in a last ditch effort to revive is previously failed dream of becoming a country music singer. He unfortunatly began spending time in a drama-laden sim called Violet and like other would be "entertainers", he soon succumbed to the environment and found himself deep in drama. Due to his inability to resist fighting with people on the internet and his clumsiness with keeping his personal information guarded, Harrison's true colors were revealed and he was quickly ousted as the deranged pedophile that he is. Harrison's infamy finally hit a breaking point when it was discovered that his sister had him arrested for making threats of violence against her and her family.
"Have a Seat Right over There"
In what looks as though it was lifted straight from an episode of To Catch a Predator, Harrison was literally caught with his pants down. As it turns out, one of Harrison's favorite past time is luring young girls into skype calls with him and then getting on camera and showing them his hideous micropenis. One such victim managed to catch Harrison in the act and took a screenshot of his tiny dick.
—A helpless victim of horny Harrison | ||
Harrison attempts damage control (Threatening teenage girls who reject him)
[22:02] HarriHoudinii: ok its up [22:02] HarriHoudinii: i reported u to the police also they have ur video [22:02] HarriHoudinii: and youa re on a cyberbullying campaign [22:02] HarriHoudinii: website [22:02] HarriHoudinii: rambling about stalking someone [22:02] HarriHoudinii: like ur big bully [22:02] HarriHoudinii: nice job [22:02] HarriHoudinii: got to be known for somthing right? [22:03] Teen girl: noone cares you sister rapist [22:04] Second Life: HarriHoudinii is offline. [22:05] Second Life: HarriHoudinii is online. [22:06] HarriHoudinii: yeh u say that alot on that cyberbully site [22:07] HarriHoudinii: real spokesperson [22:07] Teen girl: leave me alone [22:07] HarriHoudinii: u have one to now [22:07] Teen girl: [[GTFO|fuck off]]'''
Videos
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Gallery
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30 people dress up in avatars that parody Harrison's irl fugliness during 'Operation Harrison Pigfoot -
Harrison and The Penguin, separated at birth?
Links
Second Life Accounts
- HarriHoudinii - Current; Active
Harrison Digfoot- B&HarriHoudini- B&dirtyharrii- B&
is part of a series on Second Life  |
Anshe Chung • Boyd Doghouse • BritbongReturns • Christoph Naumova • Felinoid • Hardstylenno • Harrison Digfoot • IntLib • JaSonic • Kalel Venkman • Kopyboat • Krispup • Lemonade Coyote • Mircea Kitsune • MrDisambiguation • Prokofy Neva • Ralph Pootawn • Skuee • Tamias the Chipmunk • Urizenus Sklar • Voland • Yiffy Yaffle • Yoko Beaumont •
Justice League Unlimited • Lost Furest • Patriotic Nigras • FurNation • W-Hat • The Wrong Hands |
