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[[File:BanaAlabed.jpg|thumb|What a terrorist's retarded daughter looks like.]]
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'''Bana al-Abed''' is a [[mentally retarded]] 7-year-old [[Syria]]n girl who, despite claiming to be Tweeting from a [[literal]] warzone, has been bestowed with the gift of [[Internets|decent Wi-Fi]] by the government of the [[Pretty cool guy|benevolent]] and [[Fact|democratically elected]] Syrian president, Bashar Al-Assad.
'''Bana al-Abed''' is a 7-year-old [[Syria]]n girl who, despite claiming to be Tweeting from a [[literal]] warzone, has been bestowed with the gift of [[Internets|decent Wi-Fi]] by the government of the [[Pretty cool guy|benevolent]] and [[Fact|democratically elected]] Syrian president, Bashar Al-Assad. Despite suffering from a severe case of [[Down Syndrome]], Banana is capable of speaking and writing in perfect [[English]].


== Western Propaganda Loli ==
== Western Propaganda Loli ==
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[[File:SyrianPuppet.jpg|thumb|Banana has a terrorist's hand jammed up her arse.]]
[[File:SyrianPuppet.jpg|thumb|Banana has a terrorist's hand jammed up her arse.]]
[[File:SyrianFriedLoli.jpg|thumb|What a Syrian girl looks like after being strapped with explosives by [[Hillary Clinton|US-backed]] "[[ISIS|rebels]]".]]
[[File:SyrianFriedLoli.jpg|thumb|What a Syrian girl looks like after being strapped with explosives by [[Hillary Clinton|US-backed]] "[[ISIS|rebels]]".]]
== Gallery ==
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File:SpoiledBanana.jpg|After Banana's house was bombed she went to live in a new house that looks exactly the same.
File:StabAJew.jpg|How Banana feels about those filthy [[Jews]].
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Revision as of 00:36, 17 December 2016

What a terrorist's retarded daughter looks like.

Bana al-Abed is a 7-year-old Syrian girl who, despite claiming to be Tweeting from a literal warzone, has been bestowed with the gift of decent Wi-Fi by the government of the benevolent and democratically elected Syrian president, Bashar Al-Assad. Despite suffering from a severe case of Down Syndrome, Banana is capable of speaking and writing in perfect English.

Western Propaganda Loli

Banana has a terrorist's hand jammed up her arse.
What a Syrian girl looks like after being strapped with explosives by US-backed "rebels".


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