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[[File:Ahmadinejad wife.jpg|thumb|right|Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and his mentor, Darth Sidious.]]
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[[File:Propaganda.gif|thumb|right|Mahmoud in a nutshell]]
'''Mahmoud Ahmadinejad''' is the [[SysOp|glorious president]] of [[Iran]] and world-renowned [[IRL troll]], who is tirelessly dedicated to hating [[freedom]] and exposing the [[Holocaust|Zionist's many lies]] as well as some [[Jews did WTC|lesser known facts]]. This, we know. But did you also know that [[Fact|he is a sexy beast]][http://blogs.usatoday.com/ondeadline/2007/09/debate-over-whe.html], for whom [[YOU]] have a serious boner? Unfortunately for [[you]], Mahmoud has single-handedly rid Iran of your type of [[faggotry]]. As well as this, he's pwned the [[Israel]]i and British Navy for coming too close to Iranian shores, actually sinking a Jew warship in 2000 [[for great justice]]. [[Israel]] hates him for endorsing Lebanese [[terrorists|heroes]], and [[fucktard|America]] hates him because they are owned by Israel.
'''Mahmoud Ahmadinejad''' was the [[SysOp|glorious president]] of [[Iran]] and world-renowned [[IRL troll]], who is tirelessly dedicated to [[an hero|heroically]] expose the [[Jews|Zionist's]] [[Holocaust|many lies]] as well as some [[Jews did WTC|lesser known facts]]. This, we know. But did you also know that [http://blogs.usatoday.com/ondeadline/2007/09/debate-over-whe.html he is a sexy beast], for whom [[YOU]] have a serious boner? Unfortunately for [[you]], Mahmoud has single-handedly rid Iran of your type of [[faggotry]]. As well as this, he's pwned the [[Israel]]i and British Navy for coming too close to Iranian shores, actually sinking a Jew warship in 2000 [[for great justice]]. [[Israel]] hates him for endorsing Lebanese [[terrorists|heroes]], and the [[Sockpuppet|Puppet]] [[USA|States of Murka]] hates him because they are Israel's nigger-bitch.


[[Image:TROLLMAHMOUD.jpg|thumb|right|clearly a troll.]]
[[Image:TROLLMAHMOUD.jpg|thumb|right|clearly a troll.]]
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==Fun Facts About Mahmoud==
==Fun Facts About Mahmoud==
[[Image:NoHomosexInIran.jpg|thumb|right|No [[Faggot|homosex]] in Iran lol!]]
[[Image:NoHomosexInIran.jpg|thumb|right|No [[Faggot|homosex]] in Iran lol!]]
* Supports the fact that [[JEWS DID WTC]]. About fucking time someone spoke up!
* Supports the [[fact]] that [[JEWS DID WTC]]. About fucking time someone spoke up!
* The [[Indian]] programmer in ''Office Space'' had the same name.
* The [[Indian]] programmer in ''Office Space'' had the same name.
* Mahmoud has encouraged Iranians to have lots of [[sex|babies]], saying the Iran could handle 50 million more people than its current 70 million. Some argue that Mahmoud is thereby building his own [[personal army]].
* Mahmoud has encouraged Iranians to have lots of [[sex|babies]], saying the Iran could handle 50 million more people than its current 70 million. Some argue that Mahmoud is thereby building his own [[personal army]].
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* Satirical humour directed at t3h Ahmadinejad on the [[Internets]] is usually full of unfunny faggotry.  
* Satirical humour directed at t3h Ahmadinejad on the [[Internets]] is usually full of unfunny faggotry.  
** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxLOhl0C2JI This proves it.]
** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxLOhl0C2JI This proves it.]
** [http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/Mahmoud_Ahmadinejad As does this.]
** [http://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Mahmoud_Ahmadinejad As does this.]
** [http://www.hulu.com/watch/16771/saturday-night-live-snl-digital-short-iran-so-far This, howevar, is awesome.]
** [http://www.hulu.com/watch/16771/saturday-night-live-snl-digital-short-iran-so-far This, howevar, is awesome.]
* Mahmoud likes to wear a lot of white polyester jackets. It is possible the same white polyester jacket worn multiple times. It is also possible he is a [[fag]]. [[party van|Mossad]] are investigating.
* Mahmoud likes to wear a lot of white polyester jackets. It is possible the same white polyester jacket worn multiple times. It is also possible he is a [[fag]]. [[party van|Mossad]] are investigating.
* Used to be a Jew, which he fails at hiding by trolling Israel.  (moar like '''Ahmasecretjew''', amirite?)
* Used to be a Jew, which he fails at hiding by trolling Israel.  (moar like '''Ahmasecretjew''', amirite?)
* [http://www.huliq.com/3257/87264/does-mahmoud-ahmadinejad-secretly-have-jewish-roots.stm His original Jew name was Sabourjian, which is Jew for 'Christ Puncher.']


{{quote|[[Image:Ahmadinejad man of peace.jpg|thumb|right|No homo.]] <strong>In [[Iran]] we don't have homosexuals like in your [[USA|country]]. […] In Iran we do not have this phenomenon. [[X_in_my_y|I don't know who's told you that we have this.</strong>]]| Mahmoud Ahmadinejad}}
{{quote|[[Image:Ahmadinejad man of peace.jpg|thumb|right|No homo.]] <strong>In [[Iran]] we don't have homosexuals like in your [[USA|country]]. […] In Iran we do not have this phenomenon. [[X_in_my_y|I don't know who's told you that we have this.</strong>]]| Mahmoud Ahmadinejad}}
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==Jews Did 9/11==
==Jews Did 9/11==


On the 24th of September, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad trolled a [[UN]] conference with his theories about [[9/11]]. Standing infront of around [[at least 100|100]] people, he began to describe how the [[US]] government had falcon punched the trade centres to get their economy working again, and to help the zionist regime, aka [[Israel]]. Half way through his [[tl;dr|speech]] the US ambassador decided to hit the [[wambulance]] and promptly walked out; he was shortly followed by [[Belgium]], [[Fag|Britain]], [[France]], [[Norway]] and a shitload of other countries who couldn't be bothered listening to his ramblings, although all of which were [[Jews did 9/11|true]]. Inspite of [[Israel|other]] countries criticising him, he simply remarked "I have nuclear now. You wanna mess [[wigger|wit me]]?" Much [[Baw]] and [[lulz]] will continue following [[Rape|peace]] talks for the middle east.
On the 24th of September, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad trolled a [[UN]] conference with his theories about [[9/11]]. Standing in front of around [[at least 100|100]] people, he began to describe how the [[US]] government had [[falcon punch]]ed the trade centers to get their economy working again, and to help the [[Israel|Zionist regime]]. Half way through his [[tl;dr|speech]] the US amb'''ass'''ador decided to hit the [[wambulance]] and promptly walked out; he was shortly followed by [[Belgium]], [[Britain]], [[France]], [[Norway]] and a shitload of other countries who couldn't be bothered listening to his ramblings, although all of which were [[Truth|true]]. In spite of [[Israel|other]] countries criticizing him, he simply remarked "I have nuclear now. You wanna mess [[wigger|wit me]]?" Much [[Baw]] and [[lulz]] will continue following [[Lemon party|peace talks]] for the [[middle east]].


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|<center>'''Mahmound on how awsome he is.'''</center>
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Image:Mahmoud-constipated.jpg|[[Shit Bricks|Constipated]] Mahmoud
Image:Mahmoud-constipated.jpg|[[Shit Bricks|Constipated]] Mahmoud
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Image:Ahmadinejadgay.jpg|[[Homosexuality|European mood]]
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Image:Mahmoud-c-wut-u-did-thar.jpg|[[I See What You Did There|Sees Wut U Did Thar]] Mahmoud
Image:Mahmoud-c-wut-u-did-thar.jpg|[[I See What You Did There|Sees Wut U Did Thar]] Mahmoud
Image:Mahmoud-happy.jpg|[[Gay|Happy]] Mahmoud
Image:Mahmoud-happy.jpg|[[Gay|Happy]] Mahmoud
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Image:Ahmadinejad_sad.jpg|[[Emo]] Mahmoud
Image:Ahmadinejad_sad.jpg|[[Emo]] Mahmoud
Image:Jihadwatch_admadinejad.JPG|According to Jihadwatch.org, Mahmoud possessed the remarkable ability in 1979 to look like a man about ten years older than he is now.
Image:Jihadwatch_admadinejad.JPG|According to Jihadwatch.org, Mahmoud possessed the remarkable ability in 1979 to look like a man about ten years older than he is now.
Image:Ahmadinejad fgsfds 3.jpg|[[FGSFDS]]
Image:Ahmadinejad fgsfds 3.jpg|You shut your whore mouth!
Image:Ahmedinejad fgsfds.jpeg
Image:Ahmedinejad fgsfds.jpeg|[[FGSFDS]]
Image:Vladimir Putin awesome.jpg|[[Bad Vlad|This gives me a hard on]]
Image:Vladimir Putin awesome.jpg|[[Bad Vlad|This gives me a hard on]]
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Image:Mahmoud Ahmadinejad on Obama and Nukesv2.jpg|BOMB THE CUNT
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Image:Ahmadinejad.jpg|[[Trollface|Problem America?]]
Image:Ahmadinejad.jpg|[[Trollface|Problem America?]]
Image:Iran mahmoud fanboy.png|Typical Mahmoud fanboy.
Image:Iran mahmoud fanboy.png|Typical Mahmoud fanboy.
Image:Iran president Nagheenanajar wearing sonichu.jpg|Mahmoud and his [[chris-chan|closest advisor]].
Image:Iran president Nagheenanajar wearing sonichu.jpg|Mahmoud and his [[chris-chan|closest advisor]].
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Image:Stuxnet in my nuclear reactor.jpg|[[Stuxnet|Mahmoud does not approve]]
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File:Don Burke.jpg|A challenger appears!
Image:Stuxnet in my nuclear reactor.jpg|[[Stuxnet|Mahmoud does not approve]]
Image:Ahmadinejad-separated.jpg|Separated at birth?
Image:Ahmadinejad-separated.jpg|Separated at birth?
Image:ringo-starr-650x400.jpg|Sometimes Mahmoud plays drums.
Image:Conservapedia-admadinejad.jpg|[[Conservapedia]] appears to be confused as to how someone can be as anti-homosexual as they are, and yet also hates America and Zionism like some dirty Librawl.
Image:Conservapedia-admadinejad.jpg|[[Conservapedia]] appears to be confused as to how someone can be as anti-homosexual as they are, and yet also hates America and Zionism like some dirty Librawl.
Image:Ahmadinejad soccer.jpg|[[Beaner|He's good at soccer.]]
Image:Ahmadinejad soccer.jpg|He's good at [[soccer|football]].
Image:Mah moud.jpg|LINK, MAH [[MAH BOI|MOUD!]]
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Image:A chalanger appears.jpg|One is an [[white|Aryan]], the other is a [[serious|real]] Jewish-[[nazi|Aryan]]. [[A challenger appears]]!
Image:A chalanger appears.jpg|One is an [[white|Aryan]], the other is a [[serious|real]] Jewish-[[nazi|Aryan]]. [[A challenger appears]]!
Image:Traditional Iranian clothing.jpg|Traditional [[Germany|Iranian]] clothing.
Image:Traditional Iranian clothing.jpg|Traditional [[Germany|Iranian]] clothing.
Image:Mahmoud-med.png|[[Everybody Draw Mohammed Day|Someone's gonna get jihad'd]]
Image:Mahmoud-med.png|[[Everybody Draw Mohammed Day|Someone's gonna get jihad'd]]
Image:Mahmoud hates you.jpg|Mahmoud's foreign policy
Image:Mahmoud hates you.jpg|Mahmoud's foreign policy
Image:Ahmadinejad on London riots 2011.jpg|[[Irony|Mahmoud scowls over how the UK suppressed London riots]]
Image:Sort of want.jpg|[[DO NOT WANT|Sort of want]]
Image:Ahmadinejad facebook.jpg|Ahmadinejad retaliates
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Latest revision as of 12:34, 23 March 2017

Mahmoud in a nutshell

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad was the glorious president of Iran and world-renowned IRL troll, who is tirelessly dedicated to heroically expose the Zionist's many lies as well as some lesser known facts. This, we know. But did you also know that he is a sexy beast, for whom YOU have a serious boner? Unfortunately for you, Mahmoud has single-handedly rid Iran of your type of faggotry. As well as this, he's pwned the Israeli and British Navy for coming too close to Iranian shores, actually sinking a Jew warship in 2000 for great justice. Israel hates him for endorsing Lebanese heroes, and the Puppet States of Murka hates him because they are Israel's nigger-bitch.

clearly a troll.

The mere mention of Mahmoud's name on the Internets is invariably followed by indulgent butthurt of both a conservative and liberal bent. Trolling via a Fifty Mahmoud Post is best recommended in such occurrences.

Fun Facts About Mahmoud

No homosex in Iran lol!
   
“ 		 
No homo.
In Iran we don't have homosexuals like in your country. […] In Iran we do not have this phenomenon. I don't know who's told you that we have this.
  		„
  		 

— Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

Hey Dude I Herd U Liek Bin Laden

On May 5th, pro-Jew "journalist" George Stephanopoulos interviewed Mahmoud Ahmadinejad; it would be more accurate to say that he barraged Mookie with loaded questions regarding Iran's alleged plans to develop nuclear weapons and belligerence towards Israel and the U.S., even going so far as to imply that Bin Laden was in Tehran, to which the Iranian leader responded by calmly putting on his trollface and stating that he had heard Bin Laden was in Washington DC. This is how it's done, gentlemen.

Jews Did 9/11

On the 24th of September, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad trolled a UN conference with his theories about 9/11. Standing in front of around 100 people, he began to describe how the US government had falcon punched the trade centers to get their economy working again, and to help the Zionist regime. Half way through his speech the US ambassador decided to hit the wambulance and promptly walked out; he was shortly followed by Belgium, Britain, France, Norway and a shitload of other countries who couldn't be bothered listening to his ramblings, although all of which were true. In spite of other countries criticizing him, he simply remarked "I have nuclear now. You wanna mess wit me?" Much Baw and lulz will continue following peace talks for the middle east.

A video of his trolling

Mahmoud Addresses the Masses

lol wut

Speekin' English!

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The Many Moods of Mahmoud

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